Holyhotsauce

"We never speak of this."
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- Blue talking to Bread about Buu Time

"Eat sh1t, lizard c5nt"
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- Blue after fighting L1zerd_guy in a stando battle

"I am going to crawl down your throat and tear out your soul."
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- Blue after Copetan disrespected ITALIA

"My argument depends on whether Alex is an epic gamer or not, if not the dab will be unable to summon Sagittarius A but will instead severely damage the noosphere and summon every bee that has ever existed and these will constantly harass Dark while an audio recording of the 1922 documentary Nanook of the North plays in the background (However, the audio recording will be bass boosted by at least 47.3%).

This causes every member of the UN to begin abusing the corpse of Abraham Lincoln with an exact copy of Gary Gygax's kidney made out of Cheetos, making Abraham Lincoln return from the dead and consume roughly three (3) cubic tons of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter ®, starting World War 3 and finally fulfilling his ultimate goal of destroying the concept of the Grinch."

- Debating prowess in action

Summary
Having lurked on JBW for over a year, Holyhotsauce joined the site and created stupid edgy pages (that are gone now, King Pin and myself purged that crap from existence) and now is trying to fix the funtime adventure.

Powers and Stats
Tier: 5-B

Name: Holyhotsauce, God, Mogeko Blue, Moge, Prophet of Chungus, Mofuko blue, ☭𝐎𝐑-𝟔☭ 𝐒𝐆𝐓 JФSЭРНI KRДКФШSKI

Origin: Holyhotsauce's Fun For The Whole Family Adventure™

Gender: MAN GUY BEING A DUDE

Age: blue years

Classification: floof, Sauce Product

Powers and Abilities: Grammar Manipulation (I use Grammarly to appear smarter then I am.), STAND POWER ( I can use STANDO「COCAINIUM」), Meme stealing (steals memes from discord servers to post on other ones), Prosciutto Manipulation (Is italian, and thus has this by default) Resistance to Adds (adblocker lol), BFR (to the Shadow Realm and Deviantart), No u (deflects attacks)

Attack Potency: Planet Level (Exploded a planet made out of memes, fought Bread like twice, moderate level of shitpostery, power level was stated to b Shagger Rogers^Ben Shapiro)

Speed: Forum Speed (As per any VSBW, has Ninja'd other users at least once)

Lifting Strength: At least Four Grocery Bags (Can lift up to four moderately heavy grocery bags)

Striking Strength: See AP

Durability: Four Pixels (You need to hit 4 pixels at a time)

Stamina: none lol

Range:

Standard Equipment: Adblock shield, Stando's; YEETUS DELETUS and「COCAINIUM」

Intelligence: smort (Calculated the size of Big Chungus, something DMUA thought impossible.)

Weaknesses: Buu Time (Absolutely not), Maths (turns brain into paste), death (people die when they are dead)

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

 STANDO「COCAINIUM」:「COCAINIUM」harnesses the power of the may mays, destroying his enemies with his outerversal sized CHAD DONGINATOR 3000, and sending them to Deviantart to live the rest of eternity in a mire of rule 34. This naturally causes insanity {Yameru Tokidesu!}: Holy stops time and gives a speech on how IT'S TIME TO STOP, he then sends the offending party to the [SHADOURERUMU] so they can think about what they've done to deserve getting stuck in their gloomy prison.

Adblock: Technique that allows Holy to banish ads from pages, thus preventing terminal death by accidentally clicking on ads and getting ten million pop-ups downloaded to his laptop that would explode with the power of several atomic bombs.

Others
Notable Victories:

Notable Losses:

Buu Time (We do not talk about Buu Time.)

Sayo Yasuda (Brief battle on discord that ended with Sayo posting the most god awful meme I have ever seen)

Procrastination (I procrastinate too much like jegus)

Typing too fast

Maths

Inconclusive Matches:

Bread( There was a lot of hugpetting and shig happened.)

L1zerd_guy (Brief fight on the FC/OC discord with both using stands, ended because timezones)