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Captain Falcon is a champion racer in the F-Zero circuit in the 26th century. Little is known of his past, except that he is also a bounty hunter and that he hailed from Port Town, a famous intergalactic trade center. He constantly works to thwart the plots of the evil Black Shadow, both on and off the racing circuit. Captain Falcon can easily be considered THE greatest racer in fiction due to both his skills on the track, and his top notch combat abilities. It is also worth noting that he is incredibly popular with the ladies. It is very rare to see Captain Falcon actually try in anything he does, due to the absurd amount of talent he posses.

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Go on. Show him your moves.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 4-A | 3-C | Low 2-C, likely higher

Name: Douglas J. Falcon, Captain Falcon, Caputon Farukon

Origin: F-Zero

Gender: Male

Age: 37

Classification: Human, F-Zero Racer, Bounty Hunter, Womanizer

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Strength, Speed, Durability, Endurance, racing master, heightened perception (Can perceive things several miles away whilst racing at high speeds), pyrokinesis and electrokinesis in the form of some his special moves

Attack Potency: At least Multi-Solar System level+ in base form (A casual Falcon Punch did this ) | At least Galaxy level+ with the Champion belt (Deathborn stated that the belt grants the power to turn a galaxy into a pile of ashes in an instant ) | At least Universe level+, likely higher (Stomped 3 Universals in a race without even breaking a sweat)

Speed: Massively FTL+ (Near instantly moved the other racers out of the radius of his Falcon Punch that dwarfed the Galaxy in length and height in a couple seconds) | At least Massively FTL+ (should be exponentially faster than before) | Immeasurable

Lifting Strength: At least Class 100+ | Higher | Immeasurable

Striking StrengthAt least Class XPJ+ with casual strikes, Multi-Solar System Class+ with Falcon Punch | At least Galactic Class | Universal

Durability: at least Multi-Solar System level+ (Tanked the full force of his own Falcon Punch) | at least Galaxy level+ (Just believe me on this one...) | At least Universe level+, likely higher (The Creators, 3 Universal entities, were unable to take his soul without beating him in a race which they were also unable to do.)

Stamina: Insanely High (Has honed his body to peak physical condition and more)

Range: Several thousand light-years | At least one hundred thousand light-years | Universal

Standard Equipment: His blaster, the Blue Falcon

Intelligence: Genius level (has managed to conceal his true identity from the entire Galaxy's population)

Weaknesses: Doesn't exert himself to the fullest in nearly any circumstance to avoid permanently scarring his opponents.

Notable Attacks/Techniques: 

  • Falcon Punch
  • Falcon Kick
  • Falcon Dive
  • Raptor Boost
  • Knee of Justice
  • Falcon -Slap
  • Up-Tilt (It Spikes)

Key: Base | With the Champion belt | EoS

Note 1: This profile covers Captain Falcon when he actually gives reasonable effort, contrary to his normal behavior where he simply doesn't give a shit.

Note 2: If you have any quarrels with the stats, feel free to bother Sheoth about it (Though you will wish you hadn't... heheheheheheheh...).

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Speed Racer

Wolf O'Donnell (Star Fox)

Chrom (Fire Emblem)

Fire Emblem Verse

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches:

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