User blog:Seol404/Top 10 Fast Food Hamburgers

They are oh so good but oh so bad too. (With writing like this, who needs Shakespeare?)

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Number 11: The Normal Wendy's Burger

Ryu likes it so its good maybe ;)

Number 10: Papa Burger (A&W)

While this burger brand may be known for its frosty mugs and Root Beer, it actually has some pretty kickass burgers as well, chief among them being the Papa Burger. yeehaw! The Papa is part of A&W's unique burger family and its ingredient list contains everything that makes a classic burger, its good okay, just try one goddamnit

Number 9: 6 Dollar Thiccburger (Carl's Jr.)

It's very American I guess, I've never had one so I wouldn't know. Apparently it tastes like freedom...who would have guessed?

Number 8: The Whataburger (Whataburger)

Sure to be the subject of many awful puns, the Whataburger knows what it is and is proud of it (How though? Its a fucking burger.) the bun is warm and toasted so I suppose that's a plus depending on your preferences.

Number 7: Slider (White Castle)

Look, I'm gonna be totally honest with you, I have not heard of a single one of these burgers so far, every second I watch this video I become increasingly less interested in doing this.

Number 6: Baconator (Wendy's)

[Insert snarky Wendy's tweet here]

Number 5: Whopper (Burger King)

<p style="text-align:center;">No, not the Impossible Whopper, which doesn't make you trans btw, that's a myth and you're all stupid dummy's for believing it.

<p style="text-align:center;">Number 4: Big Mac (McDonalds)

<p style="text-align:center;">An edible representation of American Capitalism, (Yes that is an actual thing that WatchMojo says) it's basically a condensed heart attack, probably not safe to eat more than once a month, be careful around this thing, it could annihilate your gains in one swift strike.

<p style="text-align:center;">Number 3: Shake Burger (Shake Shack)

<p style="text-align:center;">I've never heard of this in my entire life, help.

<p style="text-align:center;">Number 2: Bacon Cheeseburger (Five Guys)

<p style="text-align:center;">If Obama ordered one of these before he ordered a drone strike on innocent children, it must be good.

<p style="text-align:center;">Number 1: Double-Double (In n Out)

<p style="text-align:center;">I expended my best joke on number 2, so there really isn't anywhere to go from there but down.

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<p style="text-align:center;">Do you agree with our picks? Yeah I didn't think so. Come back next time for Top 10 Reasons Why Onsision Is Worse Than Adolf Hitler and Top 10 Reasons Why Retail Work Is Worse Than Being A Stripper and Top 10 Raisins

<p style="text-align:center;">Thanks for watching bye.