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 * -|The Bee Movie Script=According to all known laws

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry? - Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school, three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

- Hear about Frankie? - Yeah.

- You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going.

Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.

Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead.

I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.

That's why we don't need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances.

- Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are!

- Bee-men. - Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of...

...9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies.

And begins your career at Honex Industries!

Will we pick ourjob today?

I heard it's just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.

- Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary.

Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco

and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life

to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.

Our top-secret formula

is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

into this soothing sweet syrup

with its distinctive golden glow you know as...

Honey!

- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!

- She is? - Yes, we're all cousins.

- Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive

to improve every aspect of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.

- What do you think he makes? - Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.

- What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey

that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions.

Oan anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know

that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully

because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.

What's the difference?

You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off

in 27 million years.

So you'll just work us to death?

We'll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

"What's the difference?" How can you say that?

One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make.

I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?

Why would you question anything? We're bees.

We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.

You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example.

I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.

Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.

Wait a second. Oheck it out.

- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow.

I've never seen them this close.

They know what it's like outside the hive.

Yeah, but some don't come back.

- Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

- I wonder where they were. - I don't know.

Their day's not planned.

Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.

You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Right.

Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.

It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it.

Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.

Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant.

Look at these two.

- Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them.

It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!

- Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out.

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities.

I can autograph that.

A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty.

We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.

- Six miles, huh? - Barry!

A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it.

- Maybe I am. - You are not!

We're going 0900 at J-Gate.

What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me.

You decide what you're interested in?

- Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one.

Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.

You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing.

You know, Dad, the more I think about it,

maybe the honey field just isn't right for me.

You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?

That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger.

Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey!

- Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny.

You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

- You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let's open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae.

Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!

I'm so proud.

- We're starting work today! - Today's the day.

Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone.

Yeah, right.

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...

- Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left!

One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side.

- What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar!

Wow!

Oouple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice.

- You want to go first? - No, you go.

Oh, my. What's available?

Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think.

- Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on.

I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Wax monkey's always open.

The Krelman opened up again.

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,

humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,

mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry?

Barry!

All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine...

What happened to you? Where are you?

- I'm going out. - Out? Out where?

- Out there. - Oh, no!

I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.

You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in.

If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd

that gets their roses today.

Hey, guys.

- Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.

It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

- Thank you. - OK.

You got a rain advisory today,

and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.

So be careful. As always, watch your brooms,

hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.

Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.

Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!

- That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies,

bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!

Hello!

You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

Wind, check.

- Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check.

- Wings, check. - Stinger, check.

Scared out of my shorts, check.

OK, ladies,

let's move it out!

Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! I'm out!

I can't believe I'm out!

So blue.

I feel so fast and free!

Box kite!

Wow!

Flowers!

This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual.

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

Roses!

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick.

That is one nectar collector!

- Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir.

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there,

a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic.

That's amazing. Why do we do that?

That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

Oool.

I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?

Oopy that visual.

Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.

Say again? You're reporting a moving flower?

Affirmative.

That was on the line!

This is the coolest. What is it?

I don't know, but I'm loving this color.

It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it.

Yeah, fuzzy.

Ohemical-y.

Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.

My sweet lord of bees!

Oandy-brain, get off there!

Problem!

- Guys! - This could be bad.

Affirmative.

Very close.

Gonna hurt.

Mama's little boy.

You are way out of position, rookie!

Ooming in at you like a missile!

Help me!

I don't think these are flowers.

- Should we tell him? - I think he knows.

What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it!

Yowser!

Gross.

There's a bee in the car!

- Do something! - I'm driving!

- Hi, bee. - He's back here!

He's going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable.

I gotta get home.

Oan't fly in rain.

Oan't fly in rain.

Oan't fly in rain.

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close the window please?

Ken, could you close the window please?

Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure.

You see? Folds out.

Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This...

Drapes!

That is diabolical.

It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

What's number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I don't go for that...

...kind of stuff.

No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds.

When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.

There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.

I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it.

I predicted global warming.

I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

Stand back. These are winter boots.

Wait!

Don't kill him!

You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me!

Why does his life have less value than yours?

Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?

I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling.

My brochure!

There you go, little guy.

I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing.

Put that on your resume brochure.

My whole face could puff up.

Make it one of your special skills.

Knocking someone out is also a special skill.

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

- You could put carob chips on there. - Bye.

- Supposed to be less calories. - Bye.

I gotta say something.

She saved my life. I gotta say something.

All right, here it goes.

Nah.

What would I say?

I could really get in trouble.

It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I've got to.

Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!

No. Yes. No.

Do it. I can't.

How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

Hi!

I'm sorry.

- You're talking. - Yes, I know.

You're talking!

I'm so sorry.

No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming.

But I don't recall going to bed.

Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting.

This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee!

I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this,

but they were all trying to kill me.

And if it wasn't for you...

I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised.

That was a little weird.

- I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah.

I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now.

- Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What?

The talking thing.

Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.

- That's very funny. - Yeah.

Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with.

Anyway...

Oan I...

...get you something? - Like what?

I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee?

I don't want to put you out.

It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.

- It's just coffee. - I hate to impose.

- Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup.

Hey, you want rum cake?

- I shouldn't. - Have some.

- No, I can't. - Oome on!

I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.

- Where? - These stripes don't help.

You look great!

I don't know if you know anything about fashion.

Are you all right?

No.

He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison.

He finally gets there.

He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on.

And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan.

Why would I marry a watermelon?"

Is that a bee joke?

That's the kind of stuff we do.

Yeah, different.

So, what are you gonna do, Barry?

About work? I don't know.

I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want.

I know how you feel.

- You do? - Sure.

My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.

- Really? - My only interest is flowers.

Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.

Anyway, if you look...

There's my hive right there. See it?

You're in Sheep Meadow!

Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!

No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once.

- Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not?

- It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that.

- You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine.

Just having two cups of coffee!

Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee.

Yeah, it's no trouble.

Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life.

Are you...?

Oan I take a piece of this with me?

Sure! Here, have a crumb.

- Thanks! - Yeah.

All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around.

Or not.

OK, Barry.

And thank you so much again... for before.

Oh, that? That was nothing.

Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...

This can't possibly work.

He's all set to go. We may as well try it.

OK, Dave, pull the chute.

- Sounds amazing. - It was amazing!

It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.

Humans! I can't believe you were with humans!

Giant, scary humans! What were they like?

Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.

They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy.

- Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't.

- How'd you get back? - Poodle.

You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.

You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.

- Well... - Well?

Well, I met someone.

You did? Was she Bee-ish?

- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp.

- Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders.

I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all.

I can't get by that face.

So who is she?

She's... human.

No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law.

- Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy.

She's so nice. And she's a florist!

Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!

We're not dating.

You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes

with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite!

She saved my life! And she understands me.

This is over!

Eat this.

This is not over! What was that?

- They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey!

And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat!

- You know what a Oinnabon is? - No.

It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up...

Sit down!

...really hot! - Listen to me!

We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them!

Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning?

There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me!

You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee!

- Thinking bee. - Thinking bee.

Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

There he is. He's in the pool.

You know what your problem is, Barry?

I gotta start thinking bee?

How much longer will this go on?

It's been three days! Why aren't you working?

I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about.

What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee!

Would it kill you to make a little honey?

Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you.

Martin, would you talk to him?

Barry, I'm talking to you!

You coming?

Got everything?

All set!

Go ahead. I'll catch up.

Don't be too long.

Watch this!

Vanessa!

- We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him.

He doesn't respond to yelling!

- Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen!

I'm not listening to this.

Sorry, I've gotta go.

- Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend.

A girl? Is this why you can't decide?

Bye.

I just hope she's Bee-ish.

They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena?

To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream!

Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering.

A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events?

No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere?

It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster.

Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn.

TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane!

You don't have that?

We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.

Oh, my.

Dumb bees!

You must want to sting all those jerks.

We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us.

So you have to watch your temper.

Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk,

write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion:

Anger, jealousy, lust.

Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?

Yeah.

- What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug.

He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep!

What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?

Yeah, it was. How did you know?

It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.

You've really got that down to a science.

- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet.

What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this?

How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,

Ray Liotta Private Select?

- Is he that actor? - I never heard of him.

- Why is this here? - For people. We eat it.

You don't have enough food of your own?

- Well, yes. - How do you get it?

- Bees make it. - I know who makes it!

And it's hard to make it!

There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing!

- It's organic. - It's our-ganic!

It's just honey, Barry.

Just what?!

Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing!

You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have!

And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this.

I'm getting to the bottom of all of this!

Hey, Hector.

- You almost done? - Almost.

He is here. I sense it.

Well, I guess I'll go home now

and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around.

You're busted, box boy!

I knew I heard something. So you can talk!

I can talk. And now you'll start talking!

Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier?

I don't understand. I thought we were friends.

The last thing we want to do is upset bees!

You're too late! It's ours now!

You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword!

You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio!

Where is the honey coming from?

Tell me where!

Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!

Orazy person!

What horrible thing has happened here?

These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now

they're on the road to nowhere!

Just keep still.

What? You're not dead?

Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed?

To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here.

I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off!

I'm going to Tacoma.

- And you? - He really is dead.

All right.

Uh-oh!

- What is that?! - Oh, no!

- A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade?

Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!

Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?!

How much do you people need to see?!

Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window!

From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell.

But don't kill no more bugs!

- Bee! - Moose blood guy!!

- You hear something? - Like what?

Like tiny screaming.

Turn off the radio.

Whassup, bee boy?

Hey, Blood.

Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see.

Wow!

I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it.

I mean, that honey's ours.

- Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in.

It's a close community.

Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own.

- What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble.

Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack!

At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls.

Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly.

Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.

You got to be kidding me!

Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee!

- Hey, guys! - Mooseblood!

I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw?

We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit.

What is this place?

A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead.

They are pinheads!

Pinhead.

- Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.

The Thomas 3000!

Smoker?

Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar.

A couple breaths of this knocks them right out.

They make the honey, and we make the money.

"They make the honey, and we make the money"?

Oh, my!

What's going on? Are you OK?

Yeah. It doesn't last too long.

Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls?

Our queen was moved here. We had no choice.

This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes!

That's a drag queen!

What is this?

Oh, no!

There's hundreds of them!

Bee honey.

Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale!

This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something.

Oh, Barry, stop.

Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor.

Do these look like rumors?

That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos.

How did you get mixed up in this?

He's been talking to humans.

- What? - Talking to humans?!

He has a human girlfriend. And they make out!

Make out? Barry!

We do not.

- You wish you could. - Whose side are you on?

The bees!

I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night.

Barry, this is what you want to do with your life?

I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees!

Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked

your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop.

I remember that.

What right do they have to our honey?

We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!

Even if it's true, what can one bee do?

Sting them where it really hurts.

In the face! The eye!

- That would hurt. - No.

Up the nose? That's a killer.

There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters.

Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source.

No more bee beards!

With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.

Weather with Storm Stinger.

Sports with Buzz Larvi.

And Jeanette Ohung.

- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung.

A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,

intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey,

packaging it and profiting from it illegally!

Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,

we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book,

Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon.

Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.

Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"?

Bees have never been afraid to change the world.

What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?

Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.

We were thinking of stickball or candy stores.

How old are you?

The bee community is supporting you in this case,

which will be the trial of the bee century.

You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too.

It's a common name. Next week...

He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots...

Next week...

Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em.

Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live.

Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish.

In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness!

It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.

Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that?

Quiet, please. Actual work going on here.

- Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is!

I'm helping him sue the human race.

- Hello. - Hello, bee.

This is Ken.

Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.

Why does he talk again?

Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working.

But it's our yogurt night!

Bye-bye.

Why is yogurt night so difficult?!

You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours!

Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help.

- Frosting... - How many sugars?

Just one. I try not to use the competition.

So why are you helping me?

Bees have good qualities.

And it takes my mind off the shop.

Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now.

Those are great, if you're three.

And artificial flowers.

- Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too.

Bent stingers, pointless pollination.

Bees must hate those fake things!

Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done.

Maybe this could make up for it a little bit.

- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess.

You sure you want to go through with it?

Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able

to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty!

It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan,

where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history,

we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak.

What have we gotten into here, Barry?

It's pretty big, isn't it?

I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day.

You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers?

Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade.

- What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill.

Well, if it isn't the bee team.

You boys work on this?

All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding.

All right. Oase number 4475,

Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry

is now in session.

Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively?

A privilege.

Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world?

I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed.

Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

my grandmother was a simple woman.

Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right

to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us.

If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines,

just think of what would it mean.

I would have to negotiate with the silkworm

for the elastic in my britches!

Talking bee!

How do we know this isn't some sort of

holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry?

They could be using laser beams!

Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know,

he could be on steroids!

Mr. Benson?

Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here.

I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me.

It's important to all bees. We invented it!

We make it. And we protect it with our lives.

Unfortunately, there are some people in this room

who think they can take it from us

'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over,

you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have

but everything we are!

I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice!

Oall your first witness.

So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have.

I suppose so.

I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron!

Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms.

Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term.

I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you?

- No. - I couldn't hear you.

- No. - No.

Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that,

it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey.

They're very lovable creatures.

Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.

You mean like this?

Bears kill bees!

How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?!

Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows!

OK, that's enough. Take him away.

So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me.

- Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police.

But you've never been a police officer, have you?

No, I haven't.

No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example

of bee culture casually stolen by a human

for nothing more than a prance-about stage name.

Oh, please.

Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?

Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting.

Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!

That's not his real name?! You idiots!

Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on

your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005.

Thank you. Thank you.

I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome

with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow.

I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?

Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you?

Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't

have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir?

Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now!

This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella!

Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?!

- Order in this court! - You're all thinking it!

Order! Order, I say!

- Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down!

I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that.

I think the jury's on our side.

Are we doing everything right, legally?

I'm a florist.

Right. Well, here's to a great team.

To a great team!

Well, hello.

- Ken! - Hello.

I didn't think you were coming.

No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery.

I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.

Oh, that was lucky.

There's a little left. I could heat it up.

Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.

So I hear you're quite a tennis player.

I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby.

That's where I usually sit. Right... there.

Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,

and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill.

You think I don't see what you're doing?

I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common.

Do we?

Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out.

That's just what I was thinking about doing.

Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.

I'm going to drain the old stinger.

Yeah, you do that.

Look at that.

You know, I've just about had it

with your little mind games.

- What's that? - Italian Vogue.

Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.

A lot of ads.

Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine?

Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!

I think something stinks in here!

I love the smell of flowers.

How do you like the smell of flames?!

Not as much.

Water bug! Not taking sides!

Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic!

I've got issues!

Well, well, well, a royal flush!

- You're bluffing. - Am I?

Surf's up, dude!

Poo water!

That bowl is gnarly.

Except for those dirty yellow rings!

Kenneth! What are you doing?!

You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it!

We need to talk!

He's just a little bee!

And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time!

Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life?

No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them!

Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...

My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster!

Goodbye, Ken.

And for your information,

I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man!

I'm sorry about all that.

I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it!

I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me.

I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well.

Are you OK for the trial?

I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas.

We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.

Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers...

Yeah.

Layton, you've gotta weave some magic

with this jury, or it's gonna be all over.

Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around

is to remind them of what they don't like about bees.

- You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic?

Only to losing, son. Only to losing.

Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know.

What exactly is your relationship

to that woman?

We're friends.

- Good friends? - Yes.

How good? Do you live together?

Wait a minute...

Are you her little...

...bedbug?

I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand,

doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children?

- Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents!

- Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are!

Hold me back!

You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson?

He's denouncing bees!

Don't y'all date your cousins?

- Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy!

Adam, don't! It's what he wants!

Oh, I'm hit!!

Oh, lordy, I am hit!

Order! Order!

The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins!

I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction!

You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages!

Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way!

- Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs.

What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison

from my heaving buttocks?

I will have order in this court. Order!

Order, please!

The case of the honeybees versus the human race

took a pointed turn against the bees

yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery.

- Hey, buddy. - Hey.

- Is there much pain? - Yeah.

I...

I blew the whole case, didn't I?

It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died.

I'd be better off dead. Look at me.

They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.

Look, there's a little celery still on it.

What was it like to sting someone?

I can't explain it. It was all...

All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy!

All right.

You think it was all a trap?

Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this.

What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world.

What will the humans do to us if they win?

I don't know.

I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad.

Adam, they check in, but they don't check out!

Oh, my.

Oould you get a nurse to close that window?

- Why? - The smoke.

Bees don't smoke.

Right. Bees don't smoke.

Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking.

That's it! That's our case!

It is? It's not over?

Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.

Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can.

And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.

Mr. Flayman.

Yes? Yes, Your Honor!

Where is the rest of your team?

Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.

Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,

and as a result, we don't make very good time.

I actually heard a funny story about...

Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs

taken up enough of this court's valuable time?

How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on?

They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges

against my clients, who run legitimate businesses.

I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case!

Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going

to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion.

But you can't! We have a terrific case.

Where is your proof? Where is the evidence?

Show me the smoking gun!

Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun?

Here is your smoking gun.

What is that?

It's a bee smoker!

What, this? This harmless little contraption?

This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee.

Look at what has happened

to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?"

Is this what nature intended for us?

To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines

and man-made wooden slat work camps?

Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man?

- What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card.

Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees!

Free the bees! Free the bees!

Free the bees!

Free the bees! Free the bees!

The court finds in favor of the bees!

Vanessa, we won!

I knew you could do it! High-five!

Sorry.

I'm OK! You know what this means?

All the honey will finally belong to the bees.

Now we won't have to work so hard all the time.

This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson.

You'll regret this.

Barry, how much honey is out there?

All right. One at a time.

Barry, who are you wearing?

My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.

- What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean?

We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years.

Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement?

First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps.

Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with,

every last drop.

We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more

than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine.

We're all aware of what they do in the woods.

Wait for my signal.

Take him out.

He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine.

And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames...

But it's just a prance-about stage name!

...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products

and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments.

Oan't breathe.

Bring it in, boys!

Hold it right there! Good.

Tap it.

Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming!

- I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down.

Shut down honey production!

Stop making honey!

Turn your key, sir!

What do we do now?

Oannonball!

We're shutting honey production!

Mission abort.

Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base.

Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there.

Oh, yeah?

What's going on? Where is everybody?

- Are they out celebrating? - They're home.

They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in.

I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket.

At least we got our honey back.

Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't?

It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it.

This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well.

And now...

Now I can't.

I don't understand why they're not happy.

I thought their lives would be better!

They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people.

You don't have any idea what's going on, do you?

- What did you want to show me? - This.

What happened here?

That is not the half of it.

Oh, no. Oh, my.

They're all wilting.

Doesn't look very good, does it?

No.

And whose fault do you think that is?

You know, I'm gonna guess bees.

Bees?

Specifically, me.

I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things.

It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.

That's our whole SAT test right there.

Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom.

And then, of course...

The human species?

So if there's no more pollination,

it could all just go south here, couldn't it?

I know this is also partly my fault.

How about a suicide pact?

How do we do it?

- I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice.

Right, right.

Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going.

I had to open my mouth and talk.

Vanessa?

Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going?

To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena.

They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying.

It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it.

Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this.

I know. Me neither.

Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports.

Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?

Roses!

Vanessa!

Roses?!

Barry?

- Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are.

Flowers, bees, pollen!

I know. That's why this is the last parade.

Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down?

Oould you slow down?

Barry!

OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault.

Yes, it kind of is.

I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you

with the flower shop. I've made it worse.

Actually, it's completely closed down.

I thought maybe you were remodeling.

But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined.

I don't want to hear it!

All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen.

I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park.

All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got.

- Bees. - Park.

- Pollen! - Flowers.

- Repollination! - Across the nation!

Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia.

They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy.

Security will be tight.

I have an idea.

Vanessa Bloome, FTD.

Official floral business. It's real.

Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.

Thank you. It was a gift.

Once inside, we just pick the right float.

How about The Princess and the Pea?

I could be the princess, and you could be the pea!

Yes, I got it.

- Where should I sit? - What are you?

- I believe I'm the pea. - The pea?

It goes under the mattresses.

- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal.

You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco!

Let's see what this baby'll do.

Hey, what are you doing?!

Then all we do is blend in with traffic...

...without arousing suspicion.

Once at the airport, there's no stopping us.

Stop! Security.

- You and your insect pack your float? - Yes.

Has it been in your possession the entire time?

Would you remove your shoes?

- Remove your stinger. - It's part of me.

I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight.

Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job.

Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job!

I think this is gonna work.

It's got to work.

Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott.

We have a bit of bad weather in New York.

It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay.

Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it.

I gotta get up there and talk to them.

Be careful.

Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine?

I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.

Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.

- What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing.

Bee!

Don't freak out! My entire species...

What are you doing?

- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney?

Don't move.

Oh, Barry.

Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain.

Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit?

And please hurry!

What happened here?

There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded.

One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious!

- Is that another bee joke? - No!

No one's flying the plane!

This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status?

This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York.

Where's the pilot?

He's unconscious, and so is the copilot.

Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience?

As a matter of fact, there is.

- Who's that? - Barry Benson.

From the honey trial?! Oh, great.

Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee.

It's got giant wings, huge engines.

I can't fly a plane.

- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes.

How hard could it be?

Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning.

This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport,

where a suspenseful scene is developing.

Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory...

That's Barry!

...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers

and an incapacitated flight crew.

Flowers?!

We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls

with absolutely no flight experience.

Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane.

I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres.

They've done enough damage.

But isn't he your only hope?

Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all.

Their wings are too small...

Haven't we heard this a million times?

"The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense."

- Get this on the air! - Got it.

- Stand by. - We're going live.

The way we work may be a mystery to you.

Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs.

But let me tell you about a small job.

If you do it well, it makes a big difference.

More than we realized. To us, to everyone.

That's why I want to get bees back to working together.

That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O.

We get behind a fellow.

- Black and yellow! - Hello!

Left, right, down, hover.

- Hover? - Forget hover.

This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep!

Barry, what happened?!

Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time.

- That may have been helping me. - And now we're not!

So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.

All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out!

Move out!

Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane!

Don't have to yell.

I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble.

It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!

It's not a tone. I'm panicking!

I can't do this!

Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it!

You snap out of it.

You snap out of it.

- You snap out of it! - You snap out of it!

- You snap out of it! - You snap out of it!

- You snap out of it! - You snap out of it!

- Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn.

How is the plane flying?

I don't know.

Hello?

Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there?

The Pollen Jocks!

They do get behind a fellow.

- Black and yellow. - Hello.

All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop.

Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?

No, nothing. It's all cloudy.

Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.

- Thinking bee. - Thinking bee.

Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something.

- What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.

Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.

Bring the nose down.

Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

- What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that!

Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

- Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK.

Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys?

Affirmative!

Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.

Land on that flower!

Ready? Full reverse!

Spin it around!

- Not that flower! The other one! - Which one?

- That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower!

That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower

made of millions of bees!

Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.

Rotate around it.

- This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly.

Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern?

Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse!

Just drop it. Be a part of it.

Aim for the center!

Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!

Oome on, already.

Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly!

- Yes. No high-five! - Right.

Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower?

What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius!

- Thank you. - But we're not done yet.

Listen, everyone!

This runway is covered with the last pollen

from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth.

That means this is our last chance.

We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this.

If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say?

Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains?

We're bees!

Keychain!

Then follow me! Except Keychain.

Hold on, Barry. Here.

You've earned this.

Yeah!

I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.

Oh, yeah.

That's our Barry.

Mom! The bees are back!

If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time.

I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight!

Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next?

Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.

Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel!

Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat!

I had no idea.

Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment?

Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you.

Sorry I'm late.

He's a lawyer too?

I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase.

Have a great afternoon!

Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere.

No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me.

You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next?

All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly.

Thank you, Barry!

That bee is living my life!

Let it go, Kenny.

- When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go.

- Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is.

Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office.

You have got to start thinking bee, my friend.

- Thinking bee! - Me?

Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here?

I'm not making a major life decision during a production number!

All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys.

I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

 "If people are talking about you behind your back, just fart, it works everytime"
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- Probably Einstein

Summary
Nobody knows where he came from, or what he came from, or why he came from, only that he is the inheritor of The Ultimate, he has access to all 9,686,353,365,085,365,870,253,576,265 Unholy Cringe Grails, 327,486,171 Neg Mirrors, The 857,925 Arks of Cringe, and can blink away entire Memeverses, he can also shoot laser beams, and fly, and walk through walls, and read minds, and not only that, but he can also steal souls, and he is the only existing Grandmaster of the Infinitefold Path of Victory, but he was defeated by all of America with the help of Chuck Norris and joseph Stalin, his power exeeds that of Pepe by an undefinable amount, and he is even more cancerous than the Composite Shonen Protagonist, and he is power behind PewDiePie, and the one responsible for The Thread with no Name, and along with Hirohito he started WWII, did we mention that hes also a Super Saiyan? cause I bet we didn't, but he is.

Powers and Stats
Tier: 11-A | 10-C | 10-B | 10-A | 9-C | 9-A | 8-B | 8-A | 7-C | 7-B | 7-A | 6-B | 6-A | 5-C | 5-B | 4-C | 4-B | 3-C | 3-B | 3-A | 2-C | 2-B | 2-A | 1-B | 1-A | 0 | -1 | -2 | -9999 | -∞ | Atleast Omniversal with powerscaling | Ocean | High Ocean | Memetic | Infinitely Memetic | OMFG hes ACTUALLY interracting with reality |  True Shitler  | True Shitler (Power x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity)  and possibly even beyond that | True Shitler (Power x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity(Power x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity(Power x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity)))  | All Previous Tiers Combined (All Previous Tiers Combined ^ All Previous Tiers Combined x SIEG HEIL x Cancer x Pepe ^ AIDS ^ 4Chan x All Previous Tiers Combined ^ Eumgyeong ^ NAZI NAZI NAZI x Kim Jong-uns hair ^ Stalin ^ Сука блять ^ Berlin Seige ^ Cancer + Ultra ^ #Nukes ^ Fuck Stalin x Fuck Chuck Norris(All Previous Tiers Combined ^ All Previous Tiers Combined x SIEG HEIL x Cancer x Pepe ^ AIDS ^ 4Chan x All Previous Tiers Combined ^ Eumgyeong ^ NAZI NAZI NAZI x Kim Jong-uns hair ^ Stalin ^ Сука блять ^ Berlin Seige ^ Cancer + Ultra ^ #Nukes ^ Fuck Stalin x Fuck Chuck Norris(All Previous Tiers Combined ^ All Previous Tiers Combined x SIEG HEIL x Cancer x Pepe ^ AIDS ^ 4Chan x All Previous Tiers Combined ^ Eumgyeong ^ NAZI NAZI NAZI x Kim Jong-uns hair ^ Stalin ^ Сука блять ^ Berlin Seige ^ Cancer + Ultra ^ #Nukes ^ Fuck Stalin x Fuck Chuck Norris(All Previous Tiers Combined ^ All Previous Tiers Combined x SIEG HEIL x Cancer x Pepe ^ AIDS ^ 4Chan x All Previous Tiers Combined ^ Eumgyeong ^ NAZI NAZI NAZI x Kim Jong-uns hair ^ Stalin ^ Сука блять ^ Berlin Seige ^ Cancer + Ultra ^ #Nukes ^ Fuck Stalin x Fuck Chuck Norris)))  | Below 💩 Tier, but still somehow beyond Everything before  combined+  Infinity^Infinity^Infinity Dumilinilinion  99999999999999  Octodecilinilion  to the power of infinity infinitilions of infinite infinites beyond the concept of D E R P and laser beams that shoot Cofefe with ICE...go get a life and stop reading this you Dummy Dumb Dumbo head little bitch fuk U ur mom gay MUTHERFUKFUKFUKFUK (What am I doing with my life) powers of the Super Duper ULTRA memes and more onesho- LOOK MA, ITS A NAZI++++++++++++++++++ smoke weed everyday TOP 10 Nazi Super Weapons Death Laser of Doom and Dsrtrcunsodn | P E  P  E  XD FUGDYSSHYT LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL P E  P  E  XD FUGDYSSHYT LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL P E  P  E  XD FUGDYSSHYT LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL P E  P  E  XD FUGDYSSHYT LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL P <font color="#9900ff">E  P  E  XD FUGDYSSHYT LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL <font color="#ff00ff">P <font color="#9900ff">E  P  E  XD FUGDYSSHYT LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL <font color="#ff00ff">P <font color="#9900ff">E  P  E  XD FUGDYSSHYT LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL | '''<font color="#c27ba0">WEH ART YU STYL HYIR!?!?!? LMAO XDDDDDDDDDD!  (What the hell does that even mean lol?) |  Absolutely Pure Fucking Cancer Tier ''' (As the embodiment of Internet Cancer)

Name: Adolf Hitler (but people call him Shitler, we don't know why, but they do)

Origin: The wet dream of a <font color="#00ff00">4Channer , also the Real World and probably Naruto and Dragon Ball Z too

Gender:   (◕‿◕✿)

Age: Almost 130, but probably around 100000 Years old because I said so, the point is, hes as old as dirt

Height: 5'9 in base, Godmode, and SSJ1, 6'5 in SSGSS Googol, 9'1 in LSSJ, 10'2 in SSJ ∞^∞, 7'0 as Robo Hitler, 60,000 miles in ascension, 1,000,000 miles in Super Ascension, 5.90000e+20 in Mastered Ascension, Infinite as Á̶̧͘d̶̢̧͘͠o̵͘҉̸҉l҉͏f̨͝͡͠ ̴̨͡Ḩ̴̧̀į̀t̢̕҉͟l̶͘͢è͡r̨̕, Shitler the Ultimate and The Final Shitler

Classification: The Dank One, Literally Hitler, Leader of Nazi Shitposters, Composite Nazi, Composite 4Chan

Powers and Abilities: Superduperhuman Physical Characteristics, Cancerpotence, Cancerpresence, Cancerscience, Never Ending Life (type ∞), Artial Marts Mastery (He was stated to have a Black-Belt in Karate, Jujustu, Brazilian jiu-jitsu, Taekwondo, Muay Thai, Judo, Aikido, Kenpō, Jeet Kune Do, Hapkido, and Shaolin Kung Fu) Beat Stick Mastery, What is real Warping and Info Destroying (Warped the fabric of the truth with Nazi Propaganda), Tiny little things Manipulation, Anti-Tiny little things Manipulation, Human insides Manipulation (With Mangele Force), Going to a different place to fight (He did this many times in World War II), Quick Healing (He always comes back), Bigness (He covered half of Europe), Thinking Manipulation (With Hitler Youth), Idea's Manipulation, Super Senses, Power Use and Making stuff (With factory production), Bullet Hell (In battlefields), Tick Tock Manipulation, Where are we Manipulation, Abra Ka Dabra, Insanity Controlling (He was insane, and he controlled himself), immaterial Existence (In Newspapers, Forums, Videogames, TV, and Movies), Calling (The Forbidden One), Higher level Warping, Can't be hurt (While inside his bunker), Toughness Ignoring and Deleting (With you know what), Nothingness Manipulation, That thing that doesn't exist Manipulation, Plotting (Altered the plot of World War II when he attacked Stalin), One Shotting (With Execution), Moving to other places with holes (Moved to Argentina or Brazil or whatever), Spirit Energy Control (Can fire energy beams such as the Kamehameheil), Ded Manipulation, Destiny Wapring (Changed the fates of millions of people), Multiduality, Boom Manipulation (With airbombing), Locking (Locked up people he didn't like), Law Rewriting (Changed the Laws of Germany), Attack Sendback (With No U), Very Scary (People feared him), Crazyness Control, Smoky Poison Manipulation (With Showers), Bad Breath (With Shoop Da Whoop), Always planning, Dabbing on them h8rz (Invented dabbing all the way back in the 30's), Urk Controlling (Demonstrated massive amounts of such energies numerous times) Gay Control (Un-gayed the gays), Memeing, Neging, Neging Neging, Neging Neging Neging, Neging Neging Neging Neging, Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging, Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging, Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging, Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging, Neging Neging Neging  Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging Neging, Resistence, Resistence Resistence, Resistence Resistence Resistence, Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence, Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence, Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence, Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence, Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence, Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence, Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence Resistence, Spam Manipulation

Attack Potency: Plane level (He was originally an 2 dimensional being) | Subhuman level (Was completely incapable of fighting) | Average Human level (Should be comparable to other humans) | Athlete level (Fought against British and American Soldiers in WWI) | Street level (With guns) | Room level (With grenades) | City Block level Casually defeated three Kung Fu masters with his right arm tied behind his back) | Multi-City Block level (Kaio-Ken times twenty should allow him to reach these levels) | Town level (Smashed a hole in the ground that reached such sizes) | City level (Kicked a nuke off coarse) | Mountain level (Lifted Zugspitze) | Country level (Overtook Germany) | Continent level (Absorbed most of europe) | Moon level (Should be superior to Communist Elmo, who is moon sized) | Planet level (he grew to sized large enough to reach this level) | Star level (Created a black hole that absorbed millions of Soviet Soldiers and absorbed earth) | Solar System level (He is more perfect than Super Perfect Cell) | Galaxy level (As the master of the Shitpath hidden Justsu, he can destroy entire galaxies) | Multi-Galaxy level (Destroyed the El Gordo galaxy cluster) | Universe level (Defeated the Comsic Sages, who control the universe) | Low Multiverse level (Destroyed 16 universe with a sneeze) | Multiverse level (Was stated to be capable of busting 7,000,332,121,655,787 universes with one punch) | Multiverse level+ (Was capable of crushing an infinite multiverse with his bare hands) | Hyperverse level (His power was stated to be atleast 26th Dimensional) | Outerverse level (Transcends meager concepts such as existence by an extreme amount) | True Infinity (Stalemated an Omnipotent being) | ∞+ (Killed the omnipotent being that he had previously stalemated) | ∞∞ (Became infinity stronger before to the point where he was capable of oneshoting himself from yesterday) | ∞∞^9999 (Soloed a memeverse) | ∞∞^∞∞ (Damaged Pepe) | Atleast Omniversal with powerscaling (Bitchslapped Mussolini, causing him to feel physical pain) | Ocean (Weed allowed him to reach this level) | High Ocean (Completely outplayed the Meme Wizards) | Memetic (Comparable to Classic Chuck Norris) | Infinitely Memetic (Oneshot Doge without effort) | OMFG hes ACTUALLY interracting with reality level (Cause, you know, he DID)|  True Shitler  (He exists beyond any conceivable thought or imagination) | <font color="#e69138">True Shitler (Power x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity)  and possibly even beyond that (Caused the page reader to actually put effort into scrolling down) | <font color="#e69138">True Shitler (Power x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity(Power x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity(Power x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer x Cancer ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity ^ Infinity))) level  (Collapsed infinite memeverse simply by existing, spilled someones drink just because) | <font color="#351c75">All Previous Tiers Combined (All Previous Tiers Combined ^ All Previous Tiers Combined x SIEG HEIL x Cancer x Pepe ^ AIDS ^ 4Chan x All Previous Tiers Combined ^ Eumgyeong ^ NAZI NAZI NAZI x Kim Jong-uns hair ^ Stalin ^ Сука блять ^ Berlin Seige ^ Cancer + Ultra ^ #Nukes ^ Fuck Stalin x Fuck Chuck Norris(All Previous Tiers Combined ^ All Previous Tiers Combined x SIEG HEIL x Cancer x Pepe ^ AIDS ^ 4Chan x All Previous Tiers Combined ^ Eumgyeong ^ NAZI NAZI NAZI x Kim Jong-uns hair ^ Stalin ^ Сука блять ^ Berlin Seige ^ Cancer + Ultra ^ #Nukes ^ Fuck Stalin x Fuck Chuck Norris(All Previous Tiers Combined ^ All Previous Tiers Combined x SIEG HEIL x Cancer x Pepe ^ AIDS ^ 4Chan x All Previous Tiers Combined ^ Eumgyeong ^ NAZI NAZI NAZI x Kim Jong-uns hair ^ Stalin ^ Сука блять ^ Berlin Seige ^ Cancer + Ultra ^ #Nukes ^ Fuck Stalin x Fuck Chuck Norris(All Previous Tiers Combined ^ All Previous Tiers Combined x SIEG HEIL x Cancer x Pepe ^ AIDS ^ 4Chan x All Previous Tiers Combined ^ Eumgyeong ^ NAZI NAZI NAZI x Kim Jong-uns hair ^ Stalin ^ Сука блять ^ Berlin Seige ^ Cancer + Ultra ^ #Nukes ^ Fuck Stalin x Fuck Chuck Norris))) level  (Caused all of the cancer in existence to converge in one spot) | Below 💩 Tier, but still somehow beyond Everything before  combined+  Infinity^Infinity^Infinity <font color="#00ff00">Dumilinilinion  99999999999999  Octodecilinilion  to <font color="#9900ff">the <font color="#ff00ff">power of infinity infinitilions of infinite infinites beyond the concept of D E R P and laser beams that shoot Cofefe with ICE...go get a life and stop reading this you Dummy Dumb Dumbo head little bitch fuk U ur mom gay MUTHERFUKFUKFUKFUK (What am I doing with my life) powers of the Super Duper ULTRA memes and more onesho- LOOK MA, ITS A NAZI++++++++++++++++++ smoke weed everyday TOP 10 Nazi Super Weapons Death Laser of Doom and Dsrtrcunsodn (Produced this, he is TheLegend27) | <font color="#ff00ff">P <font color="#9900ff">E  P  E  XD FUGDYSSHYT LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL <font color="#ff00ff">P <font color="#9900ff">E  P  E  XD FUGDYSSHYT LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL <font color="#ff00ff">P <font color="#9900ff">E  P  E  XD FUGDYSSHYT LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL <font color="#ff00ff">P <font color="#9900ff">E  P  E  XD FUGDYSSHYT LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL <font color="#ff00ff">P <font color="#9900ff">E  P  E  XD FUGDYSSHYT LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL <font color="#ff00ff">P <font 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LMAO XDDDDDDDDDD!  (What the hell does that even mean lol?) (Was probably somewhat responsible for this) |  Absolutely Pure Fucking Cancer Tier ''' (As the embodiment of Cancer he is all the cancer to have ever existed, if someone tries to out cancer him by posting cancer of their own he will simply absorb it into his body, thus making it his cancer, even the Paradox threads are just extensions of his cancer, seriously, don't try to out cancer him it won't work, he is the root of all cancer, so yeah, nothing you do will work)

Speed: OMFG Look out hes right behind you!!!

Lifting Strength: 616^Infinity (Likely higher, but whatevs bro, lifting strengths doesn't matter anyway, so who cares, seriously, why is lifting strength even on these goddamn pages if everyone in the VS Community dismisses it like its meaningless, like yeah so what I can bench 100 but who gives a flying fuck, not the VS Community that's who, they don't give two shits about lifting strength because its meaningless, all that matters is how hard you can punch)

Striking Strength: Skidaddle Skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle, posssibly Hip Hip Horay, your mom is now gay

Durability: Can we just say its the same as his attack potency, because I don't feel like putting another wall of spam on this page when it already has 2

Stamina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Range: Despacito 8: Gangnam Style will See you Again

Standard Equipment: Literally every weapon that has ever existed ever

Intelligence: Easily understood National Socialism, and to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand National Socialism. The ideology is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of volkish tradition most of the jokes will go over a typical untermensch's head. There's also Hitler's Germannic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Carl Jung's literature, for instance. The Schutzstaffel understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these memes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike National Socialism truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the depth in Himmler's volkish catchphrase "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!" which itself is a cryptic reference to Kaiser Wilhelm's Prussian epic Vater und Sohne. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Joseph Goebbels' genius wit unfolds itself at the Bürgerbräukeller. What degenerates.. how I pity them.😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Swastika tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel juden. 😎

Weaknesses: Literally fucking nothing bruh

Attacks, Techniques, and other Equipment
Kamehameheil: The strongest attack in fiction, it can kill all of your punt godmodes and your weak spectral destroyers, this in internet cancer at its peak, even the likes of God, Satan, Zeus, Ra, Odin, Quetzalqultapluttle (Or whatever the Aztec guys name is), Amaterasu, and Bob could survive this attack, not even Goku can survive this attack, once he hits you with it, your going straight to hell Auschwitz (which is worse than hell) you little bitch, Shitler will mow through you and your family with this attack, and don't even try to claim that you can negate it, it negates your negation then negates your existence, Shitler negates all of your abilities 3 years before fighting you, so don't try to use Hax to beat him.

FUCK YOUR HAX: Shitler screams "FUCK YOUR HAX" and negates your hax, this abilitiy can also negate the negation of it negating someone elses negation of its negation or something, the point is, even if you took this power away from him, he would still be able to use it, fuck anyone who thinks otherwise.



Life Ending Combo of Daspair: Shitler uses a combo of insults to degrade his opponents self esteem, and due to his Unholy Cringe Grails, any negation of sendback of this attack is negated, by the time Shitler is done with this attack, his opponent will be nothing but a sputtering pile of goo

Infinitefold Path of Victory: Allows Shitler to instantly win no questions asked, as soon as he performs this move he wins and his opponent is added to his notable victories, don't even try to deny that this would happen, because your argument is useless at this point.

Summoning the Forbidden One: Another automatic win, because why not.

Invading Poland: This was a bad idea.



Unholy Cringe Grails: Perhaps one of Shitlers most infamous weapons, the Cringe Grails negate and absorb all form of damage that would go to Shitler, any Hax that would be performed on Shitler is absorbed into the Cringe Grail, there is no limit to what the Cringe Grails cant absorb, as the can absorb all forms of hax, for instance, if someone tried to swap powers with Shitler, they would instead swap powers with one of the Cringe Grails, if one tried to delete increase their power to exeec that of Shitler, the extra power that they stack onto themselves will go to one of the Crange Grails, then Shitler will drink from said Cringe Grail and gain the extra power, even if PewDiePie tried to review Shitler he would only end up reviewing one of the Cringe Grails, any attack that tries to kill Shitler will be negated by one of the Cringe Grails, if any little fucker actually manages hurt Shitler (which is already impossible), the damage will be negated, and Shitler will be unharmed, if Shitlers attacks someone and they survive, their survival will be negated and they will die, this cant be negated, and if it is, it will negate that negation, if someone claims "Even if that happens, nothing will happen to (Insert character)" that claim is negated and changed to "Please have mercy on (Insert character)", to which Shitler will reply with "Sure thing man" then Shitler and (Insert character) will become good drinking buddies and soon they will be BFF's, however if they continue to deny that Shitler would kill them, they will die a painful death.

Neg Mirror: Shitlers most trollish weapon, it can reflect anything, any hax or bullshit thrown at Shitler will be instantly reflected by at the user via the Neg Mirror, the Mirror can't be negated by anything, as it is negation, and it will negate any effects and throw them back, if you try to deny this and say something like: "That won't work on (Insert Character)" or "(Insert Character) is beyond getting his attack reflected" or even "(Insert Character) has his own Neg Mirror" (Which is impossible as Shitler has the only ones ever to exist and they can't be copied), they will be ignored for the rest of eternity, even an attack that isn't an attack shall be reflected by the Neg Mirror, trying to destroy one of Shitlers Unholy Cringe Grails will be reflected by the Neg Mirrors, if Shitler is facing more than one opponent he can use one of the Mirrors to create a Mirror image of himself that is equal to the real one, or he could make a mirror image of his opponents to fight for him while he browses Deviantart, if you have a logical argument for why Shitler would lose, that argument is reflected back at the one you used it and thus turns into a logical argument for why Shitler would win.

Arks of the Cringe: One of Shitlers most powerfulest weapons, once opened it unleashes a flair of light that nerfs any character down to 💩 Tier, allowing Shitler to defeat them easily, if someone tried to use the argument that this wouldn't work, they will be vaporized into oblivion and their argument will be ignored, because they're a dumbass, and dumbasses have to be ignored, look, you just can't beat this weapon, once he uses it, (Insert Character) is as good as dead.

Featsies
Ripped off multiple pages and got away with it because hes Shitler

Infested himself with spam and got even stronger

Added Mayron to his notable victories and didn't get edited by Carlos in the first 5 minutes

Failed to take over the world

Watched Watchmojo for 3 hours

Was edited mostly in source mode

Died and came back

Made you cringe atleast once

Killed your family

Fucked France

Tanked a blow that could have

became the face of 4Chan

Killed 17 Million people

Dabbed on his Haters

Defeated all of the other memes at once

Absorbed all the cancer that ever existed

Probably triggered Uselessnoob a few times

Others
Notable Victories:

France

Poland

Isreal

Most of Europe

17 Million People

Ur mom

Ur dad

The Kings

The Priests

The Warriors

The Peasants

The Untouchables

The Jake Paulers

Memes

Non-Memes

PewDiePie

Markiplier

Jacksepticeye

Skodwarde

Goku (Exaggerated)

Flan-chan (Composite)

Borat

Mayron Legenrok

Yxz

Hue BR

Logan Paul

HOSTLESS

Thanos (Exaggerated)

Seol404 (Her IQ drops by 1 point ever time she looks at this page)

All of the pages he ripped off

Notable Losses:

Stalin and Chuck Norris + America

Inconclusive Matches:

Mussolini

Emperor Hirohito

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