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Oh No he's hot!!!
~ Rimuru Tempest seconds before his death

Summary[]

Bilbo from Lord of the Rings, is the one and only god, the absolute strongest from lord of the rings, he by himself defeated sauron

Powers and Stats[]

Name: Bilbo Bolson

Origin: Lord of the Rings

Gender: Male

Age: 111

Classification: Hobbit, True God

Tier: -1

Powers and Abilities:

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Rizz Manipulation, I win technique

Attack Potency: ABSOLUTE INFINITY | SWOLE>SWOLE>SWOLE>SWOLE>SWOLE>SWOLE>SWOLE>SWOLE>SWOLE>SWOLE>SWOLE>SWOLE>INFINITY

Speed: FAST AS FUCKING DIAHREA | SPEED>SPEED>SPEED>SPEED>SPEED>SPEED>SPEED>SPEED>SPEED>SPEED>SPEED>SPEED>SPEED>SPEED>SPEED>SPEED>INFINITY

Lifting Strength: LIFTED YOUR MOM | LIFTED YOUR MOM... THRICE

Striking Strength: STROKE THE UNSTROKABLE | STRIKE>STRIKE>STRIKE>STRIKE>STRIKE>STRIKE>STRIKE>STRIKE>STRIKE>STRIKE>STRIKE>STRIKE>STRIKE>STRIKE>STRIKE>STRIKE>STRIKE>STRIKE>STRIKE>INFINITY

Durability: ABSOLUTE INFINITY | STONE HARD BILBO BUFFINGS

Stamina: High when he is calm, INFINITE when he is serious

Range: BEYOND FICTION

Standard Equipment: Stinger, unimportant ring

Intelligence: 500,000,000,000 IQ

Weaknesses: likes his ring a little to much

Others[]

Notable Victories: Villain Rimuru Tempest (Xeno) (Bilbo just said "Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose, you should kill yourself NOW, and give somebody else a piece of that oxygen in the ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside of this blue trapped bubble.

Like what are you even here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. and I mean that with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent.)

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