Thorely, being arrested for the crime of knowing about VS Battles Wiki Terminology
| “ | You all just don't understand the Department of Unreality like my new friends do! I am Tier 0 which is the coolest one! |
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| ~ Alex Thorely |
Summary[]
Alex Thorley Thorely is a member of the Department of Unreality.
This offspring of a bitch is also the reason SCP got deleted
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: 10-B, up to High 1-A with Standard Equipment | 0
Name: Alex Thorely
Key: Base | Power of Friendship
Origin: SCP Foundation
Gender: Non-Binary[1]
Age: Unknown
Classification: Foundation Employee, The Writer's Barely-Disguised Tierwank, Killer of the SCP Verse
Powers and Abilities:
Death Manipulation (When Thorely sits at their desk for a minute, 10,000 children die[2]), Weapon Mastery (Used a gun to shoot and kill an innocent member of the Department of Unreality for no reason[2]), Non-Physical Interaction (via Gun), Statistics Amplification (Strength; via Sun-Kicking Boots), Plot Manipulation (Able to make a series of events canon by saying "narrative stacks"[2]), Minor Acid Manipulation (via Narrative Acid[3]), Genius Intelligence (Is a member of the Department of Unreality. Members of the Department of Unreality are stated to have Genius Intelligence[2]), Disease Manipulation (Caused O5-11 to die of dysentery[3])
All previous abilities, as well as Subjective Reality, Status Effect Inducement, Teleportation, Memory Manipulation, Existence Erasure, Hacking, Mind Manipulation (See here[3]), Nonexistent Physiology, (Type 1, Aspects 3 and 4; Said to have Nonexistent Physiology. Able to do nothing[3]), Body Control (Should have the powers of William Jennifer, who unhinged her jaw to swallow several raw burgers[2]), All of Hatsune Miku's abilities (Hatsune Miku is stated to be the Vice President of Unreality), Immortality Negation (Types 3 and 4, 6 and 8), Acausality (Type 4; Able to beat Cirno and The Chainsaw Devil)
Attack Potency: Human level (Stated to be "10-B human level"[2]), up to High Outerverse level with Standard Equipment (Narrative Acid is implied to be able to hurt SCP-3812[3]) | Boundless (Stated to be "Tier 0, the coolest tier". Implied to have the powers of the entire Department of Unreality[3] Caused the SCP verse to be deleted and moved to Alt Battles Wiki.)
Speed: Average Human level, Massively Hypersonic via throwing objects (Able to throw a chair, which was stated to be hundreds of miles away, to the window of the O5 Council in a short timeframe[3]), FTL Attack Speed via Sun-Kicking Boots (Kicked a cat into the sun in a very short timeframe with Sun-Kicking Boots[2]) | Immeasurable
Striking Strength: Average Human, higher via Sun-Kicking Boots | Boundless
Durability: Below Average Human level (Should be inferior to their Power of Friendship form) | Below Average Human level (Died after being shot with a rubber bullet)
Stamina: Below Average Human (Was tired after walking for an entire day due to their "weak 10-B human [physiology]"[2]) | Unknown
Range: Standard Melee Range, Hundreds of Kilometers via throwing objects (Able to throw a chair, which was stated to be hundreds of miles away, to the window of the O5 Council[3]), Interplanetary via Sun-Kicking Boots (Sun-Kicking Boots allow Alex Thorely to kick something into the sun[2]) | Boundless
- A Gun: A gun used by Alex Thorely which is able to shoot a Department of Unreality Member, which are stated to have Nonexistent Physiology (Type 1, Aspect Types 3 and 4).[2]
- Sun-Kicking Boots: Boots which allow Alex Thorely to kick something into the sun.[2]
- Narrative Acid: Acid which is implied to be able to hurt SCP-3812[3]
Intelligence: Genius (Is a member of the Department of Unreality. Members of the Department of Unreality are stated to have Genius Intelligence) | Genius
Weaknesses: None notable.
Notable Attacks/Techniques: None Notable
Notable Matchups[]
Notable Victories:
Notable Losses:
Censorship (Had their wonderful words censored by some unknown force!)
Inconclusive Matches
- ↑ [The audience applauds and cheers for several hours. Every bagel on Earth rains down on MacPhaerson and Thorely. Men sob, women scream in ecstasy, all babies eyes simultaneously glow as they whisper the word "Non-Binary." World peace is achieved, Wikijump is successful, moto42 returns and posts SCP-173 two.]
- ↑ 2.00 2.01 2.02 2.03 2.04 2.05 2.06 2.07 2.08 2.09 2.10 maga zine
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3 3.4 3.5 3.6 3.7 3.8 BAROQUE