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Baguettes are one of the most common monsters found in the boredomverse. They are basically the verse's goombas except way more dangerous

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Atleast 10-B, At least 9-C via spinning attack, Far Higher when giant

Name: baguettes

Origin: the boredomverse

Gender: N/a

Age: baguettes

Classification: Violent Bread Creatures

Powers and Abilities: Small Size (type 1), Inorganic Physiology (type 2), Pseudo-flight (via spinning attack), Immortality (type 2), Duplication (if they are cut up the pieces will become separate albeit damaged creatures), Summoning (Can summon more baguettes), Fear Manipulation via Social Influencing (People that are normally fearless are extremely intimidated by them, this effect increases if there are more of them), Absorption, self healing and Size Manipulation (If they make contact with dough they can absorb it to heal damage and grow bigger if they are unharmed)

Attack Potency: Human level (Pouncing attack can kill normal people fairly easily), At least Street level via spinning attack (Can casually cut through people like butter, could damage The heroes with this move early on before they got stronger), Higher when stale, Far higher when grown bigger from dough

Speed: Varies from Below Average Human to Superhuman depending on which method of moving it's using, Supersonic when doing the spinning attack

Lifting Strength: Below Average Human

Striking Strength: Human Class normally, Wall Class when using the spinning attack

Durability: Street level normally (can tank the impact of the spinning attack unharmed), Wall level when stale

Stamina: Infinite

Range: Below Standard Melee Range normally, Extended melee range when jumping to pounce, Several meters via spinning attack

Standard Equipment: none

Intelligence: Animalistic

Weaknesses: They're glass canons that rely on their type 2 immortality to survive, almost anyone who can bypass immortality can oneshot them

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Pounce: The baguette slams into the chest of their opponent and attempts to knock them to the ground so it can hit them repeatedly on the floor
  • Spinning attack: The signature attack of the baguettes, it spins around at incredible speed enough to make itself prepeller into the air and rocket into the opponent for massive damage

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