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Summary
Guitar Sackrider was made from IAmTheBreadMan32's bizarre mind. He fought DIO Brando and defeated him by simply making his sidekick, Juseph Joostor, say that he is a sackrider, and that made DIO Brando, the study vampire scared and he fainted, and he somehow died. All the zombified blehlele turned back to normal, and Guitar Sackrider became teh heero of teh omninomninominominomiverse. Sack is our hero, and HE CAN NEVA BE DEFETD!!1111one111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 NEVAAAA! HE CAN DEFET ALL OF DIS JUK BUTTLUS WIKI AND WIKIA AND THE INTERNET AND REALITY AN BEYOND!!!!!!! AND BEYOND THAT TOOOo!!!!! HE CAN ALSO DESTROY GOD, JESUS, HEAVEN, HELL, SATAN, EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 (Ok, you can stop now....)==Powers and Stats== Tier: It is vewy impossible to define the power of even `pwecent of the sack rider

Name: Guitar Sackrider

Origin: Breadverse Unlimited

Gender: Male

Age: 69

Classification: Sackrider

Powers and Abilities: NONE

Attack Potency: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the  USA  and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Speed: FASTUR THAN U

Lifting Strength: NOPE

Striking Strength: What the fuck did you just fucking say about my gear, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and I’ve won so many  PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a fuckton of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but just a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the fuck out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth  AND  Outland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over raid? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. You’re fucking pwn’d, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my secondary talent tree. Not only am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fire magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you little faggot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will shit Dragon’s Breath all over you and you will burn in it. You’re fucking pwn’d, faggot.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Durability: <span style="color:rgb(34,34,34);font-family:Helvetica,Arial,Verdana,sans-serif;font-size:12px;font-weight:normal;text-align:-webkit-center;">What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records, and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nikka. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re fucking dead, nikka. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re fucking dead, nikka.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Stamina: NOPE

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Range: NOPE

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Standard Equipment: NOPE

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Intelligence: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the  USA  and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Weaknesses: REALLLY serious when he's triggered, struggles to speak proper english and as I mean Undefinable, I mean in a bad way.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Notable Attacks/Techniques:

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">'''I'm a sackrider- Sack says that he is a sackrider and EVERYTHING, EVERYONE, EXISTENCE, AND NON-EXISTENCE EXPLODES! EVEN EXPLODES DIOS ROADROLLER!!!!!'''

Others
<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Notable Victories:

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">EVERYTHING!!!!1!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">YOU!!!!!!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">SKODWARDE!!!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">GOKU (EXAGGERATED)!!!!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">ALEXCAR3000!!!!!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">RYUKAMA!!!!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">N-ALEX!!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">SUPER SHENRON!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">CYBER-AA!!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">ASRIEL DREEMURR (EXAGGERATED)!!!!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">CHARA (TRASH TIER)!!!!!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Notable Losses: HELL NO LOLOLOLO

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Inconclusive Matches: HELL NO LOLOLOLO