Spider-Meme

Summary
So we took the original Spider-Man cartoon, and gave him the internet. Enjoy.

Powers and Stats
Tier: -∞+, at least

Name: Spider-Meme, Peter Porker

Origin: Possibly 4chan or Tumblr

Gender: Male

Age: Beyond the idea of time and existence

Classification: Superhero, part-time photographer

Attack Potency: Omniversal+ (infinitely downplayed)

Speed: Can pull out faster than speed can allow+

Lifting Strength: He can lift both YOUR spirits and HIS spirits.

Striking Strength: He penetrated your mom several times.

Durability: No matter how strong or hax you are, even if you are completely beyond infinity, his jimmies won't even be rustled. Even if you mention Uncle Ben.

Stamina: Pfft. He CREATED the concept of infinite energy with his pure swag.

Range: Everywhere+

Standard Equipment: His best lines, a raging boner, and webs out the ass.

Intelligence: He knows that you would click on this page and read all the way down here. He also knows who Batman is.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

- G.I.T.V. (It doesn't matter if you're omniversal or beyond, your ass IS going IN that van)

- Oprhan/Baby Disposal (bag one, and done. Into the river it goes)

- Impossible Question (can propose a question without an answer, even if you know all and beyond, you still can't answer it. Maybe you should read a book sometime)

- Anti-Objective Statement (can't say NOPE to this guy. He'll object it and there's no way to negate that. Yes, even if its infinite invalidation removal, it won't work. He scoffs at that idea)

- S.W.A.G. (he can't hear you or feel you, and there's no amount of limitlessness or invincibility can prevent his plot-armor busting swagness)

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