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Summary[]

Batmetal is a series of animated shorts by Russian duo ArhyBES in which Batman performs some metal (specifically Dethklok) with a band composed of Robins (aptly named "Children of Batman"). As of April 1, 2018, three have been released:

  • Batmetal ("Face Fisted")
  • Batmetal Returns ("Murmaider")
  • Batmetal Forever ("Awaken")

Batman is the main protagonist of these shorts, instead of being The World's Greatest Detective, this version of Batman is more often than not a guttural simpleton that can barely string sentences together. He is also a musician, who started his own band called Children of Batman, in which his Robins and Batgirl make up the other band members.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 9-A || At least 9-A, Possibly Far Higher with Preparation

Name: Batman, Bruce Wayne

Origin: ArhyBES

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown (Presumably in his 30s.)

Classification: Human, Superhero, Singer, Billionaire, CEO, Rockstar.

Powers and Abilities:

Superhuman Physical Characteristics, 4th Wall Awareness, Genius Intelligence, Preparation, Toon Force, Broadway Force, Skilled Martial Artist, Weapon Mastery, Stealth Mastery (Snuck past an entire room full of armed minions), Vehicular Mastery, Is able to glide with his cape, Minor Body Control (Can gain and lose vast amounts of weight), Regeneration (Mid-High, Survived being blasted into ashes by Brother Eye, also compares to Robin, who survived being blown up ), Text Manipulation (Able to touch his subtitles), Electricity Manipulation (Can electrify the knuckles of his gauntlet), Temperature Manipulation (Owns a Lightsaber similar to Kylo Ren's), Fragrance Manipulation (With Axe body spray), Dimensional Travel, Summoning (Can summon the Children of Batman to help him in fights), Extreme Pain Tolerance (Shrugged off being stabbed in the shoulder and falling head first down a flight of stairs, claims he "cannot feel pain."), Limited Resistance to Reality Warping and Biological Manipulation (Was unharmed by his animators glitching/warping his body in revenge for not being paid.)

Tech User, Magic, Energy Manipulation (One of his Machines caused a massive sky beam), Fire Manipulation (The stage he uses shoots multiple streams of fire, Red Robin's guitar can shoot green flames), Electricity Manipulation (Another stage he built could shoot lightning bolts, also has access to defibrillators), Light Manipulation (With Bat Signals), Organic Manipulation (With Fire Extinguisher), Underwater Breathing and Flight (With Batwing), Possibly Weather Manipulation (Stole Thor's Hammer, Mjolnir), Healing (Kidnapped Rapunzel), Necromancy (Has access to The Book of the Dead), Duplication (Has a room filled with Joker clones), Resurrection (Temporarily brought the Joker back to life, when multiple other forms of revival, such as The Lazarus Pit, Stephen Kings Pet Cemetery, Rapunzel's hair, and Rick Sanchez's Resurrection Machine, proved ineffective.), Biological Manipulation (Caused The Joker to explode seconds after reviving him, caused Robin to explode after ejecting him from his car), Explosion Manipulation (His Batmobile can shoot missiles and explosive robotic bats), Energy Projection (His Batmobile can shoot Electrical Blasts and Energy Bullets. His bat plane can fire powerful laser blasts as well.), Large Size (Type 0, with Batwing and Bat Plane.)

Attack Potency: Small Building Level (Knocked a dude out by falling on him, and can effortlessly shatter bones, stronger than Red Hood, who knocked out Killer Croc with a single kick, and was able to destroy Planktons Mech Suit.) || At least Small Building Level (His vehicles are much stronger and tougher than he is.), possibly Far Higher with Preparation (Has access to Cloning Machines, The Necronomicon, and MCU Thor's Hammer.)

Speed: Superhuman, with Subsonic+ Reactions (Can dodge bullets casually.) || Subsonic+ (His Bat vehicles should be much faster than he is.), possibly Higher

Lifting Strength: Superhuman (Can lift and throw around adult men with total ease, should compare to Nightwing, who tore SpongeBob in half.) | Class K through sheer size alone (Batwing and Bat Plane.)

Striking Strength: Small Building Class | Small Building Class, possibly Higher

Durability: Small Building Level (Fell down stairs head first without any damage, Poison Ivy shattered her hand when she punched him, Dwayne Johnson's charging tackle bounced harmlessly off him.) | Small Building Class (The Batmobile can survive crashing into multiple exploding barrels before exploding, his other vehicles are likely more durable.), possibly Higher

Stamina: Very High (Was still able to talk and stand up despite being in a full body cast. can take beatings from people stronger than him like Bane.)

Range: Standard Melee Range, Higher with Lightsaber, dozens of Kilometers with Grappling Hook and Batarangs. Multiversal+ with Dimensional Travel.

Standard Equipment: Batarangs, Grappling Hook, Lightsaber, Bat Signal, Batwing, Batmobile, Bat Plane, Axe, Fire Extinguisher, etc.

Intelligence: Gifted, possibly Genius (While often portrayed as a guttural simpleton that can barely string sentences together. Batman is still an extremely skilled martial artist. He is also a surprisingly skilled womanizer, and likely invented most of the technology the Bat Family uses, including the Batmobile, Batwing, Bat Computer, Various Metal Stages, etc. Created a machine that was able to temporarily bring back The Joker, when multiple other forms of revival proved ineffective. Unlike the canon version of Batman, this version has zero issues with savagely murdering his opponents, although weather this is out of sadism or incompetency is debatable...)

Weaknesses: Is often simple minded, his duck lips make it hard for him to talk.

Keys: Batman | With Preparation

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