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Summary[]

Ben is clearly the most S W O L E person to ever join the Dark Side. Once a Vader wannabe, who learned the secret to true power, he has now become perhaps the most valued member of the renovated Swole Sith Order.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 0 | Ocean, possibly Memetic

Name: Ben Swolo

Origin: Swole Star Wars

Gender: Male

Age: 29

Classification: The most swole mutha fucka ever

Powers and Abilities: Size Manipulation, Super Strength, Making himself more swole at will, Swole Manipulation (can control other people's swoleness), Psychic Bicep Control, All the powers of The Force ever conceived.

Attack Potency: Boundless (Killed The Writer and Featherine Augustus Aurora. Soloed all the Hadou Gods in the Masadaverse by just existing) | Ocean (Even with wank, he utterly destroyed ScrewAttack Superman with no difficulty, annihilates most memes with zero effort), possibly Memetic (The sheer protein contained in his muscles may elevate him to this tier)

Speed: Faster than The Force+

Lifting Strength: A lot

Striking Strength: A lot

Durability: Boundless | Ocean, possibly Memetic

Stamina: Irrelevant

Range: A lot

Standard Equipment: His abs 

Intelligence: Probably very high 

Weaknesses: None notable

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Straight beating that ass
  • Making himself more swole
  • Making other people less swole
  • Controlling people's swole body parts

Key: Base | SWOLE / W I D E

Others[]

Notable Victories: Anybody that thought they were more swole

Notable Losses: Qui Gon Gym, Yggdriswole, Obi-Wan Gainobi

Inconclusive Matches: Buffsuki