Lanky Kong, Dark God of Torment

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Tier: At least 3-A, likey much higher

Name: Lanky Kong the Dark God of Torment

Origin: YouTube

Gender: He

Age: Infinite (and by infinite I mean the same age as Donkey Kong 64)

Classification: Lanky Kong, Dark God of Torment, He, Vanquisher of Hopes and Dreams, Fucking Twisted, Lanky God

Powers and Abilities: Omnipotence, Psychic screaming, able to locate victims despite having no eyes (likely psychokinetic echolocation via psychic screams, can create tears in our reality, nightmare manipulation (probably, I guess)

Attack Potency: At least Universe level (the power of single pieces of his own personal hell is high enough to tear holes into the fabric of our reality through which to enter

Speed: Unknown, likely Infinite or higher (it is stated that God cannot save you from Lanky, wouldn't be the case if God could speedblitz Lanky)

Lifting Strength: At least Infinite, likely much higher (can carry the weight of his own personal hell)

Striking Strength: Unknown, likely at least Universal (should be able to slap Papa's ass around)

Durability: At least Universe+ (it is stated that "God cannot save you")

Stamina: He can do a handstand when he wants to

Range: IDEK, he could probably quickscope you from the other end of the universe, his arms probably have the same range as Roadhog's hook (infinite)

Standard Equipment: His own personal hell

Intelligence: Probably omniscient, I guess. I mean, he was able to ascend beyond God.

Weaknesses: He has no style, he has no grace, this Kong has a funny face (which happens to be missing eyes and a mouth).

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Psychic Scream: He has no mouth and he wants to scream, so he just screams using his hellish Professor X powers.

Reality Tear: Everywhere Lanky God goes, pieces of his own personal hell follow, bleeding and tearing their way into our reality

Others
Notable Victories:

God

Probably killed his entire family

Milo Yiannopoulos (Milo's penchant for body-shaming made Lanky feel self-conscious, so he killed him)

Notable Losses:

Kek

Ben Carson

Micolash (2woke4he)

Inconclusive Matches:

His own personal hell

Pepe the Frog