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Accomplished-swan

Note: Everything on this page comes from a post on the r/DeathBattleMatchups subreddit.

Get actually sweeped! You guys are so bad at this game!
~ Accomplished_Swan155

Summary[]

400 years after beginning existence in a potato sack, Swan was set free by a homeless man, arising as the embodiment of chaos itself. Destined to wreak havoc upon the universe until the end of time, Swan relishes in the chaos they cause, doing so with a delightfully devilish grin.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 5-B, 4-C with black hole, possibly 4-A | High 1-A | 5-A, higher with Mega Evolution and Gigantamax

Name: Accomplished_Swan155

Origin: r/DeathBattleMatchups

Gender: Can change it at will

Age: Unknown

Classification: Chaos Being, Bread and Nitro's Boyfriend

Powers and Abilities:

Multiple Selves (Often shifts between different personalities that act as transformations, granting entirely new stats and abilities), Weapon Mastery (Got every achievement in Hotline Miami, meaning they must have used every weapon in the game), Size Manipulation (Can grow to the size of a skyscraper), Clairvoyance (Sensed and avoided every mine in a game of Minesweeper), Sound Manipulation (via Pingu Noot), Disease Manipulation (via Megavitamins), Conceptual Manipulation (Banned Cookie Clicker from existence. Erased the concept of Heisenbones, Walter White's old sidekick), Temperature Manipulation (via Gaming PC), Summoning (Fall Guys Skeleton and Termite Army), Fear Manipulation (via Fall Guys Skeleton. Is themselves feared by Freddy Krueger), Black Hole Creation (via Solar Smash), Statistics Amplification (via Meditate), Resistance to Disease Manipulation (Listened to a Drake song without getting AIDS), Temperature Manipulation (Is immune to the heat produced by their Gaming PC), Biological Manipulation (Ate Vegemite and lived) and Fear Manipulation (Watched the Pingu episode with that creepy-ass walrus and didn't get scared)

Immortality (Types 2 and 3), Regeneration (Mid), Body Control, Inorganic Physiology (Type 1; Is made of static), Incorporeality, Duplication (Can create 2 copies of herself), Illusion Creation, Dimensional Storage, Resistance to Mind Manipulation (Could go through a dizzy path that could kill others with untrained minds) and Reality Warping (Unaffected by the Great Runas time out)

Immortality (Types 3 and 7), Intangibility, Incorporeality, Possession, Shapeshifting, Regeneration (Mid; Can regenerate large holes in its body), Necromancy, Invisibility, Stealth Mastery (Can disappear into shadows), Life-Force Absorption, Light Manipulation, Temperature Manipulation (It absorbs heat from the air, causing those nearby to feels chills), Fear Manipulation, Flight, Soul Manipulation, Travel Dimensional Travel (Actively begins sinking into another dimension upon Mega Evolving), Perception Manipulation (Staring into its mouth when it's Gigantamaxed causes the target to hear the voices of their loved ones), Death Manipulation (Entering its mouth when it's Gigantamaxed sends targets directly to the afterlife), Power Nullification (via Cursed Body and Disable), Status Effect Inducement (Includes immobilisation, confusion, paralysis, sleep, poison, burn, curse and stat reduction [all via various moves]), Poison Manipulation, Acid Manipulation, Darkness Manipulation, Ectoplasm Manipulation, Dream Manipulation (via Dream Eater and Nightmare), Curse Manipulation (via Spite, Curse, Destiny Bond and Perish Song), Telekinesis, Ice Manipulation (via Haze), Mind Manipulation, Forcefield Creation (via Max Guard), Resistance to Grass-, Poison-, Bug- and Fairy-based attacks, Immunity to Normal-, Fighting- and Ground-based attacks and Status Effect Inducement (immobilisation)

Attack Potency: Planet level (Tosses the sun like a baseball when performing their 'Solar Smash' attack), Star level with black hole (A black hole created by the sun would be at this level), possibly Multi-Solar System level (May be physically stronger than Bill Cipher) | High Outerverse level (Comparable to Morbius, to where their fight had to end a draw) | Large Planet level (Should be comparable to a Dusknoir, which has a black hole at this level inside its mouth), higher with Mega Evolution and Gigantamax

Speed: At least FTL (Faster than the average Romanian, which can grab a dropped wallet faster than light can hit it) | Massively FTL+ (Is "one enillion times faster than light". Comparable to Morbius, who is "one morbillion times faster than light") | Massively Hypersonic+ (Should be comparable to a Dusknoir, which can intercept a Luxray's Thunderbolt), higher with Mega Evolution and Gigantamax

Lifting Strength: Stellar (Can lift and toss the sun when performing their 'Solar Smash' attack) | Infinite (Can lift "one enillion pounds") Unknown (Lacks lifting strength feats)

Striking Strength: Planet level, possibly Multi-Solar System level | High Outerverse level | Large Planet level, higher with Mega Evolution and Gigantamax

Durability: Large Island level (Survived being in Florida) | High Outerverse level (Took hits from Morbius, who is comparable to them in strength. Lasted an eternity or "MORBSWEEP" without a scratch) | Large Planet level (Should be comparable to a Dusknoir, which can withstand the force of its own black hole), higher with Mega Evolution and Gigantamax

Stamina: Superhuman | Infinite | Superhuman

Range: Standard Melee Range, Thousands of Kilometers with various firearms, Galactic with Solar Smash | Multiversal | Standard Melee Range, Tens of Kilometers with most attacks

Standard Equipment: Various firearms, Pingu Noot, Megavitamins, Gaming PC, Fall Guys Skeleton, Termite Army | None | Gengarite

Intelligence: Nigh-Omniscient (Knows Obama's last name) | Nigh-Omniscient | Gifted

Weaknesses: None notable | Weak to Ghost-, Psychic- and Dark-based attacks

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Pingu Noot: A weaponised version of Pingu's noot that can easily deafen those who hear it.
  • Megavitamins: Large pills used as blunt projectiles and that bounce along the ground when thrown. Can cause illnesses in high enough 'doses'.
  • Gaming PC: A computer with 80+ Skyrim sex mods installed on it. Emits heat more intense than the sun.
  • Fall Guys Skeleton: A canon-compliant skeleton of a Fall Guy. Can be summoned with a mere thought, immediately paralysing those who see it with fear.
  • Termite Army: An army of termites capable of destroying whole buildings in seconds.
  • Solar Smash: They grab and toss the sun like a baseball towards their opponent. May create a black hole if done with enough force.
  • Meditate: By meditating for a full 24 hours, all of their stats are doubled.
  • Gengar: Their partner Pokemon, Gengar, who assists them in battle.

  • Static Physiology: Is completely made up of static and so cannot be harmed by any sort of physical attack.
  • Duplication: Creates two clones of herself, each one with the same strength and capabilities as the original.

  • Levitate: One of Gengar's base abilities. Grants Gengar immunity to Earth Manipulation (to an extent).
  • Cursed Body: One of Gengar's base abilities. Attacks used against Gengar have a chance to be disabled for a time, whether it be physical or not.
  • Shadow Tag: Mega Gengar's ability. Mega Gengar uses its shadow to prevent any methods of escape.
  • Disable: Gengar disables the move last used against it for a time, whether it be physical or not.
  • Confuse Ray: Gengar emits a sinister ray that confuses the target.
  • Lick: Gengar licks its target, causing either paralysis or strong convulsions.
  • Night Shade: Gengar shows its target a frightening illusion.
  • Mean Look: Gengar glares at its target, preventing any methods of escape.
  • Hypnosis: Gengar hypnotises its target, lulling them into a deep sleep.
  • Dream Eater: Gengar eats the dreams of a sleeping target, healing itself in the process.
  • Spite: Gengar unleashes a grudge, inducing the target with fatigue.
  • Curse: Gengar sacrifices some health to curse its target. The target begins taking damage over time until unconsciousness or death.
  • Destiny Bond: Gengar links its own life to a target. If, in a short time span, Gengar falls unconscious, so does the target.
  • Shadow Punch: Gengar throws a punch from the shadows.
  • Shadow Ball: Gengar hurls a blob of ectoplasm at its target, dealing damage and having a chance of lowering the targets Special Defense.
  • Nightmare: Gengar forces a sleeping target to have a nightmare, damaging the target for as long as they're asleep.
  • Sucker Punch: Gengar interrupts an incoming attack from an opponent before they have a chance to act.
  • Payback: Gengar stores power, then attacks. If Gengar is affected by its opponent shortly before attacking, its attack is twice as strong.
  • Dark Pulse: Gengar shoots a blast filled with dark thoughts. This attack has a chance to make them flinch.
  • Hex: Gengar fires a hex at its target. If the target is inflicted with malignant status effects (burn, paralysis, freeze, poison or sleep), the hex is twice as strong.
  • Haze: Gengar creates a haze that removes stat changes from all combatants.
  • Smog: Gengar discharges filthy gases at its target. This may poison the target.
  • Toxic: Gengar sprays a poisonous gas that badly poisons its target, worsening with time.
  • Perish Song: Gengar sings a haunting song, ensuring it and its target lose consciousness in time.
  • Will-O-Wisp: Gengar shoots sinster flames at its target, inflicting ghostly burns.
  • Reflect Type: Gengar changes its type to that of the target. On entities that aren't Pokemon, Gengar's type becomes types that would be attributed to the target if they were one.
  • Venoshock: Gengar drenches its target in a special poisonous liquid. If the target is poisoned, this attack is twice as strong.
  • Astonish: Gengar attacks while shouting in a startling fashion, which may cause the target to flinch.
  • G-Max Terror: Gigantamax Gengar's signature move. Gengar summons multiple large objects and launches them at its target. Gengar then holds onto the targets shadow, preventing any methods of escape.
  • Max Phantasm: A move Gengar can use only when Gigantamaxed. Gengar summons multiple large objects and launches them at its target. This lowers the targets Defense.
  • Max Darkness: A move Gengar can use only when Gigantamaxed. Gengar blasts several tendrils of dark energy at its target. This lowers the targets Special Defense.
  • Max Ooze: A move Gengar can use only when Gigantamaxed. Gengar summons a large wave of purple ooze and sends it out in waves around itself. This raises Gengar's Special Attack.
  • Max Mindstorm: A move Gengar can use only when Gigantamaxed. Gengar sends out waves of psychic energy towards its target. This creates a Psychic Terrain.
  • Max Guard: A move Gengar can use only when Gigantamaxed. Gengar creates a giant energy barrier that can block any one attack, no matter what that attack is.

  • Key: Accomplished_Swan155 | Gengar

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