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Tier: A Tier so far above anything else you've seen if I was to write it out it would melt your brain, while sleeping | Boop be boop de loop de loop da hoop da hoop |
Equal to Comparable to WKH XOWLPDWH SRZHU | Kick a baby tier | Don't bother fighting back | FREE N-WORD PASS TIER | None of these mean anything tbh
Name: sans the everyman (without the everyman?) (not like the character trope [Not my first guess (yes it was, stop lying [I was actually thinking about the Everyman from Undertale, I'm not well versed on character tropes. I have read some TV Tropes articles, tho.])]) Luigi
Origin: Joke Battles Wiki
Gender: One of the two that exist *dabs*
Age: Ice Age (baby, ice ice, baby)
Classification: The most powerful being in the universe (objectively [Yeah, right (Exactly, it is right [TFW you don't get sarcasm (i get sarcasm but it's also just objectively true, it's the strongest)])]), or at least as powerful as a character that gives concent to be manipulated get. The amalgamation of many insane people's ideas, vibe checking people (This isn't Power and Abilities, dicknips)
Powers and Abilities: human powers but stronger (Is mayonnaise a human power?), immortality (type 8. Cannot die as long as people keep adding to it), It's not death hax but he can just kill people with attacks instantly, he also does have death hax, shape-shifting and transformation (all the images are actual forms he has), Regeneration (The page was basically deleted and is being made again), many different powers in his different forms. i don't feel like making a hax wall for all of them though, Reality Warping, nutting, attack reflection, power nullification, Extreme Danmaku, Object creation, Vibe creation, Bad breath, Insanity Inducement (Honestly tell me you don't feel like you're going crazy looking at this, and this is just the page!), Reactive evolution (Will make up new powers out of nowhere to win), Causality manipulation, Reality freeze (It's like a time freeze except it works on people that exist beyond time), Energy projection, Existence erasure, Mind manipulation, Plot Manipulation, Resistance Negation(all of them, every single one), Nullification of resistance to resistance Nullification, Immunity to all of his own hax
Attack Potency: I want to be a real boy | High Tronald Dump Level+/Christan is big gay!@CHRISTIAN | Memetic+17 (can contain anything, which should include the first key) | Can mash potatos+ | BABY PUNT | Wall made of onions+
Speed: SLOOOOOOOO(Hi there, nice to meet you )OOOOOW (Has so many crap in it's page that it takes forever to load) | big chungus teir ("teir" what?) | fuck you | Impossible | Possible | Faster than the gym teacher's grandma | Faster than my depression
Lifting Strength: Infinity^Alefinity^Muchfinity^Sansfinity^Foxyfinity^Hissfinity^Moofinity^Sheepfinity^LGBT^Memefinity^Spamfinity While Un-conscious | No one cares++++ | Can in fact lift your mom | Can lift my nan | Rock
Striking Strength: Who Dares Question The All Might Striking Strength I Have Striking Strength Beyond Anything Existing And Not Existing And Anything You. (Anything you what?)
Durability: Insert the usual godmode wall of text that says the same thing as all the rest here
Stamina: You will get your stamina when you fix this DAMN DOOR!
Range: he can hit you, nuff said
Standard Equipment: Knives, gun, uno reverse cards, Anime katana, anything that he needs
Intelligence: Yeah, this is big brain time, Can find out why he should care
Weakness: Eating big apples at 3 AM. it's existence is relied upon a bunch of idiots editing this page. Saying no to a puppy. It exists below space and time, but that's alright, it can just climb up the stairs. Big PP.
- Saitama punch: Lmao u ded
- Gun: Guys watchout he has a FUCKING GUN
- Return to sender: No u
- bored of this fight: you just keel over and die lol
- ORAORAORAORAORA: Oraoraoraoraora!
- Youcan: Makes You can be weak or into nothing
- Knife: why
- Hokuto Shinken: You are already dead
- Za Warudo: Works well in tandem with the knife ability
- Screw it! Everything dies!: Danmaku that puts touhou to shame, Nigh undodgable
- Extremely Cheap undodgable attack: Spawns an attack inside of you so it can't miss
- Ass pull: Will make up a new power to win
- Ice Age Baby: Pulls out the Ice Age Baby. This attack strong enough to make all oponents die from ugliness no matter what. the only one who can resist this attack is Josuke Higashikata 4 (Fake Facts Version)
- Anime slash: contrary to the name he doesn't actually have to cut you. he just has to sheath the sword dramatically and his opponent is cut in half
- [REDACTED]: He [REDACTED]
- Hakai: Delete you GG, can be used along with other abilities
- Overruled abilities
- Overruled: Will automatically overrule any ability that insta-kills him. Basically GER's return to zero
- Overruled 2 Electric fuckayou: If he actually loses the fight it will rewrite the ending of the fight so he already won and cut to him standing ontop of his enemy's body without showing how like a squirel girl win
- Overruled 3 i have no clever names for this one: Over rules and nullifies every immunity and resistance even if they are immune to nullification of resistances
Key: Base form | Avatar of a cup of OJ | Yes | No | Maybe | Brother mode | stronk transformation | Baby kicking mode | Dear Liberals | Please install DLC for more Keys
Note: According to all known laws of aviation, there's no way the Mecha Dragon should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat big body off the ground. The Mecha Dragon, of course, flies anyway, because Wily filled it with hydrogen.
We're no strangers to love.
You know the rules, and so do I.
A full commitment is what i'm thinking of.
You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
(Please note, this isn't a rick roll, each word was the name of a different person everyman beat [Words of someone who can't accept having been Rick Rolled(oh they were arranged in a way to be a rick roll but yeah those are all actually victories)])
ULTRA GAYOMEGA SHAGGY WITH 666% KINKY GODKINGPUNK POWER
its been so long
Baby Yoda (After unlocking baby kicking mode)
Josuke Higashikata 4 (Fake Facts Form)
Baby Yoda (hadn't unlocked baby kicking mode yet)
A fish with Napoleon complex wielding an orange brick (Stomp) (Currently training for a rematch)
DIO Brando (Wanked) [Disclaimer: It's just a joke] <I declare that from now on it isn't>
Onion from steven universe