Onte, lord of memes


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 * -|Mid-level minion=HideriGlare.jpeg
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 * -|False idol=UltraDab.png
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"Oh d*ng"

- He probably said this at some point

Summary
Wouldn't you like to know?

Powers and stats
Tier: varies. 10-A to Low 2-C | Unknown. Likely Low Ocean | makes 💩 Tier look like High Memetic+++

Name: N/A, varies between individuals | None, referred to as "The False Idol" | Onte or Ontejbjoav (Chosen name), true name is unknown and likely unknowable

Origin: has one, but we don't know what it is

Gender: N/A, varies between individuals | None | Unknown

Age: N/A, varies between individuals | Predates the concept of time... probably? | like 4 at most

Classification: Underlings of the memelord | False god, Avatar of the memelord | Memelord, depression given form, failure

Powers and Abilities: varies between individuals, but Meme manipulation, Dab manipulation, and Gay manipulation are common to all (even the weakest can turn anyone gay for 10 years at least) | Superhuman Physical Characteristics, high level Reality Warping, Meme manipulation, Dab Manipulation and Gay Manipulation, Disease Manipulation (Gave the person reading this stage 5 ligma), Immortality (type all of them), Statistics Amplification (Can become infinitely stronger in every way by T-posing), Creation (Personally created every single minion), Existence Erasure (looking upon his glory for extended periods of time can erase any being on a conceptual level), Nonexistent Physiology (complete), Regeneration (Truer-Godly, like True-Godly but objectively better in every way), Nigh-Omniscience (knows every meme that ever has or ever will exist to the pixel level and deeper). Probable Omnipotence. | No previous abilities, with the exceptions of Meme Manipulation and Dab Manipulation, both at such low levels they barely function. Low-level 👌 Manipulation

Attack Potency: Varies between individuals, Athlete Level to Universe Level+ | Unknown. Likely Low Ocean | Cannot attack (wimp)

Speed: Varies between individuals, Below Average to Infinite | Unknown. At least Immeasurable, likely Irrelevant | makes dead snails look like sonic the hedgehog

Lifting Strength: nobody cares about this stat

Striking Strength: this stat is literally just attack potency

Durability: Varies between individuals, Athlete Level to Multiverse Level | Unknown. Likely Low Ocean Level | Instantly dies in one hit from everything, even TOBA

Stamina: Varies between individuals, Very High to Infinite | Unknown. Likely Low Ocean Level | Gets tired from sleeping

Range: Varies between individuals, Standard Melee Range to Hundreds of Metres | Outerversal | Less than a Planck Length.

Standard Equipment: Whatever they find on the ground | [REDACTED] | None

Intelligence: Varies between individuals, Mindless to Above Average Human | Nigh-Omniscient | Likely Mindless, though potentially up to Average Human

Weaknesses: Varies between individuals | None | All of them

Key: Minions | Avatar/"False Idol" | True self