Respectable vs THE CHAZZ (Story Time)

The two pillars of reality stood at opposite ends of the arena. The Respectable Man, who was currently named Maxwell was rolling up his sleeves "Now then, let us have a fair, clean fight, old chap!" He said very respectably. The Chazz did not speak, for he was above speech, though it was clear the battle had begun. Maxwell bowed respectably "Please sir, take the first move." The Chazz yawned and strolled over to his "opponent". The Chazz calmly poked Maxwell, destroying the multiverse by accident. "Whoops." thought The Chazz, quickly restoring it. "Hmph." said Maxwell, straightening his tie "Destroying everything is most certainly not a gentlemanly move." this time, he returned the blow. A mighty blow that shook the universe with it's force. The Chazz did not react, after all, why would you react to nothing happening. But suddenly, Maxwell powered up even more, reaching his previously unseen potential. He rained down blows upon The Chazz, who stood there, not caring at all. AND THEN Maxwell powered up even more, to heights of respectability never before seen. He landed a blow to the side of The Chazz's head, who moved his head slightly to be polite. AND THEN MAXWELL POWERED UP EVEN FUCKING MORE, intending to land a blow upon The Chazz of tremendous power with his next punch. But The Chazz finally moved a single finger, to block the punch. Maxwell stepped back, before unleashing a flurry of blows upon The Chazz, all of which the latter blocked with that same finger. "Are you not going to fight back?" asked Maxwell "What point is there in a king fighting the fly that bites him?" replied The Chazz, a sign of respect, because he was talking to someone beneath him. "Tell me your name." continued The Chazz "For it is one that I will remember." "There are some who call me Maxwell." replied Maxwell. The Chazz nodded "Very well...Maxwell." and then he flicked him, erasing Maxwell from existence, nonexistence, nononexistence and yottanonexistence at once. The Chazz lingered for a moment, before leaving. It was time to spread the message of ' "Chazz it Up!" '