Joke Battles Wikia

Summary[]

Bstchld

Pure Male Ejaculate

Beast Child (Bstchld) is the head of an International drug cartel, a kid at school, a Youtuber/Tiktoker, and a news reporter on CMNN (news about seman and cum). He is extremely rich with shady business operations. Often killing people who crosses his path. He loves his Peruvian and Colombian cocaine, those drugs being the main he makes. He has hundreds of men working for him that send the booger sugar to buyers. Often "testing" some of the supply for same day delivery or when they're in trouble.

Powers and skills[]

Tier: 10-B Physically, 9-B with Equipment

Name: Beast Child, BSTCHLD

Origin: Cartel

Gender: Male

Age: 23

Classification: International Drug Cartel Head

Powers and Abilities: Vehicular Mastery and Flight (Flies planes)

With Equipment, He Possesses: Enhanced Strength, Speed Boost ("He tested out some of the products, there's the speed boost"), Hyperfocus and Enhanced Concentration (Via unnamed cocaine), Enhanced Navigation ("Able to navigate though the city and execute complex maneuvers" with the bike) and Enhanced Speed (Via Colombian), Age Manipulation with crack ("But it does age the body. Now bro looks like an ancient fossil from the Jurassic era. In fact, he might already be dead"), Resistance to Fall Damage with Methamphetamine, Enhanced Energy and Cure full body paralysis (Via Peruvian), Enhanced Stamina with every drug he has

Attack Potency: Human level, Wall level with unnamed cocaine ("Superhuman strength")

Speed: Average Human, Peak Human with unnamed cocaine ("He tested out some of the products, there's the speed boost." Bstchild said "100 meter dash" and it took 9 seconds for the user to run, meaning he ran 24 mph). Subsonic with Colombian ("moving 100 miles an hour." Bstchild said "being a mile high wasn't high enough" and it took 14 seconds for this man with a glider hit the ground. This would take speeds up to 257 mph)

Lifting Strength: Average Human, Class 5 with unnamed cocaine (With cocaine, a person "bench pressed a fucking tractor")

Striking Strength: Human level physically, Wall level with unnamed cocaine (Superhuman strength)

Durability: Human level, Wall level with Bulletproof glass. Immeasurable with Methamphetamine (Methamphetamine makes him immune with fall damage, so this could be any amount of height and he'll survive the fall)

Stamina: Average, Peak Human with drugs

Range: Standard Melee Range, Tens of Meters with weapons like Snipers

Standard Equipment: Peruvian Cocaine, Colombian Cocaine, Large Drones, BALLSLICER 3000 (A chopping machine used to cut testicles), the Perc 3000 (a narcotic tablet that kills people), Crack (1st day of taking makes people energetic, but the next day makes you age extremely fast "like a ancient fossil from the Jurassic era"), Heroin, Billions of billions of dollars, Passports for USA, Brazil, Italy, and New Zealand, Methamphetamine, Motorcycle, Planes, His own personal plane Bolivian Cocaine, Fentynal, Cock Slicer 5000 (Light speed blade completely annihilates the subject's penis), Helicopters, Cranes, Glider (Can move up to 257 mph with), Child Labor, Snipers, Gunmen, Bulletproof Glass, Trucks, Thousands of people that help Bstchild escape prison or find him information

Intelligence: Gifted (runs a international drug cartel, is skilled at flying planes), higher with Colombian (A man who didn't how to fly a plane could fly after snorting Colombian)

Weaknesses: Peruvian decreases his coordination. Colombian Cocaine will give monthly poverty, violent crime, and schizophrenia