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Summary[]

Ainsley Harriott is an English chef, television presenter, and entertainer. He is known for his BBC cooking shows Can't Cook, Won't Cook and Ready Steady Cook. In this verse, he is still the leader of all memes through countlless hours of cooking and rubbing, but he also became IAmTheBreadMan32's senpai and leader of all undefinable jokes. In Breadverse Unlimited, he underwent an transformation to become like YHYH or something like that, but somehow, he could still give the good ol' rub, and he could still cook.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: At the very worst Undefinable I ????

Name: Ainsley Harriot

Origin: Celebirty Cook/Breadverse Unlimited

Gender: Presumably Male

Age: 57, 69,000,000 in Breadverse Unlimited

Classification: Big af Head, Oil Rubber, God Of All Oil Rubbers, Leader Of All Undefinables

Powers and Abilities: Same as old page, but Instant Regeneration, Immortality (Type 5), and Omni-Negation is added, Immunity to Immune, Immunity to any type of posession, Extremely Strong Inner-Concepts as well as having the ability to attack the Inner-Concepts, Godly H2H Combatant, Conceptual Bullshitting, Extreme Resistance to every power, also Lord of All Oil Rubbers I ????

Attack Potency: At the very worst Undefinable (Leader of all Undefinables) I ????

Speed: ???? (Rubbed super fast even before transformation)

Lifting Strength: ????

Striking Strength: ????

Durability: ???? (Can stand blows from IAmTheBreadMan32)

Stamina: ????

Range: ????

Standard Equipment: Oil bottles from undefinable realm, Wooden spoon of the C'tan, Spicy chicken,

Intelligence: ????

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

"(Slurp, slurp) Spicy!" Harriot incinerates Breadverse with his jerked spicy chicken

"Give your meat, a Good old rub" Ainsley Harrito rubs Breadverse Unlimited with his hands and causing pure destruction by using the powers of selzar. This is noted to be comparable to Pink Guy's boombox.

Oil spill Ainsley spills Oil/Pours Oil on his opp tent which traps them in a Pocket Sand Reality.

No - Ainsley disagrees on what's gonna happen to him, and then it won't happen. Mostly used to negate whatever.

Key: Before Transformation I Post-Transformation

Others[]

Notable Victories:

DIO Brando (Breadverse Unlimited) (Rub)

Jotaro Kujo (Breadverse Unlimited) (Rub)

Bill Cipher (With PPAP) (Rub)

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches:

IAmTheBreadMan32 (Rubbed, but IAmTheBreadMan32 went and copied him and rubbed)

Imaginashun Huntaaaa (Didn't like da rub, also Ainsley is made out of Imaginashun)