IAmTheBreadMan32

 
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Summary
Now this is a story-jk

This is a random memelord named IAmTheBreadMan32 who recently went through some shiz wit memebola.

In West Interdelphia born and raised, Bread was raised in Minecrafttown, Kyle being his dad and Jessica being his parent. Kyle and Bread went on many adventures together, Kyle usually protecting him from a lot of things while Bread wrote down stuff, until Kyle suddenly got severe brain damage, which Bread took Kyle's place.

Bread was thrown around by alot of people, so he trained ninety days non-stop intensely, putting himself through many dangerous situations and eating dead memes. Then when he came back, he became one-punch man for about ten weeks until Squeaky Mc-Squeaker and his gang came along, which Bread trained a week non-stop except even more intensely, but just when he was about to beat up Squeaky, a science accident happened and only Bread, Bread's Mum, Jumpingagent4260, and Squeaky didn't turn into Creepers as they barely made it to the train.

Squeaky attempted throwing Bread off, but Jumping kicked him to the door, but Squeaky bounced off the door and nearly knocked off Jumping who attempted spin-dodging Squeaky but got knocked to the door instead, holding on to the door. Squeaky was about to kick Jumping off when Bread knocked Squeaky off, but Squeaky dragged Bread in, they both becoming Creepers.

Buutt, Bread luckily had a antidote, and quickly drank and chased the train, slowly turning back to normal, he eventually caught up, his family glad that he was safe. Everything was normal until he decided to watch a tournament. He challenged Natsuga, Bread easily being beaten. But Natsuga healed Bread, as they trained together and became friends. Then Bread challenged Natsuga to a rematch and Bread won.

Bread was a really hap guy and spent time with his famiru, until he got invited to JBW by Pingu (Breadverse Unlimited), seeming to know his past self, Lance (Breadverse Unlimited).

Bread wasn't obsessed with becoming the strongest, but the whole Infinite Spam derpity herpity herp herp infected him, giving him extreme amounts of Saltiness Syndrome. He eventually overcame it before Ransu came to Breadverse, and that's when his adventurez started.

He then had a bizzare adventure meeting new and awesome friends (ex. Alexcar3000, KingPin0422, Hit (Double Exaggerated), Anna Gella (JBW Version) and MaxwellFISH, also Aaron, Sans2345, TheHeroicFlash, and Cater546WAT)), and now here he is!

Powers and Stats
Key: Bread I Base Form I Heaven Ascension I Super Heaven Ascension Forms I SHA5 I SHA5WPO I SHA6 I SHA7 I SHA8 I SHA9 I SHA10 I SHAG I SHAO I Willpower Embodiment

Tier: Alematically Inapplicable (LV5), gets exponentially higher to Aleversally Impossible Levels each less-than-instant via Willpower and Hype I At least Alematically Inapplicable (LV5) I At the very least Alematically Inapplicable (LV5) I MAXED OUT LV5 I At least MAXED OUT LV5 I At the very least MAXED OUT LV5 I At the very, very least MAXED OUT LV5 I At "the very least" MAXED OUT LV5, surely far higher than before I Aleversal Infinity, gets exponentially higher each instant to an Aleversally Impossible Degree via Willpower and Hype, Higher, Higher, yet higher via Bread's WILLPOWER SOUL I Aleversal Trinity, gets exponentially higher each instant to an Aleversally Impossible Degree via Willpower and Hype, Higher, Higher, yet Higher via Bread's Willpower SOUL I ¿ 

Name: Lance, usually called Bread to avoid namesakes

Origin: Breadverse Unlimited

Gender: Apache

Age: 14, mentally 11, chronogically 514 (Spent 500 years in the Ultimate Hyperbolic Time Chamber, which 500 years = 0.00000001 of an planck instant in real time)

Classification: Random Stickman In The Internet

Powers and Abilities: Same as base, but lesser to an extent I Unknown Physical Characteristics/Durability Absolute Negation/Godly Meta-Combat/POWER/LV A B S O L U T E L Y A B S O L U T E G O D L Y Nilmmunity (Can compete with anyone in Physical Combat), Genji Healing/Ressurection (Can heal/ressurect people/himself no matter what as long as "they need healing"), Can fight as just a SOUL, Really Real Willpower GOD SOUL Trait (Fused with himself to finally be able to refer to himself as himself), Chi/Energy Manipulation (Mastery), Pata/Meta/Ultra/etc FIGHT, Can command/turn/attack skip, Absolute Nilmmunity to Every. Single. Thing, POS-KI (100), Can protecc (A lesser version of Pwotec), Time Manipulation (Mastery), "Cuz I Can", Regeneration Absolute Negation, Absolute Negation Negation, Durability GOD Negation (Will be able to DAMAGE the opponent like normal no matter what, however there's only one exception), WILLPOWER/Willpower (Can do anything if he really wanted to, he also draws WILL and converts it to POWER from his SOUl because he's hilarious and original), Flight, Infiniteth-Less-Than-Split-Instant Regeneration (Total), Infiniteth-Less-Than-Split-Instant Inner-Conceptual Regeneration (Total), Inner Conceptual Survivability (Total, Inner-Concepts will always stay no matter what), Conceptual Bullshitting/Bullshitting Shenanigans/Conceptual Shenanigans/Bullshitting Bullshitting/Shenanigans (Mastery), Stealth Mastery, LIFE/WILL TO LIVE (10, just gained this after gaining somewhat of a point to live), Senkai (The harder the beatdown, the more the POWER, kinda like Aleversally Enhanced Damage Empowerment), Unlimited HIT Meter (Anyone with POWER below him will always get hit), Unlimited MISS Meter (People with POWER below him will always miss him or have no effect), SYSTEM Manipulation (Mastery), Maxed Out System Ignore/Block (Mastery, created), Master of all 708 NOOT NOOT Styles, Godly H2H Combatant + many many more (Can use anything to win the battle)

Height: 3'4-5'5 as Creeper, 4' in debut, 4'2 in Late Skodwarde Era/Alex Era, 5'9 currently

Attack Potency: Alematically Inapplicable (LV5), gets exponentially higher to Aleversally Impossible Levels each less-than-instant via Willpower and Hype I At least Alematically Inapplicable (LV5) I At the very least Alematically Inapplicable (LV5) I MAXED OUT LV5 I At least MAXED OUT LV5 I At the very least MAXED OUT LV5 I At the very, very least MAXED OUT LV5 I At "the very least" MAXED OUT LV5, surely far higher than before I Aleversal Infinity, gets exponentially higher each instant to an Aleversally Impossible Degree via Willpower and Hype, Higher, Higher, yet higher via Bread's WILLPOWER SOUL I Aleversal Trinity, gets exponentially higher each instant to an Aleversally Impossible Degree via Willpower and Hype, Higher, Higher, yet Higher via Bread's Willpower SOUL I ¿

Speed: Inapplicably High (You cannot gr-

Lifting Strength: Unknown (Mainly doesn't lift)

Striking Strength: Alematically Inapplicable (LV5), gets exponentially higher to Aleversally Impossible Levels each less-than-instant via Willpower and Hype I At least Alematically Inapplicable (LV5) I At the very least Alematically Inapplicable (LV5) I MAXED OUT LV5 I At least MAXED OUT LV5 I At the very least MAXED OUT LV5 I At the very, very least MAXED OUT LV5 I At "the very least" MAXED OUT LV5, surely far higher than before I Aleversal Infinity, gets exponentially higher each instant to an Aleversally Impossible Degree via Willpower and Hype, Higher, Higher, yet higher via Bread's WILLPOWER SOUL I Aleversal Trinity, gets exponentially higher each instant to an Aleversally Impossible Degree via Willpower and Hype, Higher, Higher, yet Higher via Bread's Willpower SOUL

Durability: ¿

Stamina: ¿¿¿

Range: Unknown

Standard Equipment: Unknown

Intelligence: Average in terms of not-fighting, however lacks common sense and tends to forget alot, Extremely High in terms of meme-ing and fighting (Is really good at make spicy memes for Kekistani Refugees, however is also really good at SPARS and FIGHTS)

Weaknesses: Suffers head pain occasionally and coughs blud every time he wakes up due to working too hard, SHAG and SHAO leave Bread unable to fight for a day after twenty minutes despite not being crippled due to exhaustion

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Normal
Upgraded Shitpost Blazer: The upgraded version of Shitpost Blazer. Bread creates a massive endless hurricane of shitposts and memeposts, each bouncing back and forth. They start off as strong and fast as the opponent, but if the opponent tries to go faster, the shitposts and memeposts will go faster than the opponent, and if the opponent tries to upgrade themselves to outlast the hurricane of shitposts, these will become [MEMETIC-SPAM]^[MEMETIC-SPAM] stronger AND faster than before. Bread can also stack this technique's STATS on itself or spam it as much as he wants unlike his other techniques.

Heaven Ascension: Bread transforms into Heaven Ascension, alefinitely enhancing all of his STATS/DATA/CODE by a 0.9/11th of a whole Alefinite Spam. Unlike before, Bread has already got all of his abilities from SHA1 to SHA6 (Which are mostly the only stuff that gives Bread abilities until SHAGOD, and also because the creator of this page is too lazy to go verbose, so this will mostly just explain upgrades)


 * SHA1: 1/11 of an Endless Alefinite Spam
 * SHA2: 2/11 of an Endless Alefinite Spam
 * SHA3: 3/11 of an Endless Alefinite Spam
 * SHA4: 4/11 of an Endless Alefinite Spam
 * SHA5: 5/11 of an Endless Alefinite Spam
 * SHA6: 6/11 of an Endless Alefinite Spam
 * Illuminati Sooper Heaven Ascension 6: 6.5/11 of an Endless Alefinite Spam + Speed that transcends normal scaling + Anti-Immunity/Durability Attacks/Techniques (Bread got this after attempting to transform into SHA7 during the end of E.Q.A.O, or Evil Questions Attacking Ontario)
 * TrIgGerD SHA (yeah): 6.9/11 of an Endless Alefinite Spam

Meme Blast: Bread shoots a blast filled with Memes that immediately zips to the opponent or target after blasting it. Getting hit by it will drain the opponents Durability and bypass the "noimnotdamaged" stuff THEN damage them, leaving the opponent more open for an attack. It is known to be a very small quarter of the "Jokebattlesversal Spirit Bomb".

Genki-Damnit:  An incomplete version of the Jokebattlesversal Spirit Bomb, Bread absorbs all the dreams and memes of the omniverse and combines it into a REAALLY hUgE ball. It's strong enough to deny gravity and logic and pull almost everything to it. The effectiveness of this attack is pretty strong, as it was able to defeat Cars, who was the strongest character in Breadverse while there was no Judgement God active, but to be exact, it's half of the Jokebattlesversal Spirit Bomb.

 Jokebattlesversal Spirit Bomb: IAmTheBreadMan32 gathers all of the hopes and memes throughout Wikia  + Peep's energy if they decide to donate and then throws it at the opponent. It pulls literally everything including the opponent torwards the attack, and can move during stopped/deleted _________. No matter how fast or strong the opponent is, it'll adapt to be one step further than the opponent so it'll have an absolute chance of hitting. The ingredients of this Spirit Bomb is an Alefinite amount of Genki-Damnits, Meme Blasts, and Hopes and Memes.

Kamehameha Drill: IAmTheBreadMan32 shoots a kamehameha, but it suddenly turns into a drill that drills through anything. (Example: Reality, Attacks/Techniques (Except other equal drills), STATS/DATA/CODE/BITS, Inner-Concepts, Stopped _____, etc.), since he thought it was plain, here are some variations which is pretty much different colours.

*Galick Drill

*Jokebattlesversal Spirit Drill (Used before but sealed away)

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">*Beam Drill

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Kylo-Ren: IAmTheBreadMan32's version of Kaioken, the multipliers pretty much just go by infinite spams now. The actual perk to the new version is being able to block out KILLING INTENT/Any type of Manipulations that manipulate any of the user's STATS/DATA/CODE/Inner-Concepts/etc, for just a minute.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Meteor Combination- 'One of Bread's last resorts, Bread teleports in front of them and quickly elbows the opponent away before hitting them with a powerful barrage of kicks and punches, ending with a large and heavy punch to the gut. He does some more kicks and punches if the opponent still isn't paralyzed and then he makes distance and fires an Instant Kamehameha, teleporting in front of them and firing it. Before coming up with teleporting in front of the opponent, it almost never worked as the opponents could just teleport away.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> Destructo Disk- Bread throws a huge energy disc. It is said to cut through anything, but it can be thrown back like a frisbee.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Verbose- The fourteen but mentally eleven year old named by his parents "Lance", who is now Bread due to making the decision to move bodies, proceeds to speak in a very lengthy way lengthening words to very not unknown heights of intense and extreme amounts of very long verbosity, which in fact, can create just one single sentence to very enormous and uneeded chitchat. This verbosity has shown to be very effective when decided to be used by it's creator, as this technique's explaination is really alleged to be a single pronouncement.

Terry Fist- Bread's version of Dragon Fist, launching himself at a massive speed making a two straight fists, which then manifests in the form of a huge Terry Crews head, and then it noms on the opponent, and explodes as Bread actually just burst through. This is Bread's finisher. It bypasses every quality or action of the opponent (such as blocking would result in a failed attempt, or trying to hit him during the technique would result in hitting nothing and Bread just hits you in whatever he can find open to attack), just in case the opponent attempts to stop it without dodging.

The damage and effectiveness is increased the more hype and willpower he has.

Old Spice Hammer- An combination of the Jokebattlesversal Spirit Kamehameha and the Terry Fist, Bread launches the Jokebattlesversal Spirit Kamehameha, then quickly flies through the beam and hits the opponent with Terry Fist, ending with an massive triple explosion which sounds like Terry's Yelling.

Super Jokebattlesversal Kamehameha: An upgraded version of the Jokebattlesversal Kamehameha, Bread charges a bigger version and fires it, quickly skipping the charge time and the time for it to hit, automatically hitting the opponent.

The power of this attack is powerful enough to severly damage to one shot all of the target's STATS/DATA/BITS/CODE/Inner-Concepts, and taking away their lines of existence.

Terry Fist: ORA Zone: Bread jumps at the opponent and seems to do a normie terry fist, but when he extends his arms, A BUNCH of them come out of nowhere and start hitting the opponent without hitting while hitting, and it raises in POWER and SPEED each time, and then soon the opponent is getting hit a massive amount of times with a bunch of terry fists.

The effectiveness of this attack hits all the pressure points, STATTS, DATA, CODE, BITSS, Lines of Existence, POWER, ALL of the WILLS (Even the WILL Smith, the core of the wills simply attack everything untill there's nothing of it left)

Roller Coster Over Heaven: Bread stops reality, then gets a roller coaster, flies and falls on the opponent with the roadcoaster, then punches it until it explodes time, continuing it. It's also an endless amount of road coaster crashing.

The Laggiest Punch: Bread punches the opponent and misses or is too far to punch, but suddenly, the opponent finds them getting rapidly hit in their weak points even if they don't have a weak point. Doing more would only make it worse. He usually uses this in conjuction with Homework Slayer in order to make this move more effective. This is useful while using this in Super Reality Stop in case you need to get alot of attacks in in 10 seconds.

Randumb Techniques: Bread actually learned these techniques from another memes in order to help him in battle. He has no idea why he has these in his higher forms, but whatever. He has:

Mine- Bread claims everrrything. He even owns what you own if you monologue alot. Banana Peel- Bread gets a Banana Peel and throws it at you while you're running him, making you slip into an infinite amount of slipping. Bread mostly uses this because it's most useful.
 * Net- Bread throws a net at you along with a bananna peel under it, so you slip and fall everytime inside the net.


 * Seed- Bread plants a Monster Tree that will fight for him, it's statistics is AWSM-MAX, and he can plant an infinite amount of these. Unsurprisingly, these trees only rely on raw power. Let it Grow!

Ear Rape Headphones- Bread puts a song that you hate into the headphones, makes it as bass boosty and ear rapey as possible, then puts it on you and plays it for 10 hours. You cannot take this off unless you say "The Magic Word". He mostly uses Crawling in my Crawl Ascended Ear Rape, but he may at times use The Pillar Men Bass Boosted.

Chum Chum Getinmybedrum (Not what you think it is): Bread gets a bed and smashes it on you. Surprisingly there was a hole on it, and that hole leaded to the void. Also you hear lots of JB Music in the void. Buh Bye!

Shooting Stars- Bread trips the opponent and the opponent suddenly falls into an endless fall of falling, like the bottomless pit. Willpower- Bread mostly uses Willpower to make it into energy so it can be very stronk. The more motivated/hype he gets, the more willpower he has. The more willpower he has, the more powerful he is and he can tank even more attacks! The willpower also instantly regenerates along with every irreversible/reversable damage done to his body. As Willpower Absorption/Immunity can help against Bread's attacks, too much can make you explode. Bread can also do anything with Willpower, like copy the opponent's attacks that he normally cannot copy, or tank the blows of people WAAAY above him.

Maximum Kaioken Heaven Ascension- Bread combines Maximum Kaioken and Heaven Ascension. Besides the fact that he's way faster and stronker, he doesn't get any handicaps or damage for about six seconds.

Willpower Overdrive- Bread overdrives his willpower and absorbs it ALL into him, making a huge explosion and making him extremely stronk. Bread came up with this after being butthurt about losing to someone not in Breadverse. This enhances all his status/powers/techniques to the maximum point achievable by anyone. (Super Reality Stop being Infinite, No Limitz to form time, etc.). He can also come up with new (but temporary) powerful techniques.

Dancing Carlton- Look at those sweet moves.

System Block- A further stronger version of System Ignore, Bread can block Powers/Techniques/Attacks with ease, even if they can't be blocked, as this works like an antivirus. He also uses it to do the things that are impossible for him to do. He can use this to deflect anything that has an broken amount of brokenennenenenenenenenenenenneneneness. Since we don't have much info yet, we dunno how powerful this is.

(These are just examples, as he actually has AlOT of AttAckS)

West-Styled
Its High Noon: Watcha Say: Used during Western Showdown's, Bread does a quick shot to the opponent, but instead of a revolver, it's actually a pistol. The attack's speed is as quick as a flash (Flash being faster than zip and zip being faster than tping), it somehow turns omni-directional, and once hit, there are two types of this.

Safety Mode: The opponent gets healed and upgraded drastically, but their weapon of choice/attack dissapears as they trip on a banana peel.

A G G R E S S I V E: Once the bullet hits the opponent, the opponent's actually important STATS/DATA/CODE/BITS/Inner-Concepts/Characteristics gets taken away, is 2x powerful than SHA6 Bread, makes 832642398468326432784532785743274572537457325784582354327 gallons of blood and important stuff outta le body as the opponent violently explodes and implodes, and the bullets keep hitting the opponent until the opponent passes out.

Bread prefers not to use this.

XxMLG 420 Blaze it 360 fastshotxX: Bread does a 360 noscope except with a revolver. The speed goes faster than a flash, but its 10x weaker than the previous attack. If the shot hits, mone and doritos floods the world as MLG stuff happens.

Lasso Of Truth: Bread stole this from Wonder Woman to complete the style.

JoJo Style
The ORAORAORAORAORA Zone: A technique that defeated [ T H E U N I V E R S E ], an Alematically Inapplicable (LV2) stand, Homework Slayer equalizes his strength with the opponent and starts ORAORAORAORAORAing, but except it doesnt have to, but as the opponent dodges, the ORAORAORAORA's gets faster, faster, and faster as more ORAROARAROAROAROAORA's spawn, as soon a crapton of invisible ORAOARARAOROARORA's hit the opponent and doesnt stop until the opponent gives up.

Bread can do this too, except it's power and speed is now LV5 :3

Your Next Line Is: Bread predicts your next line. He gets this 40% of the time.

Bubble Launcher: Bread blows bubbles that blow up. If he wants to play it safe he traps the opponent in a unbreakable bubble.

Da Rude Sandstorm

Others
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<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Notable Losses:

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;">Inconclusive Matches:

Holyhotsauce (In a hugpet match, Holyhotsauce outpethugged him, but Bread kept going. Eventually they just stopped lol) [[Category:E]] [[Category:G]] [[Category:O]] [[Category:R]] [[Category:Y]]

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