Guku

Summary
First made by Akoru Tiriyomo to be the stronkest fighter in the galaxy until his hemorrhoids kicked in and his wife stopped him from doing his day job of fighting aliens and spend more time with his family.

Guku however is a dick and left his family behind including 4 unborn children inside Cho-cho.

During his fight with Biris he realized he needed to get stronker and so is the life of abusive farther Guku.

Powers and abilities
Tier: Terrible farther+, likely King koi mud level 

Name: Waste of skin, Guku

Origin: Durrrgun bill 2

Gender: a dead soul

Age: 2 years

Classification: Abomination, sick person, needs help

Powers and Abilities: Slighty stronger then Luffy

Attack Potency: Complex multiverse (Bad animation can affect all those surrounding him)

Speed: Faster then (Pre-post-genisis wave-canon-unleashed-X-Boom-mario kart- Sonic)

Lifting Strength: Below his hopes and dreams

Striking Strength: mud level (Broke some mud on Kin Koi's plunut)

Durability: God Guku+ Could take one hit from biris

Stamina: He didn't have electricity till he was 12 level+ (None)

Range: Beyond the 4th Wall. His tragic death reached out all the way to my heart strings. RIP in piece Broly.

Standard Equipment: 12B pencils and crayons

Intelligence: Dukun dukun zuuu sa round duuuuuuu menenememeeee

Weaknesses: Guku's hemorrhoids and remembering the family he abandoned for his own selfish desires