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"You know I don't care about anything but Yeezy." Yung Cash Register to Baku

Baku

Summary[]

Baku is the main character of the YouTube series "Baku," created by user Sethical. The series follows Baku on a day-to-day basis, whether it be absurd phone calls he receives or makes, dealing with horrible food service, horrible customer service, the police, the court, the banks, as well as various unique enemies. His only "friend" is an M&M named Yung Cash Register, aka Lil Broomstick.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Unknown, at least 11-A, possibly higher | Unknown, at least 11-A with Kanye West, possibly higher

Name: Baku

Origin: Baku Series

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: unknown, Aku-Aku but with a trench coat

Powers and Abilities: Sound manipulation (Baku's words distort and change the colour of the area around him), He uses social influence to persuade several employees to either make the food exactly as he desires or to quit their jobs entirely; he also persuades people to stop calling him. (He persuaded a prison warden to let him go because he thought he had COVID-19.) , BFR (can people be transported to another dimension), Fourth Wall Awareness (which acknowledges that objects are just still images and that they can't be used), Power nullification (disabling Obito’s Izanami attack by simply pulling out a Yu-Gi-Oh trap card) Baku transformed into a Super Saiyan-like transformation after becoming enraged when a Bts stand said Bts is better than Kanye), Ki Manipulation (when Baku transformed, he charged up an attack similar to the Kamehameha), and Teleportation (teleported behind the Bts stand). Invulnerability (he stopped a lot of bullets with his body). All of his abilities may be enhanced. Summoning (Kanye West has the ability to summon his persona), Forcefield Creation, Existence Erasure (via Kanye West), and Possibly Cognitive Physiology (Persona) (due to having a persona).

Attack Potency: Unknown, at least 11-A (Baku's universe and everything in it are in the second dimension), possibly higher (Baku can activate a form where he can block bullets even though it was previously stated that guns do not work because they are just flat images in the second dimension). Baku can fight with Obito, who created his own pocket dimension called the Shadow Realm, though the dimensions of this place are unknown. (Sethical implies that Baku's Yeezys give him some sort of power.) Unknown, at least 11-A with Kanye (should at least be on par with Baku or higher as in this mode he has a gun with him as well, but we don't properly understand how guns work.)

Speed: Unknown (Baku implies that everything is a still image, yet they still move freely between frames. could interact with Obito, who casually entered between the second and third | Unknown with Kanye West

Lifting Strength: Unknown | Unknown with Kanye West

Striking Strength: Unknown | Unknown with Kanye West

Durability: Unknown (Isn't threatened by pistols, though this could be due to the fact that he knows they are just flat images or that he has a forcefield to block bullets with.) | Unknown with Kanye West

Stamina: Unknown | Unknown with Kanye West

Range: Standard melee range, a few meters via Kanye, Yeet, Fuck That Anime Shit

Standard Equipment: His Yeezy and Yu-Gi-Oh card.

Intelligence: While Baku doesn't understand references people make, what ingredients are in certain foods, and even when called a dumbass he replies with "That's a possibility", acknowledging he isn't the brightest person. However, he is pretty smart combat wise, spotting the exit in Obito's own personal realm that not even Obito was aware of. Not only that, but he constantly gets away with various crimes such as assault, robbery, and murder.

Weaknesses: His signature YEET attack can be avoided by revival, teleportation between dimensions, and by wearing a certain type of sunglasses, though only two police officers are shown using this the sunglass method. Lost against police by becoming petrified.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Voice: Certain words or sentences that Baku says distort the area around him, as well as changing the colors of the area. It never does damage to anyone or affects anyone so it is not combat applicable.
  • Charisma: He's able to convince several workers to make ridiculous food items for him as well as convince food workers to quit their jobs. This doesn't get Baku very far however as he couldn't convince the GameStop clerk to accept his games for a high price, or convince the police that he is innocent and was forced to Yeet them.
  • Yeet: Baku's signature move. Can Yeet people so hard they go to the third dimension of existence and can never return, unless brought back by someone else via teleportation.
  • Fuck That Anime Shit: Can cancel people's abilities by pulling out a special Yu-Gi-Oh card called "Fuck That Anime Shit".
  • Kanye West: Can freely summon Kanye West as it is his Persona. We don't know Kanye's strength, but Kanye's main ability is to erase people from existence.
  • Forcefield: Creates a forcefield that blocks bullets.

Key: Base | With Kanye West

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