Joke Battles Wikia

Summary[]

Just some weak, lousy goat boy who likes to dress up as his own mother.

Downplay stuff

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 9-B is likely lower, possibly low 2-C with hax.

Name: Asriel Dreemurr

Origin: I think he's still in love with his dead sibling. Who cares?

Gender: Male (but enjoys dressing up as a woman)

Age: About 8

Classification: Animal

Powers and Abilities: Making colours appear, flying, poisoning or killing his family, Possible Timeline Destruction/Time Manipulation (With the Hyper Goner)

Attack Potency: Wall level (He only has 8 attack and 9999 defence, meaning he is on par with steel in durability and has weaker striking strength than the other bosses. Infinite stats? (Like a child can comprehend infinity.) Lower (he couldn't kill a child in his full power while in his second form). perhaps Universe Level + The best feat Asriel performed was purging the timeline; this is the best feat from Undertale. However, time was intact afterwards, and she was unable to kill a child. So this is just speculation. (It was stated to be possible to gain control of a timeline.)

Speed: Slow (It takes 3 seconds to move across the screen.)

Lifting Strength: Subhuman (He lifted his best friend's corpse across a field.)

Striking Strength: Wall Class, likely lower

Durability: Small building level (Has a defence of 9999, making him ten times stronger than base mettaton, who is literally just a block of metal), or possibly lower (was killed by humans). Ignore the fact that he could have wiped them all out and only had one soul. That's just speculation.

Stamina: Garbage. can't even run away from a bunch of humans

Range: a few feet away. He wasn't that far away from Frisk.

Standard Equipment: His mom's clothes

Intelligence: Extraordinary Dumbass. was easily tricked by a human child, costing him his life. described as a complete crybaby. A psychotic idiot dressed as a flower

Weaknesses: Children, anyone with a 9999 attack

Notable Attacks/Techniques: A gun that runs out after one blast, some hyper-goner thing that devours a few bricks, and maybe a timeline with wild speculation

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Notable Losses:

A happy ending

His childhood

His future (stuck in a never-ending time loop, lol)

His friends and family

Frisk (who ran away crying and just died on a bed of flowers again)

Some humans

Marisa Kirisame

Inconclusive Matches:

himself (he can't even kill himself correctly).