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Summary[]

You remember these guys. They made your childhood. But even you should admit that they're absolute trash at fighting, and here's why.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: Garbage Tier

Name: Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Origin: Power Rangers

Gender: 2 females, the rest are male

Age: From the 90s

Classification: Crappy actors

Powers and Abilities: Terrible Acting, Mildly capable of wielding weapons, lasers and stuff, Somewhat OK at Cosplaying, can scare people to death by pretending to punch them

Attack Potency: Unknown (Never actually land blows on opponents, they only pretend to throw punches and the bad guys die, either from sheer cowardice or from the nigh-nonexistent gust of wind generated by the punch)

Speed: Sub-Human (Physically incapable of completing simple tasks without trash talking beforehand)

Lifting Strength: Below Average Human

Striking Strength: Unknown

Durability: Below Average Human Level (Subconsciously forced to fall to the ground in fear whenever they sense attacks coming, die when slapped by a guy wearing a giant turtle costume)

Stamina: Limitless

Range: Melee, higher with swords and lasers

Standard Equipment: Suits made out of duct tape and cardboard, Plastic swords with flashing lights for aesthetic appeal, Fake laser guns

Intelligence: Learning Impaired 

Weaknesses: Their weapons are fake, cannot actually land hits, they think everything is Live Action Roleplay

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