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100kg_225lbs_Deadlift_by_a_78_year_old

100kg 225lbs Deadlift by a 78 year old

Fuck my life.

Summary[]

What the title says.

Powers and Stats[]

Tier: 10-B | At least Roast+

Name: Shirley (Yes, that is her real name)

Origin: Illuminati homeworld

Gender: Grandma

Age: At least 78 (...duh), possibly older given how shit the video quality is

Classification: Old lady, butthurt fuel, alien lizard (because no grandma could be that strong without shenanigans)

Powers and Abilities: Above average physical characteristics | Butthurt Manipulation, Salt Manipulation (Made Crabwhale and Seol404 salty without even trying)

Attack Potency: Average Human Level (She stronk as fuck boi, but she is like, still 78) | At least Roast+ Level (Completely destroyed Crabwhale and Seol's lifting records, making them infinitely butthurt)

Speed: Probably Average (An old lady) | Feust (Caught Crabwhale completely off-guard)

Lifting Strength: At least Above Average (Can deadlift 100 kg 3 times with what looks like zero effort. Made Crabwhale feel completely inadequate, despite the fact that he is a late teen that has frequented the gym regularly for more than a year now) | Yes (Caused Crabwhale and Seol to confirm the theory that she was indeed in leagues with the Illuminati)

Striking Strength: Unknown | At least Roast+ Class (Completely obliterated Seol's and Crabwhale's self-esteem with a single lift)

Durability: Probably Average Human Level (She might be a strong granny, but she's still a granny) | Unknown

Stamina: Likely high

Range: Melee range | Internet range

Standard Equipment: Barbells

Intelligence How the Hell would we know that? But probably average

Weaknesses: Being old

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

  • Lift: Deadlifts something really heavy. Makes you regard all your fitness goals as inadequate

Key: Real Life | The Internet

Others[]

Notable Victories:

Seol404

Crabwhale

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches:

The Illuminati