DIO Brando (Wanked)

Summary
You expected an another Jotaro page, but it was me DIO.

Powers and Stats
Tier: High 7-A | 6-C | 6-B, 5-B | 4-A | 2-C | 0 | Memetic, likely Ocean Tier

Name: Dio Brando, DIO, I DIO, Shadow DIO, God Dio, Heaven Dio

Origin: JoJo's bizzare adventure

Gender: Male and Female

Age: Unknown, likely beyond infinite

Classification: God, Deity, Stand user, Uber-Vampire, Rich badass, Thief of Jonathan first kiss

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Strength, Speed, Durability, Agility, Enhanced Senses, Time Stop (Lasts forever), Vampirism (sucks blood and kills the opponent through his hands), can shoot liquid beams from his eyes that can cut through steel, can walk on walls/ceilings, can spy on people from across the world using psychic powers, can freeze organic tissue on contact, can transform humans and other creatures into zombie/vampire servants, can implant spores in people to control them, said spores will attempt to kill or possess anyone who tries to remove them, has clairvoyant/psychic powers, Selective Intangibility, can cast Lightning Bolts, teleportation, Regeneration (At least High-Godly+, Can heal any injuries instantly), Immortality (All the types), Mind Control, Time Travel (can also sends others through different time paradoxes), Soul Manipulation (can steal souls and make them his sex slaves), Reality Overwrite (allows DIO to overwrite people and things out of existence in any timeline as well as nullifying any existing attacks), can resurrect the dead, dimensional travel, unbreakable will, dimension creation, Reality warping, Flight, Meme manipulation, Auto-Insta Resurrection, Shapeshifting and possess all the existing stands.

Attack Potency: Large Mountain level (Stomped Jonathan) | Island level (Raped Kakyoin, terrorized Joseph and Abdul, surprised Holhorse) | Country level (Knifed Jotaro), Planet level with Jotaro blood | Multi Solar System level (Can absorb the likes of Ronald McDonald) | Multi Universe level (Warped multiple universes and dunked Funny Valentine) | WRYYY Infinity | Standu Memetic, likely KONO DIO DA Oceanic

Speed: Massively FTL | Massively FTL+ | Infinite Speed | Immeasurable | Irrelevant | Vampire Infinity | MUDA MUDA MUDA Oceanic

Lifting Strength: Class 100 | Class 500 | Infinite Class | Immeasurable Class | Irrelevant Class | Infinity Class | Steamroller Oceanic (Can casually lift all the existences)

Striking Strength: Class PJ | Class EJ | Class ZJ, Class XJ with Jotaro blood | Multi Solar System Class | Multi Universal | Charisma Infinity | Laser Oceanic (His eye laser can destroy every existences)

Durability: Large Mountain level | Island level | Planet level (Took Jotaro punches) | Multi Solar System level | Multi Universe level | DIO Infinity | 7 ups Oceanic

Stamina: Infinite

Range: Everywhere

Standard Equipment: The World, knifes, steam rollers, a gay priest

Intelligence: Knows everything

Weaknesses: DIO has no weaknesses

Part 1 DIO:
Kono Dio Da: Dio Brando steals your first kiss and laugh at you. How many breads you eaten in your life: Dio gently asks you how many bread you ate in your life. Muda Muda Muda: Self-explinatory

Part 3 DIO
Minions: DIO summons all of his minions (Including a blind man, a vanilla ice cream and a gay priest)

You are watching this page aren't you: DIO noticed you are watching his page

7 Ups: DIO smiles and kills all the creature on the planet Za Warudo Combo: His famous deadly combo

Wryyyy: His victory scream

Part Eyes of Heaven
Za Warudo Over Heaven: Heaven DIO warps all the universes to nothing

Magic Bolts: Heaven DIO summons a thunderstorm

Last chance: Heaven DIO releases purple smoke and possesses the opponent mind

Key: Young DIO | Shadow DIO | Fuku DIO | Golden Shadow DIO | Heaven DIO | God Dio | Memetic DIO

Others
Notable Victories:

Jonathan

Random pedestrians and Wally

Kakyoin, Polnareff and Joseph

Jotaro Kujo

Saitama

Superman

Goku

Naruto

Yugi

Donald Trump

Sakuya Izayoi

Yang

Link

Cloud

Dante

Elfen Lied verse

Aladdin

A random woman

All the fictional vampires (Alucard, Vincent and etc.)

Notable Losses: I Dio, can confirm that no one can touch me

Inconclusive Matches: Chuck Norris (In a chess game)