Crabwhale (Pre-Ascension)


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Summary
A salty n00b who felt VSBW was far too well-behaved and logical for his liking. Also, needed some place to put those damned Minecraf profiles.

Powers and Stats
Tier: Dunno, High 10-B I guess? | At least High Memetic, likely far higher

Name: Crabbius Crabborson Whaler the IV, the Skeletor Bastard, real name [ [ REDACTED ] ]

Origin: He-Man (oh and the Real World too I guess)

Gender: Take a guess

Age: Y E S

Classification: Skeleton-man, professional retard, Pepsi-enthusiast

Powers and Abilities: Above average physical characteristics, Above average intelligence (Surprising right?), Very Limited Martial Arts (Does bitch-basic boxing count?) | Profile creation, Photoshop mastery (to a certain extent), Thread Manipulation, Death Manipulation/Thread Decay (Accidentally corrupts every thread he is involved with into a jumble of dead memes and probably just a tad of autistic screeching), Limited Power Bestowal (Has given himself way too many fetishes over the years), Madness Manipulation (It never ends), Existential Mastery (Can devise long paragraphs that question the very nature of life, the Universe and everything), Limited Time Manipulation (Can easily hasten the wasting of his own lifetime by frequenting the Internet), Cringe Mastery

Attack Potency: Above Average Human Level...maybe (Is fitter than a lot of people twice his age) | At least High Memetic (Can casually unleash barrages of meme artillery and even create new ones), likely far higher (Is the creator of the Paradox threads, and as such, has given them a sizable portion of their cancerousness)

Speed: Average, though he'd like to think he's at least Athletic | At least Gotta Go Fest+ (Reacts regularly to Recent Activity with no difficulty, sharing his gloriously carcinogenic opinion on the majority of threads released since he joined)

Lifting Strength: Above Average Human [Has deadlifted 100 kg (or 220 lbs for you filthy Yanks)] | At least High Memetic (Took Shrek and his swamp and drooped them on a thread)

Striking Strength: Above Average Class i guess | At least High Memetic, likely far higher (His Deviantart artillery can easily achieve this sort of destructive potential)

Durability: Above Average (Even as a chubby kid, took footballs to the face with only minimal crying) | At least High Memetic (Easily tanked a full on Meme War with TheDarkSide587), likely far higher (Can look at Deviantart for extremely extended periods of time without even flinching)

Stamina: The furthest I've tried is 24 hours

Range: Punt range

Standard Equipment: His glasses, his laptop

Intelligence: Mild Genius (Although most of the time a jokester, can turn into a full blown existential nihilist in the right conditions and come up with near impossible logical conundrums just to torture himself), Omniscient via Recent Activity (Knows and sees all)

Weaknesses: Dabbing (will cause him to suffer an aneurysm, among other things), his own brain sometimes, the state of the world (just depresses me, man), can get banned if he's being a naughty boi, his mom telling him to go to sleep.

Others
Notable Victories:

TheDarkSide857 (Actually got him to stop posting memes for two seconds)

Soel404 (Grossed her the Hell out along with Eternal)

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches:

Eternal figure (Both were undeterred in the slightest by each-other's Deviantart cringe artillery)

T H O T S L A Y E R (Nether have truly demonstrated their true power yet) [[Category:HIGH MEMETIC TIER++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++]]