Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-26180030-20180831182707/@comment-35000429-20180831203357

Thehonestone wrote: Crabwhale wrote: Well, you know, back-er than I was from my vacation. >insert meme here<Some highlights:

Having a wasp sting my foot.

Diving to 7-9 meters freestyle and nearly having my ears explode.

Losing my Hundred Dollar Streak.

Being tossed around like a ragdoll against the ocean floor by particularly powerful waves (more fun that it sound really).

Climbing a lamp pole bare-handed.

And that's about it. I've:

Waded into freezing seawater 3 times total to retrieve lost objects

Swam 2 football feilds

Crushed a peice of granite with my bare hands

And caused (and survived) a point blank explosion caused by a tiki torch mishap.

Not all at once, but throughout my life. I can believe the first two, but I call bullshit on the second two