| “ | The Elites don't want you to know this, but the ducks in the park are free! I know from personal experience, I have 231 ducks on my premises. | „ |
| ~ One of Jones's rants... |
| “ | 9-1-1 was an inside job! it was a controlled demolition! | „ |
| ~ Another Alex Rant... |
Graaah!! Paul McCartney died fifty years ago!
Summary[]
Alex Jones is the main protagonist of the official game Alex Jones: NWO Wars. A classic arcade shooter in which you play as Alex Jones and save the world from the evil globalist plot to turn everyone into bug-eating pod-dwelling libtards! Alex Jones and his buddies must face off against with diabolical threat and save the free thinkers and innocent babies from this vile threat...
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: 9-A | At Least 9-A, Possibly Higher
Name: Alexander Emerick Jones, Alex Jones, Alex
Origin: Alex Jones: NWO Wars
Gender: Male
Age: 50
Classification: Human, Warrior, Newscaster, Freedom Fighter.
Powers and Abilities:
Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Immortality (Types 3 and 4), Preparation, Resurrection (Can come back to life up to nine times using Alex Jones Supplements), Regeneration (Low-Godly, can come back from being blasted with lasers, crushed into paste, set on fire, and doused in lava so long as he has Alex Jones Supplements left), Limited Invulnerability (Is invulnerable for a few seconds after being revived), Weapon Mastery (Is a skilled and deadly marksman), Stealth Mastery (Managed to infiltrate various top-secret government facilities, including DAVOS, Epstein Island, and Mark Zuckerberg's House), Acrobatics (Can jump twice his height into the air with a single leap), Limited Statistics Amplification (Can shoot his pistol much faster than normal when you rapid fire tap the button), Limited Danmaku (With all his weapons bar his Knife), Fire Manipulation (With Flamethrower), Resistance to Poison Manipulation (Can walk around in the poop/vomit spewed by hobos, which merely slows him down and does no actual damage.), Transmutation and Gay Manipulation (Seems immune to the chemicals which created The Gay Frogs, and later survives chemicals which can turn people into Gay Frogs.)
Summoning, Danmaku (His Helicopter is the same type as Trudeau's, which has two Mini Guns mounted on front, as well as six cannons, and a gun near the rear which can fire a barrage of Homing Missiles), Superhuman Physical Characteristics (All of Alex Jones's summons are stronger than he is), Natural Weaponry for Joe Rogan (Is a Centaur), Invulnerability, Flight, and Heat Vision for Super Trump (Super Trump can fly around, cannot be harmed by enemy attacks, and can shoot red lasers from his eyes), Homing Attack and Energy Projection for Tucker Carlson (Can shoot small homing heart blasts from his hands.)
Attack Potency: Small Building Level (Can reduce his enemies to a bloody paste with all of his weapons, which requires this amount of force. Can blow up Trucks, Giant Robots, Giant Monsters, and Helicopters with just his Pistol, and his other weapons should be comparable or superior in damage.) || At Least Small Building Level, possibly Higher (All of his Summons can do more damage than he can, especially Joe Rogan, who can splatter dozens of enemies just by charging through them. His helicopter should be comparable to the one Trudeau used, which could survive hundreds of shots from Alex's weapons before going down.)
Speed: Peak Human Movement speeds, with Subsonic+ Reactions/Combat Speed (Can dodge energy blasts, fireballs, magic blasts, and Mini Gun fire from a Helicopter, and is able to shoot missiles out of the sky without much effort...) Supersonic Attack Speed with Weapons (His guns should scale to their Real-Life counterparts...)
Lifting Strength: Superhuman (Can run and jump unimpeded while carrying guns twice his size.)
Striking Strength: Small Building Class (His Bowie Knife can reduce enemies to bloody paste with a single strike, and can do more damage to enemies than his pistol can...)
Durability: Small Building Class (Should scale to his attack strength, and should scale above Dr. Focker, who survived the explosion of his giant robot with only mild damage.)
Stamina: Superhuman (Can fight for long stretches of time without any rest, even after being killed in extremely brutal ways, and while lugging about heavy equipment the entire time.)
Range: Melee Range with Bowie Knife, Dozens of Meters with Flamethrower, Hundreds of Meters with Pistol, Uzi, and Mini Gun.
Standard Equipment: A Bowie Knife, an Automatic Pistol, A Mini Gun, A Flamethrower, and an Uzi.
Optional Equipment: Alex Jones Supplements, a Giant Helicopter and Truck. Can summon Super Trump, Joe Rogan, and Tucker Carlson.
Intelligence: Gifted (Is an extremely skilled and deadly fighter, marksman, and a master infiltrator. Managed to defeat various giant monsters, giant robots, witches, zombies, skeletons, gay frogs, and even overthrow and defeat entire governments. Is lauded as a hero by his buddies Super Trump, Joe Rogan, and Tucker Carlson. Owns his own truck and giant helicopter, and managed to defeat Klaus Schwab, who was revealed to be the actual Devil...)
Weaknesses: Can only carry nine Alex Jones Supplements at a time, and his Flamethrower, Uzi, and Mini Gun have limited ammo. Will randomly shout various conspiracies he believes in for seemingly no reason, implying he's a bit mentally unstable...
Keys: Normally || With Summons/Preparation
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