Sir Weakling

too pathetic to even have a picture lolololololol

Summary
hi im sir weak-(dies)

Powers and Stats
Tier: Below 💩 Tier, likely Infinitely Below The Concept of Tiers

Name: Sir Weakling

Origin: Too pathetic to even have an origin

Gender: Unknown

Age: 420

Classification: The bitch to everyone's pimp, the lowest one that is. Infinitely weakest of the sirs.

Powers and Abilities: The only thing it is good at is failing, losing, not winning, not triumphing, and gaining defeats.

Attack Potency: Absolutely Infinitely below None and the concept of Attack Potency

Speed: Infinitely below None (Literally is slower than none) and the concept of Speed

Lifting Strength: Can't even lift anything, so probably infinitely below the concept of Lifting Strength and None

Striking Strength: Infinitely below the concept of Striking Strength and None

Durability: Infinitely below the Concept of Durability and None

Stamina: Infinitely Below None and the concept of Endurance

Range: Absolutely and infinitely below None

Standard Equipment: NOTHING

Intelligence: Below the concept of Intelligence, Smarts, and how to pass an SAT

Weaknesses: ANYTHING, EVERYTHING, AND EVERYTHING BEYOND THAT EVERYTHING. JUST BEING NEAR IT CAN KILL IT!

 Notable Victories  (Has no idea what a victory is, plus, do you think this guy deserves any wins?)

Notable Defeats

Master Chief (Utter Curbstomp)

Arthur Square (Bolostomp)

Monarch of Pointland (Xeeleestomp)

King of Lineland (Godstomp)

Goku (Curbstomp)

Vegeta (Stomp)

Beerus (Stomp)

Whis (Stomp)

Sasuke (Stomp)

Ichigo (Stomp)

Samus Aran (Utter Curbstomp)

You (Stomp)

Themself (Stomp)

Everyone Else (Stomp)

The Toilet (Stomp)

Paper (Stomp)

Computer (Stomp)

Gabe Newell (Stomp)

4Chan Shrek (Stomp)

Luigi (Stomp)

Mario (Stomp)

A Gust of Wind (Stomp)

Pinkie Finger (Stomp)

Patrick Star (Stomp)

The Dirt (Stomp)

Dan Hibiki (Stomp)

Hercule Satan (Stomp)

Robert Edward O. Speedwagon (Stomp)

Goomba (Stomp)

Stormtrooper (Canon) (Overkill)

Yamcha (Stomp)

Weegee (Stomp)

Justin Beaver (Stomp)

Justin Bieber (Stomp)

Bad Movies (Stomp)

Buggy D. Clown (Stomp)

God Usopp (Stomp)

Mr. Popo (Stomp)

Kami (Stomp)

Saitama (Stomp)

Waweegee (Stomp)

Walleo (Curbstomp)

Malleo (Utter Overkill)

Rosalina (Stomp)

STTGL (Overkill)

TTGL (Overkill)

Anti-Spiral (Overkill)

Elder God Demonbane (Stomp)

Featherine Augustus Aurora (Stomp)

The One Below All (Stomp)

Bad Luck Brian (Stomp)

Naruto Uzumaki (Downplayed) (Stomp)

Draws