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Summary[]
a screenshot of one of Nature's fuzziest killers.
During the Height of the Sumerian Society, the seven Sumerian Gods who decree (Enki, An, Enll, Nanna, Ninhursag, Utu, and Inanna) walked the Earth, a man named Barry Brown thought it would be funny to prank Enki. He donned a large fur suit from Amazon and snuck up on the Deity... With a loud roar, he succeeded in his quest. The god Enki, who commanded the forces of Creation, Water, Magic, and Semen...Did not take kindly to the joke, he cursed Barry and his lineage, to forever walk the Earth as fat, hairy, dog-like creatures as punishment. As time marched forward, Barry's offspring splint into four separate kingdoms:
At the height of strength were the Polar Bears, their ability to summon and command snow, frost, and magnets made them powerful rulers.
Below the Polar Bears were the Black Bears, who were masters of stealth and dark magics.
On the weaker spectrum lay Brown Bears, who could control the flow of water.
And the least powerful of all the bears were the Pandas, an enigmatic clan of Raccoon Farmers who invented Bamboo.
There also exists a clan of false Bears of the Sun and Moon tribes, which were named after the Pokémon franchise. They don suits and mimic the walk, talk, and mannerisms of their masters. Their dedication to this façade has fooled many humans and earned them a place beside Pandas at the Zoo.
At a time unrecorded by man, the Black and Brown Bears rose up against their masters, in a great ritual of static electricity, they rubbed up against trees while chanting an ancient phrase...This ritual sent the Polar Bears far into The North, away from the now safe forests. To this day, they still echo the ritual, in an attempt to keep their masters at bay. Today Each clan has gone in a wildly different direction. The Polar Bears, confined to their dicey kingdom, spend their dwindling days savagely murdering any semblance of life within a 50-mile radius. The Black Bears took a humbler approach, surrendering their thrones to the Brown Bears. Pandas remain a mystery, living their alien lifestyles comfortably in false habitats. Bears Are known to stand in rivers, catching a bounty of fish... Once they catch enough, they grill them with wild berries and various roots using a special and well-kept recipe. After their meals, they will sometimes have a slice of chocolate cake and a Manhattan alcoholic beverage.
Bears have been known to mine for precious metals, and their cavernous networks can span hundreds of miles inside various mountains, During the winter months, they hide from the snow and spend time digging away, while others choose to meditate at the mouths of these caves. This meditation allows them to tap into the Heart Of The World, where they can feel our Planet's breaths. They use this power to predict the best food sources for the coming spring. There are many misconceptions about how to interact with Bears, and how to survive encounters with them. Some suggest faking death or trying to scare them off... But there are actually two better options, Bears are the world's greatest wrestlers, and enjoy nothing more than a good old fashioned slap box. Beware any distance they gain, as they are fond of dropping Atomic Elbows from heights up to 40 feet. alternatively, Bears are very passionate about graphic design, and striking up a conversation about the topic could prove useful. Note, any interaction will inevitably result in Death, so the previous tips were completely pointless. These majestic killers are dwindling in numbers, and there may be no future for three of the known tribes. One day soon, without human intervention, all but the Brown kingdoms will fall into the sands of time...
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: High 7-A, Unknown with Banishment Spell || 7-A, Unknown with Banishment Spell || 7-A, Unknown with Banishment Spell || 7-A, Unknown with Banishment Spell || At least 7-A
Name: Bears, Brown, Black, and Polar Bears, Pandas, Sun and Moon "Bears"
Origin: The Amazing Truth (Verse)
Gender: Varies
Age: Varies (Their kind has been around since before Humans existed)
Classification: Killers, Conquerors, Magicians, Wrestlers, Miners, and Graphic Artists.
Powers and Abilities:
Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Magic, Enhanced Senses, Natural Weaponry (Teeth and Claws), Extremely Skilled Wrestlers, Surface Scaling (Bears have been shown to be capable of walking vertically up trees.), Cosmic Awareness and Clairvoyance (Through meditating), Skilled Diggers, Light Manipulation (With Mining Helmet), Temperature Manipulation (With Grill), Electricity Manipulation, Minor Physics Manipulation, BFR, and Pseudo Sealing (With Banishment Spell, which summons static electricity by rubbing against trees. The static electricity can banish their opponents away from them.)
All Base abilities, plus Ice Manipulation, Camouflage (Can hide in snowbanks perfectly due to their white fur), Coldness Manipulation, Absolute Zero, Summoning / Magnetism Manipulation (Can summon and control Magnets), and Resistance to Cold Temperatures
All Base abilities, plus Stealth Mastery, Camouflage (Can hide in night time environments due to their black fur), Darkness Manipulation and Morality Manipulation (Scaling to Cats, who can use dark magic to brainwash people.)
All Base abilities, plus Water Manipulation, Underwater Breathing, and Water Walking
All Base abilities, plus Plant Manipulation (Pandas created all species of Bamboo), Summoning (They can summon the demon spawn known as Red Pandas), and Limited Animal Manipulation (Are Raccoon Farmers.)
Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Social Influencing, Disguise Mastery, and Power Mimicry (Sun and Moon Bears can copy the abilities and traits of Bears so well, that even scientists often mistake them for actual Bears.)
Attack Potency: Large Mountain Level (Are vastly stronger than the other Bear types, to the point that the Black and Brown Bears had to team up and use the Banishment Spell to defeat them, even the weakest of Bears are capable of making massive sprawling mines in Mountains, and are far stronger than Dogs.), Unknown with Banishment Spell (Defeated and Banished possibly thousands of Polar Bears across the globe.) || Mountain Level (Although weaker, should be relatively comparable to Polar Bears), Unknown with Banishment Spell || Mountain Level, Unknown with Banishment Spell (Equal to Brown Bears) || Mountain Level (Are the weakest of the Bears, though still should be comparable to the others), Unknown with Banishment Spell || At least Mountain Level (Despite not being Bears, they should at least be comparable to Panda's due to their mimicry. who they often share exhibits with.)
Speed: Peak Human (Maximum speed for most bears is 40 km/h) || Peak Human || Peak Human || Peak Human || At least Peak Human
Lifting Strength: Class 5 || Class 5 || Class 5 || Class 5 || At least Class 5
Striking Strength: Large Mountain Class || Mountain Class || Mountain Class || Mountain Class || At least Mountain Class
Durability: Large Mountain Level (Should compare to their striking power, survived the Banishment spell launching them across the globe.) || Mountain Level || Mountain Level || Mountain Level || At least Mountain Level
Stamina: Vastly Superhuman (Can dig massive spanning tunnels throughout all of the winter seasons without stopping.) || Vastly Superhuman || Vastly Superhuman || Superhuman (Far more sluggish and lazy than a normal Bear) || At least Superhuman (Comparable to Pandas.)
Range: Standard Melee Range, Higher with various Magic abilities. Multi-Continental with Banishment Spell.
Standard Equipment: A grill, a Mining Hat, and a laptop.
Intelligence: Above Average (Are skilled murderers, Diggers, Graphic Artists, Magicians, Wrestlers, and Miners. Can access the Heart of the World through Meditation, and seem to have human level intellect on various situations. Are nearly impossible to escape from.)
Weaknesses: Varies depending on the Bear, The Banishment Spell must be used annually, or else it will eventually wear off.
Keys: Polar Bears || Black Bears || Brown Bears || Panda Bears || Sun/Moon Tribe
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