User blog:Professor Voodoo/I Did It For The Rock Calc

I watched these 2 videos prior to calculations




The Calc
So i crunched some numbers using advanced math which i totally do not suck at, and tried to see why he did it for The Rock. As well as why people do it for The Rock.

It lead me to Exhibit A. Rocky Road Ice Cream.



Suffice to say, it ended up in my stomach. People like Ice Cream. Is that why they do it?

A full tub has 120mg of sodium. 60 grams of sodium or half a cup is standard serving size.

Sodium is found in salt. And as we all know, salt is a kind of rock.



Rock salt is used in many of our daily foods.

A popular kind of chip for example is salt n vinegar chips.

Exhibit B:



Vinegar is used to draw flies away. Because flies are annoying. So as i got deeper, i realized something. People hate bugs in their house.

So maybe that's why they do it for The Rock.

Of course one could call an exterminator, but you'll have to leave the house. The Rock has been known for his unique stomp. As we all know, stomps are used to squish bugs.(insert random college math here)

So i thought it over, and realized. People do it for The Rock because he will magically rid your house of bugs if you do.

Do it for The Rock. He's a bug slayer.