Board Thread:Vs Thread/@comment-34272082-20180725002844/@comment-26180030-20180725095757

You know, he is a 50 year old man, while basically all the people here are presumably in their late teens to early twenties (at least I hope so). We could just dogpile him into oblivion.

Hell, even I alone could probably take him, considering the fact that I've trained in boxing and can deadlift at least 220 pounds.

...Oh wait, this is suposed to be Joke Battles Wiki, not Quora...eeeeeeeeeeeehhhh...QUICK, MAY-MAY DISTRACTION