Summary[]
During the Great Swole War, despite the fact that Obi-Wan Gainobi was winning singlehandedly, he decided that a bit of extra firepower wouldn't hurt. An accident caused Anakin Skywalker to be brought into the present, during the time of his downfall.
Obi-Wan Gainobi firmly told Anakin that the only way to gain true power now, was to get ripped. So, after gym, gym, and more gym, Anakin unexpectedly became the most toned and handsome Jedi of all. Thanks to the power of workout, he became the ultimate Sith slayer, a man who now accepts the sand, and denies the love life that made him weak. He was known as Anakin Skyshredder.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: Memetic+
Name: Anakin Skyshredder
Origin: Swole Star Wars
Gender: Screw Padmé
Age: Who cares, workout = always in his prime
Classification: Absolute muscle machine of the Jedi, Jedi Ultra Super Hyper Grandmaster
Powers and Abilities: All the abilities of The Force ever conceived, plus The Other Force, can summon a gym at anytime
Attack Potency: Memetic+ (By stepping onto the battlefield, he ended the Great Swole War just by the existence of his jacked form on the battlefield. May have accidentally killed Thanos in another Outerverse)
Speed: Absolute Fucken Physique (By striking the perfect balance between being swole and toned, Anakin can outspeed his whole verse)
Lifting Strength: Everything (Lifted and threw down Padmé, who's influence used to massively decrease his strength, outmuscles his own PT, Obi-Wan Gainobi)
Striking Strength: Everything (By using a single finger, he one-shot Palprotein, Swolo, and the rest of the Sith commanders)
Durability: Memetic+ (Unfazed by the Dark Side, could literally sleep through their attacks)
Stamina: Ripped as all fu-
Range: Anywhere his opponent can't reach (Can always get more swole)
Standard Equipment: Skywalker Lightsaber, A loaded gym he can summon at any time, Muscle power
Intelligence: Smarter than the entire Dark Side on weed
Weaknesses: Nothing notable
Notable Attacks/Techniques of Anakin Skyshredder:
- Flex (Anakin doubles in size)
- Dead Lift (Anakin lifts his opponent)
- Bench Press (Anakin bench presses his opponent)
- Low Ground (Getting lower ground fools the opponent into thinking they won, but then Anakin teleports behind them and wins, doesn't work on his PT)
- A Lotta Damage (Anakin saws his opponent in half with his Lightsaber, 100x more effective on younglings)
- E X P A N D (Anakin makes his lightsaber grow to whatever length/width he wants)
- Flying Swing Kick (Taught to him by ShadOW THE hEDGEhog)
Others[]
Notable Victories:
The entire Dark Side
Notable Losses:
Inconclusive Matches: