My attempt to be Dio

Tab one= You thought this would be about Dio....

BUT IT WAS I....



Not Dio! Because:

X to the power of Y = Harambe on smackdown live equal to ninety-nine fish playing a guitar that are made of potatoes and watch forty-two episodes of SmackDown! Live which is kinda ironic because Ninety-nine fish are equal two 67 dabs that watch Raw instead because they are only available on mondays and fish are only able on tuesday because every other day they have to fight in Mail Kings arena, or do all dah homework that is on a ROAD ROLLER DA that is being ran over by THOMAS TEH DANK ENGINE and Malio shot a potato and that was a problem because the potato had a lawyer so the potato sued Malio so he would be in jail and MaxwelFISH decided not to be Dio and made this page.

Well, you experienced the most strange thing you ever will. Anyway, Roman Reigns still has the U.S. champion, but I kinda wish Jericho won.
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