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AZATHOTH—hideous name.

~ Azathoth getting roasted by his creator

Summary[]

Azathoth is some disgusting space spaghetti with shitty taste in music. This lazy piece of garbage has literally been sleeping since the beginning of time, you can't get any lazier than that.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 10-C, possibly higher

Name: Azathoth, The Daemon Sultan, The Nuclear Chaos, The Blind Idiot God, The Lord of All, Giygas

Origin: Cthulhu Mythos

Gender: Inapplicable but most people call it a guy

Age: Probably older than the universe

Classification: Lord of All Things, Ruler of the Ultimate Gods, Space Spaghetti, lazy fuck

Powers and Abilities: Large Size (Looks pretty big), probably Immortality (Type 1) and Self-Sustenance (Survived for billions and billions of years without eating or drinking anything and can also probably breathe in space) also probably fear manipulation (seems pretty scary looking)

Attack Potency: Below Average Human level (Has been sleeping since the beginning of time, has to be the most unfit being in the universe), possibly higher (Might be able to beat a 12 year old in a fight via size alone)

Speed: Immobile (Is asleep)

Lifting Strength: Below Average Human level (Same reason as his attack potency)

Striking Strength: Below Average Human Class, possibly higher

Durability: Below Average Human level (Same reason as his attack potency), possibly higher (Might be able to tank some hits by sheer body mass)

Stamina: Extremely low (Most likely sleeps as long as he is now every time he goes to sleep)

Range: Likely long melee range (His tentacles look pretty long)

Standard Equipment: None

Intelligence: Below Average. H.P. Lovecraft himself called him an idiot and since he's been asleep for all of time he wouldn't be able to go to school.

Weaknesses: Is asleep, just shank him or something.

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Notable Losses: Gerald Philip Smith (The Real World) Gerald's profile

Inconclusive Matches: Sans (Undertale) Sans' Profile (They both just slept the entire time, neither of them launched an attack)