Colossal Quote

Summary
An experimental abomination, A technological travesty, a Shitposting spectacle. Colossal Quote is the result of what happens when you give man curiosity and abundance. They turn to chaos. Devastating all in its destructive path and annihilating all that was once holy. All shall bow before the Colossal Quote!

Powers and Stats
Tier: Ocean Tier

Name: Colossal Quote/The Magic Quote

Origin: Copetan's Odd Likes thread.

Gender: Inapplicable

Age: A few hours

Classification: I don't even know anymore

Powers and Abilities: Shitposting, Size manipulation, Text deletion, derailing threads, fucking wiki in the ass, time traveling (told SeanThePorter to make a profile for it "for a while now" despite only existing for 2 hours. Attack Potency: Thread Level+

Speed: At the very least Massively Omnipresent+, likely ∞+, probably far higher.

Lifting Strength: Lifted the original topic of the thread up and drop kicked it.

Striking Strength: Class MLG+

Durability: Withstood the full dankness that JBW had to offer Stamina: Very High (Same joke went on for hours on end without quitting)

Range: Yes

Standard Equipment: Lots of text (most of which can't be seen anymore), dank memes, motivaSHIAn and Illuminati conspiracies.

Intelligence: Extremely High (Holds secrets of the government and was able to expose Sean and the Illuminati)

Weaknesses: The delete button.

Others
Notable Victories:

Joke Battles Wiki

Wikia in general

Any thread unfortunate enough to spawn it

RWBY, despite being Wall Busters not even they could handle this massive wall of text

Supa Hot Fire

Notable Losses:

Lightning Farron (her beauty even halted this horrid monstrosity)

Copeten (gave the Colossal Text most of its power, can take it away as well)

Inconclusive Matches: ScrewAttack SuperYang fused with Brotama and Shrek riding the Big Rig with QPU alignment teamed with Chuck Norris assimilated Popo.

' Note: Colossal Quote goes on FAR larger than what this profile is capable of demonstrating. If you are brave enough, go to this thread to witness its full extent. But be warned. Many have fallen doing so... '