Arceus (Exaggerated and Wanked)

Summary: Most Powerful Pokémon in all of Existence. He can stare at you and you're already freaking DEAD! This guy is so powerful, he made Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann sh*t himself! This f*cking God of all things solos EVERYONE! He doesn't play by the freaking rules, he breaks physics so damn bad, it'll make Albert Einstein cry himself to sleep! Oh you're going to challenge him to a fight? Oh please! You're not even worthy to glance at Arceus's Beautiful F*cking Face! If you even think about fighting Arceus, he'll know, and that's when you DIE! It would be best not to F*ck with this thing, he even introduced Mr.Popo to a new Pecking Order! He made Superman his b*tch! He even rewrote the entire VS Wiki and Joke Battles Wiki IN HIS IMAGE! The only person worthy of using him is Pokémon Trainer Jacob (Yes I know I know what a cop-out, but it explains why he would allow himself to be captured by a Poké Ball).

Tier: Far beyond the concept of a freaking TIER! But if we really had to place him in one, it'll be called THE TIER TO END ALL PATHETIC TIERS!

Name: '''Arceus Your Lord, Savior, King, and GOD! '''

Origin: He just emerged one day when there was nothing, and created EVERYTHING THAT HAS EVER EXISTED!

Classification: Arceus is Beyond Love, Arceus is Beyond Life, Arceus Solos Your Verse, Arceus Bodies Your Hopes and Dreams, Arceus is a TRUE GOD!

Attack Potency: '''Stares at you and you're INSTANTLY DEAD! If you had to name his Attack Potency, it'd be called Super Ultra Mega Dominant Insane Infinite Hyper Supreme Godly Nothing Will Be Left After He Attacks Because He's Stronger Than Everything and he Solos Your Verse Omni Potence. '''He can destroy an Infinite Number of Omni-Verses just by standing there if he so wanted.

Striking Strength: HE DOESN'T NEED TO STRIKE YOU TO KILL YOU, but if for whatever reason he does strike you, it's this strong: Super Ultra Mega Dominant Insane Infinite Hyper Supreme Godly Nothing Will Be Left After He Attacks Because He's Stronger Than Everything and he Solos Your Verse Omni Potence.

Lifting Strength: Irrelevant, the guy can lift an Infinite amount of Omniverses just by STANDING THERE if he really wanted to!

Durability: '''ABSOLUTELY NOTHING CAN HARM HIM! '''Oh? You really want to name his Durability that bad? Fine, Arceus allows it. It's called Super Ultra Mega Dominant Insane Infinite Hyper Supreme Godly Even Laying a Finger on Him Can Kill You if He Decides He Doesn't Like You and Nothing Can Harm in Anyways Omni Potence.

Speed: '''Whatever the hell he wants his speed to be! The guy is Infinitely Times Faster than Omnipotence.'''

Basic Equipment: He has 18 plates, he uses them to look cool.

Stamina: '''True Infinite. '''He can fight (not that he would ever need to, he stares at his opponents and they're DEAD) for an Infinite Number of Days.

Intelligence: Infinitely Times Smarter than Omniscience, He even planned around LordAizenSama who plans out Everything

Range: Infinitely Times More Range than Omniversal Range

Weaknesses: When absolutely nothing can harm you, you can't have Weaknesses.

Notable Wins:

LordAizenSama

TTGL

Pokémon Verse

Dragon Ball Verse

Pretty much everything that exists

Notable Losses: He can't lose

Inconclusive Matches: He always wins