Chaos Dunk User (NBA Lore)
The Chaos Dunk (カオスダンク Kaosudanku) is an advanced application of B-Ball Enegery that can only be used under certain conditions. It is the ultimate dunk that whose power is said to "threaten the universal balance between chaos and order" simply by existing and was the direct cause of the The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041 which lead to the deaths of countless Ballers and the outright banning of B-Ball. Only a select few Ballers have even demonstrated the ability to use even a partial version of the technique with only one, Charles Barkley, ever being able to preform a true Chaos Dunk, once resulting in the sinking the island the Manhattan and the other instance destroying the slave ship Necron 5.
- B-Ball Energy Manipulation
- Energy Manipulation: Dorm…
Christmas Break
On November 30th Of 2024, I Created An Event Called "25 Days Of Jokesmas", An Event Where Anybody Could Make Christmas/Christmas-Related Content On The Wiki. I Didn't Want To End Or Lose My Streak, But I Cannot Think Of Any More Characters For The Event. So, On That Note, I'm Going To Continue Making My Normal Things Until Around December 24th, Where I May Create The VR Jokes Santa Claus.
Streak: 16
Days Left: 9
Marceline Abadeer (Chainsaw Time)
- 1 Summary
- 2 Powers and Stats
- 3 Notable Matchups
- 4 References
Marceline is a major characters in Chainsaw Time, she is the former Demon Princess and current Vampire Queen as well as being the Blood Fiend after merging with the Blood Devil at an early age. After the death of her mother at an early age, Marceline wondered the human world for a time eventually coming under the protection of Simon and Betty. Together they formed a pseudo family together, though this happiness would soon come to an end due to the Ice Devil's attack leading to Marceline's temporary death. Some time later her body came into contact with the Blood Devil resulting in her resurrection with her maintaining much of her personality due to her Demon Physology. For nearly a 1000 …
Christmas Town
Notable Individuals
- Santa Claus
- Mrs. Claus
- Knecht Ruprecht
- Krampus
- Belsnickel
- Black Pete
- Mr. Jingeling
Reindeer
- Rudolf
- Dasher
- Dancer
- Prancer
- Doner/Dunder
- Vixen
- Comet,
- Cupid
- Blitzen/Blixem
- Flossie
- Glossie
Santa Elves, or more accurately Nisse, are Santa's "little helpers", a group who serve as the main workforce for both Santa Claus and the North Pole. Traditionally, they are the ones who create toys for good boys and girls, but they have also taken up a variety of different positions such as logistics, medicine, aviation, security, defense, and dentistry. Elves come in an array of different shapes and sizes, as well as from different origins.
- Traditional Christmas Elves: also known as Red Elves, are a race of red- and green-clad humanoids with a short stature an…
Piccolo (Dragon Ball AF)
is the reincarnation of King Piccolo, born with the simple goal of killing Son Goku and avenging his father at any cost. A wise, expert strategist, he was initially one of Goku's most ruthless enemies, but by the time of GT he had become an honorable warrior who sacrificed his life for the sake of the universe. Now residing in hell as it's protector, he servers as a guardians making sure the villains Goku and his allies have slain stay in hell and stop their plans to escape.
Tier: At least 2-C
Name: Piccolo Junior, "Ma Junior", Demon King Piccolo, the Nameless Namekian
Origin: Dragon Ball AF
Age: 43-53
Gender: Genderless, though referred to as male
Classification: Namekian
Powers and Abilities:
kagurabachi
Kagura Bachi, also known as Chihiro Rokuhira, is the most powerful protagonist across all anime and Japanese fiction involving the "animanga" culture, being regarded as the most well-written work of all time, surpassing human comprehension. Kagura Bachi is connected to all manga and anime; he is the mentor of the Big 3 (Naruto, Ichigo, and Luffy)
Tier: Memetic
Name: Kagurabachi, Kagura Bachi, Chihiro Rokuhira, Chihigos
Origin: Kagurabachi
Gender: Male
Age: Inapplicable
Classification: Kagurabachi, Swordsman
Powers and Abilities:
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Striking Strength: Inapplicable
Durability: kagurabachiversal (Only his counterpart, Evil Kagura Bachi, can inflict significant damage upon him, as only a Kagura Bachi-level character can defeat Kagura Bachi. Despite being de…
Robo Models
- 1 Data Log: Model 1.0
- 1.1 Recovery
- 1.2 Statistics
- 1.3 Physiology
- 1.4 Arsenal
- 1.5 Notes
- 1.5.1 NOTE 1
- 1.5.2 NOTE 2
- 1.5.3 NOTE 3
- 1.5.4 NOTE 4
- 1.5.5 SYNOPSIS
- 1.6 Conclusion
The inactive body of what appeared to be an old humanoid robot was discovered underground and under the rubble of a collapsed building, alongside several pieces of preserved paper kept inside a rusted box being found in a similar location. Aside from a few scratches, a bit of missing fake hair, and some dust in its internals, the robot body itself appeared to have been intact. It was safely excavated and brought back to our facility for further examination where, upon careful metallic dating for Tanker, was found to have been 120 years old, dating the model back to the furthest possible date of 19…
Raggedy Princess (Chainsaw Time)
Raggedy Princess (ボロボロプリンセス Boroboro Purinsesu) is a former Public Safety Devil Hunter who started as a new recruit working under Princess Bubblegum's Special Squad, before she later resigned from being a Devil Hunter after the battle against the the Darkness Devil in Hell.
Tier: 9-A physically, At most High 7-A with weapons and Abilities
Name: Raggedy Princess
Origin:
Gender: Female
Age: 20+
Classification:
, Public Safety Devil Hunter (formerly)
Powers and Abilities:
Ayumu Kasuga (Osaka)
Ayumu Kasuga (Japanese: 春日歩 Kasuga Ayumu), better known as "Osaka" (大阪), is a transfer student from the city of Osaka and one of the main characters in the Azumanga Daioh series.
Tier: 9-B
Name: Ayumu Kasuga, Osaka.
Origin: Azumanga Daioh.
Gender: Male.
Age: Likely 17.
Classification: Human, High School Student.
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Toon Force.
Attack Potency: Wall level (Comparable to Tomo, who sent Chiyo flying with a single hit).
Speed: Human level.
Lifting Strength: Average Human, likely higher.
Striking Strength: Wall level (Can send rabidos flying by a single punch).
Durability: Wall level (Comparable to Chiyo, took a hit from Kagura).
Stamina: Average Human (Easily gets tired).
Range: Standard Melee Range.
Standard Equipment: …
Irina
Attack Potency: Low Multiverse level (Should be comparable to Xicor)
Speed: Infinite
Lifting Strength: At least Class P, likely far higher
Striking Strength: Low Multiverse level
Durability: Low Multiverse level
Stamina: Superhuman
Range: Standard Melee Range; Low Multiversal with shockwaves and ki blasts
Standard Equipment: None notable
Intelligence: Above Average
Weaknesses: Is a pacifistic by nature, is often consumed by her emotions in her release state.
Ted Bruz (Election Year Knockout)
Ted Bruz is a parody of junior US Senator for Texas, Ted Cruz. He is the fourth opponent in Election Year Knockout.
Tier: 9-B | At Least 9-B, possibly 5-B
Name: Ted Bruz
Origin: Election Year Knockout
Gender: Male
Age: 49
Classification: Human, Politician, Boxer, Magic User.
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Skilled Boxer, Magic, Teleportation, Energy Manipulation and Weapon Creation (Can create energy constructs that he can use in a fight, such as Ram Horns or a Scorpion Tail), Dimensional Storage (Can pull multiple fish from his coat), Duplication (Can create a duplicate of himself which is as strong as he is, and can use the same magic attacks), Smoke Manipulation (Can summon clouds of smoke to obscure his movements), Limited St…
Yakub
The Big Head Scientist Yakub, or Mr. Big, is an evil mad scientist who created the Albinoid Tribe (Yakubian Monkeys) 6,000 years ago, a race of devils to plague the earth and it’s original Ebonoid people, due to the relentless teased he had as a kid due to the size about the size of his head. His created race where weak and wicked and used the power of Yakub’s sacred book of Tricknology to control the world for 6,000 years.
Yakub serves as the Demiurge, the source of all evil in the world and corrupter of good and is the counterbalance to his brother Yashmal, the source of all good and savior from the damnation rooted from the Albinoid Tribe.
Tier: 10-B. At Least 5-C with science | At least Low 3-B, likely 3-A
Name: Yakub, "The Big Head Scientist",…
Upcoming Content (Microwave Man, Xzave, Oliver West, Etc.)
This Is My Very First Blog Post, So You Can Definitely Expect More Joke And Serious Content From Me In The Near Future.
But Here Are The Characters That You Can Expect To See On This Masterpiece Of A Wikipedia Fandom
Microwave Man - Totally Normal Humans (Verse)
Xzave - Totally Normal Humans (Verse)
Oliver Woost - Killer Memes (Verse)
Brainwashed Duckhead - Poopet Combo (Verse)
Microwave With Legs - Totally Normal Objects (Verse)
Compozure - VR Jokes (Verse)
Composite Azure - VR Jokes (Verse)
Your Mom/Your Dad - Parentverse
Pork The Psychotic - Poopet Combo (Verse)
School Bully - Schoolverse
Totally Normal Objects/Humans (Verse)
VR Jokes (Verse)
Parentverse
Schoolverse
Poopet Combo (Verse)
All character meme ability
Conclusion:** "Immune to the Power of Fiction" is an incredibly powerful ability as it places the character outside the boundaries of fiction, allowing them to avoid any form of manipulation based on narrative, plot, or genre.
Centricide Calculations
As requested, this is a blog post porting my Centricide calculations to this wiki
- 1 Accelerationism Size and Kinetic Energy
- 1.1 Setting up
- 1.2 Head to Torso
- 1.3 Complete Height
- 1.4 Kinetic Energy
- 1.4.1 Now for a feat to get kinetic energy
- 1.4.2 Getting torso height
- 1.4.3 The calculation itself
This one's a doozy. So it's split into multiple parts
Building height: 135 pixels
The building has somewhat of a resemblance to a bank, and the First Bank of America is 6096 cm tall, which we can use as a base
6096/135 = 45.1555555556 cm per pixel
Aircraft height: 53 pixels
53 x 45.1555555556 = 2393.24444445 cm
Aircraft: 102 pixels
2393.24444445/102 = 23.4631808279 cm per pixel
Accelerationism: 676 pixels
676 x 23.4631808279 = 15861.1102397 cm/158.611102397 m
This makes sense s…
Ideology Physiology
Ideologies are a species of colored humanoids, being the species of all the characters in Centricide (with the exception of Greg Guevara)
Due to being the same species, ideologies should share the following powers:
- Superhuman Physical Characteristics: Ideologies have consistently shown feats that vastly surpass that of a human being
- Abstract Existence: Type 2; Ideologies are the embodiment of the political ideology they represent, this is backed up by Communist stating that him and the other ideologies would mean nothing if Accelerationism were to grow powerful enough to destroy the political spectrum, as well as Anarcho-Syndicalist stating that they now lived in a "world without centrists" after defeating Accelerationism.
- Immortality (Type 8)…
Alien X (Wanked) Backup
Alien X is IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT, and not bound by the limits and bounds of regular omnipotence! (Alien X Has Omnipotence^True Infinity x Omnipotence^True Infinity, So He Can Do Beyond Everything And Anything. Forever). He's above TOAA, Kami Tenchi, The Writer and Azathoth, because anything that he thinks of instantly comes true! HE'S OMNIPOTENT! No Limit Fallacies? No idea what you're talking about.
Tier: Tiers and all tiering systems including Godmodes wiki and Joke Battle Wiki | Erased all tiers, all concept of tiers, all beyond and not a tier, tiers itself, all tiering system, all concept of tiering system, all beyond and not a tiering system, tiering system itself and everything else | surpasses, trancended, acended, above and beyond all con…
Vinceborg 2050
Vinceborg 2050 is a temporary party member and later boss of Barkley Shut up and Jam Gaidian. He is a baller from the Pre-B-Ball Purge who survived through cyberization from B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.E.S. and was programed to hunt down and kill the Chosen One.
Tier: At Least High 8-C, Likely 8-B
Name: Cyborg, Baller
Origin: NBAVerse
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown
Classification: Baller, Cyborg
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, B-Ball Energy Manipulation (High), Laser Vision, Danmaku with Refractor Beam
Attack Potency: At Least Large Building level, Likely City Block level (Should be comparable to former party members and is able to fight agienst the party for an extended period of time)
Speed: At least Light Speed, FTL Combat and Reaction speed
Lifting Strength:…
Teen Titans (2003)
Tier: Low 7-C, up to 5-A, possibly higher
Name: Teen Titans
Origin: Teen Titans (2003)
Classification: Superhero Team
Age:
Membership: 5
Leader: Robin
Team Resources/Abilities:
- Base of Operations: Titan's Tower, Jump City
Attack Potency: Small Town level (Cyborg was capable of swinging a large building at Plasmus. The team regally bests villains like Cinderblock, with Robin being capable of fighting Slade), up to Large Planet level (Raven's White Form was able to defeat Trigon, who reduced the Earth to ruin in seconds), possibly higher
Speed: Relativistic (Members of the team are able to dodge and block attacks from Doctor Light), Varies up to Massively FTL+ travel speed (Starfire has flown across the galaxy in brief spans of time. She is also comparable to Blackfir…
Android X-2
- 1 Summary
- 2 Powers and Stats
- 3 Gallery
- 4 Others
Android X-2 (real name: Rimel) is one of the Red Ribbon Androids created by Doctor Vermillion with stolen data from Doctor Gero for Project LILITH. She was initially just a succubus summoned by the organization who was modify and is the second fully completed android in Project LILITH. X-2 eventually escaped, leaving the planet for a time, though eventually returning to earth and becoming completely infatuated with her version of Trunks which indirectly leads to both of them becoming God of Destruction candidates.
Tier: 2-C
Name: Rimel, Android X-2
Origin: Dragon Ball
Age: Unknown
Gender: Female
Classification: Android/Demon
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Longevity, Skilled Martial Artist …
Rat God
Nean is one of the Gods of Destruction from the restored universes after the events of the Tournament of Power. She is associated with the Zodiac Sign of the Rat and as a result has a strong rivalry with Beerus.
Tier: 2-C
Name: Nean
Origin: Dragon Ball AF
Gender: Female
Age: Hundreds of millions of years old
Classification: God of Destruction
Power and Abilities: ). Resistance to Extreme Cold and Cosmic Radiations (Able to travel in outer space, which is colder and filled with radiation), Extrasensory Perception (Cannot be sensed by beings lesser who lack God Ki), Extreme Heat (Can withstand the extremely high temperatures at the Earth's core without any protection), Empathic Manipulation, Void Manipulation, Existence Erasure, Soul Destruction and Limited Spatial Manip…
Cuckoldry Manipulation
Cuckoldry Manipulation refers to the ability to use, manipulate and inflict the C*ck Arc on a target.
The C*ck Arc refers to narrative device that is exceedingly prevalent in Japanese pornographic media and in a surprisingly high amount of American movies from the 90s. It involves a character, usually the protagonist, play the role of the c*ck. A c*ck is a state of being that is characterized by an extreme scene of loss usually relating to a significant other or romantic prospect. C*cks exist in two variety Conceptional C*cks and Active C*cks. Conceptual c*cks are individuals who despite not being directly effected by any form of infidelity such individuals are still c*ckolds usually due to a strong emotional connection for an individuals being…
Baby-nunu
baby nunu is a unknown entity who beyond being erased from reality and cannot be harmed at any extent. And is post-ineffable and beyond all potence,science,vastance,presences,etc. also he solos godmodes. (And this wiki, yes this includes himself)
Tier: inapplicable
ap: inapplicable
anything: inapplicable
abilites: Complete arsenal, Postpotence,divine, all potence, etc, more than complete arsenal, ineffability, post-ineffability, Omni-Omni-Omni-Omni-Omni-Omni-Omni-Omni-negation
baby nunu is a non-physical psuedophilosophical psuedo-entity, this means he is beyond being erased from reality and cannot be harmed at any extent, he has life-death transcendence and any character that was created gets covered in baby nunu, baby nunu can assign a infin…
Jiafei (Floptok)
- 1 Summary
- 2 Powers and Stats
- 3 Others
- 4 Trivia
- 5 Note
Jiafei was the Floptok term used for bots that would swarm TikTok with bizarre and unsettling videos with the music "Ye Huan Xiang." Often advertising advanced technology referred to as products. Jiafei infiltrated TikTok in February 2021 to March 2022.
Teir: Unknown Teir | Memetic
Name: Unknown
Origin: Tiktok
Gender: Female
Age: Unknown
Classification: Flop
Powers and Abilities:
Abduction, (In many Tiktoks Jiafei is seen kidnapping and abducting her victims.) Magic (Jiafei is a wizard flop with many powers and spells she casts on Daboyz.) Reality Manipulation (Jiafei can destroy Floptropica just by walking and cause sparkle effects to occur. She also can kidnap a whole plane in a small bag.) Duplication…
Olivia (Lourd Asprec)
Olivia, portrayed by Roy Dubois, is a brash and garish character who frequently ends up in ridiculous and illogical situations at school. She has a diverse group of friends, each with their own unique personality.
Olivia has the ability to quickly snatch wigs and engage in fast-paced fights when she is upset. In moments of anger, she becomes aggressive and goes to great lengths to hurt and harm others.
Teir: 10-A, likely 9-B.
Name: Olivia
Origin: Tiktok | Lourd Asprec
Gender: Female
Age: 16 or older around the beginning of the TikTok series. 20 currently.
Classification: Human
Powers and Abilities:
Superhuman Physical Characteristics, (Lifted a chair... Can fight people above her age and can snatch wigs with ease.) Invulnerability, (Can take most to all …
The Chapions of Ball (NBA Lore)
- 1 Summary
- 2 Members
- 3 Powers and Stats
- 4 Notable Matchups
- 5 References
The Chapions of Ball (究極のボーラーチーム, Kyūkyoku no Bōrāchīmu) are the protagonist of the first game in the Hoopz Barkley Saga, Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden. They are a team comprised of individual tied to the game of B-Ball in one way or another. Their main goal is to stop the evil B.L.O.O.D.M.O.S.I.S., stopping them from using the power of the Chaos Dunk to destroy the world and protecting Hoopz Barkley, the believed Messiah,
Tier: High 8-C | At least High 8-C | At least High 8-C, Likely 8-B | Likely 8-B | At Least 8-B
Key: B-Ball Catacombs | Neo New York Sewers Saga | Post Church of Clispaeth | Liberty Island | Cuchulainn's Tomb to Necron 5
Name: The Champions of Ball (NBA Lore)
Origin: NBA Lore
Classificat…
Cyberdwarf (NBA Lore)
) | City Block level (Stronger than before and comparable to the rest of the party at this time)
Speed: At least Light Speed, FTL Combat and Reaction speed | At least Light Speed, FTL Combat and Reaction speed
Lifting Strength: Superhuman | Superhuman
Striking Strength: Large Building level | At Least City Block level
Durability: Large Building level (Should be physically comparable to Loony Tunes characters such as Marvin the Martian who can survive explosion like this) | At Least City Block level
Stamina: Superhuman | Superhuman
Range: Extended Melee Range
Standard Equipment: Muscles, Nikeys, Ecto Cooler, Tabaco, Fried Chicken
Intelligence: Gifted. Is quite knowledgeable and is aware of deep B-Ball lore. Is capable of using the "Dwarf Muscle" which only the wises dw…
Da model rocket calc
About a year ago, I built what could be considered a “Middle-sized” model rocket for a rocket agency I was signed up for, which I thought could be a good reference for myself with prep time/equipment (I’ve kind of put off the whole model rocket thing for several months though even though I wanna get back into it, lol) So, imma calculate the kinetic energy of my (so far) biggest rocket.
I’d have to dig it up to get an exact estimate, but for the weight of the rocket itself I’ll go for a high-end of what’s considered “small” for a model rocket, which would be about 5 kilograms not including anything I could put in the payload bay I could replace the parachute with, ofc
As for the speed, according to a quick google search, most model rockets th…
IRL What-if? mergings page revamp
- 1 Summary
- 2 Power of the Verse
- 3 Supporters/Opponents/Neutral
- 3.1 Supporters
- 3.2 Opponents
- 3.3 Neutral
- 4 Specific rules
- 4.1 Community made Composite Human, Fish, Snake, Tree, Spider, Ant, Shark, Bat, Cat, Lizard, Virus, Primate, Canid, Plant and community made Combined Human
- 5 Composite profiles
- 5.1 Combined Profiles
Do you still think that the Real World as a verse lacks some hax? You may like this verse!
Merge the objects that you want to and go crazy! put these mergings to the arena! Better mergings - better battles.
Greatly varies. Really, it depends on which beings are going to be merged.
For example, composite organisms are able to reach Tier 8-B with community made Composite Organism or Tier 7-B with community made Combined Organism, while composite technologies…
Gigachad punches Kanye into space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7PlApqcycc&list=PL6IPsl4feIzHL3NgpeooqMcAam2XstQQm
At the end of this episode Gigachad punches Kanye into space
To get to outer space and surpass gravity you need to achieve a speed of 11 km/s
Kanye is 79 kg
Using the KE calculator we get 4779500000 joules 1.142 tons of TNT - 8-C+
MewThree
Tier:
Name: MewThree
Origin: Pokémon
Gender: Genderless
Age: 25
Classification: PokéGod, Clone, Fusion
Powers and Abilities:
Notable Victories:
Notable Losses:
Inconclusive Matches:
The Avatar (The Last Hoodbender)
Mark Philips, also known as The Avatar, is the main protagonist of The Hood Avatar Series. He is a man who was born with the ability to use all four of the hood nations powers... Those being Boxing, Weaving, Sneaking, and Shooting. On top of all this, he has access to The Avatar State, which greatly increases his power, and allows him to permanently take away other people's hood abilities. Despite this tremendous power, Mark was dragged into doing petty crime, and this eventually resulted in his cousin being gunned down by fellow gangsters. Broken by this, Mark decided that he wasn't cut out for the hood life, and eventually decided to leave the hood, marry a white lady, and move to the suburbs. While this did work for a while, he was event…
Mason.exe
- 1 Summary
- 2 Powers and Stats
- 3 Notable Matchups
- 4 References
Mason.EXE is a character created by Goober T on YouTube Shorts. He's an evil, demonic version of Mason (whoever that is) who has countless forms.
Tier: 1-A
Name: Mason.EXE
Origin: YouTube Shorts
Gender: Male
Age: Probably 10
Classification: God
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Transformation (Has a bunch of transformations and forms), Rage Power (Has a rage mode),
Attack Potency: Outerversal level (Beat Composite Slenderman, who should be this strong)
Speed: Irrelevant (Slower than Composite Slenderman, who is this fast but him beating him means he has to be somewhat similar)
Lifting Strength: Irrelevant (Kept up with Composite Slenderman)
Striking Strength: Outerversal level
Durability: Outer…
Chris Redfield Tackle
After playing some RE6, me and Baken have discovered that Chris Redfield is 100% capable of totally dodging lightning as shown here, so we will be applying the KE to his tackle shown here.
We will be using a lowball of 171500 m/s. According to the RE wiki, Chris weighs from 80.5 to 100 kg, So we will use the mid end of 98 kg.
Slapping both of these into this trusty little calculator, we'd get a result of 1441200250000 Joules, AKA: 344.45512667304013 Tons of TNT.
344.45512667304013 Tons of TNT, 8-A (Multi-City Block level)
Hoopz Barkley (NBA Lore)
) | At Least City Block level (Should be comparable to how he was on Necron 5)
Speed: At least Light Speed, FTL Combat and Reaction speed
Lifting Strength: Superhuman | Superhuman
Striking Strength: Large Building level | City Block level | At Least City Block level
Durability: Large Building level (Should be physically comparable to Loony Tunes characters such as Marvin the Martian who can survive explosion like this) | City Block level | At Least City Block level
Stamina: Superhuman | Superhuman | Superhuman
Range: Several meters to Tens of meters with GUNs.
Standard Equipment: F.I.N.A.L.G.U.N., Nikeys, Ecto Cooler, Tabaco, Fried Chicken
Intelligence: Gifted. Is considered quite intelligent for his age by Balthios.
Weaknesses: None Notable
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
Key: …
Balthios James (NBA Lore)
)
Speed: At least Light Speed, FTL Combat and Reaction speed (Comparable to Barkley who regularly dodges lasers and laser based attacks) | At least Light Speed, FTL (Can casually dodge all of Robot Cops laser based attacks at high enough level) Combat and Reaction speed
Lifting Strength: Superhuman | Superhuman
Striking Strength: Large Building level | At Least City Block level
Durability: Large Building level (Should be physically comparable to Loony Tunes characters such as Marvin the Martian who can survive explosion like this) | At Least City Block level
Stamina: Superhuman | Superhuman
Range: Extended melee range with Katana, Several meters to Tens of meters with Zaubers.
Standard Equipment: Zaubers, Nikeys, Ecto Cooler, Tabaco, Fried Chicken
Intelligence: Gift…
Caseoh Destroying His House
In Meatcanyon's "Fat Shaming a Streamer" there is Caseoh destroying a house. But I recently saw a special piece of lore that seems fairly impressive.
Word of Chicken (Although maybe not the strongest piece of evidence) states this:
Too lazy to find proper average for the LxWxH
Taking a 1x1 lego piece (8x8x9.6mm). Let's assume his house is like that as well.
The image as such (Had to shrink it down twice to upload
The yellow equates to 93 billion light years. 93 Billion Light Years/249 pixels = 373493975.904 Light Years per pixel
Just assuming the widths are the same as lengths for the top part.
(LxWxH)
Head Portion:
Converted to cm
6.3603465104867e+28*6.36034651048670044e+28*2.0141097283187e+28 = 8.1478811e+85 cm^3
Main portion:
1.052990700066e+29*1.…