Scott Steiner

[[File:Scott_Steiner_bio.jpg|thumb|400px|You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!

So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. Senõr Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.]]

Summary
Scott Steiner is a professional wrestler/motormouth well known for his athleticism and innovation in his early years, and as of the late 90s, his ridiculous physique and colorful rants.

Powers and Stats
Tier: 9-B, possibly 6-B | Memetic

Name: Scott Steiner

Origin: WWE/WCW

Gender: Male

Age: 54 (Born July 9, 1962)

Classification: Human/Professional Wrestler

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Big Muscles, Colorful Language, FATA**ES, Genius Intellect (speculation)

Attack Potency: Wall Level realistically, (Was capable of overpowering Triple H, who fought and defeated Cactus Jack) possibly Country Level (Claims to have "wrestled a lot of countries") | Memetic

Speed: Athletic Human in his prime, likely Normal Human as of the late 90s

Lifting Strength: Above Average Human to Athletic Human (Could belly to belly suplex Triple H, who weighed about 260-270 around 2003), possibly Class P (given his claim that he's wrestled countries) | Memetic

Striking Strength: Class KJ (was capable of damaging Triple H) | Memetic

Durability: Wall Level (could take blows from Triple H), possibly Country Level (If the entire mass of a country damaged him, and he lived to tell about it) | Memetic (Should have higher durability than Jeff Jarrett, who survived an attack from Chuck Norris) (Is very much known for being a fountain of memes)

Stamina: High in his prime (was very athletic, could pull off Frankensteiners, and even did a 450 splash before 2 Cold Scorpio made it famous), Moderately Low as of the late 90s (can take damaged, but was heavily winded during his 2003 match with HHH not too long in) | Memetic

Range: Melee range | Memetic

Standard Equipment: Chainmail, Sunglasses

Intelligence: Presumably Genius (Claims to have come from a highly educated university, and has to dumb himself down so the viewing audience can understand him) | Memetic Genius

Weaknesses: Short-tempered, tires easily as of the late 90s, sometimes speaks so fast, he trips over his words | None notable

Notable Attacks/Techniques:
 * Frankensteiner: A devastating, yet agile move innovated by Scott himself.


 * Steiner Screwdriver: Also innovated by Scott, this move drops the unlucky foe straight on their head.


 * Steiner Recliner: A more elevated version of the Camel Clutch.


 * 450 Splash: Possibly innovated by Steiner himself.

Others
Notable Victories:
 * Triple H (via DQ) (Royal Rumble 2003)


 * Booker T (Mayhem 2000)

Notable Losses:
 * Triple H (No Way Out 2003


 * Booker T (Final episode of Monday Night Nitro)


 * Samoa Joe (Sacrifice 2008, Kazarian was also in the match, Steiner had a 141 2/3% chance of winning compared to Joe's 8 1/3%)

Inconclusive Matches: