Kirby Black (ScrewAttack)

Summary
In a glorious society where the Dragon Ball series has finally concluded, and DC comics are the #1 form of entertainment across the internet, a darkness approaches. Something in the past shifting that might change things. As the Trunks Saga emerged, a whole new realm of possibilities for feats sprouted. Someone had to stop it. And thus Kirby Black was born. A top-kekworthy parody that will be soon to stick it to those salty, easily offended fanboys that Dragon Ball will never defeat Superman. No matter how much better their feats are.

Powers and Stats
Tier: Unknown. Possibly Ocean

Name: Kirby Black

Origin: Dragon Ball Super

Gender: Presumably female

Age: Few hours (bit still long enough for it to go viral)

Classification: Death. Destroyer of Universes (you know which ones we're talking about)

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman physical characteristics, hype manipulation, salt creation, fire and warfare manipulation, water manipulation, elemental manipulation (is comedy gold), type 8 immortality

Attack Potency: Unknown. Possibly Ocean (Implied to be able to take on Superman. Or at least put up somewhat of a fight. However given that powerscaling is bullshit this may not mean anything)

Speed: Got fanboys salty faster than Goku can run Snake Way

Lifting Strength: Unknown, but whatever it is will likely determine the fight

Striking Strength: Hit right below the belt

Durability: Unknown. However immortality and regen makes him impossible to kill (As long as there are people out there to get offended, he will always maintain relevance)

Stamina: How ever long it takes before Wiz removes the tweet

Range: Planetary (no matter where a DB fanboy lived, they got butthurt when they saw it)

Standard Equipment: Meme material, 40 keks, controversy

Intelligence: Expert at pissing people off

Weaknesses: Low resolution, people simply ignoring it and moving on with their lives

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Notable Victories:

Dragon Ball Super (Kinda goes without saying at this point)

Future Dedede

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches:

Superman