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Batman > Everyone, deal with it.

Summary[]

Batman is a DC superhero. After the death of his parents, Billionaire Bruce Wayne molded himself into a crime fighting machine, travelling the world learning many many skills, then taking on the mantle of 'Batman'. Due to being nearly as popular as Superman, and despite being a human amped only by insane intelligence, Batman's skills and crafts are constantly being expanded...

And it's pretty obvious how this goes. With Batman being a person just beyond peak human, who is fighting Gods on a day-to-day basis, Batman suddenly becomes capable of doing things he just shouldnt be able to, leading to some of the most outrageous outliers and inconsistencies in fiction. Especially when the word preparation is on the table, Batman can kill any God or higher being and overturn any rule established in a fictional setting.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: At least Low 2-C | At least 0, likely -1 | Surpasses His Opponent's Level

Name: Bruce Wayne/Batman

Origin: DC Comics

Gender: Male

Age: In his 40's

Classification: Vigilante, God, Unstoppable Prep-Time Machine, Sailor Wayne, Master of Plot Convenience

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Outlier Manipulation, Genius Intelligence, Weapon Mastery, Masterful Hand-to-Hand Combat, Master Detective, Stealth Mastery, Hacking, Fear Manipulation, Vehicular Mastery, P R E P A R A T I O N, Summoning (Can summon his vehicles from literally anywhere), such as the Watchtower or on an alien ship), Immortality (Type 8 providing that the concept of preparation exists), Reality Warping, Social Influencing (Makes character's spare him whenever he needs it) | As before to an unfathomably greater extent, Immortality (Type 10) | As before but with Preparation in effect (Counters His Opponent's Strongest Abilities)

Attack Potency: At least Universe level+ (Wounded the Spectre with a kick; his communicator, with its polarity reversed, can produce 20,000 decibels, which is sufficient to destroy the universe eighteen times over, beat Wonder Woman and Superman in Injustice with zero enhancement, the latter of which has over 50 high-end feats at this level in comics, and shook Apokolips in Injustice) | At least Absolute Infinity (Batman can easily beat The Oversoul and The-One-Above-All, as he would just find a method to take them down, despite being a human. He planned the knockdown of the World Forger, who is potentially nigh-omniscient and his true form being high-end Outerversal. Beat Superman many, many times with outrageous battle strategies, such as literally whistling, who broke Soulfire Darkseid in two, and was referred to as one of the three most powerful beings in the Omniverse), likely Beyond Infinity (Under writer allowance, Batman will be able to beat anyone and his influence will dethrone The Writer entirely) | Surpasses His Opponent's AP (No matter what character he faces, Batman can always plan to beat them, to the point where it seems it would be impossible to do so. Since he far surpasses Superman's intelligence, it's likely he could become a "Happy Ending Batman", or build suit of armor designed perfectly for his challenger. Therefore, Batman can do the same Deus Ex Machina via preparing, and beat any opponent, regardless of what they can feasibly achieve)

Speed: At least Infinite (Dodged Darkseid's Omega Beams, something Superman failed to do [Superman has been able to tag Zoom, who is much faster than Wally West, and moves so fast that time stands still, Dodged heat vision), likely Immeasurable (Able to hit the Spectre) | At least Omnipresent | Surpasses His Opponent's Speed (Batman could achieve a speed that would make Omnipresent characters look like Average Human)

Lifting Strength: At least Infinite (Able to physically contend with Superman, who lifted a book with infinite pages, as well as the Spectre, who's body contains eternity), likely Immeasurable (Should be comparable to the Spectre) | At least Absolute Infinity (downed the Hulk who was stated to have infinite power by Beyonder), likely Beyond Infinity | Surpasses His Opponent's Lifting Feats

Striking Strength: PIS Class (Hurt the Spectre and Superman through pure plot-induced stupidity) | At least PIS Class+ | Surpasses His Opponent's Striking Power

Durability: At least Universe level+ | At least Absolute Infinity, likely Beyond Infinity | Surpasses His Opponent's Resilience

Stamina: Ridiculous (After being drugged and deprived of sleep for days, managed to break out of a coffin six feet below the ground even when bound by a straight jacket) | Surpasses His Opponent's Fortitude

Range: Boundless (His PIS reaches anywhere)

Standard Equipment: Prep time, PIS

Intelligence: Smarter than Omniscience (Capable of preparing well enough to defeat omnipotent beings)

Weaknesses: VS debaters | Literally nothing (Thanks to prep, he can just make an absurd plan to beat his opponent. If you don't believe me, check out the very credible comic analysis channels)

Key: Base | With Mental Analysis of His Opponent | Preparation (AKA One Planck Instant)

Others[]

Notable Victories:

The Spectre

Darkseid

Superman

The Hulk

Everyone else (Batman had prep time)

Notable Losses:

Logic

Inconclusive Matches:

Outlier Superman (Both wanked ad infinitum)