Spiderman (Downplayed)

Summary
spiderman spiderman, does whatever a spider doesn't do because deadpool fanboys keep underestimating him

'''his real origin: was experimented on and turned into a human-spider hybrid by science guys that work for deviantar--- OH NO BILL NYE IS HERE TOO? but when great power comes great responsilb--- not.'''

Powers and Stats
Tier: Garbage Tier (Is basically a human just as weak as a spider) I 10-C with Captain America's Shield

Name: Not-Spider

Origin: Yet another google+ downplay

Gender: Male (But does he need one?)

Age: 11 (Because that's the age of his actor in civil war)

Classification: Failure

Powers and Abllities: tiny webs

Attack Potency: Less then Deadpool Level+

Speed: Sub-Human (Spiderman being supersonic is a outlier.)

Lifting Strength: Always gets crushed by lifting boulders with nothing to do

Striking Strength: Barely any at all

Durablilty: Below as much as he can lift

Stamina: 5%

Range: Can only shoot webs as long as into a tree

Standard Equipment: Downplay with a side of captain america's shield

Intelligence: Low

Weaknesses: Things crushing him, Cans called "uncle bens"

'''His Most Weakest Weakness of All Weaknesses: do do do do do do DO! it's deadpoollllll, what a surprise.'''

Notable Attacks/Techinques:

'''Webs - That do absolutely nothing except pull that completely doesn't hurt at all. Still tickles through.'''

Others
Notable Victories: (oops spiderman acciendatily pulled out the concept of victories with his webs. don't worry he's gonna lose forever anyway)

Venom (Via plot induced stupidity, Spiderman's fighting only made him weaker.)

Herald Level Threat (Same as venom)

Notable Losses:

Slither.io Verse (Snakes>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>spiders everyday)

Stan Lee (No wonder he made cosmic spiderman. To make up for this fodder)

Galactius (Was crushed by him and thus spiderman could never get up)

Deadpool

Inconclusive Matches: (never)