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Insane how Calvin Lucien speedblizt both verses

Summary[]

Calvin Lucien is a highly brainrotted figure within the All Fiction Battle Wikis, literally consisting of Calvin Lucien himself with power differential solos "speedblitz" anyone, he constantly appears in certain completely vague comments with the declaration of being "capable of sweeping" or "speedblizt" all figures mentioned within a discussion thread

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 0, up to -1 with Speedblitz Brainrot

Name: Calvin Lucien, GOAT, Speedblitz

Origin: SCP Foundation, All Fiction Battles Wiki

Gender: Male

Age: None

Classification: Speedblizter, Fiction Soloer

Powers and Abilities: Beyond Limits (He is literally capable of soloing omnipotent beings through speeblizt, sweeping them away), Fiction Soloing (Can soloing any characters in fiction via speedblizt), Conceptual Beyonding (Exists beyond the concept of omnipresence, movement, speed, time and displacement, managing to surprise an omniscient entity with its spear, he can solo and sweeping any verse without even the characters being able to react), Reality Warping (Calvin is so powerful that literally any attempt to put him in an edit will cause reality to fail), Empowerment (Able to contend with the Supreme Author with the help of the Power of Friendship [Note that it is likely he may still be able to speedblitz him])

Attack Potency: Boundless (Consists of the conventional Calvin Lucien with the power of the "brainrot" being infinitely superior, he became one of the most famous figures on the Wiki declared as capable of "speedblizt" the very I AM THAT I AM which is 0), up to Will sweep and speedblitz any verse with Speedblitz Brainrot (The fact that he literally is a fucking human who surpassed the reaction time of an omnipresent and omniscient being made his figure highly brainrotted, potentially inducing brainrot in users like Yuri907)

Speed: Speedblitz + Beyond Omnipresence (Declared to be able to speedblizt the entire Masadaverse, sweeping away the frauds with the spear, Defeated Hajun by picking up speed, Declared as having overspeed the reaction time of an omnipresent and omniscient being, who exists beyond the concept of time, displacement and movement with Calvin being beyond his speed, Calvin Lucien will inevitably speedblizt your fav verse)

Lifting Strength: Irrelevant

Striking Strength: Irrelevant (He will sweep and speedblizt literally anyone regardless of who they are)

Durability: Irrelevant (He doesn't need durability because before the battle even starts he will have already speedblizted the opponent, and swept away the entire verse)

Stamina: Tireless (Always speedblizting, his hobby is sweeping random verses, he never gets tired because he is always speedblizting)

Range: Boundless

Standard Equipment:

  • Spear of the Non-Believer: The ultimate weapon that Calvin Lucien carries with him all the time, he uses it to kill any fraud within fiction, regardless of the verse he used the spear to sweep away, even if he is a fucking human he will still sweep away using the spear

Intelligence: Regardless, he will beat anyone through speedblizt

Weaknesses: Weaknessesless

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Others[]

Notable Victories:

I AM THAT I AM

Featherine Augustus Aurora (Clap very loudly, Featherine couldn't handle Calvin Lucien's big spear)

Akuto Sai and The Law of Identity (Battle occurred between O5 Council against Akuto Sai and Law of Identity, without even realizing Law of Identity was swept away by Calvin. Soon after, Akuto realized that his attempts against the Council were futile, and in the end he was pierced by Calvin's Spear without even being able to react)

Suggsverse (Calvin transcends any verse and will regardless of how completely sweep him, even in base mode without the spear)

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches: