CaptainFalcon64

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Tier: At least Infinitely Memetic+, possibly far higher

Name: CaptainFalcon64, Falcon, Falc, Captain, Cap.

Origin: VS Battles Wiki

Gender: Reverse Trap (is actually a female)

Age: Old enough to be Ryukama's mother

Classification: Meanie, Joke Battles veteran, savage, gamer girl, not a rapper, not dank, IRL Wendy Corduroy, meme master, chat noob

Powers and Abilities: Profile Making, Roasting, Shitposting, Memeing, X-Ray vision, Ice Manipulation (is always chill as fuck), Trolling, Pranking, Photoshopping, Gaming

Attack Potency: At least Infinitely Memetic+ (is higher ranked on the leaderboards than Ryukama, who conceptualized the tiering system), possibly far higher (created Exaggerated Goku and allowed to grow as it did)

Speed: Can go from nicest person out there to full on savage instantly

Lifting Strength: Impressive (only takes one trip when getting the groceries)

Striking Strength: Likely high (is named after the original Saitama.) Edginess negates durability.

Durability: Varies from True Infinity to Subhuman (casually withstands Google+'s cancer for fun. However the slightest bit of Saitama wank or roast towards her grammar will make her throw a fit)

Stamina: Extremely high. Can play Saints Row for hours on end.

Range: Tens of billions of light years (her bumps can shake the universe)

Standard Equipment: Countless DBZ memes, lots of badges, wounds that will not heal, sandwitches (that she won't share with anyone), photoshops that make fun of people’s waifu

Intelligence:Expert on the JBW tiering system (as if that garbage matters) and is a shitposting specialist.

Weaknesses: Burning rice, very busy schedule, god awful computer graphics, addicted to gaming, allergic to downplaying

Notable Attacks/Techniques:  Meanie!: If Falcon is roasted to an excessive, she'll  use this move. Thus making the roaster feel guilty about what they said. Indeed I am: If one where to use this move back on her, Falcon will counter with this. Effectively embracing the fact that she's a meanie and taking away the roast victim's ammo. I don't know what you're talking about: Falcon's condescending way of denying accusatiosn of her trolling or acting mean.

Ew : Falcon's way to show disgust or disapproval towards something. Usually used with cringe, wank and downplay, If it is extra bad the w will get capitalized like "EW." After that the more nasty something gets the more capilized w's will go after such as "EWWWWW"

See you tomorrow: Bullshit. Falcon will be gone for all of next day, or even week ;_;

I'll Prank Your Butt: Despite the silly nature of this phrase, it should be taken as an absolute threat. This is usually followed by Falcon's maximum savagery and roasting.

( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°) ╭☞ ╭☞: A emoticon Falc likes to spam. By far her most powerful creation. He is capable of beating 4 4 fully powered  OVO  's with one arm.

Champion
Captain Falcon's champion of Joke Battles is Haruto. By far the most powerful being she has ever come across. ∞% of his conceptual presence alone dwarfing an infinitely infinite degrees of infinitely infinite Lenny's the way 1 infinitely infinite degrees of infinitely infinite'th of Naruto downplayed is dwarfed by Infinitely Infinite degrees of Infinite Infinite amounts of everyone in Tier Memetic, Ocean, -1 combined.

Despite being called Falcon's OC, he technically is beyond the concept of creation even on a 4th wall level. Thus he is simply an abstract entity who found Falcon worthy enough to call her character.

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