User blog:FanofRPGs/The ultimate bestest story ever!?

It was approximately 3:16:24 am in mexico city, mexico. Xenrathrotraportzaptrosnaclia realized the time and uses his Aultrus Numus Spedius to get to this job in -3 planck times. So fast the barriers of time broke. He met his boss, Chuluzaclitsolpixymistermaxyperklaxonickleinertaxerxeselestial. Chuluzaclitsolpixymistermaxyperklaxonickleinertaxerxeselestial said, “It is time too fight me!” And he jumped higher than high in the 6.3rd dimensional manifold of existence. Xenrathrotraportzaptrosnaclia was ready though, and he used his Super Ultra Ultimus Sanctus Universum Exterminatore. With the Super Ultra Ultimus Sanctus Universum Exterminatore he unleashed  infinite bolts of energy that go at infinite speed to  Chuluzaclitsolpixymistermaxyperklaxonickleinertaxerxeselestia and attached to  Chuluzaclitsolpixymistermaxyperklaxonickleinertaxerxeselestia. Chuluzaclitsolpixymistermaxyperklaxonickleinertaxerxeselestia must become infinite dimensional in exactly .0000000000000000000000000000000001 planck seconds or he is teleported into infinite big bangs and never exists. If he does become infinite dimensional, he dies and has to restart his life, but if he does not kill Xenrathrotraportzaptrosnaclia in the next femtosecond after he is reborn, the entire infinite dimensional hyperverse collapses and he has to pay 16000 dollars. But before that, the concept of money is erased. And if he cannot pay 16000 dollars. He loses all 5 of his senses, any dimension he has, his mind and soul, and every ability he has. Xenrathrotraportzaptrosnaclia then became dimensionless, acausal, omniscient, and omnipresent after all of this happened in -10000 planck yoctoseconds.