Talk:Poorly Written SAT Essay/@comment-27123436-20171018213544/@comment-27123436-20171018215404

Here's mah version:
 * "My Homework? That's 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 math questions about the gravity of Jupiter if it was a tuesday morning with a discount on socks of different colors in Wal-Mart if Wal-Mart was fused with Chedraui post World War 69 in the year six billion thousand and the fact that the socks themselves evolved into super sentient beings very hard to kill due to discovering a way to regenerate Post High-Godly with a power level of over nine quintillions and an inter-galactic-inter-dimensional super duper spaceship death star with the power of the big bang in a marble in a battle of marbles the best of 3 wins against the dragon masters of mizizipi and the fact that Jupiter is actually green instead of orange and someone sent a fart in a box from a spaceship from 2016 that went way past the speed of light due to the power of the beans he ate in taco bell that powered his intestines with enough energy to time travel to the year -1 which actually created the big bang and caused a multiversal paradox were the only way to fix it was to make mondays after sundays which created vanilla flavored ice cream and also invented poop jokes as a side effect of the fart which caused the moon to go back 1/2 centimeters from earth every year until the year 20XX up until Donald Trump the 5th won against Mecha Hillary in the battle against the post neo moder netro north asia which fused with a good chunk of mars after the ayy lmao invasion after the aliens discovered memes about the number 2 which was also a side effect of the poop bang in the beginning." ~ Alex