One Roast Man

Summary
In the depths of Joke Battles history, a joke was (for the first time in forever) made. That joke was https://gyazo.com/6a80740ccb8494c4a1d858f1d96417e1. But that was internet years ago, And SD never continued his project of One Roast Man.

Until now.

Powers And Abilities
Name: One Roast Man. But your girl call him One Thrust Man.

Age: Late by a couple of months

Origin: Joke-Battles, The secret place with Half Life 3, the internet

Gender: Bald. And angry.

Classification: Roaster for fun

Powers And Abilities: One Pun- Roast kill, Coming extremely late, Fire Manipulation

Attack Potency: True Infinity (Can roast anyone to the point that Burn Heals and Pokemon Centers can't heal you. Just like they can't heal your face.)

Speed: Sub-Rel (Begins to roast the air upon re-entry to the Earth from being kicked by Lord Bro.)

Striking Strength: Class Hospital (Even his fists have roasting powers. Ever wonder why your girl called him One Thrust Man?)

Lifting Strength: Your nuts (Are smaller than atoms)

Durability: True-Infinity (You can't roast this!)

Range: Internet+ (After being roasted, no matter where you go, you can never hide from the humiliation.)

Intelligence: Omniscient (Knows every way to roast you and yes, he does know about your internet history)

Notable Techniques:


 * -Serious Roast: (You thought his normal roasts were bad? These make a ghost pepper in volcano's crack look like Absolute Zero)


 * -Loli-Annilator: Slaps a loli bitch (You know which one) like it was nothing

Note: I will upgrade this page eventually with some good roasts when Half Life 3 is announced. (No, seriously, hit me up when that happens, I will update this)

Other
Notable Roasts: