Supreme Lord Surasshu



Adam Richard Sandler (born September 9, 1966[3]) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, film producer, and musician. After becoming a Saturday Night Live cast member, Sandler went on to star in many Hollywood feature films that combined have grossed over $2 billion at the box office.[4] He is best known for his comedic roles, such as in the films Billy Madison (1995), the sports comedies Happy Gilmore (1996) and The Waterboy (1998), the romantic comedy The Wedding Singer (1998), Big Daddy (1999), and Mr. Deeds (2002), and voicing Dracula in Hotel Transylvania (2012) and Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015). Several of his movies, most notably the widely panned Jack and Jill, have gained harsh criticism, culminating in a shared second place in the number of Raspberry Awards (3) and Raspberry Award nominations (11), in both cases second only to Sylvester Stallone. He has ventured into more dramatic territory with his roles in Punch-Drunk Love (2002), Spanglish (2004), Reign Over Me (2007), Funny People (2009) and The Meyerowitz Stories (2017).

Sandler has released five comedy albums in his career. They're All Gonna Laugh at You! (1993) and What the Hell Happened to Me? (1996) are both certified double-platinum. In 1999, Sandler founded Happy Madison Productions.

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Tier: -10000000000000

Name: Supreme Lord Surasshu

Origin: Mama's Vagina

Age: Older than Jesus

Gender: ALL OF THEM

Classification: Azathoth's Hairy Dick

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Immortality (Type 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10), Regeneration (True Godly), Acausality, Time Paradox Immunity, Universal Lordship, Reality Warping (High-Level), Existance Erasure, Nonexistance Erasure, every single other ability in existance because he's omnipotent

Attack Potency: Largely True Infinity++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ (Can strike with infinite strength and needs a lot of pluses because he's the god of everything)

Speed: Faster Than the Meaning of Fast+++++++++++++++++++++++++++ (SUPER SONIC STYLE)

Lifting Strength: Expensive as Fuck

Striking Strength: Higher Than the Highest of the Higher Highness of the Meaning of High+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Durability: Can survive watching The Emoji Movie

Stamina: FUCK STAMINA, HE DOESN'T NEED IT

Range: tell stop if do not ban

Standard Equipment: Azathoth, TOAA

Intelligence: Smarter than a Goomba

Weaknesses: Nothing

Others
Notable Victories: Everyone

Notable Losses: Nobody

Inconclusive: Down Syndrome