Batgos

• Batgos
• Batman
• Batgos (Character.ai Bot)
• Man
• HoldsBack-Man
• Weed Batman
• Bat LeGos

“	I'm a Gos now.	„
	~ Batgos

“	You guys understand Batman is currently a literal god in canon, right?	„
	~ A faithful acolyte of Batgos

“	Hello, citizen. I am the night. I am vengeance. I am… Batgos. My mercy is infinite, but I have a contingency prepared to neutralize you, just in case. Don’t make me use it.	„
	~ Batgos (Character.ai Bot)

“	Is he stupid?	„
	~ Multiple people, on Man.

“	Yes. I'm Batman.	„
	~ HoldsBack-Man

“	HELLO GRANDMA I NEED TO I NEED TO SELL YOUR TELEVISION	„
	~ Batgos, undergoing his Weed Batman form

“	Who always pays his taxes? NOT BATMAN!	„
	~ BatLeGos

Summary

Batgos is a recurring character in the r/whowouldcirclejerk mythos born out of a respectful bastardization of the word "Batgod". Batgos is a infinite, omnipresent, omniscient, omnipotent Gos, incapable of losing if not on purpose. As a Gos, his true form is rarely used, instead preferring to act out as lower-power Avatars such as Batman, Spider-Man, Man, etc. He by far is the most powerful character in the r/whowouldcirclejerk cosmology. (Except for Alfred who He is always 2nd to in hierarchies)

Powers and Stats

Tier: High Battoversal++ (Battoversal transcends Batversal, which transcends Boundless and probably other, higher tiers) | Marriageversal | Cornyversal | Beyond Memetic | Beyond Tiering | Whatever he decides

Key: The different Tiers aren't representative of his forms, he just has all those tiers. _{(Prep time is not accounted for, so these are lower then what they actually are)}

Name: Batgos, Batgod, Batman (Avatar), Batgos (Character.ai Bot) (Avatar), Man/Mangos (Avatar), Spider-Man/Peter Parker/HoldsBack-Man/Mekhane (Avatar), Weed Batman (Form/avatar), BatLeGos (Form/avatar), The Bat-Trinity (The Bat, The Gos and The Holy Prep Time (Form/Avatar)), Prep Man (Alter-Ego/possible avatar) Bruce Wayne (Erroneously, as Bruce Wayne is just a billionaire who lives in Batgos's attic.)

Origin: DC Comics, r/whowouldcirclejerk, Comic Book Pecking Order, Real Life

Gender: Beyond the concept of gender, portrayed as Male

Age: In his 40's superficially, Inapplicable as a Gos.

Classification: Gos, Deity beyond Deities, Vigilante, Superhuman, Preparation Master, Character.ai Bot (avatar), Orphan

Powers and Abilities:

• Avatar Creation
• Preparation (via Prep Time)
• Pecking Order Manipulation (Created the Pecking Order)
• Adaptation (via Contingency Plans)
• Reactive Evolution (See above, Contingency Plans can counter any character no matter their abilities.)
• Acrobatics
• Beyond-human Physical Characteristics
• Flight, Body Control and Shapeshifting (via Buzzsaw Form)
• Mathematics Manipulation (Can use Bat-Math, a form of Mathematics which allowed him to defeat Superman and Iron Man via abstraction and gives him control over all mathematical values.),
• Martial Arts (As showcased via Bat-Math)
• Conceptual Manipulation (All Types; via Bat-Math)
• Beyond-Dimensional Existence (Type 4; exists impossibly far above the structure of The Pecking Order.)
• Small Size (Type >10), Large Size (Type >12) and Size Manipulation (Able to turn into Mingos, a miniature version of himself in 0.00001 battoseconds, can likely do the inverse.)
• Reality Warping (Is able to reach metafictional transcendence and edit the files of the game he is in.)
• Mind Manipulation and Possession (Able to completely overwrite and mind control u/Only-Deal-1032)
• Reality-Fiction Transcendence and Author Takeover ^{(if that wasn't a cringe power)} (Was able to ascend to reality and kill u/Only-Deal-1032, who was scaled as Outerversal. Additionally, has been seen in baseline reality and has been said to beat other ascendance such as SCP-3812. Embodies Reality-Fiction Transcendence itself.)
• Holy Manipulation (Is the one true Gos)
• Omnipotence, Omniscience and Omnipresence (Via virtue of being the one true Gos)
• Multiple Selves (Type 3) and Multilocation (Type 1; Implied to exist simultaneously as all his forms, along with his avatars being part of himself)
• Duplication (can clone himself absolutely perfectly; fighting one of Batgos' Clones would be just as impossible as fighting Batgos himself. He can also paradoxically beat his own clones despite them being as strong as him.)
• Plot Manipulation
• Plot Armor (He eats plot armor for breakfast)
• Breaking the Fourth Wall (Able to communicate with and influence the authors, although other abilities signify this may not be needed to take down metafictional characters)
• Durability Negation (Via Plot Manipulation and various, able to kill SCP-682)
• Pain Manipulation (Able to transmute pain to pleasure, although whether this is a exceptional ability is debatable. It is possible however that he could manipulate pain for other people.)
• Law Manipulation (Influences the Chinese Government, who should be comparable to the US Government which can enact universal background checks)
• Fiction Soloing (duh.)
• Enhanced Senses and Cosmic Awareness (Managed to hear someone call him a bitch using average voice tone from at the very least another building. Could hear u/yglorba call him a bitch in the real world)
• Making angry children cry (because he can zero-shot anything that is 'capable of soloing all wikis and teh internet'. He does not use this against civilised characters.)
• Empathic Manipulation and Fear Manipulation (Can induce fear in inanimate objects. All of reality feels bad for him due to his sad backstory, so it manipulates itself to let him win fights)
• Fusionism (Able to fuse with Kratos and Glorb Glab, could probably fuse with others should he choose)
• Conceptual Beyonding (Unaffected by fusing with Kratos, who is the platonic concept of weakness)
• Dimensional Travel (Can travel to any point in the Batverse, and anywhere else in/outside of fiction)
• Animal Manipulation (Has dominion over 1 Trillion Lions ^{(which is a lot of lions)})
• Healing (Cured everyone in a hospital simply by arriving there.)
• Organic Manipulation (Able to create perfect, addicting and perfectly Bat-shaped food.)
• Linguistics Manipulation (Beat Kratos fans by summoning Merriam-Webster)
• Illusion Creation (Able to disguise himself as a Pitbull)
• Power Bestowal (One of the only beings able to wank Homelander and Kratos.)
• Creation (Created Arkham Asylum as well as the Kratosverse, the only realm in which Kratos can survive in for any amount of time, and protects him from conceptual annihilation)
• Adhesive Manipulation (As HoldsBackMan)
• Surface Scaling (As HoldsBackMan)
• Precognition, Instinctive Reaction (Via Spider-Sense as HoldsBackMan)
• Death Manipulation, Duality Manipulation and Life Manipulation (Able to non-lethally kill people)
• Electricity Manipulation (Via Bat-teries)
• Homing Attack (Via Universal+ Batarang, though he chooses not to use it because he doesn't need to)
• Invulnerability (Nothing hurts him)
• SBA Manipulation (Can completely alter and weaponize his surroundings and win in matchups he isn't even in.)
• Identity Manipulation (Able to suspend his identity in order to confound his opponents)
• Toon Force (Said to have Toon Force)
• Absolute Meta-Concept Manipulation (Said to be used by Batgos)
• Biological Manipulation (Able to use Mekhane's powers in his HoldsBackMan avatar)
• Metal Manipulation, Cyborgization, Technology Manipulation and Transmutation, along with at least 25+ other miscellaneous powers (see above)
• Unlimited Uno Reverse Cards (Looking at everything else in his arsenal, why wouldn't he have this?)
• Power Mimicry, Outlier Manipulation, Power Nullification and Argument Invalidation (In his Man avatar, able to completely ignore his enemies' feats via equalizing them to Man Tier. Capable of invalidating their feats via rotating their verse via Verse Rotator)
• Vector Manipulation and Gravity Manipulation (Via Verse Rotator)
• Breath Attack (Blew away a YOWS with his breath)
• Transformation (Can transform into BatLeGos, among other forms)
• Time Manipulation (Can go backwards in time)
• Sleep Manipulation and Sound Manipulation (Via performing ASMR during Prep Time, or via whistling, which can one-shot NoLimitsMan)
  • Dream Manipulation (Caused Homelander to experience a dream of being Lowtiergod'd, causing him to wake up in a cold sweat. It is implied Batgos is capable of interacting with/soloing opponents via their dreams.)
• Nonexistent Physiology (All Types, All Aspects, changes at his discretion; Can cause himself not to exist, and will himself back into existence at will)
• Acausality (Type 1,3, and 5)
• Immortality (Types 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 9, and 10) ^{(the 8 is reliant on the concept of himself existing (or even not existing), 6 and 7 are via his Holdsback-man avatar, inherited from Mekhane's physiology)}
• Fate Manipulation
• Abstract Existence (Types 1, 2; Embodies the concept of himself, and is a universal, unchanging concept.) ("relies" on the idea that Batgos exists or has any form of existence/nonexistence etc.)
• Complete arsenal
• Autopotence
• Resurrection (Able to revive Kratonks, The Skibidi Kink, Anti-Gos, Homelander and Vegetation after they died. Is continously responsible for Kratonks being alive at the start of fights people get him into)
• Immersion (Able to send a person form the real world directly into Arkham.)
• Logic Manipulation (Capable of defeating 2 Batgos despite them being him; Is stronger than himself)
• Beyond Limits (Obviously)
• Manipulation Manipulation (obviously(2)) (also extends to any higher forms of Manipulation Manipulation)
• Transduality (Type 4; is superior to the Monarch of Pointland and The Pecking Order)
• Everything else, most likely.
• Resistance to:
  • Existence Erasure
  • Power Mimicry (Via the Holdsback-force; can temporarily hold back all of his powers so that attempting to mimic Batgos perfectly makes you weaker than Kratonks])
  • Conceptual Erasure
  • Identity Manipulation
  • Time Manipulation, Infinite/Immeasurable speed and Omnipresence (Scaling up from Kagura Bachi)
  • Paradox Manipulation (Can use anti-paradox spray)
  • Power Nullification (Keeps his strength, even after fusing with Kratos, the platonic concept of weakness)
  • Preparation Negation/Nullification (See: Meta-Prep Time)
  • Unstoppable 'Beyond Concept' Manipulation
  • Argument Invalidation and Outlier Manipulation (Via various forms and techniques)
  • Godmode Disabling (Isn't a Godmode) ^{(While true, Batgos chooses not to utilise this immunity in battles, as he would not want us to fight amongst ourselves)}
  • Nullification Nullification
  • Manipulation Manipulation (and all higher forms of it)
  • Pecking Order Manipulation (Created the Pecking Order, and is unbound by its hierarchy)
  • Everything else, most likely.

Attack Potency: At Least High Outerversal as his weakest avatars while they are holding back without prep time, likely far higher. (A Batgos avatar beat Composite Marvel in a fight. Avatars are said to only have 0.0000000000000004667573% of Batgos's power.) | Bigger than any finite, infinite, transfinite, worldly, inaccessible, impossible, immeasurable, undefinable, irrelevant, nonexistent, esoteric, non-sentient, sentient, imaginary, varying, rank-into-rank, joke or [really just any number, value or tier] values ^{(or irrelevant/inapplicable attack potentiates)} as a Gos.

Speed: Immeasurable Speed (Is faster than instant teleportation) | Omnipresent ^{(and then some)}as a Gos (can outpace The IRS with any amount of prep time, who are capable of outpacing and taxing American JBW fandom staff/admins/bureaucrats, who should scale far above the concepts of speed, time, distance, etc. Was so fast that he was even able to keep up with Calvin Lucien in a 20m dash (without prep time!).)

Lifting Strength: Immeasurable (Stronger than NoLimitsMan, who struggled to lift a book of immeasurable weight, likely superior to Alien SeX's lifting strength. Able to lift CaseOh, who is so LARGE he transcends the concept of lifting tiself, rumored to be able to lift 40 tons) | Comparable to attack potency as a Gos

Striking Strength: At least High Battoversal++, likely far higher with at least ^{(or less than tbh)} 0.00001x1^{-(9↑↑↑↑↑↑999)} Battoseconds of prep time | Equal to Attack Potency as a Gos

Durability: High Battoversal++, likely irrelevant (Nothing can hurt him. Not even Nothing)

Stamina: Infinite (He does not get tired at all. Why? Because he's Batman BATGOS)

Range: At least Interdimensional (Defeated the Demiurge, a being which resides in Chaos, likely using his weakest avatar) | Beyond Omnipresent (Capable of affecting the real world, which transcends functionality.)

Standard Equipment:

• Bat-teries (Batteries used by Batgos)
• Prep Time Suit (A suit capable of being used by Batgos with Prep Time, contains the abilities of the Infinity Gauntlet, Iron Man Suit, Mjölnir, Pokéballs, Captain America's Shield, Omnitrix, Yu-Gi-Oh Cards, Spawn's Cape and every Lantern Ring, likely contains other abilities as well.)
• Repellents (Excessively powerful items of created by Batgos that can be used by him on himself or his opponents to apply a variety of effects, sometimes referred to as sprays)
  • Back-Breaker Repellent (Able to withstand spine damage by applying it on himself.)
  • Anti-Paradox Spray (prevents paradoxical effects from happening)
  • Oceanic Repellent Batsprays (A Batarang capable of repelling all types of water-based life)
  • Various other unknown sprays (It is very likely there is a spray for every possible action an opponent can take)
• Universal+ Batarang (A Batarang able to defeat an entire universe and it's space-time continuum when placed well.)
• Bat-Cure (A cure able to completely cure AIDS, Hepatitis B and Syphilis, can likely cure every other disease, fictional or not.)
• Verse Rotator (A device that counters getting rotated ^{(which can invalidate a character's feats)}, which automatically rotates the opponent and their 'Verse' ^{(all the universes, higher dimensions, beyond dimensional spaces, and everything else from the work of fiction in which they originate from and everything within them)}, invalidating their abilities, strength and feats because they have been rotated. Batgos can also Rotate their verse at will.)
• Cosmology Boxes (Boxes which Batgos has, giving him the apex of power in every single possible cosmology)

Intelligence: Transcends Omniscience to an incalculable degree (Able to come up with contingency plans in less than a Battosecond, has beat omniscient beings such as The One Above All and the Demiurge, possibly implying an even greater Transcendent Omniscience)

Weaknesses: Still sad over the death of his parents. (Note that this has no bearing on the impact of a battle. It's just an emotional weakness.)

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

• Prep Time (A force which allows Batgos to beat all fictional (and non-fictional) characters and their strongest abilities/forms via contingency plans, able to create said contingency plans in less than a single battosecond for Outerversal characters, whilst lower characters can be beaten with 0/1th of a battosecond. Time ultimately irrelevant due to speed. All actions can be done with prep time, and all acts of superseding are doable with prep time.)
  • Meta-Prep Time (A contingency plan enacted by Batgos in case Prep Time is infeasible or restricted, which allows him to use Prep Time anyway. Of note: Batgos's prep time functions as a true infinite regress, as Batgos always has preparation for his lack of preparation.)
• Capitalism Force (A force able to control others actions via money. Bought all of Reddit with Capitalism Force)
• Bat-Math (A form of Math able to abstract fights as mathematical/pseudomathematical equations, and is under the complete control of Batgos.)
  • Bat-Logic (A form of logic which bends to Batgos' will, and can override all other logic systems.)
• Weed Batman Form (An alternate form which Batgos can turn into after he sells his grandmother's television in order to gain more power as Weed Batman)
• Rule of Bald (As Man, able to equalize fights and ignore feats.)
• Holdsback-Force (as Holdsback-man, capable of "holding back", which prevents the hax of stealing/swapping powers from opponents, as they will only inhereit the power he has while holding back. capable of supressing perfect clones of himself to regular crimefighter in a costume level ^{(before prep time kicks in, which is instant)})
• Battosecond time measurements (While not inherently a technique or attack, or unique to Batgos ^{(though they were created by him)}, Battoseconds are measurements of time so incomprehensibly small that they defy time manipulation and make other immesurable/infinite/omnipresent speed characters look as though they are standing still, despite the time-defying properties of the former and latter.)
  • Battoyear/Batyear time measurements (the inverse of a battosecond: a measurement of time so large if you moved at immesurable speed for a Quadrillionth of one, you'd be able to move almost a tenth of the way around 'your mother', the largest character within fiction, and the only character the Monarch of Pointland does not contain.)

Others

Notable Victories:

Fodderine (No Prep)

Demiurge (Gnosticism) (Prep Unknown)

SCP-3812 (SCP Foundation) (Prep Unknown)

Iron Man (Marvel) and Superman (DC) (Prep Unknown)

Silver Surfer (Marvel) (Prep Unknown)

Galactus (Marvel) (With Prep)

The One Above All (Marvel) (With Prep)

SCP-682 (SCP Foundation) (With Prep)

Saitama (One Punch Man) (With Prep)

All Members of the Villain Pub (With Prep)

2 Batgos (r/whowouldcirclejerk) (Prep Unknown)

DefeatsBatgodMan (r/whowouldcirclejerk) (Prep Unknown)

Soloku (r/whowouldcirclejerk), NoLimitsMan (r/whowouldcirclejerk), Dr. Manhattan (Watchmen), Kratos (r/whowouldcirclejerk), Saitama (One Punch Man), Light Yagami (Death Note), Obi-Wan (Star Wars), Harry Potter (Harry Potter), Jackie Chan (Real Life) and Joseph Joestar (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) (No Prep)

Composite Marvel (Prep Unknown)

Glorb Glab (r/whowouldcirclejerk)

Left nut (Negative Prep, possibly without Prep Time related abilities)

The One Above All + Astral Regulator Thanos + God King Doom + The Beyonders + The Living Tribunal + Shuma-Gorath + Franklin Richards + Doctor Manhattan + Galactus + NoLimitsMan + Rune King Thor + Classic Doctor Strange + Dormammu + Old King Thanos + The Mangog + Marquis of Death, all at once (With Prep)

Soloku + Mr Breast + The Goslayer + Pickleman (No Prep)

Whowouldcirclejerk (Prep unknown)

Murphy Lawden, Universe Prime, Scarlet Demon, Haxxalon, Composite Bardock, Composite Goku, Composite Godzilla, Godzilla in Hell, Steve (All Mods Composite), Amaterasu, The Doctor, Dr.Bright, SCP-682, SCP-7709, Auren The Absolute, Mother Entity, The Source, Beyonder (Beyond Realm), Job Burke, Crimson King, Novel Pennywise, Nikies the Byzantine, The Sun (Jack Aktual), The Downstreamers, Magnus the Red, Thought Robot, The Writer, Milkman Man, Final Heaven, AHL, The Supremes Archetypes, I AM THAT I AM, SCP-001, and like 100 other guys all at once but I'm not writing all of them because it would take too much space on the page (No Prep, possibly Negative Prep)

The Skibidi Kink (r/whowouldcirclejerk) (Negative prep, infinite number of times)

Notable Losses:

No True, total 100% Losses

Inconclusive Matches:

Obama (Batgos and Obama have survived an encounter with each other)