Medlex (Exaggerated)

WELCOME TO MY AMAZING PROFILE! Sit back, grab a snack and enjoy this thrill I have prepared for you, mortal!



HELLO! I am Medlex, the great lord of DOOM AND DESTRUCTION! YOU ARE INFINITELY BELOW ME, AND I HAVE ALL THE POWER! YOU ARE JUST AN INFERIOR MORTAL AND DISGUSTING HUMAN!

SHIFUTO, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, SUCK MY BIG JUICY AND METALLIC COCK!

MY POWERS AND STATS!
'''Tier: Pff, tiers? FUCK TIERS! They're unable to describe the truly infinite power I possess!'''

'''Name: Medlex

Origin: EVERY VERSE IN EXISTENCE! EVEN REAL LIFE!

Gender: FUCK GENDERS! I have ALL 69 BILLION OF THEM!

Age: BILLIONS OF YEARS OLD

Classification: Verse Soloing Puffball'''

Powers and Abilities: ANYTHING I NEED TO DESTROY MY WEAKLING OF AN OPPONENT

Attack Potency: MEDLEX LEVEL++++++++++++++ (WHO THE HELL NEEDS ATTACK POTENCY? MY OPPONENT WILL NOT BE ANYWHERE NEAR MY POWER!)

Speed: Massively Omnipresent++++++++ (I DON'T NEED SPEED, FOR IT IS USELESS! USELESS!!!!!!!!!

'''Lifting Strength: ABOVE YOURS! ENOUGH SAID!'''

Striking Strength: God Level+++++++++++++++++++++++++ (I CAN ZEROSHOT ANYBODY JUST FROM MY MERE PRESENCE!)

Durability: ANYTHING MY OPPONENT THROWS AT ME (I can just nullify every single one of their haxes in a blink even if they have a hax that negates that! THAT MEANS THEY'LL NEVER LAND A SINGLE HIT ON ME!)

'''Stamina: STAMINA? PLEASE! I AM NEVERENDING!'''

Range: Infinitely and Massively Irrelevant+++++++++++++ (FUCK RANGE! My attacks ALWAYS reach my opponent NO MATTER WHAT!

MY NOTABLE ATTACKS/TECHNIQUES!
'''Medlex Attack: I PULL OUT ALL OF MY MOTHERSHIPS AND SOLDIERS, FIREARMS AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN MY MASSIVELY INFINITE ARSENAL THAT WILL KILL MY OPPONENT IN MERE SECONDS!

Power Up: I POWER UP, EASY AS THAT! JUST FROM A SINGLE POWERUP, ALL OF MY STATS ARE MULTIPLIED INFINITELY!

Medlex Soul: MY POWER UP MOVE EXCEPT MULTIPLIED BY INFINITY TIMES INFINITY TO THE POWER OF INFINITY TIMES INFINITY! THIS IS THE MOMENT MY OPPONENT REALIZES THAT THEY FUCKED UP BIG TIME!'''

Others


'''I AM THE DESTROYER OF ALL! I DESTROYED...'''

'''The Dreamcrosser Squad (FUCK THAT SHITTY SONIC AND KIRBY WANNABE VERSE! I WISH I NEVER HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT!)

Azathoth (FUCK YOUR REALITY DREAMER! I SHIT ALL OVER HIM AND RIPPED HIM INTO SHREDS!)

The-One-Above-All (THE-ONE-ABOVE-ALL? MORE LIKE THE-ONE-BELOW-ALL!)

Bill Cipher (REALLY? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS SILLY DORITO IS A PATHETIC JOKE! I DIPPED HIM IN MY NACHO CHEESE SAUCE AND ATE HIM!)

Archie Sonic Universe (FUCK YOUR ANTHROPOMORPHIC ANIMAL INFINITE TIMELINE DESTROYERS! THEY CAN DRINK MY PISS!)

REAL LIFE! (THAT'S RIGHT! YOUR UNIVERSE IS SHREDDED TO MICROSCOPIC BITS BY ME!)

ZeedMillenniummon (REALLY? YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING HERE!)

Dragon Ball Super (FUCK YOUR PIECE OF SHIT ULTRA INSTINCT GOKU!)

THAT'S RIGHT! I AM ABOVE MEDLEX, I DESTROY YOU ALL, AND...

...I WILL ALWAYS BE WATCHING...'''