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Summary[]

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Powers and Abilities[]

Tier: (wait what)

Name: wants o hae na, butt flailed t ettin oe

Origin: Who cares

Gender: wants o hae fender bender, butt flailed t ettin hat to

Age: https://genius.com/Smash-mouth-all-star-lyrics

Classification: failed t haing uh classiiation somhoe

Powers and Abilities: Passive Fate Manipulation, Law Manipulation, Reality Warping and Statistics Amplification (Anything they consciously try or hope for gets inverted, forcing them to fail at achieving any of their goals), Self-Power Modification (Can gain any abilities they don't want to have) and Instinctive Reaction (Their body directly opposes their will, essentially forcing them to do the opposite of what they want)

Attack Potency: (Since they literally can't do anything they want [and haven't been able to for their whole life], they are completely miserable to the point at which they just want the pain that is their own life to end. This makes them unable to die, and causes anyone who attacks them to die).

Speed: (Wants to get hit)

Lifting Strength:

Striking Strength:

Durability:

Stamina:

Range:

Standard Equipment: Whatever they don't want

Intelligence: Average (Their abilities do not directly influence their thoughts. Rather, their abilities prevent them from acting on these thoughts, in order to ensure that they suffer as much as possible)

Weaknesses: Their "strength" is completely reliant on their own will to lose, meaning that bloodlusting them will pretty much instakill them.

Others[]

Notable Victories: idk his strength is just a clusterfuck

Notable Losses: even bigger clusterfuck

Inconclusive Matches: their will to live

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