The Nostalgia Critic

"Hello, I’m the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don’t have to!"
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- The Nostalgia Critic

"THIS...IS...IT. THE WORST! THE ABSOLUTE WORST! NO story, NO character, NO plot....Just pain! Pure, concentrated pain! There's never been anything this bad in the history of badness! It should be studied! It should be analyzed! It is...PURE EVIL! I don't know whether to give it to a scientist to examine or a priest to exorcise! I mean, it is remarkable, it is absolutely remarkable! Even the closing credits are hurting me! Everything about this movie is just plain HORRENDOUS!"
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- The Critic after watching The Garbage Paul Kids Movie

Summary
The Nostalgia Critic is a cynical critic known for making reviews on nostalgic movies, usually with comically exaggerated rage.

Powers and Stats
Tier: Low 2-C, higher with Christmas love and forms | Low 1-C

Name: The Nostalgia Critic, Doug Walker

Origin: Channel Awesome

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Human, critic

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, either Regeneration (Mid-Godly, came back from being completely erased) or Resurrection (How he can come back to life through various deaths is unknown), Weapon Mastery, Electricity Manipulation, Immortality (Type 2, 3 or 4 [can come back to life whenever he dies, however, it's unclear if this is through Regeneration or Ressurection], and 6 [Can possess a new version of Nostalgia Critic if his mind happens to be damaged beyond repair, as shown in "Battle of the Commercials"]), Instinctive Reaction (Has gloves that allow him to automatically block bullets, though they have limited power), Memory Manipulation (Can erase memories), Non-Physical Interaction (Can forcibly remove a ghost from possessing someone, can push away text and pictures from his review), Can disintegrate large boulders and people, Explosion Manipulation (Can create spontaneous explosions), Shapeshifting, Elasticity, Acausality (Type 1, interacted and took his past self to the future without any consequences), Duplication, Can make his dreams become a reality, Color Manipulation, BFR (Can send things to hell), Time Manipulation (Can rewind time), Telepathy (Can communicate with others via internal monologue), Sound Manipulation, Mind Manipulation (Can revert personalities), Summoning, Energy Projection, Fire Manipulation, Illusion Manipulation (Can create freaky images), Teleportation, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Necromancy (Turned Malcolm into a zombie), Creation, Magnetism Manipulation (Can shoot electromagnetic energy), Weapon Creation, Cloth Manipulation, Plot Manipulation (Occasionally, whatever he says in a review will become true. Can manipulate and control what the viewer sees and what is on screen. Can deviate from the plot and can derail the plot of other reviews), Possession (Can implant his face and mouth onto characters), Flight, Time Travel, Self-Destruction, Transformation, Precognition (Saw his face covered in whipped cream seconds before being hit with a pie as he was brooding over the events of his Bloodrayne review), Resistance to Sleep Manipulation, Fire Manipulation, Memory Manipulation (Has sunglasses that allow him to resist his own neuralizers) and Soul Manipulation (His soul has left his body, making him impossible to kill with conventional soul based attacks) | Same as before, mildly amped

Attack Potency: Universe Level+, higher with Christmas love and forms (Controls every plot hole in the Channel Awesome universe. Shattered the “speed of time”. Destroyed an entire dimension in his love for Christmas) | Low Complex Multiverse Level (Can fight on par with the AVGN)

Speed: Immeasurable | Immeasurable

Lifting Strength: Superhuman | Unknown, likely higher

Striking Strength: Universe Class+, higher with Christmas love and forms | Low Complex Multiverse Class

Durability: Unknown, likely Universe Level+ | Low Complex Multiverse Level

Stamina: High

Range: Tens of meters with normal weapons, up to kilometers with powers

Standard Equipment: A pistol, shotgun, proton pack, super suit that can fire electricity, grenades, whip, memory erasing neuralisers, LMGWTF 9000, energy gloves

Intelligence: Expert on being a critic. Has some combat experience

Weaknesses: His temper

Key: In “The Nostalgia Critic” | In the AVGN Games

Others
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