Lanky Kong

Summary
He has no style, he has no grace This Kong has a funny face He can handstand when he needs to And stretch his arms out, just for you Inflate himself just like a balloon This crazy Kong just digs this tune Huh!

Powers and Stats
Tier: He has no Tier

Name: Lanky Kong, He

Origin: Nintendo

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: A funny Kong, Lankyposting spam

Powers and Abilities: Can expand, Inflate and stretch himself, Contortion, No style, No grace, A funny face, Can handstand, Orangstand, The ability to do anything

Attack Potency: He has no Attack Potency

Speed: He has no Speed

Lifting Strength: He has no Lifting Strength

Striking Strength: He has no Striking Strength

Durability: He has no Durability

Stamina: Limitless

Range: Omnipresent within you

Standard Equipment: Himself

Intelligence: Smarter than Donkey Kong

Weaknesses: He has no weaknesses

Other
Notable Victories: All the fictional monkeys

Notable Losses: None