Summary[]
He used to be known as Anakin Skywalker. He was hailed as a hero and a god. They thought he was undefeatable. They laughed at the prospect of him being defeated and turning evil...
What a childish fantasy they believed in.
For one fateful day, when he ended the Great Swole War once and for all by defeating the entire Dark Side, an abomination of mythic proportions stepped on the scene immediately afterward. This being called himself F.A.T. Ronald McDonald. In front of everyone involved in the final battle, Ronald easily trounced Anakin and made him fat with his power. When Obi-Wan "High Ground" Gainobi attempted to stop him, Ronald used his girth to encompass all higher grounds than Obi-Wan, crushing the fusion with a single blow from all higher grounds.Both of the Obi-Wans could only watch in heartbreak as the now-fat Anakin denounced the way of the Jedi and then executed them with his lightsaber. But before the killing blow, the Obi-Wans managed to focus all of their remaining awesome might on shaping and creating a new, entirely different Anakin Skyshredder and then sending him hurtling across the Swoleverse to warn them before they were obliterated by the old Anakin's fatness. The remaining combatants in Swole Star Wars immediately bowed before the fat beings in fear and were turned fat. Anakin, in turn, was named the highest of the Consortium of Gluttons and was placed in charge of the entire legion of fat beings, second only to Ronald, with Fatman as his own second-in-command.
Today, Anakin Fatgainer leads the Consortium and both now-fat sides in the War in a mass invasion across the Swoleverse to uphold Ronald's greatest wish: to turn everyone in the Swoleverse fat. Anakin Skyshredder has sworn to fight against the man who has killed both his father and mentor and betrayed everything he once stood for. But can he even win anymore? Time will tell.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: Overweight+
Name: Anakin Fatgainer
Origin: Swole Star Wars
Gender: Screwing Padmé
Age: Let's just say he's no longer in his prime.
Classification: Ronald, Highest of the Consortium of Gluttons, is an absolute girth machine.
Powers and Abilities: All of The Force's abilities, plus The Other Force, but he no longer summons gyms because he believes they are overrated.
Attack Potency: Overweight+ (Even stronger than Anakin Skyshredder, as his girth allows him to achieve a higher ground than Obi-Wan (High Ground) Gainobi, and this was before Ronald taught him the ways of the fat)
Speed: Impossibly More Omnipresent Than He Was Swole (his girth encompasses all places and locations at the same time)
Lifting Strength: Eeeerrrrr... (He never actually lifts; he just lets his girth do the lifting for him.)
Striking Strength: Even more everything (He is far stronger than before and can use his girth to enhance his strikes.)
Durability: Overweight+ (I could literally sleep through everything swole's combined attacks.)
Stamina: Unfortunately, his stamina has suffered as a result of his weight gain.
Range: Ultraomnipresent
Standard Equipment: Skywalker Lightsaber, limitless food items, and belly power, as he has rejected being skinny and embraced being fat.
Intelligence: Smarter than the entire Dark Side on weed and beyond, having improved his brain via constant eating of brain-improving foods
Weaknesses: Nothing notable
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
- 200.00% Effective (Anakin doubles in size)
- Dogpile (Anakin flattens his opponent with his belly)
- Trampoline Anakin slides under his opponent and crushes all his bones by bouncing him to infinity and beyond.
- Do You Have The Advantage? I own ALL of the higher ground!!! (Includes any higher ground other than the opponent's special high ground.) This technique was taught to him by Ronald.
- A Lot of Damage (Anakin uses his Lightsaber to saw his opponent in half, which is 100 times more effective on younglings)
Others[]
Notable Victories:
The entire Dark Side
Notable Losses:
F A T Ronald McDonald
Inconclusive Matches: