Ball Pit

A lot of stuff lurks in there....and most of it is nasty.


Ah the ball pit. A timeless place for children to play. It's also disgusting, vile, and dangerous. Many an employee has had to deal with the misfortune of stepping in disgusting objects buried underneath the balls, or being trapped in a vortex of nasty.

Powers and Stats

Tier: -1

Name: Ball Pit

Origin: Probably Chuck E Cheese's or some kid centric establishment

Gender: N/A

Age: Varies

Classification: Ball Pit

Powers and Abilities: Children's Entertainment, Disease Spreading, Bottomless Vortex, Nausea Inducement, Disgusting Objects

Attack Potency: You better not enter, that's all I'm gonna say

Speed: Immobile, although inside the pit, it's a different story

Lifting Strength: N/A

Striking Strength: Toy balls and "other things" go flying and I hope you don't get hit by the latter.

Durability: Considering what goes on in there, I'd say they're pretty damn durable...

Stamina: Limitless

Range: Are you inside or outside? Come play!

Standard Equipment: Toy Balls, Other Things.....

Intelligence: N/A

Weaknesses: Hazmats, Recalls, Shutdowns, The Department Of Health

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Vortex Of Dirty Diapers: Poor, poor employees....
  • That one guy who got drunk in the ball pit: Imma leave it at that. Luckily no one else was around.
  • Attack Of The Balls!: Way less messed up than it sounds...unless you count the other things flying


Notable Victories:

  • Employees Who Have To Go In There

Notable Losses:

  • Department Of Health

Inconclusive Matches: