Chuck Norris (Meme Edition)

"There is no finish line, when you reach one goal, find a new one"
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- Chuck Norris

Summary
Carlos Ray Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. After serving in the United States Air Force, he competed as a martial artist who won many championships, and has since founded his own school of fighting, Chun Kuk Do. Norris is also a black belt in Brazilian jiu jitsu and Judo.[3]

Norris appeared in a number of action films, such as Way of the Dragon, in which he starred alongside Bruce Lee, Good Guys Wear Black, The Octagon, Lone Wolf McQuade, Code of Silence, the Missing in Action trilogy, and The Delta Force. He was The Cannon Group's leading star in the 1980s.[4][5]

He played the title role in the television series Walker, Texas Ranger from 1993 until 2001.

Since 1997, he and model Christie Brinkley have been the main spokespersons for the Total Gym infomercials.

Norris has written several books, with subject matter varying from martial arts, exercise, philosophy, politics, Christian religion, western novels, to biography. He was twice a New York Times best-selling author, firstly was with his book on his personal philosophy of positive force and the psychology of self-improvement based on personal anecdotes called The Secret of Inner Strength: My Story(1988). His second New York Times Best Seller, Black Belt Patriotism: How to Reawaken America (2008), was about his critique on current issues in the USA. He also writes a column for the conservative website WorldNetDaily.[6]

In 2005, Norris became an internet star with the comical Chuck Norris facts, which documents fictional and often absurd feats associated with him. With this new found popularity he was hired to endorse many products that incorporated Chuck Norris facts in their commercials. This phenomenon also spanned six books, two of them New York Times Best Sellers, and two video games.

Powers and Stats
Tier: Eternal Meme (Here is a a list of facts that justify his Tier)

Name: Chuck Norris

Origin: Chuck Norris facts

Gender: Meme

Age: in his 70s

Classification:

Powers and Abilities: Can tell the future what to do, his tears can cure cancer (too bad he never cries), Force Powers (Via being The Force)

Attack Potency: Reaching levels of absurdity that even the gods themselves don't understand (Caused death to have a Near-Chuck Norris experience simply by existing, killed Santa Clause, Snek died only two days after biting him, capable of defeating himself, far superior to Godzilla and King Kong, threatened to roundhouse kicked the aging process, possibly stronger than Hitler)

Speed: All of the speed in existence isn't even equal to -∞ of his true speed (Can punch the back of his head)

Lifting Strength: Can literally lift anything

Striking Strength: Unbelievably ludicrous (Scientists estimate that a single Chock Norris Roundhouse Kick would be enough to destroy a Megamultiomnihyperbox, destroyed 400 German tanks with his fists in WWII)

Durability: ∞% Invincible by any and all means, even if you traveled back in time to kill his parents, he would still be alive when you returned to the present (Stepped on a Lego, which caused the Lego to cry, uses this for Toilet Paper)

Stamina: Eternal (His meme will probably never die)

Range: All across the internet and beyond (Just kidding, Chuck Norris can't hit anything outside of his house, if he was really all powerful, he would come right up behind me a smash my face into my key boarvgyujmttnytktntvbgvtrbgtg5tbgvjimnju7ybn)

Standard Equipment: AK-47's

Intelligence: Never wrong about anything ever, and if he is wrong, he will automatically become right

Whats that you where talking about?

Notable Attacks/Techniques:
 * Secret Fist: Chuck punches you with the secret fist he has hidden in his beard
 * Roundhouse Kick: Its literally the strongest move ever, if another move becomes stronger than it, that move will intentionally make itself weaker as to not piss off Chuck Norris

Others
Notable Victories:

The One Above All

The Presence

Kami Tenchi

Azathoth

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches: