| “ | "Yeah, let's just 'flip a coin'. That's heads or tails. We need fifty coins, and then fifty more. Fifty-fifty. Then my computer will analyze it, with science..." | „ |
| ~ Batman using Facts and Logic... |
I'll use my SKILLS... THAT I LEARNED IN THE MOUNTAINS!
Summary[]
Badman is a Batman Parody series, specifically mocking The Dark Knight Trilogy, produced by CollegeHumor and Front Page Films and starring Pete Holmes. The premise can be summed up as: "What if the self-proclaimed 'World's Greatest Detective' was actually a massive Idiot Hero?" Now has a Sequel Series on Pete Holmes’ personal YouTube channel, called "Bat-Canned", with the premise of Batman firing or attempting to fire various superheroes in the DC Extended Universe version of the Justice League, as well as the main characters from Joker and The Batman...
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: 9-B Physically, at least 9-B with his Vehicles...
Name: Bruce Wayne, Batman, Badman, Gotham's Savior, etc...
Origin: CollegeHumor
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown (Seems to be a middle-aged adult.)
Classification: Human, Superhero, Billionaire, Co-Leader of The Justice League...
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Martial Arts, Supernatural Luck (Has showcased incredible luck, like managing to survive jumping off buildings, Riddler striking the bulletproof parts of his suit which caused a bullet to ricochet into his hip, or landing a perfect headshot the first time he used a gun), Weapon Mastery (Can throw his Batarangs with deadly precision, can use guns quite well), Natural Weaponry (Has multiple sharp arm blades on his gauntlets, these blades are sharp enough to slit peoples throats, and durable enough to break swords), Limited Sound Manipulation (Is a really good voice impressionist, and his mask can pick up radio frequencies), Limited Dimensional Storage (Pulled a glass of water out of thin air), Stealth Mastery (Can vanish out of people's sight, sneak up behind people, and can zip behind people so fast it resembles Teleportation), Limited Attack Reflection (Bullets will bounce off of his armor if struck in the right place), Vehicular Mastery, Thread Manipulation (With Grappling Hook), Radiation Manipulation (Has large reserves of Kryptonite), Resistance to Pain (Shrugged off being stabbed, even when the knife was being twisted while still in his ribs), Fire Manipulation (Was completely unfazed by getting set on fire), and Fear Manipulation (Was still lucid after being dosed with 12 doses of fear toxin, when a single dose left a man crumpled in a corner suffering a waking nightmare.)
Attack Potency: Wall Level Physically (Can knock out armed thugs with a single punch, slammed Wiggles The Clown's head into a thick glass window hard enough to break it, can throw his Batarangs hard enough to embed them in a person's skull and instantly kill them. Can easily smash through windows, tackle people through wooden railings, and claimed he can break swords with his arm blades.), At Least Wall Level for his Vehicles (His Batmobile and Batplane should be more powerful than he is...)
Speed: Subsonic Movement and Combat Speeds (Was able to exit his vehicle and sneak behind two people at FTE speeds, casually blitzes multiple people throughout the shorts.), Supersonic with Vehicles (His Batplane flew multiple miles away from Gotham in less than a few seconds.)
Lifting Strength: Athletic Human (Can toss people around like ragdolls.), Class 10 with Vehicles (His Batplane was able to carry a massive nuclear warhead away from Gotham.)
Striking Strength: Wall Class
Durability: Possibly Small Building Level (His suit received zero damage from being pelted with Uzi bullets, to the point one of the bullets bounced off of his suit and hit the guy shooting him. Should be more durable than Flash, who got one-shotted by a normal pistol. He can jump off buildings and survive the fall down, and he was completely unaffected by being set on fire, even describing it as 'feeling refreshing'...), at least Small Building Level with Vehicles (His vehicles should be more durable than he is...)
Stamina: Extremely High (Has a superhumanly high pain tolerance, and was seemingly unaffected by massive blood loss, being set on fire, and various other strenuous activities...)
Range: Melee Range normally, Dozens of Meters with Weapons...
Standard Equipment: Various Batarangs, His Grappling Hook, Zip-Tie Restraints, a Tie, Various Kryptonite objects, Guns, and a Glass of Water. Also has his Batmobile and Batplane...
Intelligence: Below Average Normally (Didn't notice that he was wearing the wrong outfit multiple times, regularly reveals his secret identity to random people, seemingly due to force of habit. Didn't know what a gun was and thought that when people die, they just go to sleep or 'go to a happy farm where they farm butter and float on dreams'. When Gordon and Penguin tried to explain to him what death was, he comes to the conclusion that when someone falls asleep, they die. Couldn't answer one of The Riddler's riddles even when he gave the answer away multiple times, and stubbornly refused to admit he was wrong afterwards. Despite fighting The Joker multiple times, he earnestly thinks every Clown or Mime he meets is The Joker. Couldn't tell who Commissioner Gordon was when he took his glasses off, or who Two-Face was when he turned his head to the side, thinking Harvey was three different people...) Above Average at his best (Claims he learned "skills from the mountains" that he uses to fight crime. Regularly defeats armored goons, murderous clowns, psychopaths, and supervillains. Can use guns quite well, and can throw his Batarangs with deadly skill. He also knows how to drive both cars and jets, can keep an office job without much issues, joined The Justice League and became its de-facto leader and financial advisor, and can speak fluent Spanish. Is surprisingly good at insulting people, and has a vast reserve of pop cultural references on standby to do so...)
Weaknesses: Is inhumanly stupid at times, and extremely easy to fool. He's terrified of Girl Scouts, Sleeveless T-shirts, Roombas, Ukuleles, Fluorescent Light Bulbs, Jingling Keys, ATMs, Intimacy, Christopher McDonald, The Double Dare TV Show, Invisalign Braces, a Bag of Sunchips, Babe Ruth's Tiny Legs, and Baths...
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