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Summary[]

Bubsy the Bobcat? Ha, more like...weak! Seriously, this guy's game mechanics are so shit, let's downplay him via those! Amirite? Let's go!

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: At least 💩 Tier, possibly 10-C

Name: Bubsy the Bobcat, pest

Origin: That one notorious series you already know if you're looking at this profile

Gender: Male

Age: Irrelevant, he's clearly stupid af

Classification: Annoying Bobcat

Powers and Abilities: I don't fucking know, jumping?? He can glide I guess, but he's still pretty wimpy. Also has a Nerf gun, but let's be real, human children can tank a Nerf gun. What a wimp. Also has some sort of V.R. Helmet, but I can't imagine any use of that in combat.

Attack Potency: At least Shit level (One of his attacks is a frickin' Nerf gun, need I say more?), possibly Below Average Human level (Seems to be able to kill bees in a few hits in Bubsy 2, totally not game mechanics)

Speed: He's just a Sonic ripoff, clearly just Peak Human level at best, probably lower tbh

Lifting Strength: His arms are fucking noodles, he can't lift anything with them duh

Striking Strength: At least Shit Class, maybe Below Average Human Class

Durability: Definitely Shit level (Can't even tank fall damage in a 2D platformer, wtf bro. Weak asf. This clearly isn't just game mechanics.)

Stamina: The loser can't even keep moving after getting hit by a Cheese Wheel, clearly lowass stamina

Range: Basic normal melee range, that's about it. His Nerf gun can't shoot very far either, after all, it's just a Nerf gun

Standard Equipment: A Nerf gun and a virtual reality helmet?? What an arsenal

Intelligence: Dumb

Weaknesses: Basically anything that moves, he gets one-shotted by about everything in his dumb games. Seriously, look at how garbage they are.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Irrelevant: He's so weak, no techniques can help him.

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