Lord English (Ascended)





Summary
is an indestructible, all-powerful demon summoned at the end of the omniverse, although his time travel abilities allow him to appear prior to his actual summoning. Though the demon's true form is an amalgam of various powerful identities, he was originally the cherub Caliborn, who obtained unlimited power and unconditional immortality by clearing a dead session of the game. As a result, he apparently cannot be destroyed by ordinary means, but only through the exploitation of a number of time-based glitches and loopholes. He is the leader of the Felt on Alternia, and his current appearance resembles that of an adult cherub, sans wings. Vriska Serket describes English as the 8ig 8ad, saying English was the guy who stacked the whole deck against us from the start, rigging shit to go haywire, wiping out our race, 8lowing up omniverses, exterimin8ting ghosts, slaughtering dark gods, and shattering reality itself. English was the "demon" summoned by the unhackable.~ath file.

Powers and Stats
Tier: Eternal Ineffably Infinitely Beyond the Concept of Impossible to Define

Name: Lord English

Origin: Homestuck

Gender: Male

Age: As a time lord, he does not need this

Classification: Time Lord

Powers and Abilities: Fools, this is nothing to him

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Lifting Strength: YOU CAN'T LIFT, BUT I CAN

Striking Strength: I STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF MANY

'''Durability: Why hit him!? Just run! Oh, wait.'''

Stamina: He never runs out

Range: Enough to whoop your arse.

Standard Equipment: Cane, leg, size

Intelligence: YOU DARE QUESTION HIS INTELLECT!?

 Weaknesses: Plot against his favor 

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