Jim Gaffigan

Summary
Basically a Ur Mom Gay, but much longer. The sensei of Omega: the Ultimate Ascended God.

Summary
Tier: ASCENDED PAST ANY DESCRIPTION, ANYTHING, FROM TIERS TO ARGUMENTS TO ANYTHING THOUGHT UP, THEY ARE ALL TOO PRIMITIVE TO DESCRIBE THIS BEING 

Name: Ur mom gay, I am not going to list all the statements

Origin: Some foolish mortal created this meme.

Gender: Really?

Age: Seriously?

Classification: Ur mom gay

Powers and Abilities: THE SHEER AMOUNT OF HAX FROM THIS BEING CANNOT BE DESCRIBED BY ANY POSSIBLE DESCRIPTION OR TIER  Attack Potency: NO TIERS THAT ATTACK POTENCY CAN THINK UP CAN EVEN DESCRIBE THIS ASCENDED MEME 

Speed: THIS BEING DOES NOT NEED SPEED, IT EXISTS ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE ALL AT THE SAME TIME 

Lifting Strength: THIS MEME DOES NOT NEED LIFTING STRENGTH 

Striking Strength: NOR DOES IT NEED STRIKING STRENGTH 

Durability: EVERY TIME IT IS INJURED (WHICH IS VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY UNLIKELY), IT JUST REGENERATES 

Stamina: IT DOES NOT NEED STAMINA, IT HAS ASCENDED PAST ALL CONCEPTS OF STAMINA 

Range: EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE, ITS STRIKES CAN EVEN HIT PEOPLE FROM THE PAST AND FUTURE AND IN ALTERNATE REALITIES EVEN IF IT IS NOT IN SAID REALITIES 

Standard Equipment: NOR DOES IT NEED STANDARD EQUIPMENT 

Intelligence: IT CAN OUTSMART ANYTHING NO MATTER WHAT 

Weaknesses: IT HAS NO WEAKNESSES 

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Inconclusive Matches:

IT HAS ASCENDED PAST THE VERY CONCEPT OF WINNING OR LOSING