Tai Lopez

Summary
Here in my character profile. Just bought this new article on Joke Battles Wiki. Fun to go on it and stuff. But do you know what I like more than online things? KNAWLIGE! That's why I'm a lot more proud of these bookshelves that I needed to get installed than I am of all these powers and stats I have on this page.

Powers and Stats
Tier: Tiers are not the key to success. Just like (insert famous and successful guy) once said; "Worrying about tiers will only lead to tears..."

Name: My name is Tai Lopez. My website is http://www.tailopez.website

Origin: Those 4 minute unskippable ads you love so much.

Gender: Male

Age: 35

Classification: A living meme.

Powers and Abilities: I have the secrets to make you successful. All you have to do is give me your money at http://www.tailopez.website

Attack Potency: My destructive capability you ask? Well I can destroy all of your doubts and fears with my 21 step guide to happiness.

Speed: I can get you closer to success faster than you ever thought possible.

Lifting Strength: "Your spirits will be lifted up by Tai if you buy his program" - Satisfied Customer*

Striking Strength: I was able to strike down my debt and grow a mullti-million dollar business with the help of my mentors and I can do the same for you.

Durability: I endured a lot in my life. I wasn't always a profile on Joke Battles Wiki. I used to be penniless, living in a trailer and browsing Fictional Battle Omniverse. I was a sad soul. But not anymore thanks to the methods I can give you to start your business.

Stamina: Above average (I use a stand up desk at work.)

Range: I can drive all over the Hollywood Hills with my new Lamborghini.

Standard Equipment: A Lamborghini, over 2000 books, 5 mentors, 67 steps to success, plenty of fuel units and of course, KNAWLIGE.

Intelligence: Very high. I read a book a day.

Weaknesses: Adblock, pessimists, leaving my rental keys in the shot, people bringing up Elite Global Dating, Zillow.com.

Others
 Notable Victories: 

374,000 suckers...I mean optimists.

The Skip This Video button

The Law (Seriously, how did I not get arrested for Elite Global Dating?)

 Notable Losses: 

h3h3productions