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Summary[]
After failing a total of 13 crusades to get back at grandpa back for killing daddy Horus, he trailed to the depths of a game store. Once he entered the power embedded the once Failure of the 41st Millenium with the power to destroy any miniature simply by looking at them. And from that fateful day forth he has made neckbeards who get hard at the tears of a child losing his first game and power gamers incredibly happy individuals, making them instantly win by bringing him out to the field ,with a couple of heldrakes of course.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: ANNIHILATION on the Table Top, physically 4-B (We all know Tyranids will be the new Chaos Master of War-Orking)
Name: Ezekyle Abaddon, Abaddon the Despoiler, Abaddouche, Abaddabadoo, Failbaddon the Armless, Abby, Abaddon the Dickspoiler, or Failbaddon the Harmless, Chadbaddon the Destroyer.
Origin: 1d4Chan, Warhammer 40k
Gender: Male
Age: Couple Decades (Fucking old as miniature)
Classification: Rape Machine of Table Top Millenium
Powers and Abilities: WS8, BS6, S5, T6, W5, I7, A5, Ld10, 2+ re-rollable armour save, 4+ Invulnerable Save, Eternal Warrior, Feel No Pain, Rage, Counter attack, Fleet, Shrouded, Hammer of Wrath, Crusader, Hatred (All), Preferred enemy (Any Ass In Sight), Fearless, Stubborn, Adamantine Will, Addtional Tules of Witch Eater and Icy Aura , Mary Sue Physiology: (Daemonic Protection means he cannot be killed by anything only in the physical world, and he can only be permanently killed by a Psyker with pure mind and heart destroying his soul, Power Nullification due to Khorne's blessings, Immunity to much Power Nullification, Soul Manipulation, Mind Manipulation, Reality Warping, etc. while his blessings are active),Fear Generation
Attack Potency: ' (HIS MIGHTIEST WEAPONS DEAL MORTAL D10 DAMAGE, BUSTING HOLES IN EVERY UNIT ON THE MAP HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Speed: EXTRA FAST (MOVES ACROSS 30 INCHES WITH EVERY ROLL)
Striking Strength: DESTROYER CLASS (ANY MINIATURE THAT COMES INCONTACT WITH HIS WARP TAINTED FIST EXPLODES AND IS REMOVED FROM EVERY GAME, CODEX, AND BOOK IN WARHAMMER)
Lifting Strength: HUEG (SWOL AS ALL PLASTICY HELL UNDER THAT TERMINIE ARMOR)
Durability: UNTOUCHABLE (ALL MINIS HAVE BEEN TOO SCARED TO EVER LAY A PAINTED FINGER ON THE MIGHTY ABADOODOO)
Stamina: INFINITE (EVERY ROLL HE HAS IS A 7+ GIVING HIM ETERNAL VITALITY)
Range: THE ENTIRE BOARD
Standard Equipment:
- THE EVER POTENTSWORD, DRACH'NYEN - S+1, Ap2, Daemon Weapon, Fleshbane, Shred, Instant Death, Poisoned
- THE DEATH CANNON OF ASSENING- 24" S5 Ap5 Rapid Fire, Twin Linked
- AND THE OH SO FANTASTIC WEAPON, THE TALON OF HORUS - Sx2, AP3, Shred, Poisoned, Instant Death
Intelligence: Brain Dead
Weaknesses: s h i t t y a s s m o d e l (Seriously go buy the Not-Abaddon one, its great)
Others[]
Notable Victories:
ALL OF THE MODELS IN EVERY WARGAME
Notable Losses:
NO ONE
Inconclusive Matches:
NEVER