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Freeezer

>five minutes< Nani the fuck?!

Summary

You all know about it. The most (in)famous moment (maybe) in DBZ history.

Also probably the longest five minutes to ever be stretched out to such an immense degree in all of television.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 10 EPISODES

Name: Frieza, Goku, Akira Toriyama, and probably a few others

Origin: Naruto

Gender: None (Episodes don't have genders, even though they'd have over 10 if they did)

Age: Over 30 years

Classification: Long, Padding, Long Padding

Powers and Abilities: Perception Manipulation, Time Manipulation, Status Effect Inducement, Law Manipulation, Large Size (Type 9) and Energy Manipulation

Attack Potency: Unknown (Doesn't focus on destructive capacity). Universe level+ via hax (Slowed time on a universal level, causing the entire cosmos of DBZ to convert 5 minutes into 5 hours, give-or-take)

Speed: Pathetic (Completely destroyed the concept of pacing by slowing it to death)

Lifting Strength: Unknown (But under 40 tons)

Striking Strength: N/A (Punches can't work when they're frozen in place)

Durability: Universe level+ via sheer size (The phenomenon affected the entirety of the Universe 7 timeline)

Stamina: Extremely high (Nearly 5 hours of fighting worth of it)

Range: Low Internet (Mostly the DB Fandom, though fairly popular in some other places as well)

Standard Equipment: Has definitely never gotten an actual watch

Intelligence: Pretty low (How the Hell can you be this confused?)

Weaknesses: Director's cut

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • LAZARS

Others

Notable Victories:

The viewers

Notable Losses:

The manga

Inconclusive Matches:

The ToP being 48 minutes