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Summary[]

Baldi is the other main character in the Baldi's Basics series besides the player. He is the head teacher of the schoolhouse and the super schoolhouse, giving the player math problems to solve in the You Can Think Pad, Baldi's Math Machine, or the camping field trip before they can collect notebooks or get items. As the game series is not what it first seems, a twist reveals a more sinister side to Baldi's personality when the player makes their first mistake. Baldi is a poorly modeled CGI character with the appearance of a seemingly bald human figure with long, skinny fingers, pale-tan skin, red lips, and a copper strand of hair on his head. He wears a long-sleeved green shirt, blue jeans, and light brown shoes and has a blue elbow on his left arm in Plus, while in Classic, it is gray, possibly due to texturing mistakes. Even though he has no visible ears, the description on his poster mentions that Baldi has an excellent sense of hearing. Strangely enough, Baldi's facial expression while chasing the player, while heavily compressed and distorted, is neutral and not one of anger, most likely due to dithering. At first, Baldi acts friendly towards the player, encouraging them by giving them a shiny quarter. However, he gets frustrated when the player gets a math problem wrong, showing a more menacing side to his personality. He slaps his ruler in his hand repeatedly as if it's some sort of compulsive habit, and slowly but surely he chases the player, getting faster the angrier he gets. After collecting all the required notebooks, he gives the player a chance to escape the school, albeit in a limited time span, and Baldi laughs at their escape efforts.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 11-A | 9-B, High 8-C at full rage | High 8-C

Name: Baldi, Baldimore

Origin: Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning

Gender: Male

Age: 29 years

Classification: Human, Teacher

Powers and Abilities: Small Size (Type 9) | Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Breaking the Fourth Wall (Explains the controls to the player), Enhanced Senses (Can hear whenever the player opens a door regardless of either's location in the school, stated to have incredible hearing abilities), Extrasensory Perception (Can tell exactly who is opening a door, is only attracted to the player opening doors and not any of the other characters, can "hear bad math"), Rage Power, Berserk Mode & Awakened Power (Gets anger on every problem The Player get Wrong), Sound Manipulation (Makes Sound when he Slaps his rule), Illusion Creation (Towards the end of the game several false exits appear and close up as the player approaches them. Baldi used this in order to force the player into the Cafeteria exit in order to throw a surprise party for the player), Reality Warping (Toward the end of the game, the entire school turns red caused by him) | All Previous, Resistance to Heat

Attack Potency: High Hypoverse Level (Is just a 2D being, however, he exists on a 3D space) | Wall Level+ (Able to One Shot The Player, who survived Get Slammed to a Steel Wall), Large Building Level at Full Rage (Warped a full School) | Large Building Level (Scaled to Cloudy Copter, who is a plane)

Speed: Variable, Superhuman at Maximum, Subsonic Movement | Variable, Superhuman at Maximum, Subsonic Movement | Subsonic (Faster than Before)

Lifting Strength: Unknown, likely Superhuman

Striking Strength: High Hypoverse Level (is just a 2D being, however, he exists in a 3D space) | Wall Level+ (able to one-shot the player, who survived getting slammed to a steel wall) | Large Building Level at Full Rage (warped a full school) | Large Building Level (scaled to Cloudy Copter, who is a plane)

Durability: High Hypoverse Level | Wall Level +, Large Building Level at Full Rage | Large Building Level

Stamina: High can chase the player and smack a ruler against his hand indefinitely with no sign of pain or fatigue. will continue to pursue the player even if the school is flooded.

Range: hundreds of metres (an entire school)

Standard Equipment: Rule

Intelligence: Above Average (Given his position, he is presumably knowledgeable in mathematics.) Given that Baldi is a teacher, he should at least have acquired a bachelor's degree.

Weaknesses: Baldi is anti-hearing and disorienting. Tape or something that can cause loud noise, such as a noise phone, can disrupt his hearing. Easily distracted by apples He constantly smacks his ruler against his palm, producing noise that gives away his presence and allows the opponent to decipher his location (this can be negated if his ruler breaks). While his fog machine makes it harder for the opponent to see, the same applies to him (though his hearing remains the same, enabling him to still find the opponent).

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