Eggs Benedict (Crappy AU Version)

Summary
Eggs Benedict, otherwise known as "That guy who wears a mask for no reason" is a night guard currently working at Citrus Baby's Pizzeria and likes saying "Why hello there, Old Spart." to everyone he meets.

After 5 nights, He always gets his 30 foot schlong scooped. why? because why not, that's why?

Powers And Stats
Tier: 1-A, Possibly Yolky Tier if in Rage Mode.

Name: Eggs Benedict | That guy who wears a mask for no reason | Exotic Eggs

Origin: A Crappy AU

Gender: *Inhales* BOI.

Age: -40.385

Classification: Night guard of Citrus Baby's Pizza

Powers and Abilities: Godspeed | Master Stealth | Rickrolling

Attack Potency: Your Face+

Speed: Walking

Lifting Strength: ???

Striking Strength: Usually can break your nose.

Durability: 10% of his body is Potatoes.

Stamina: Can run a 100 meter race... 3 times.

Range: SizeAnt+++

Standard Equipment: Mask | Purple Shirt | Black Pants | Spongebob Underwear

Intelligence: Depends on what day of the week it is.

Weaknesses: Spooky Sounds | Jumpscares

Notable Attacks/Techniques: None

Other
Notable Wins: Exotic Butters

Notable Losses: The Scooper

Inconclusive matches: None