Outerversal Monkey

"With the vast increase in 1-A populations across the crappy OC and FC (as well as NLF and fanwank) lands, it was said that the outer planes soon developed something as exquisite as a counterpart of its own to our mundane fauna and flora. As 1-A is something literally any crappy explanation or poor interpretation of whatever quote can warrant, even lifeforms as low as bacteria soon reached this height. Only beings like Yamcha are unable to reach such a third-rate tier. An exotic primate, the Outerversal Monkey is one such creature who raised to this level, but make no mistake: It's still most certainly able to ROFLstomp many other 1-As combined with an act as simple as throwing a 1-A banana peel it has just eaten. Sadly, as any other 1-A, this majestic creature is still subject to losing when put against the NLF and Nonsense of the higher planes of 1-WAnk and even more Irrational Debating. However, it is not to be taken lightly - this animal transcends 1-As who are Cthulhu Mythos lvl by infinitely and infinitely and infinitely whatever-huge-number-no-one-cares-about-reading-layered margin nonsensical blargh lvls and once made Yog-Sothoth die by slipping on a banana peel."

- An extract from Volume N/A of "The 1-A Fauna and Flora: A full-circle collection of VS debating going nowhere"

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It's like any other monkey, only it's 1-A because I dunno, it's a monkey. Surely, this is enough reason for me to say it's 1-A at these times.

Powers and Stats
Tier: 1-A

Name: Outerversal Monkey (Scientifical Name: Outervius Salius Simian - not to be confused with their distant parents the 1-A saiyans)

Origin: I just had the idea to do this thing after being shown this pic by a friend (If you're curious about the pic, it's apparently from some debunk from SeththeProgrammer, though I have no idea where, which, how or why it was used)

Age: Older than the time transcendent Bananas

Classification: Just a Monkey.

Powers and Abilities: Likely all that stuff that any 1-A has. Notably Reality Warping (all applications, too many of that to list), anything else you can imagine or list in a profile, but multiplied by me repeating "infinitely x infinitely" for the rest of eternity.

Attack Potency: Outerverse level (The mere presence of the outerversal monkey can destroy the Outerverse. Because it's a monkey. What? You mean to tell me destroying the Outerverse isn't a thing? Your pitiful reasoning is nonsensical before the might of this majestic creature. Be thankful it didn't kill you through this very screen yet.), but has the ability to affect even beings like Yog-Sothoth, since stuff like 1-A and High 1-A is actually very easy to warrant across its plane of existence, and any crappy feat or explanation makes that possible.

Speed: Irrelevant (Travels across Outerversal substance as it jumps from one Outerversal Banana Tree to another.)

Lifting Strength: Irrelevant (Lifted Yog-Sothoth, made it slip in a banana peel and die)

Striking Strength: Outerversal (She killed Beatrice, destroying her heart in the City of Books; collisions with Lambdadelta created Big Bangs and Big Crunches on the scale of the City of Books, Bernkastel can knock fragments into the deepest parts of the sea of oblivion. She's superior to the Wild Cats that managed to completely destroy the limbs of a higher being who is capable of regenerating from nothingness)

Durability: Outerverse level (Can engage in battle against others of its kind.)

Stamina: Likely limitless, but needs to eat outerversal bananas.

Range: Outerversal

Standard Equipment: Outerversal Banana Peels

Intelligence: Likely has a grade in every science known to man, because why not. It's not like this needs to be demonstrated, proven or anything. That would be silly. Like saying Saitama doesn't oneshot any and everything.

Weaknesses: Even more irrational levels of debating, wank and NLF manipulation.

Notable Attacks / Techniques:

- Outerversal Banana Peel: Just a banana peel, but with the capability to affect 1-As. Surely, if a banana peel makes people slip and fall, a tier so common and easy to achieve like 1-A would be affected as well.

Others
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