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Bed

Summary[]

Beds are utility items in Minecraft used by the player to transition from night to day (Or to clear bad weather) or as an explosive in the End or Nether. Beds are also utilized as a sort



Age: Unknown

Classification: Bed, furniture, spawn point

Powers and Abilities: Can self-destruct if in a dimension other than the overworld, can rotate the earth, Resurrection

Attack Potency: Small Building level normally (Should be comparable to wooden tools), Town level in dimensions other than the overworld (Its explosion can deal severe damage to the Ender Dragon or Wither), Large Planet level when being slept on (Can rotate the Earth 12,450.5 miles in five seconds)

Speed: Immobile with Massively Hypersonic combat speed, reactions, and attack speed (Comparable to Endermen)

Lifting Strength: At least Class 25 (Can support the weight of Steve on itself, even with the latter clad in full Gold Armor)

Striking Strength: Small Building Class

Durability: Building level, likely Town level (Can endure Steve attacking it with a iron axe, and can briefly resist being hit with a diamond axe)

Stamina: Unknown

Range: Standard melee range normally, extended melee range with explosions, planetary via changing time to day

Standard Equipment: Blanket, pillow

Intelligence: Unknown 

Weaknesses: Fire, axes, it's explosion attack kills itself, can only rotate the Earth when it is raining, snowing, or when it is night.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Resurrection: If a player sleeps on a bed, they essentially sign a contract for the bed to be able to permanently serve the player by respawning them at the location at the bed whenever they die. The bed's contract expires when the bed is destroyed.
  • Self-Destruction: When the bed is in a dimension other than the overworld, it has an existential crisis about alternate universes and explodes, damaging anything in the vicinity of it.
  • "Setting time to day": Since wool and wood are some of the most powerful materials on the planet, combining them grants one the ability to rotate the planet they are on very quickly, but this is only when the bed feels like doing so (When it is tired, or if it hates the weather).

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