User blog:ArbitraryNumbers/Eltorro64rus Verse: Soldier kicks a dispenser

In this blog, I will be covering various feats present in the videos made by Youtuber Eltorro64rus. He makes tons of videos featuring TF2 characters that are very random in nature.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66GWI6o1OL4

In this video, the Soldier kicks the Engineer's dispenser so hard it collides with the couch and continues flying, and pushes it around the earth. The reason I assume it traveled around the planet is because it came flying at them later in the video, from the exact same direction that it was kicked. It was so precise that it collided with them and knocked them all out in the exact same spot where it collided with the couch in the first place, and the couch was still being carried along with it. This seems to be enough evidence that the couch and the dispenser circled the planet.

The dispenser is initially at the 0:37 mark. It comes back and makes impact at the 2:01 mark. So that's 84 seconds.

The circumference of the earth in meters is 40.075 million meters. Divide that by 84 and that's 477083.333333 meters per second, or approximately Mach 1391, which is Massively Hypersonic+.

The average couch weighs 350 pounds, or 158.757 kg.

For the dispenser, I'll use the weight of a soda machine. I'm going to play it safe and use the one on this site that weighs 670 pounds, or 303.907 kg.

Put these values into a kinetic energy calculator and you'll get 12.6 Kilotons (52,653,131,128,398.65 Joules), which is Small Town level.

This scales to the Engineer in that same video, as he fought evenly with the Soldier,

This also scales to the Soldier's durability, as not only did he tank the dispenser and couch colliding with him, but he also took numerous hits from the Engineer, including getting his neck broken, and was still able to stand up and keep fighting.