Teriyaki Cock Loin

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Summary
His name is Teriyaki and he loves teriyaki. No rice, just the teriyaki. He has a big cock on his loin. That Cock on his loin used to be his girlfriend until she went tranny and was turned into a chicken by Dumbledore.

Powers and Stats
Tier: High 4-B physically, 3-C for the cock on his loin

Name: Teriyaki Cock Loin

Origin: JuJu's Retarded Escapade of Unorthodox Events With Minor Correlation

Gender: Male

Age: 17

Classification: Human with a cock attached to his loin

Powers and Abilities: Teriyaki manipulation, Teleportation, Black Magic, White Magic, Blue Magic, Red Magic, Purple Magic, Beige Magic, Translucent Magic, White Trash Magic, Asian Physical Characteristics, The cock on his loin can increase in size, fire lasers, and breathe fire

Attack Potency: Large Solar System Level physically (Physically overpowered a giant robotic Tifa Lockheart, even after the cock on his loin was surgically removed by the author of the story), Galaxy Level with the assistance of the cock on his loin (Defeated Luigi with a laser)

Speed: Sub-Human (Raced on equal terms with a nigh-immobile subatomic particle)

Lifting Strength: Limitless (Beat Superman in an armwrestling contest)

Striking Strength: See lifting strength above

Durability: Sub-Human (His body remained intact after being sissy-slapped by a duck, although he was killed by it)

Stamina: MEMETIC

Range: Melee, Multi-Universal via lasers fired from the cock on his loin (The lasers can cut through dimensions and strike opponents in alternate universes)

Standard Equipment: Lots of teriyaki bottles (He only uses them for melee, he never throws them because that's just stupid) a big cock on his loin that used be sentient but now its not because it's essentially Kars incarnate

Intelligence: Nigh-Omniscient

Weaknesses: Rubix Cubes force him to descend in dimensional space until he dissipates out of reality just from mere exposure

Notable Attacks/Techniques: None

Others
Notable Victories:

Notable Losses:

Diigo Brando

Inconclusive Matches:

Cardboard Cutout of Michael Rosen's Face (Teriyaki Cock Loin couldn't reach Michael Rosen's Face in time for it to be considered an acceptable win, so the thread was closed, as it was considered a BFR for both sides)