Super Ultra Rare Omegamegamega Awesome WTF Shrek

Summary
IT'S NOT OGRE YET!

Powers and Stats
Tier: Dank Memetic+

Name: Shrik

Origin: Shrik

Gender: Hypermale

Age: 666

Classification: Baby child

Powers and Abilities: Can Shrek things with his gigantic shrek-

Attack Potency: SHREK+ Level

Speed: Shrekipresence

Lifting Strength: Shrek class

Striking Strength: Shrek class

Durability: SUPER SHREK LEVEL+++-

Stamina: Shrek

Range: 69 + Infinity * Shrek * Shrek * 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Centillion Googolplexes of light years

Standard Equipment: Shrek dong

Intelligence: Shrekiscience

Weaknesses: Cannot Shrek if his Shrek-o-meter isn't high enough

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

SHREK

SHREEK

SHREEEK

SHREEEEK

Tenshi is love

Others
Notable Victories:

A Tiger

Luigi

The One Above the One Above All

350 Shreks

Kirby (According to DBZ fans)

Majin Buu

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches: