User blog:Crabwhale/Swoleverse: Lore and Cosmology

In the beginning, there was the Fractal Tree of Infinite Flexing, Yggdriswole. He was all that there was, and all that would ever be, but he soon grew bored with nonexistence, so he flexed on it to create existence. Out of his mighty biceps, the first worlds and universes of existence began to spring up. The Muscular God slowly nourished the different worlds that had sprung upon it's mighty "branches", until eventually the first lifeform from the first oceans of the first planet in the first "world" of the Tree, arose from the primordial soup as a ripped bacteria.

Soon, millions of creatures began to be formed, and Yggdriwsole knew he would need guardians to watch over his creations. So, he summoned from beyond the void creatures beyond those of what he could create on his own. Although all sinful in their own ways, Yggdriswole gifted the three spirits that swayed to his call with a chance at redemption as his followers, the Guardians of Swole. They were eventually reformed as SWOLEBIRB, the Lad and Swolepig.

However, the original spirits that did not heed Yggdriswole's call eventually grew resentful and jealous of his creation. Their rage, unbound by the concepts of existing just within minds, eventually manifested as a creature as swole as the Tree himself, the BIG BULL, the Unswoler of Worlds. The creature began to rescind the swoleness of all the beautiful creatures of the Swoleverse, leaving them malnourished and frail. Yggdriswole and his Guardians, enraged by this transgression, struck down the spirits that had defied them and battled the beast, eventually binding it to the deepest roots of the Tree, although not without nearly losing their lives.

Although, the BIB beast was beaten and sealed, Yggdriswole was yet very worried, a worry amplified by the tale of a prophecy, by the WIDE Norns, that the BIG BULL would one day rise again and unswole all that there was, including Yggdriswole himself. At this revelation, Yggdriswole constructed above all others, in his highest branches, known as Abs-halla. This realm, ruled over by SWOLEBIRB, his most trusted companion and Guardian, would serve as an afterlife for the swolest mortals in all the realms, where they would drink, eat and fight all day in preparation for the great final battle of Swolenarok.