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Bird Jesus

Summary[]

Bird Jesus, officially named aaabaaajss on day 8, was the Pokemon of the Pidgey line caught by players on day 1 of the Gen 1 playthrough.  Bird Jesus was the longest running character in Gen 1 in terms of his affiliation with the party, as he was still in the party when the run was beaten.  He was considered the strongest Pokemon of Red's party for much of the playthrough.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 7-A, likely Low 6-B

Name: Bird Jesus, aaabaaajsss.

Origin: Twitch Plays Pokemon

Age: Unknown

Gender: Male

Classification: Pidgeot, second coming of Jesus Christ

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical CharacteristicsFlight, can copy moves, can use its feathers to attack, can use sand to blind its opponent.

Attack Potency: Mountain level+ (Was the strongest Pokemon from all the team and surpassing ATV by a huge amount, defeated a Gyrados with some effort and curbstomped two Dragonairs, almost defeated a Dragonite and ATV had to finish the job), likely Small Country level (Roughly comparable to AA-j)

Speed: At least Relativistic (Stomped two Dragonites before they could strike).

Lifting Strength: Superhuman

Striking Strength: Mountain level+, likely Small Country level

Durability: Mountain level+ (Survived a beating from a Gyrados and two Dragonairs before going down), likely Small Country level

Stamina: Godly

Intelligence: Godly and birdy

Weaknesses: Ice, Rock and Electric type moves.

Notable Attack/Techniques:

  • Mirror Move: Mirror Move uses the last move targeted at the user by a Pokémon still on the field. A move called by Mirror Move in this way counts as the last move used. Moves that target multiple Pokémon count as long as the user of Mirror Move is one of the targets.
  • Sand Attack: Sand Attack decreases the target's accuracy stat by one stage.
  • Quick Attack: Quick Attack inflicts damage, and is an increased priority move. If the target does not use an increased priority move during the round that it is used, Quick Attack will go first regardless of the user's or target's speed.
  • Sky Attack: Sky Attack does nothing on the turn it is selected, other than say that the user is glowing. On the following turn, Sky Attack will deal damage, PP will be deducted from it, and it will count as the last move used. Once Sky Attack is selected, the user will not be able to switch out until it is disrupted or fully executed.

Others[]

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