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Dipper

Man i sure hope the future is good for me!

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I will never be the same again. i can still see it every time i close my eyes

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and why can't i ascend into the real world? axolotl saw me as fiction compared to him, and so did the one above all. now THEY are mere fiction to ME.

Dear god no. i can't go there...
~ dipper after hearing that mabel is going to taco bell

Summary[]

In an alternate timeline after the ending of gravity falls he found another book, it was called "the secrets to everything and beyond" as he read through it he realized it was all about him and his family. the truth was it was a book of fanfictions made by the actual gravity falls fandom that had somehow made it into the gravity falls universe. He read through all of it until he got to a chapter called "dipper goes to taco bell" he was driven insane after reading it and decided that the real life people that wrote it had to pay so he became a super villain.

First he smashed the statue of bill cipher causing him to absorb his infinite cosmic magic, then he starting killing everyone in the series to gain their souls and "level up", effectively doing a gravity falls genocide run.

soon he gained enough power that he transcended every dimension except for ours.

even though he was considered the god of gods and the most omnipotent being in the omniverse he wasn't satisfied. He's gaining power and one day he'll transcend our dimension too and then he'll get his revenge on us for writing that horrific fanfiction

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 9-B | At least High 1-A, likely far higher, potentially -1

Name: Dipper pines | Omni-God Emperor Mason Pines

Origin: Gravity falls, i guess

Gender: Male | Above the concept of genders but uses male pronouns

Age: 13 | N/a

Classification: Human | King of the omniverse

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Has a magnetic gun as well as a mind erasing gun, Has skill in using weapons ranging from swords to spears to pole-arms, Stealth Mastery, Summoning (He can summon zombies though this can backfire on him) | All the powers of Bill cipher And The axolotl except On an outerversal scale stronger, Accelerated Development (could level up and ascend past infinity simply by killing people like it was undertale), Death Manipulation, Fate manipulation, Power Absorption, Causality Manipulation, Reactive Evolution, likely an immeasurable amount of other powers

Attack Potency: Wall level | At least High Outerverse level (ascended to the point that he saw the one above all as mere fiction), likely Far higher , potentially -1 (He says he will ascend past all of fiction itself and enter the real world for really real)

Speed: Superhuman | Irrelevant

Lifting Strength: Class 1 | Irrelevant

Striking Strength: Wall Class | At least High Outerverse level, likely Far higher , potentially -1

Durability: Wall level | At least High Outerverse level, likely Far higher , potentially -1

Stamina: Very high | infinite

Range: Standard melee range | High Outerversal

Standard Equipment: none (book got burned lol)

Intelligence: Gifted | Nigh omniscient

Weaknesses: Normal human weaknesses | traumatized, insane and nihilistic

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Every Taco Bell in the omniverse[]

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