Barkholomeow HooHaa, lazily practicing his calligraphy.
Summary[]
Barkholomeow HooHaa is an outerdimensional being transcendental to all concepts of power. He likes sweets. If you present him with a bowl of desserts, the world shall be spared of his insurmountable power.
Thanks to his lazy nature, Barkholomeow rarely ever acts. Instead, he uses his power to transform tree bark into powerful beings by writing their names on it and barking three times.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: Beyond any category a mere human could possibly imagine
Name: No language is efficient enough to even come close to pronouncing or recording it
Origin: Place where not even memes have ever reached
Gender: Inapplicable
Age: Inapplicable
Classification: Beyond classification system
Powers and Abilities: Meta-Outer-PetaInsurmountable Power, Barkformation
Attack Potency: Beyond any scale
Speed: As fast as necessary (or unecessary)
Lifting Strength: Beyond any scale
Striking Strength: Beyond any scale
Durability: Beyond any scale
Stamina: Endless
Range: Endless
Standard Equipment: A quill and inkwell
Intelligence: Transcendental
Weaknesses: None, you fool!
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
- Barkformation: Barkholomeow first lies down and figures out a good name for his new character. He then proceeds to write it on a piece of bark. He barks three times and the barks forms into his new child.
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