Charlemagne

"You nobles, you sons of my leading men, soft and dandified, trusting in your birth and your wealth, paying no attention to my command and your advancement, you neglected the pursuit of learning and indulged yourselves in the sport of pleasure and idleness and foolish pastimes. By the King of the heavens I think nothing of your nobility and your beauty. Others can admire you. Know this without any doubt; unless you rapidly make up for your idleness by eager effort, you will never receive any benefit from Charlemagne."


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Summary
The First true chad in human history, founder of the holy roman empire, one who even Donald Trump views as his mentor, and expert of kebab removing. All of Western Civilization owes everything about itself to him.

Powers and Stats
Tier: No Tier Can even begin to list Charlemagne's power. Even those Beyond any form of tiers are merely his pawns, knowingly or not.

Name: Charlemagne, Father of Europe, Charles The Great, Kaiser Charlemagne

Origin: Holy Roman Empire

Gender: More Male Than The Concept of Male

Age: Usually thought as 71, though technically completely and totally irrelevant on any scale

Classification: Savior of Western Civilization, Founder of The Holy Roman Empire, Emperor, Kaiser

Powers and Abilities: Charlemagne has the powers of any character ever listed on the internet, and more. Even things completely and totally impossible can be performed by him. His mere crown has more powers and abilities than all Joke battles, FC/OC battles, and vsbattles profiles combined

Attack Potency: Meaningless. If Charlemagne wants to end something, they never existed in the first place, nor any trace of them is left anywhere in the omniverse with nothing but a casual thought. Beings incapable of dying to beings beyond the tiering system were effortlessly one shot by him blinking.

Speed: Meaningless, Charlemagne is faster than speed, and drew the very concept on a map for other's convenience.

Lifting Strength: Why is this even a relevant statisitic? But regardless, Charles lifted this entire wiki

Striking Strength: Charlemagne poking the internet is what caused wikis to exist

Durability: Irrevelant, any damage to him, while fully noticed, is incapable of even slightly harming. Even when his profile was completely erased, he still lived on with all powers intact

Stamina: Beyond Limitless

Range: Enough to hit his opponent

Standard Equipment: Sword That Can Kill Everything Even if there if it beyond Durability, Crown

Intelligence: The very concept of intellegence exists only in Charlemagne's mind, and should he stop thinking about it, everyone else would become mindless.

Weaknesses: Lolno

Others
Notable Victories: Ummayads Karloman Suggsverse FC/OC Battles The Concept of Victories You The Writer of this profile Joke Battles Wiki Vsbattles Wiki The Byzantine Empire Kebab Donald Trump Angela Merkel Total Penguin Xi Jinping Hitler The Lombards

Notable Losses:

Every time someone thought they defeated Charlemange, it was someone disguised as him, for under literally no circumstances can he be defeated. If charlemagne is defeated, his opponent is defeated and he is not, for that is how Charlemagne works.

Inconclusive Matches:

The Prophet Muhammed