User blog:Crabwhale/Crabs is losing his fucking mind

So, as some of you may know, I got a daily quota of 4 episodes of Barney to watch per day. And it's becoming harder and harder for me to do so. However, this has no bearing on what I am about to confess.

Anyway, I am watching through my third episode for the day, skimming through a song since they don't tend to harbor any feats, and I suddenly hear the lyrics "Did you ever see a goose kissing a moose?"

At that moment, my mind broke. I zoomed out, this started playing in my head, and only then did I ask myself: What the fuck am I even watching?