Joke Battles Wikia
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~ Rocks don't speak.
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Summary[]

Do you really need me to explain to you what a rock is?

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Varies from 10-C to 8-C

Name: You can name your rock whatever the hell you want, young man.

Origin: The Ground

Gender: IT'S A ROCK

Classification: Rock

Powers and Abilities: Rock Physiology

Attack Potency: Varies from Below Average level (A small child throwing a rock would not hurt an average human) to Building level (Buildings can be made of rock)

Speed: Immobile (What were you expecting?), higher when thrown.

Lifting Strength: Superhuman at most (Can support its own weight.)

Striking Strength: Varies from Below Average level to Street level (Mostly depends on who is holding it.)

Durability: Average Human level to Building Level (Known to be hard to break.)

Stamina: Infinite on account of not needing anything to exist.

Range: Theoretically infinite as the mass can get smaller and smaller and still be considered a rock but lets not get into that.

Intelligence: High (Has figured out how to live with no food, water, oxygen or shelter of any kind. Loses no intelligence when destroyed. Has never made a stupid decision in its life)

Weaknesses: Pickaxes

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Throw Rock: Cavemen knew what this means. I'm not explaining it.

Others[]

Notable Victories: Scissors, A lot of cavemen

Notable Losses: Paper, Pickaxe

Inconclusive Matches: