Alexcar3000

Summary
h0iiiiiiiiiiii! i'M aLExxX!!
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I shitpost a lot. And I mean A LOOOOOOT!!

My theme songs?

Probably a bunch of DBO songs.

There's also these:

[https://clyp.it/1hy521dq * Alex swooces right in! ]

[https://clyp.it/f1k2sydt * Alex prepares his Spectrum of Blue attack! ]

[https://clyp.it/5uo3oad4 * Stronger humans? ]

[https://clyp.it/0v4l20bh * Boy, the hype is real! ]

Ale's Things
Tier:  At the very least Impossible to Define Memetic Tier+l+o+t+s+o+f+p+l+u+s+e+s+ with copyspaghetti. Surely Untierable with regular memes. More surely Undefinable with common, every day shitposts (shitposts are too gud). Most surely far, far, F A R, F A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  R higher! while in combat | ???? (Gently slaps away Alemniscients, who shitstomp Statless, who casually solos Undefinables, who make Untierables what the fuck themselves, who fodderize Above Tiers, who are spammingly above Tiers). Awesomites don't reach at his level as far as the knowing goes. He says he is simply abovy, but we dunno. He surely is far, far, F A R, F A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  A  R higher than that! when in batteru, also POS-KI ( KI ) | Aleversal LV2 (Awesomites mean jack diddly-poo now, as so does anything related to LV1, even if we spammed that shiz), extraordinarily higher when in batteru, also POS-KI ( KI ) and MENU | Same w/o MENU | At least Aleversal LV2 (Superior to his previous form by a stupidly higher and to be determined amount, stated by Lord Asriel to have the same control over Undertale just like he does, by being "The Key Holder"), gets ridiculously higher via his AWESOME DETERMINATION, POS-KI ( KI ) and whatnot, also with the legendary artifact, the "Magical Stick of Aleverse" or simply "Stick" (A thing only him, Frisk and Bread has!)

♦ His Soulless form? It should be comparable to his namesakes's lesser forms as well (of course, before they became Statless too).

♦ His Contact of Soul form? This will sound spoop but he's as strong if not STRONKER than our little cut demon.

Name: , Alexander, Alex, Ale, The Prince of Aleverse (Or simply just " Prince Alex "), Murder-chan or Plant-chan [Mata Chan] (Thanks to mexican name magic. Whoo!), Alex Dreemurr the Soulless Human (UT)

Origin:  Dunno. Been everywhere.

Gender:  Boy

Age:  6 to 8 years old at the start of his journey, 12 when he discovered VSBW, 13 JBW/Vs. N-Alex, 14 actually | Appears to be 10 (He wasn't "technically" under any kind of thing regarding "age", now he kinda goes with that)

Classification:  Shitposter, Goku Fanboy, Undertrash, 4chan Anon, Pokémon Master, Internaut (Been on the Deep Web too... or did he?), Gamer, Pirate (See what I did there? aRR!), SCP, Professional Loli Predator (Xali990 and Ryukama thinks dat), Prince of Aleverse, Monarch of Undertale (Temporal), Human? Saiyan?

Powahs aka Sick Skillz (actually not powahs but skillz): 

Shitposting

That's it. Ur welcoom C:

Okno.

Here's the reaaal deal! But we don't want for the other peepuls to see gibberish so we'll simplify things (If it sounds too serious we're sorry but that's how to TD:DR it for non-statless ones! Huhhh, poor non-statless! τωτ)

Sick Skillz (Veryyyyy Sick!): Lacks a SOUL and SOUL Trait (It is unknown what would happen if he gets it back. It is theorized that his SOUL is actually the The Internet itself) [However, he can manifest himself an aura and enhance all of his capacities via "Light and Frequency of the Soul"], Light -Type Ki, Absurdly Strong Inner-Concepts (Virtual Immunity to Anything, Immortality (Unknown. POS-KI makes him impossible to get rid off by any means), Bullshitting Reality, Shenanigans), Regeneration (Unknown. POS-KI makes him impossible to get rid off by any means), Awesome Ki, Awesome Willpower, Awesome Taikyoku, Awesome Spiral Power, Awesome, Awesome DETERMINATION, POS-KI ( Killing Intent ) and PURITY ( Purification ), Light Maker, Anti-Meanie Techniques, Powers and Abilities Protection, Saving of the Stats, Just-Fun-This-Is-Fun! Aura, Can merge the FIGHT and MERCY commands to create the SPAR command, Ability to SAVE and LOAD (Has an Awesome amount of SAVEs), Ability to UNDO and RESET (Such as someone dying, getting hurt, etc.), Can pick-up his SAVEs and use them as an "add-on/weapon", Can choose the route his actions takes him to, Can split his own paths to look like he's in many places at once, Can make things not work even once on him, Can turn things that "kills" to things that "SAVEs", Can create Force Shields (Infused with his paths) to protect himself and others via "Shield of Innumerabe Paths", Can purify the evil and bad things, Can make puns, Can make anything explode via "Kabooey", Can dodge attacks with any quality or characteristic (Such as: "Unavoidable", "Impossible to Dodge", etc.), Can beat any quality or characteristic (Such as: "Undefeatable", "Impossible to Win Against", "Cannot Lose", etc.), Can make a mecha out of himself, Can take whatever out of his pockets (Swords, Supersoakers, Pancakes, Road Rollers, Roller Coasters, etc.), Can create Laser Cannons fueled with anything within the spectrum of Blue, Pink and Rainbows, Can create a sword fueled with all the hopes and memes of everybody, anybody and nobody, from everywhere, anywhere and nowhere via "Sword of Joke Battles Wiki" and "Jokebattlesversal Spirit Bomb", Can weaponize anything (Weaponize Memes, Weaponize Shitposts, etc.), Can make High Quality Rips, Can HONK things, Can STOP things, Can dodge in "multiple dimensions" (Much like dodging 3-D energy blasts, he was able to dodge Chronokinectic Combat via dodging in the 4th Dimension), Can dodge adimensional attacks via shifting to a non-dimensional state, Can spawn Vectors (Selectively Intangible appendages made of sheer Light Ki), Can interact with intangible/non-corporeal/abstract beings, Can easily understand the Undefinable and Statless, Functions without STATS (Is a Statless) [Has 0 LV, 0 HP, 0 AT, 0 DF, 0 SPEED, 0 EXP, 0 INV and 0 MDR], Decent Drawing Skills, Terrible Storytelling Skills (Everyone found the Dragon Balls at the end of all his Middle School stories), Trained in Karate-Do Shotokan, Unavoidable Danmaku, Procrastination (Intentional), Sandwich Manipulation, Piano Manipulation, Meme Creation and Manipulation, Data Manipulation, Manipulation Manipulation (Master and Creator of the technique), Shitposting, Thread Derailing, Chillness (Doing such thing as "pissing him off" is actually a feat on itself, as he's pretty chill all the time, even on situations that can make any other "human" being ragequit instantly), Can exponentially increase himself in ways that are not supposed to be possible, or even as an impossible idea of any sort. This makes his actual abilities just unable to being pin down, as he can always pull all the bullshit he wants out of his ass), Ability to RESET Aleverse at any time (Like, when someone completes their Route), among other things | Same to Alefinitely Impossible Levels (LV1) | Same + DATA SOUL Trait and both Cyber -Type Ki and Light -Type Ki + MENU + All of Cyber-A---'s TECH + Enhancements to all previous things before Aleverse LV2 | Same - Cyber | Same (????????????????????) + Ability to RESET Undertale at any time (Like, when Chara tries Genocide yet again), Ability to gain Aleversal LV (Light Values ) absurdly, very very stupidly and exaggeratedly biggesly bigger faster rate than before via Stick

Attack Potency:  Technically is Tiered as Human level, however, that is bullshit and he knows it. Said to get higher with equipment and |   (His day-to-day shitposts are comparable to TUCQ. One of his """""""memes""""""" made Ryukama question his life, his sanity, his reason to live and the fate of this site). He is also able to casually slap the cheeki breeki out of any Statless. | ??? (Stomps Anything Before Aleverse LV2) | Same | ???? (Uhhmmmm...)

Speed:  Technically is Tiered as Human level, however, speedblitzing the inner-concept of speedblitzing says otherwise. Said to get higher with equipment and |   (Uploads gorillion bajillion yottametric shit tons of memes at an alarming speed) | ??? (Blitzes Anything Before Aleverse LV2) | Same | ???? (Uhhmmmm...)

Lifting Strength:  Enough to lift his butt off the chair (Sometimes), higher with equipment and |  . At least The Most Irrelevant and Bullshittiest Lifting Strength You Will Ever See, so bullshit in fact, he is only giving those names to bullshit it more as he's been classified as Statless so he technically shouldn't have that, but a fuck is yet needed to be given. | ??? (Anything Before Aleverse LV2) | Same | ???? (Uhhmmmm...)

<font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Striking Strength:  Technically is Tiered as Human level, but it's enough to punch away logic with his feet. Said to get higher with equipment and |   (Casually dealt 999^666^666^666 damage to the fake TUCQ in a single strike) | ??? (Zero-Shots Anything Before Aleverse LV2) | Same | ???? (Uhhmmmm...)

<font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Durability:  Technically is Tiered as Athlete level (Survived his own shenanigans), but nuh-huh, not getting even tickled by reality's own implosion thanks to N-Alex's shenanigans says otherwise. Said to get higher with equipment and |   (Fought Azathoth multiple times); Impossible to permanently kill due to bullshit and also as long as The Internet, and every. single. meme. exists.. No one has been able to inflict any sort of damage on him so far. | ??? (Immune to Anything Before Aleverse LV2) | Same | ???? (Uhhmmmm...)

<font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Stamina: Stamina levels have been Tiered as Sub-Human level when it comes to homework, but that is uther bulllshit because he literally chilled a shitton of time in the deepest parts of Homework Hell, and managed to get along with all of their Demon Overlords (via beating the crap out of them, probably), so we can assure you it is even higher (Can casually walk hundreds of meters under a temperature of 47ºC and 80% humidity while carrying a 10kg+ schoolbag without having drank a single drop of water in days (He often forgets to to that). Can shitpost all day, no problem. Cleared Dragon Ball Online's CC 100 Floor Dungeon/BOSS monster battle dungeon, for reference, this is the floor number 45. Also, he's hyperactive), he's also very, VEEEEERY determined and tenacious, he never seems to stop, it's comparable to N-Alex's stamina. Said to get higher with equipment and |   . Will keep going as long as memes exist (They feed his SOUL, which is theorized to be the Internet itself), but due to him chillin' even in the Memeless Palace, that is also bullshit | ??? (Outlasts Anything Before Aleverse LV2) | Same | ???? (Uhhmmmm...)

<font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Range:  Said to probably be only a couple of meters by jump kicking, and his lack of SOUL makes it look impossible for him to have any practical range, but he freakin does have a big range. Said to get higher with equipment and |  . How big was the Internet again? Bahhh, it sure is even higher | ??? (Reached Aleverse LV2) | Same | ???? (Uhhmmmm...)

<font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Standard Equipment:  More than 420GB worth of memes (Including vidya gaems), Lots of overdue homework, Multiple sandwiches, His inventions, Chanclas, Knife (actually, it's just a toy, but pretend it's real), Fifty gallons of horchata, Alexander {(I have his phone number, does that count?)}, a Pikachu and a Goku plushie (letal weapons), Many Pokémon (what? list them all? nah~ here's my champ), honks, an edgy plant, life sized Teddy bears, box of scraps, box of stickers, box of toys, box of Yu-Gi-Oh! cards, box of Tazos, box of dank memez, box of sphagetti, box of hats, box of cute lil' spiders, box of spoons, Buru Chokoretto, terribly charismatic ducks, Sword of Omens, Beyblades, latin memes, an army of Battle Cats, M.U.G.E.N.,, OVO, , temmies (deadlY!!!111!!oneELeV3N), pingu , blueberry bubblegums, more overdue homework (thanks Satan), nuk everyting button, stick with poop on it, dog , cat , muffin button! , this fucking cat, awa de uwu, the cat again , Sword of JBW , chuch nors, pink p00p, pyromaniac bread toast , more shit, way more shit, danger goose, a weapon to surpass metal gear, lots of more shit, etc., etcyetc., etctyetcyetcect., gei vampire , goku , more etcs., Super Shenron (he's good friends with him c:), even more etcs. and more crap., sanic, way way way way more things, a shitload of sectomanical proto-grey-white-black colored holes , stop signs, 3000 thousand manymuchillions tonograms and litrotons of dorites and pepis , SANES , mr. skeletals , undertale/dragon ball shiposts (a LOOOT) , SHARKS , ghost that tried to spoop me but became friends c: , medabots, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more thingz, roadrollers, rollercoasters, cinnamon rolls, road roaders, roll rollers, more things, The Keys of Undertale, Flavor-Changing Magical Pie , My Royal Guards, My Army, etc.

<font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Intelligence:  Above Average (That's what his therapist said... jk), Immense (When it comes to DB and shitposting, as he helped TUCQ reach its actual state. Invented <font color=#20cef5>Alemathics . Knows the secrets of the Illuminaty, otherwise known as Doritos. Worked at Area 51 and the secret Area 69 4/20, he knows the secrets of the Reptilians, the Anunnaki, the Greys, the Covenant, the Forerunners, the Siths, the Jedi, the Saiya-jin, the Frost Demons, the Chozo, the Metroids, the Space Pirates, the Irken Empire, the Magical Space Cats, and other ayy lmaos. Managed to evade a million quadrillion years ban), he also can easily understand the Undefinable and the Statless. Said to get higher with equipment and |  , really way far further over the highest higher higheru | ??? (Smarter Than Anything Before Aleverse LV2) | Same | ???? (Uhhmmmm...)

<font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Weaknesses:  Homework (It kills him from the insiiiide), Needles (Only because he doesn't want to break one with his butt), Worms (He thinks cockroaches are cool tho, but spiders are better ), Fujoshis (pls save me from them) |  , The lack of memes may bore him for a while, after that, he'll simply go and play some vidya gaems for 12 hours | ??? (Alex Makes The Weakness Of Anything Before Aleverse LV2 Be: "FIGHT Alex") | Same | Same + Blueberry Pie and Blue Chocolate (Likes it so much, he will instantly drop anything he's doing to eat it)

<font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Key: IRL aka Soulless aka w/o Internet | JBW aka Contact of Soul aka w/ Internet | Meta-Alex aka LV2 aka w/ Soul of Cyber | Alex LV2 (Soulless) aka Base Form | Alex Dreemurr the Soulless Human (w/ Key)

<font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Notable Attacks/Techniques/Inventions:
" What? I fight like a MUGEN character? xD  " ~ Ale


 * Wascop: A secret mayan technique were the user turns the place of his attacks into the pressure points of his opponent. Example: If they poke his opponent's leg, then that poke is already attacking a pressure point with this technique.


 * Chancletazo: A powerful attack learned from his mother that allows the user to summon La Chancla to use it as a weapon.


 * Kamehameha: An immensely powerful wave of Ki. Learned the technique while watching an episode of Dragon Ball, but sadly.. his poor TV exploded... along with a good chunk of his neighborhood ({Don't worry, nobody got hurt!}).




 * Surprise Kamehameha: Surprise because Alex doesn't yell the attack name, and also because it can be fired at any place via bullshitting reality.




 * Light Kamehameha: Super ultra focused and concentrated version of the Kamehameha.




 * True Light Kamehameha: GIANT version of the Light Kamehameha.




 * Sphere of Boom: A very big sphere.. that GOES KABOOM!!




 * Sphere of Boom II: Electric Boogaloo: EVEN BIGGER AND EVEN MORE KABOOM!!!




 * Tele- : Teleportation that is so fast, it skips the "teleportation" part.


 * Vectored Hokuto Senjukai-ken: Spawns multiple vectors and delivers 1,000 strikes, all aimed at unique preassure points ("Why does he have vectors?", you ask? Well, he made them with his Ki!)


 * Toki no Vectored Hokuto Senjukai-ken: Spawns multiple vectors and delivers 1,000 strikes, all aimed at unique preassure points, while Time-Skipping (You explode when time is being skipped. How? Well).


 * Shitpost: A super special technique where he fills entire threads with cancer before you can even reply to any of them. Mastered the technique by doing this.


 * Page and Wiki Restoration: Ability to Restore pages and wikis. Due to POS-KI.


 * Time Stands By: Ultimate time stop technique. It stops all forms and meanings of time. The flow of time, all the clocks in the existence or non-existence, any and all concepts of time, even inner ones "stands by". Time ceases to work in all forms possible and impossible, imaginable or unimaginable.


 * Time Stops By: Time returns after Time Stands By.


 * Time Goes By: Ultimate time erasure technique. Time "goes", as in, it "ceases to be", it completely erases all forms and meanings of time. The flow of time, all the clocks in the existence or non-existence, any and all concepts of time, even inner ones "goes by". Time ceases to be in all forms possible and impossible, imaginable or unimaginable.




 * Time Comes by: Time returns after Time Goes By.


 * Space of End: Ultimate space stop (yes, stop) technique. All "space" reaches to their destiny instantly. There is no space anymore, because everything has reached to its end, their destination. So, all speed, distance, etc., becomes useless as it is not needed anymore to reach to an end you want to reach, which means, you're gonna get punched in the face regardless of your speed or distance.


 * Space of Beginning: Space returns after Space of End.


 * Space of No: Ultimate space erasure technique. Space becomes a "no", which means, it is not space, there is no space anymore. All conceps of distance, speed or acceleration become less than mere nothingness. And, much like the time techniques, it does it at both natural conceptual/outer-conceptual and inner-conceptual levels, and all of their forms possible and impossible, imaginable or unimaginable.


 * Space of Yes: Space returns after Space of No.


 * Uchu no Toki wa Ie! (Space-Time Goes By-No) [Translated by Google as "Do not forget it!"] : Combines Space of No with Time Goes By and applies to it to anything he wants, he particulary likes to use it with ROLLER COSTA DA.


 *  MENU:  Ale has his own <font face="Determination Sans">FLOW OF DATA, for more info about the MENU , visit Cyber's page.


 * Mirror of Shadow Reflection: A mirror that reflects shadows instead of light.




 * Random Thing That Looks Cool But Is Completely Useless: It does nothing. You can only stare at it.


 * Universal Mass Destruction Device: Invented by him while working at Area 51. This scientific apparatus destroys all matter in the Universe in a single planck time, inflicting at least Universal levels of damage to his opponents.


 * Universal Space-Time Destruction Device: An advanced version of his old invention, this one was developed while he was working at Area 69 4/20. This thing can destroy all of time and space instantly, inflicting at least Multiversal levels of damage to his opponents.


 * Ropesaw: If there are chainsaws, why not make a ropesaw too? The concept is very simple: the rope vibrates at ridiculously high speeds while having tiny little knifes attached to it. Those vibrations are set at an especific frequency which makes the ropesaw easily phase through the user without doing any harm.


 * Ultra-High Density Rapid Plasma Cannon: See the Sun? Well, he can shot microscopic balls of "compressed" energy with this thing (a lot of them). The energy contained in those balls greatly surpasses the energy of a million exploding Suns. Created by accident when he put a tennis ball inside a microwave (for exactly 4:20 minutes).


 * Magnetic Arranger: Invented while trying to make a better GameBoy battery. This thing is capable of arranging any kind of magnetical forces, from the magnetic field of the tiniest of magnets, to the entirety of the magnetical field of entire planets with ease.


 * Food Radar: Invented when he got too lazy to walk all the way to the kitchen for some snacks. This thing not only detects any kind of tasty foods in any Universe and Timeline, it also teleports them directly to his hand in absolutely perfectly perfect conditions.


 * Tra-P: Invented just for the lols. A trap designed to be tripped on. It may take the form of a solid, non-slippery object or replace the floor itself, depending on the situation. Its properties are set to seemingly impossible levels of slipperiness, a single touch at any angle with any object, whether it be the naked hand or even a wooden stick, will cause the one who touched it to fall into an infinite loop of slipping. The only way to shut off the trap is to do so with a remote control specifically made to control Tra-P.


 * Tra-P CTRL: A remote control specifically made to control Tra-P. Requires 4 AAA batteries.


 * Spectrum of Blue Ultra Super Laser Cannon: A big big BIG laser cannon made from the power of Alex' 1st most favorite color, blue. It inherents all the powers from anything that is within the spectrum of blue.






 * Chaos Spectrum of Blue Ultra Super Laser Cannon: Alex merges multiple Spectrum of Blue Ultra Super Laser Cannons to create a gigantic, immenselely powerful and enhanced version of the Spectrum of Blue Ultra Super Laser Cannon. It's power surpasses the regular Spectrum of Blue Ultra Super Laser Cannon to the point it can't be compared to it.


 * Spectrum of Pink Giga Mega Saw Blade: A big big BIG "psionic blade" made from the power of Alex' 2nd most favorite color, pink. This blade is a pulsating sword that has a spinning aura that can cut through virtually anything, as long as Alex wants it to be cut. It inherents all the powers from anything that is within the spectrum of pink. It's power cannot be compared to the regular Spectrum of Blue Ultra Super Laser Cannon as it greatly surpassed it.






 * Chaos Spectrum of Pink Giga Mega Saw Blade: Alex's DETERMINATION greatly enhances his Spectrum of Pink Giga Mega Saw Blade, whose energy levels exceeded definition, broke the barrier of possible, exceeded undefinition, shattered the barrier of impossible, it's power greatly surpassed the regular Spectrum of Pink Giga Mega Saw Blade to the point it can't be compared to it.


 * True Spectrum of the Combined Might of Pink/Blue Ultimate Laser Blade: A big big big big big big big big B I G ! Laser super duper sword that also spins and shoots cannons with more swords and more lasers in it. It is the absolutestest absolutely coolest and most amazing fantabuloustatic pink/blue lasered blade there is. It inherents all the powers from anything that is within the spectrum of the mightiest duo of pink and blue.


 * Composite Spectrum of Rainbow Blasters: A laser cannon bigger than bigness itself. It's a hyper enhanced version of True Spectrum of the Combined Might of Pink/Blue Ultimate Laser Blade that inherents all the powers from anything that is within the spectrum of rainbows.


 * '''Chaos Spectrum of Rainbow Ultimate Star Breaker


 * Determination Shuriken: He was curious enough to pick up one of his SAVEs. The "shuriken" is as big if not bigger than Ale's whole body. But he can still swing around this thing pretty easily. Oh, and it spins a lot (the gif can't keep up and makes it look sooo sloooow). It can be used as a throwable or melee weapon, but he prefers it to follow him and attack alongside it.


 * Can SAVE attacks (Can even bring back multiple Fully Charged Spectrum of Blue).
 * Can SAVE his things and RESET them when needed (Can even bring back entire verses).
 * Etc.




 * DT Shuriken LV2: The SAVE can pick up attacks, so all of Ale's attacks do the same as whatever the DT Shuriken picked up. He used it when he did a sick dual combo with IAmTheBreadMan32, the DT Shuriken picked up all of the attacks they did in said combo, so every single attack Alex made afterwards is like the combo itself (and more!). DT Shuriken LV2 also has System SAVE.


 * Can SAVE attacks and apply them to each of Ale's attacks.
 * Can SAVE his things and RESET them automatically if they get damaged.
 * Etc.


 * Meta-Blasters: Laser cannons with Shielded Paths and Space-Time Goes By-No. They also set any and all KI to negative values. Always equipped with Light and Frequency of the Soul by default. The Meta-Blasters can bullshit reality to attack due to somehow, also shenanigans.


 * Starricane: He makes a hurricane of stars that storms the entire area. The stars sometimes explode and makes other mini-stars. Ale loves to use it in conjunction with Spectrum of Blue Ultra Super Laser Cannon to MAXIMUM EFFECT (because it looks cool, what else do you need? IT'S COOL!).




 * Strenuous Attack: He simply attacks something and creates a big explosion. A poke? BOOM! A doot BOOM? A boop? BOOM!




 * Remote Strenuous Attack: He simply attacks something in any direction and a big explosion is created. He points at something? BOOM! He sees something? BOOM! BOOM! KABOOM!




 * Genki Lightning: Creates a huge lightning storm of sheer Light Ki.




 * Kabooey: A single touch, and eveything goes EVEN MORE KABOOBOOM! BOOM-SHACKALAKA!




 * Vectors: Ale is able to turn his Light Ki into vectors, he looks like a spider while using it, because he used it when a spider said: "Ahuhuhu~ Without those arms, you can't attack. And with no SOUL, how can you even FIGHT back at all~?". He simply liked how it looked, so it stuck. However, he is capable of creating many many many many more vectors if he wants.. and BOI, THE REACH.


 * ATK Blitz: Ale spawns 6 vectors and then, while simply walking towards his opponent with a Gainax Pose:

Vector 1: ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!!!

Vector 2: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!

Vector 3: TRASHTRASHTRASHTRASHTRASHTRASHTRASH!!!

Vector 4: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Vector 5: ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!

Vector 6: AROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROARO!!!

(And then! A Critical Hit!)

Vector 1: Yare-Yare Daze

Vector 2: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Vector 3: IMTHETRASHMAN

Vector 4: ROFL

Vector 5: Omae wo shindeiru

Vector 6: Muztakimasu!


 * Honkers: Ale is able to take Aleversal Honkers out of his pockets and H O  N  K at things. Learned from Chen.




 * Stop Signs: Ale is able to take Aleversal Stop Signs out of his pockets and STOP things. Learned from Sans.




 * ROAD ROLLER DA: Pulls out a ROAD ROLLER DA out of his pockets and throws it at his opponent. He then yells: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Learned from DIO.




 * ROLLER COSTA DA: Just like ROAD ROLLER DA, except it's an ENTIRE ROLLER COASTER.


 * System SAVE: A variation of System Ignore that can SAVE. Learned from IAmTheBreadMan32.


 * Jokebattlesversal Spirit Bomb: Alex gathers memes, shitposts, and funny pictures all over existence and non-existence, reality and fiction, and everywhere and nowhere, along with websites and games and energy. The Spirit Bomb's colour looks like rainbowish, and you can hear many memetic sounds inside. Due to Ale's reality bullshitting and shenanigans, it is always charged at MAXIMUM, meaning, it's always an Ultimate Jokebattlesversal Spirit Bomb. UJBVSP [This thing] can also absorb UPSHHTLSDCPSSLGHB [Ale's mecha] to make it even bigger! Learned from IAmTheBreadMan32.


 * Sword of Joke Battles Wiki: A dank J-shapped sword powered with all the hopes and memes of everyone, anybody and nobody, from nowhere, anywhere and nowhere. It is basically the weaponized embodiment of memes themselves.


 * Meta-Sword of Joke Battles Wiki: Sword of Joke Battles Wiki infused with all of Alex's Standard Equipment and a GIANT Jokebattlesversal Spirit Bomb (UPSHHTLSDCPSSLGHB absorbed).


 * Pokémon: Alex has very very stronk pokes, all trained past their type weaknessess! They also have their ENTIRE movepools without being limited by the rule of 4 attacks! Oh, and no, they don't "talk", Alex just somehow can understand what they say! His main team is this one:


 * Gokario




 * Sparking




 * Luzeon




 * WIP


 * WIP


 * WIP


 * Medabots: Alex not only has Pokémon, he also has highly trained, extremely advanced Medabots, enhanced by Alemniscient tech. Their Medals (where their mind and soul is stored) are extremely powerful Medals, allowing them to achieve immeasurable amounts of DETERMINATION!! Also, due to being created following the Kilobot's Ex-Medal as a base, they can utilize the Killing Intent Alex shares to them (what KI you say? Well, you know, the negative values of it, aka... POS-KI !!) They also KICK ASS!!! Oh! And they also do not need to charge anymore! xD (still eat a lot, tho :P) His main team is this one:


 * Rokusho




 * Pepper Cat




 * Chenbot




 * Laser Sword: A sword that shoots lasers. *Pew Pew Pew* Fire! Fire! *Pew Pew Pew*


 * Sword Sword: A sword that shoots swords.


 * Sword Sword MKII: A sword that shoots sworded swords.


 * Sword Sword Laser: A sword that shoots swords that shoots laser sworded swords.


 * Sword Sword Laser Gun: A sword that shoots swords that shoots laser sworded swords that shoots guns.


 * Hyper Sword Sword Laser Gun Bomb: A sword that shoots swords that shoots laser sworded swords that shoots guns that have Universal Mass Destruction Devices attached to them with duct tape.


 * Legendary Super Duper Sword Sword Laser Gun Hyper Bomber: A sword that shoots all of the above at the same time. And also has Universal Space-Time Destruction Devices orbiting around it and can be fired at his command.


 * Ultimate and Perfect, Superior and Hyperior, Heavenly and Transcendental Legendary Super Duper Cosmos Piercing Sword Sword Laser Gun Hyper Bomber: All of the above turned into a gigantic mecha that plays this song upon activation. This mecha is fueled with an amalgamation of Ki, DETERMINATION and Spiral Power (And also an immeasurable amount of Taikyoku, because wynaut) which comes from Alex himself.


 * Scary Face: Alex gibs the spooks to his opponents. Learned from Chara. He's still new at it tho. Using his vectors for it was his idea, Chara added the knives :P


 * Idioma Secretamente Secretoso Lleno de Secretos Secretosos Secretamente Secretos: Alex talks in an ancient, secret language that only he and Lord Asriel understand.

<font face="Determination Mono"> POS-KI and PURITY : SAVING Faculties
<font face="Determination Mono"ont color=cyan>POS-KI = Negative values of KI. It's a little complicated to explain, but I'm sure you'll understand!



POS-KI makes the attack do what they are supposed to do without any colateral damage.

As such, attacks like "Time goes by" go without damaging anything, but still making the attack "do what they are intended to do" just... without really doing anything to anyone.. or anything, no Natural Concepts damaged, no Inner-Concepts damaged. It just.. kinda happens.

A good example is this one:

He poked someone and then said: "Ha! 9999 Damage!"

He didn't actually hurt the dud, but the "damage" kinda happened somewhat.

This is what POS-KI does, which is of course, the absolute opposite of what KI does, and that is: always kills. If N-Alex poked the dude, he wouldn't exactly do the damage, and even if he did, and it "wasn't enough to deplete his HP". That poke will simply kill the dud anyway, because why the fuck not, it's KI.

Another example, where we can appreciate the main difference between KI and POS-KI :

N-Alex:
 * Alex attacks!
 * 1 damage!
 * Enemy was killed!
 * [[File:Youwon.png]]
 * [[File:Youwon.png]]

Alexcar300:
 * Alex attacks!
 * 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage!
 * But nothing happened!
 * [[File:Youwon.png]]
 * [[File:Youwon.png]]

Want moar examples?

Well, one of his attacks was an energy sphere that dwarfed a galaxy, and then it exploded and we saw it happen.

Then, -0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000246796148 seconds later, everything was fine.

Think of it like a videogame that shows a character kabooing the Universe with an attack, but after the cutscene is done, absolutely nothing happened.

That's it. That's POS-KI ! The intent to not kill.


 * Awesome Technique: Shield of Innumerable Paths

すごいテクニック： 無数のパスのシールド (lit. Awesome Technique: Shield of Innumerable Paths)



Ale creates a shield that protects anything that needs to be protected.

Battle usage: Creates a barrier that prevents any actions, such as damage, etc.

Explanation: This barrier shields anything with innumerable amounts of paths and possibilities: if a character can break X thing with Y, a block is created for that interaction, so Y can't break X. If there's Z that can also break X, he also blocks that and so on. This can even "shield" attacks, effectively "blocking" them, due to somehow.

Used when: [REDACTED]


 * Battling Attitude: The Saving of the Loved

戦う姿勢： 愛しの保存 (lit. Battling Attitude: The Saving of the Loved)



Ale transfers his desires into reality. Such as: disable the feeling of pain and damage.

Battle usage: Prevents target from dealing and/or receiving damage, status aliments, etc.

Explanation: He SAVEs anything he wants, if something can break.. let's say, his equipment, he protects them from being broken. It also makes no one feel any kind of pain or distress, or get hurt when fighting, by fusing both the FIGHT and MERCY commands, creating a thing called SPAR. Which is: simply have a fun sparring match!

Used when: [REDACTED]


 * Battling Attitude: The Circumstances of Death Evanesce

戦う姿勢： 死消えていくの経緯 (lit. Battling Attitude: The Circumstances of Death Evanesce)

Ale unables anyone to die.

Battle usage: HP can't go lower than 1.

Explanation: Techniques focused on killing fade away, and they lose their "killing" functionality.

Used when: [REDACTED]


 * Battling Attitude: Undo the Event of Despair

戦う姿勢： 絶望のイベントを元に戻します (lit. Battling Attitude: Undo the Event of Despair)



Ale undoes the bad events that were thought inevitable before, such as someone dying, someone getting hurt, something else bad hapening, etc.

Battle usage: Undoes damage, status aliments, etc.

Explanation: Before something bad even happens, he undoes said event (how? dunno, probably via bullshit). This goes as far as undoing even absoulute kills.

Used when: [REDACTED]


 * Battling Attitude: Undo Reenactment

戦う姿勢： 元に戻すの再現 (lit. Battling Attitude: Undo Reenactment)

Ale prevents things from having the same effects, even when used many times. If a thing doesn't not work, he makes it work. If something works, but it's bad, he makes it not work.

Battle usage: Makes things do not function the same way each time they are used.

Explanation: If a technique is said to always work, always do this, or always do that, or have certain effects, then it will lose that functionality if the thing is used with bad intentions, and will always work no matter what if it has good intentions. This makes attacks and other things do not work even once if it's a bad thing (aka, a kill).

Used when: [REDACTED]


 *  Battling Attitude: Magical Restoration of Battle

戦う姿勢： バトルの魔法の復元 (lit. Battling Attitude: Magical Restoration of Battle)



Ale restores any "accidental damage" done by his battle. Such as: when the opponent goes apeshit and starts erasing the everthing. Ale focuses on backing up all of it and then restore it after battle.

Battle usage: Restores "lost" things that he actually SAVEd.

Explanation: If a technique erases or kills things, Ale restores it at the end or even mid-battle via making a backup (aka SAVE). This is also used by Ale when he makes a forceshield (yeas, forceshield) that fills the arena with shenanigans so they can go all out without affecting anything outside of it. This can also back up and restore peoples.

Used when: [REDACTED]


 * Battling Attitude: Light of the Paths

戦う姿勢：パスのライト (lit. Battling Attitude: Light of the Paths)

Ale finds a way to go through a thing.

Battle usage: Dodges any hazard without really dodging anything, due to simply being his chosen route.

Explanation: If there is a "path" or "route" that goes to a thing. Ale can too choose a route, by himself. This means: If something happens when a thing is done, Ale can choose the route this action takes him to, always looking at the bright sides of things. Even if there is absolutely no path to choose, he can always create his own path.

Used when: [REDACTED]


 * Awesome Technique: Myriad Reflect

すごいテクニック： 無数の反映 (lit. Awesome Technique: Myriad Reflect)



Ale splits his chosen route.

Battle usage: Reflects his own path to be in many places at once.

Explanation: He splits his own path, which conduces him to different places while simultaneously reaching the same destination due to it sharing the same chosen route. This makes it look like there are many Ales and many paths, when there is only one path and one Ale doing a thing.

Used when: [REDACTED]


 * Extremist Skills: Path of Battle

極限技: 戦いの道 (lit. Extremist Skills: Path of Battle)

Alex infuses his paths with his actions.

Battle Usage: Attacks go to his chosen paths.

Explanation: Alex infuses his actions with his routes, so each and every attack or move he does is a branching path: If an attack fails, a path to not-fail is created automatically, if he misses, a path is created to hit anyway. Ales loves to fuse this with his Vectors, this makes it look like Alex is actually hitting the opponent with a path, and, due to his ability to weaponize, it doesn't seem not-ok to think it that way.

Used when: [REDACTED]


 * Extremist Skills: Ghost Blade of Non-End

極限技: ノンエンドの幻影の刃 (lit. Extremist Skills: Ghost Blade of Non-End)

Battle Usage: Branches his already branching routes of his chosen paths of actions.

Explanation: Alex creates a barrage of routes with many actions, then said actions get weaponized in the form of "light blue ghost blades" that float around his back. He simply thought Alex 's origami knfife was pretty cool, so he made his own version of it!

Used when: [REDACTED]


 * Extremist Skills: Insta-Link of ATK

極限技: ACTのインスタ - リンク (lit. Extremist Skills: Insta-Link of ACT)

Alex makes his routes take an immediate action, protecting them from anything that wants to hurt them.

Battle Usage: Actions and Routes/Paths and their Connections are protected.

Explanation: Alex, somehow, protects his actions and paths and their links, making them "instantly have the desired effect". It's like an "inverted" version of UNDO and RESET. Used when: [REDACTED]


 * Awesome Technique: Light and Frequency of the Soul

すごいテクニック： 光と魂の頻度 (lit. Awesome Technique: Light and Frequency of the Soul)



Ale creates a SOUL-looking aura out of sheer POS-KI and Light Ki.

Battle usage: This exponentially increases Ale's capabilities.

Explanation: This aura acts like an extension of himself. It also further enhances Ale's capabilities, sets any and all KI to negative values, as well as producing paths, who are at the same time shielded, while said paths get splited, while said aura makes and any and all attacks never work once against him, and before anything else happens, it gets undone. It is said only a rivaling KI, capable of surpassing all of the above, can break this. This is only a smol glimpse of his true potential if he ever gets his SOUL back.

Used when: [REDACTED]


 * Ultimate and Absolute Petting Skills!

究極の絶対的なペッティングスキル！ (lit. Ultimate and Absolute Petting Skills!)

Alex is able to pet literally anything, he has pet blackholes, concepts, demons, bunnies, dummies, trains, waffles... and even Super Shenron!

Battle usage: Alex pets his opponent :3

Explanation: Alex pets his opponent :3

Used when: Alex pets his opponent :3


 * The Most Super Amazing Hug!

最も驚異的な抱擁！ (lit. The Most Super Amazing Hug!)

Alex gives the bestest hug ever!

Battle usage: Alex hugs his opponent :3

Explanation: Alex hugs his opponent :3

Used when: Alex hugs his opponent :3

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 * Alex's Nonsensical Shenanigans

Alex tells about his adventures in Aleverse. This often makes people what the fuck themselves.

Examples:


 * "My Homework? That's 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 math questions about the gravity of Jupiter if it was a tuesday morning with a discount on socks of different colors in Wal-Mart if Wal-Mart was fused with Chedraui post World War 69 in the year six billion thousand and the fact that the socks themselves evolved into super sentient beings very hard to kill due to discovering a way to regenerate Post High-Godly with a power level of over nine quintillions and an inter-galactic-inter-dimensional super duper spaceship death star with the power of the big bang in a marble in a battle of marbles the best of 3 wins against the dragon masters of mizizipi and the fact that Jupiter is actually green instead of orange and someone sent a fart in a box from a spaceship from 2016 that went way past the speed of light due to the power of the beans he ate in taco bell that powered his intestines with enough energy to time travel to the year -1 which actually created the big bang and caused a multiversal paradox were the only way to fix it was to make mondays after sundays which created vanilla flavored ice cream and also invented poop jokes as a side effect of the fart which caused the moon to go back 1/2 centimeters from earth every year until the year 20XX up until Donald Trump the 5th won against Mecha Hillary in the battle against the post neo moder netro north asia which fused with a good chunk of mars after the ayy lmao invasion after the aliens discovered memes about the number 2 which was also a side effect of the poop bang in the beginning." ~ Alex


 * The fact that he well, happily went go through all of this:

(Alex has no idea what is something "scary", so he randomly chose a bunch of things he faced, some of them are just too spooky to show here, but this Alex, just like the other Alex , they faced many eldritch abominations and incarnated nightmares with a smile~).

Misc Gallery
Am gonna put random things here..

Sparring Matches


* Do you want to SPAR with me? ~ Alexcar3000 (talk)

[♥ Heck Yeah!]   [♥ Pls No]

--- If answer is = Heck Yeah! then

* YaYAYayYAyaYAYayYAyaYA!!!11!!1!1



--- If answer is = Pls no then

* Ok!!

Sparring Matches - Victories:

--- Alex w/ and w/o Internet and LV1 ---

Ataberksins

Azathoth the Abyssal Idiot (Kicked his ass for promoting the Genocide Route)

FanofRPGs (Traumatized him with a """""""meme"""""")

Roun12 (Turned him into a topkek)

Ryukama (With his """""""meme""""""")

The Living Tribunal1

Zengenbenldamdwqnqsdwqdgqwsd7fwqs6wq (Yeh)

Homework Hell and Homework Demons (Befriended them all!!)

My Overdue Homework

Teh strangest peepul (Heeeeere!)

Wikia's Spam Filter (Can post entire threads worth of DIOs before you can reply to any of them)

Trash (Cleaned it)

Sog (Just a tsundere xP)

Anybody

Nobody

Broly (MAXIMUM!!!)

TUCQ (Infinitum Internet could load it)

MAD DEMON (Calmed him down and became friends! :D)

Ant the Mothman the Black the Nuclear Muscles the Man the Legend the Shitposter the Terminator the Meanie (Kicked is ass lol)

Super Shenron (Petted him :3)

Zeno-Sama (Is friends with him now! :D)

Chen (Best kitty! :3)

Cyber (Cyber cheated, but Alex still beat him!)

IAmTheBreadMan32 (In a DIO Contest)

IAmTheBreadMan32's Spambot (2 Times) (Outsped the posting speed of the Spambot via sheer DETERMINATION) [Chat]

Paolo A. Lambre` (2 Times) (Surpassed his posting speed along with the Spambot) [Chat]

Joke Battles Wikia Chat (2 Times) (Was posting so fast, the Chat lagged and got delayed by at least 10 posts... at the very beginning of the Spam Wars) [Chat]

Sans (Alex asked to SPAR with him so many times that Sans got tired of his shit and sent him to the BONE ZONE. Much to Sans' surprise that did absolutely nothing. Then it was a just a shitstorm full of knives & vectors and bones & gaster blasters teleporting all over the place! Also many kabooms and puns! Until Sans found himself booped in the nose, no damage whatsoever. Then Sans looked behind Alex and.. saw a statue of himself made with ALL the bones he throwed at Alex! Sans then declared Alex as the winner of their match!) [ This would be Sans' reaction if asked to SPAR with Alex again ]

--- Alex LV2 ---

None as of yet!

Sparring Matches - Losses:

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Sparring Matches - Inconclusive:

Neutralex (In a shitposting contest) (They both sent their judges to the psychiatric hospital, sooo, no winner) {Alex w/ Internet}

IAmTheBreadMan32 (Round 2 of the DIO Contest)

Son Goku (Both had a very intense sparring match that shook the entirety of everything simultaneously, then they the became goodest and bestest buddies aka pals aka bros aka friends!!!) {Alex LV1} [ Thread Hereeeee ]

N-Alex (Ultimately unable to "defeat" him, only hold him back for a while) {Meta-Alex & N-Alex LV1 & SHA3 IAmTheBreadMan32} [ Thread Hereeeee ]

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