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Basketballs Don't Hold Grudges!

Summaries Don't Hold Grudges[]

THIS IS A BASKETBALL! AND IT HOLDS NO GRUDGES!

Powers Hold No Grudges And Neither Do Stats![]

Tier: Tiers Don't Hold Grudges

Name: Basketballs Don't Hold Grudges

Origin: WWE

Gender: BASKETBALLS DON'T HAVE GENDERS!

Age: BASKETBALLS DON'T HAVE AGES!

Classification: Basketball

Powers and Abilities: Lack of grudge holding

Attack Potency: Basketballs are incapable of fighting due to not holding grudges!

Speed: Basketballs are as fast as the person dribbling them!

Lifting Strength: Basketballs are not capable of lifting for they are round spherical objects!

Striking Strength: Basketballs can only strike as hard as the person hurling them!

Durability: Basketballs can be bounced indefinitely, but basketballs cannot survive being popped, crushed, or destroyed!

Stamina: Basketballs do not tire, although they may wear out after extensive use!

Range: Basketballs are meant to be shot into baskets, although they can travel much farther!

Intelligence: BASKETBALLS ARE NOT SENTIENT OBJECTS AND THUS ARE INCAPABLE OF THOUGHT!

Weaknesses: Basketballs are still basketballs!

Feats:

  • The Great Khali crushed a basketball

Notable Attacks/Techniques: Basketballs are not capable of using attack techniques!

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Notable Victories:

Notable Losses:

  • The Great Khali

Inconclusive Matches: