Summary[]
The ASDF Guy is a race of people who live in the ASDF Universe, they range greatly in size, character, morality, and power. but the one thing that is always kept the same is their ability to ignore and break the laws of reality.
Powers and Stats[]
Tier: 9-C likely 9-B, Far Higher with Preparation
Name: Varies, known as the ASDF Guy/Guys, ASDFMovie Guy/Guys
Origin: ASDF (Verse)
Gender: Varies (There are Male and Female ASDF Guys)
Age: Varies
Classification: Human, Cartoon Character
Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Genius Intelligence, Toon Force, Preparation, Skilled Fist Fighter, Vehicular Mastery (Is able to drive Cars, use Skateboards, ride Horses, drive Trains, and pilot Planes and Spaceships.), Weapon Mastery (Can use nearly any type of weapon), Stealth Mastery (Stole a Policeman's car without him noticing), Immortality (Type 2, can survive injuries that would kill a normal person, such as having his lungs ripped out, being stabbed, having a creature burst out of his chest, etc.), Self Sustenance (Type 1: Can survive forgetting how to breathe, owns a spacesuit.), Body Control / Elasticity (Can swallow an entire ASDF Guy whole, his face also has a face, can remove pieces of his body, stretch his finger and arms, and can shed his skin like a snake.), Shapeshifting (Can grow a duckbill, turn his arms into Snakes, grow 90 extra fingers, grow a Urinal out of his body, and turn his head into a gun.), Omnilingualism (Can speak nearly any language, can talk to animals and inanimate objects), Hammerspace (Can pulls weapons/objects out of thin air, can fit other ASDF Guys and Gals in his mouth), Extrasensory Perception (Can see and talk to ghosts), Resurrection (Can sometimes come back to life after being killed), Aura, Accelerated Development ("Leveled Up" after punching a guy a single time), Transformation (Can transform into a Tree and a Pie), Water and Light Manipulation (Can Vomit Rainbows), Self Destruction (Can self Destruct, either intentionally or accidentally), Fire Manipulation (Can spontaneously combust at will), Biological Manipulation (Can steal someones face, change someone's gender, and procreate with inanimate objects like trucks), Gravity Manipulation (Can ignore the laws of gravity by saying "Screw Gravity!" Can fall upwards, stop falling mid-air, and fall up a flight of stairs.), Size Manipulation (Can grow large enough to dwarf buildings, even as a baby he can grow as large as an Elephant.), Age Manipulation (Can change his age, growing from a child to an old man in seconds, can be born 10 years old.), Mind Manipulation (Can force someone to do the opposite of their intended action by saying "But it's Opposite Day." Can force someone to clap their hands, and give him 500 high fives.), Limited Plot Manipulation and Durability Negation (With "Suddenly Pineapples!"), Underground Mobility, Creation (Can vomit up dozens of Cats, can vomit up a Car, and summon Pineapples.), Invisibility (Can turn invisible), Perception Manipulation (With Medication), Death Manipulation (Can summon Death, which instantly kills the summoner and anybody unfortunate to be nearby), Possibly Teleportation (Can appear inside someone's mouth), Air Manipulation and Fragrance Manipulation (With Butt, can unleash blasts of flatulence strong enough to reduce people to bone), limited Existence Erasure (Can erase themselves and others from existence.), Transmutation (Knows a spell that can turn people into Ice Cream, can turn people into Frogs, drinks, and eggs), Resistance to Fire (Can survive being set of fire with no burns or injuries, even as a baby.) || Milk Manipulation (With a glass of milk, which can create an infinite downpour of milk once spilled.), Healing (Is a Doctor), Reality Warping and Summoning (Can summon a Genie to grant him wishes, can summon Dinosaurs, can summon Whales with "The Whale Dance", and can change his universes color with the Light switch.), Technology Manipulation (Can create gun traps, a Robot Suit, Trains, a Time Machine, and a Fax Machine robot. Can cybernetically enhance animals such as the Mine Turtle), Sealing (With Cool Hat), Sound Manipulation (With Trumpet, which can project sound blasts strong enough to kill people.), Life Manipulation (Is able to bring inanimate objects like burgers, balloons, waffles, cars, and muffins to life), Spaceflight (With Spaceship), Explosion Manipulation (With Bombs, Mines, Explosive Liquid, and Rocket Launchers), Light Manipulation and Air Manipulation (With Computer), and Time Travel with Preparation.
Attack Potency: Street Level likely Wall Level (Can effortlessly snap people's necks, can decapitate someone with a Frisbee, and can eat guns and bullets. Can send a car flying and destroy a Pirate Ship with his Self Destruction's. His weapons can blow a person's head off and knock down a tree.), Far Higher with Preparation (Can create Mine Turtles. Can summon Dinosaurs, Trains, and a Genie. Can do The Flop and can create robots/vehicles much stronger than he is.) Many abilities Ignore Conventional Durability.
Speed: Peak Human, with Transonic Reaction/Combat Speeds (Can causally eat bullets fired from a Tommy Gun), Higher with Weapons/Vehicles
Lifting Strength: Class 1 (Can rip off limbs and effortlessly snap necks, even as an infant), up to Class 5 (Can Vomit Cars.)
Striking Strength: Street Class likely Wall Class (Kicked a girl hundreds of meters away, chopped a guys hand off with his fingers, ripped someone's lungs out of their body.), Higher with weapons (Can one-shot people comparable to him in durability. Vehicles such as Trains and Planes can destroy buildings.)
Durability: Street Level likely Wall Level (Survived a piano falling on him hard enough to shatter concrete, and being hit by a car, a truck, and a horse. Survived falling down a flight of stairs onto a Piano, and can survive other ASDF Guy's Self Destruction's at point-blank range.), Higher with Vehicles (A Llama survived falling off a cliff unscathed while in a Car.)
Stamina: Very High
Range: Standard Melee Range, Far Higher with Weapons. Planetary with Mine Turtles and The Flop, Universal with The Light Switch and Time Machine.
Standard Equipment: A knife, The Pointless Button, a pie flavored pie, various pistols, cheese, a rocket launcher, a computer, a shotgun, a sword, a bow, and arrows, a trumpet, a time machine, baby gun, a genie, cool hat, and much more...
Intelligence: Varies between Below Average (Doesn't know how to read, confused a gun for a camera, forgot how to breathe, and is easily tricked and manipulated.) to Extraordinary Genius (Is a skilled Policeman, Psychologist, Doctor, Cook, Magic-User, Fighter, Roboticist, Astronaut, Scientist, Singer, Dancer, Etc. Taught a Llama how to drive a car. Can create Time Machines, Mine Turtles, robot suits, and a sentient fax machine robot. Can drive nearly any vehicle, and use nearly any type of weapon.)
Weaknesses: Can suffer from diseases that make you die from overexposure to cuteness, vomit from even mental exposure to feathers, force you to sing constantly or risk self destruction, or give you a baby's voice. Is easily tricked, and is inhumanly oblivious and incompetent at times...
- Note: This is a Composite of every character in ASDF that is not either a recurring character, lacks enough feats to separate them from the average, or does not have their own song.
Others[]
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