User blog:Crabwhale/The Case of the asdf movie Couch Wife

For context.

So, in this particular segment of the asdf movie, a wife supposedly asks her husband if he likes her new shoes. The husband replies that she is a chair. The camera then switches to reveal...a couch wife replying that she can dream.

Now, why exactly would the husband call the wife a chair, when she is clearly a sofa? And for that matter, what exactly is the husband sitting on? Is it an actual chair? A sofa? If so, how would the wife feel about another one of it's kind being used by her husband?

Come to think of it, how would a world of living furniture even work? I'd imagine there'd have to be some kind of equal rights movement at some point, right?

Also, how would the husband exactly have a sofa for a wife? Is sitting on her a sexual act? What if they decide to have kids? Just, so many questions.