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It's Showtime!
~ Beetlejuice's Catchphrase

Summary[]

Betelgeuse, aka Beetlejuice, is the main and title character of the show, who enjoys eating bugs and is known throughout the Neitherworld as a prankster. He is the oldest son of Gnat and Bee Juice (who nag him to get a job and to keep clean, and who always address him as "Junior"), and he has a "disgustingly cheerful" younger brother, called Donny Juice (who, whether he realizes it or not, gets on his older brother's nerves). Beetlejuice was named after the star Betelgeuse in the Orion constellation. Beetlejuice is able to change shape, transform and conjure objects, teleport, and perform other feats of magic, although his powers can be reduced by various circumstances, such as when he feels fear, or when his head becomes separated from his body. At times, he must pause to think of exactly how to use his powers to escape a precarious situation unscathed. Due to what is later described in the series as his "juice" (his inborn source of magic), whenever Beetlejuice utters aloud a figure of speech, he or his surroundings change to act on the pun. Almost all of his transformations maintain the black-and-white striped pattern he wears on his suit, although sometimes the stripes are colored depending on the transformation. Though many Neitherworld denizens have some magic, it is Beetlejuice's greatly superior power (no real cause for it is ever given) that affords him the title—albeit mostly self-asserted—of "The Ghost With The Most" (another line borrowed from the movie); in fact, on multiple occasions, Beetlejuice was able to effortlessly subdue a number of supernatural beings, and his dis-corporeal, self-sentient brain once claims that Beetlejuice's power is more than enough to conquer the whole Neitherworld. Because of that power, almost everyone in the Neitherworld is fair game for his pranks, though no more so than he himself, since he is not immune to careless use of his power. Sometimes Beetlejuice will mix up one of his transformations, due to homophone-based confusion (when Lydia told him to turn into a stake to fight off Count Me-In, he turned into a flank steak). At times, various of his body parts (including his feet and his entire torso) manifested minds of their own, independent of Beetlejuice's control, with his brain and even his entire skeletal system having to abandon him once. Beetlejuice's main pastime is pulling various pranks on the other denizens of the Neitherworld such as Jacques, Ginger, The Monster Across the Street, Poopsie, the Mayor and in the Living World it is Lydia's rival Claire Brewster and occasionally her parents.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 7-A, High 4-C at his peak...

Name: Beetlejuice, Betelgeuse

Origin: Beetlejuice: The Animated Series

Gender: Male

Age: Over 600 years, likely much older

Classification: Ghost, Former Ghost Ghost Hunter, "The Ghost with the Mostest"

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Reality Warping, Toon Force, Broadway Force, Immortality (Types 1, 2, 3, 6, and 7.), 4th Wall Awareness (Can talk to the audience, can adjust the screen, knows he's in a cartoon, acknowledges ads and the script.), Bad Pun ManipulationShapeshifting (Can turn into virtually anything he can imagine, including animals, humans, monsters, and inanimate objects.), Size Manipulation (Can shrink/grow himself and other people in size), Flight, Non Corporeal, Regeneration (Mid-High), Teleportation, TelekinesisBody Control (Is able to remove and reattach parts of his body, his body parts have minds of their own, and can even leave him and function of their own volition.), Elasticity (Stretched his arm around the entire Neitherworld, able to stretch his body out and stop a train running at full speed, stretched his mouth over a bed sized bug), Mind Manipulation(Can Hypnotize people), Superhuman Digestion, Can Conjure And Summon ObjectsImmersion (Can go into TVs and interact with the environment.), Clairvoyance, Self-Sustenance (Types 1, 2, and 3), Hammerspace, Possession (Can possess people, animals, and inanimate objects.), Body Puppetry (Can possess multiple people at once and can even possess other ghosts), Intangibility (Can phase through walls), Cloth Manipulation (Has various disguises he can shapeshift into when needed), Time Stop (Can stop time with the Stop Watch), Time Manipulation (Can create up to three time loops) Time Travel, Rage PowerVocal MimicryLife Manipulation (Can bring inanimate objects to life), limited Darkness Manipulation (Can turn into a living shadow), Breath Attack (Can unleash noxious gas from his mouth, and vomit flames.), Subjective Reality (Can pull a book out of a book), Existence Erasure (With the E-Racer, The Pencil, and can turn himself into an eraser.), Possibly Creation (Can presumably create things with The Pencil.), Transmutation (Turned a monster into a car, turned a random guy into a football, turned Lydia into a pickle), Age Manipulation (Can change his and other peoples age), Vehicular Mastery, Large Size (Type 3), Explosion Manipulation (Can shapeshift into bombs and explode), Duplication (Can create clones of himself, split his good and evil sides apart), Fire Manipulation (Able to breath fire after eating spicy food), Ice Manipulation (Can freeze people via touch, and turn his feet into ice blocks), Weather Manipulation, Dream Manipulation (Is able to go into Lydia's dreams and interact with the environment there), BFR, Portal Creation, Fragrance Manipulation (His armpit smell and gas breath can knock people unconscious.), Gets an energy boost whenever Lydia is in trouble or somebody hurts her, Resistance to Pain (Was laughing while a giant was ripping him in half), Disease (Found the Black Plague funny), Electricity, Heat, Radiation and Poison (Can consume radioactive and highly poisonous objects with no issues.)

'Attack Potency': Mountain Level (Can grow large enough to dwarf Mountains), Possibly Star Level (Can turn into The Sun, and can trade blows with multiple living constellations.)

Speed: Massively Hypersonic+ (Ran around the Neitherworld, which is an alternate version of Earth, in a couple of seconds. stretched his arm half way around the Earth to grab someone, and dragged to where he was in just 12 seconds.), Possibly Massively FTL at his peak (Can dodge attacks from living constellations.)

​​​​​Lifting Strength: Class G, Stellar at his peak (Wrestled with living constellations)

Striking Strength: Mountain Class, Large Star Class at his peak.

'Durability': Mountain Level, Large Star Level at his peak (He tanked punches from The Sun, and survived being bum-rushed by a living constellation.)

Stamina: Possibly Infinite due to being a Ghost.

RangePlanetary physically, Low Multiversal with Teleportation and other Haxes.

Standard EquipmentStopWatch, The Pencil, The E-Racer. Franken-twine, New You spray, bombs, Shrink ray

Intelligence: Gifted (He can play any instrument, can speak and read fluently in virtually any language. He is the most powerful Ghost in the Neitherworld, and could easily conquer it if he wanted too. Is very creative with his abilities and can come up with a seemingly infinite number of puns.)

Weaknesses: Gets forcibly banished to either the human or monster worlds should someone say his name 3 times. Has a difficult time changing his color during his transformations, his puns can work against him, if his body parts are separated and stay separated by sunset he will melt away and die.

Notable Feats:

Sent a monster to the hospital and is implied to have killed someone

Can play any instrument

He can survive after having his brain, bones, and heart removed. 

His skeleton can separate from his body and act of it's own, and he was able to survive without it. 

Got ran over by a massive boulder multiple times

Fought off a sandworm

Stopped a train going at full speed using his stretched out body

Fought multiple constellations

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