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He's just some guy trying to find a life on the streets, while trying to build trust with his homies. Weak ass.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Garbage Tier.

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Name: Carl Johnson.

Origin: Grand Theft Auto San Andreas

Gender: Shemale

Age: 52

Classification: Mentally & physically handicapped man.

Powers and Abilities: Shooting a gun and missing almost all of the damn time, failing to follow the train, and getting killed all the time.

Attack Potency: Attack potency is very low, although it's not too low to the point where he can't at least hurt children or adults at the slightest with a full powered punch. Half of his power instilled in a fist would at least be able to harm only a puppy, while full power would go to a children or adults at the slightest.

Speed: Carl is so slow that he can't even keep up with cars. He also fails to keep up with trains as well.

Lifting Strength: Roughly subhuman or regular human. His strength differs at times and is inconsistent as hell.

Striking Strength: Between human and below average class.

Durability: His durability is shit. He'll die just from failing a mission.

Stamina: Low.

Range: Probably micrometers.

Standard Equipment: A gun, other optional guns available within GTA SA, and cocaine.

Intelligence: His intelligence is very low. He is, however, capable of constructing his own weapons and using them to his own favor.  

Weaknesses: Bullets and other projectiles, as well as humans above his level.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Stand there and make useless quotes.

Shoot a gun until it's time to reload it.

Since he's so downplayed, he can only respawn about four times before his being is completely erased from overusage. This also means other abilities such as punching, kicking, and even other organic things like peeing and pooping are limited, hence is why he's garbage tier.

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