The Chronically Depressed Guy



Tier: 10-C | 2-A

Name: Jeff, Bob, Steve, Richard, Gareth, Dave, Joe | Atlantl-ql-Paneu, The being of mass suicide, Harbinger of Self-Induced death

Origin: Unknown

Gender: Yes

Age: Timeless

Classification: Balding, 40 year old divorced man with a mortgage and two children who are pricks | The embodiment of suicidal depression

Powers and Abilities: Empathic Manipulation (Any mortal being in his presence suffers severe depressive episodes and possibly even mid-life crisis, regardless of age), Immortality (Types 1 and 2), Mind Manipulation (Any mortal being that remains in his presence long enough loses their motivation and will to live) | All previous abilities to a vastly greater extent, Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Immortality (Types 1, 3, 4 and 8; Can only permanently die if killed by others, but no-one has the ability to do so), Invulnerability, Regeneration (High, but he has to die for it to work), Resistance to Empathic Manipulation (Was unaffected by Hitler's "Purifying Aura", which has been shown to be capable of ending wars by itself), Abstract Existence (Embodies the concept of suicidal depression)

Attack Potency: Below Average (Cannot fight off his kids) | Multiverse Level+ (As the embodiment of depression, he is a constant in all timelines, of which there are an infinite amount)

Speed: Below Average Human | Nigh Omnipresent (Exists wherever harm is inflicted to oneself, this can include accidents and attack reflection)

Lifting Strength: Below Average (Can't lift up newborn children) | Unknown, likely Immeasurable

Striking Strength: Below Average | Multiversal+

Durability: Below Average | Multiversal+

Stamina: Below Average (Breathing requires conscious effort) | Infinite

Range: Average Human | Tens of Meters

Intelligence: Average | Unknown, possibly Nigh-Omniscient (Can recite all information about anyone who ever was or ever will be depressed)

Weaknesses: Depressed, Pities those that are optimistic and will be reluctant to hurt them, Desires to be harmed and killed himself, though this is very difficult to accomplish

Key: Base | As Embodiment of Depression