Board Thread:Concerns/@comment-35000429-20190324191315/@comment-29830913-20190408004340

-->Someone decided to make a Dora live action movie. Wow... it's like someone had a list of franchises to make live action adaptations, and chosed outside that list. -->Description has an emoji. Ehhh... -->Dora is a teenager. Neutral about this. I'm already familiar with the concept -->Boots is a CGI monkey that looks fake as shit and doesn't talk. Pfff... -->Dora goes to highschool. Pffffff... -->Has a lot of potential weapons in her bag. Heh... -->Dora has a FUCKING KNIFE! Okay, this movie is OBVIOSLY being made bad on propouse. I actually want to go to the cinema, pay for it, and then laugh at how bad it is.

But let's keep watching. --->Terminator reference. HEY LOOK: IT'S A TEMINATOR REFERENCE. -->Catchy Pop songs. The ironic vaule in this movie keeps raising. Does it have a limit? -->Dora didn't say a single word in spanish during the whole trailer. Fuck it, this is the biggest ironic masterpiece ever.

Call me crazy all you want, B u T i W a N t T o W a T c H i T.