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Apple

As long as they exist, there are no doctors without borders

Summary[]

The apple is among the most powerful of all the fruit, and has shown its incredible all throughout the multiverse, fictional and nonfictional. Understand that this page refers to composite apples, applying their greatest feats from multiple different sources. However, for the sake of variety, Nintendo apples in particular will be given their own set of stats.

That you can bite into one is PIS.

Powers and Stats[]

'Tier': At least 7-B | At least 4-A, possibly much higher

Name: Apple

Origin: Trees everywhere

Gender: None...or maybe male? They've got seeds in 'em

Age: Old as the earth itself

Classification: Sports Candy

Powers and Abilities: Nutrition, falling on people, powering up Sportacus, granting wisdom, keeping doctors away, high regen

'Attack Potency': City level (Is the source of Sportacus' power) | Multi-Solar System Level (Can damage Kirby ), possibly much higher (After accidentally fusing with an apple, Dr. Crygor stated that "The galaxy is my giant oyster!" Furthermore, they do not break if Mario groundpounds them in Super Mario Galaxy)

'Speed': Sub-Relativistic | MFTL+ (Can tag Kirby, gave Dr. Crygor the ability to travel intergalactic distances)

Lifting Strength: Irrelevant

'Striking Strength': Class PJ | XTJ to Galactic Class

Durability: City level (survived a baseball bat swing from Sportacus that was this powerful; see Speed), regen makes it very difficult to kill (a single seed can sprout a whole other tree, and should an animal eat the apple, the seed will survive the process and be pooped out) | Multi-Solar System Level (does not break upon contact with Kirby sufficiently powerful to hurt him; note that many Kirby enemies do)

Stamina: High (its nutrients grant Sportacus the stamina necessary to do what he does; can survive several days without eating once removed from the tree)

Range: Not too far from the tree

Standard equipment: Its own delicious self

Intelligence: Genius, possibly nigh-omniscient (Held the Knowledge of Good and Evil that God had meant to withhold from humanity, revealed to Isaac Newton the law of gravity, tricked everyone in Bumblyburg to go into Appley's Funhouse 2 despite it being a well-documented historical fact that Appley's Funhouse 1 was a trap, consistently keeps doctors at bay)

Weaknesses: Short range. Will rot eventually, but won't we all?

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Falling on you (あなたに落ちる): Apple falls off the tree and onto the victim, or perhaps just onto the ground to prove something

Key: Non-Nintendo Apples | Nintendo Apples

Others[]

Notable victories:

Doctors

Notable losses:

Inconclusive matches: