Christian Higdon

"This argument alone is childish. Why do this whole card ordeal? Why even argue over it? It's ridiculous, it's outlandish, it's a disgrace to my own verse as an entirety. Right? Okay, now for the worst part, you two could be very smart and successful people if deeds are done right, but what do you do? You do this!? What's wrong with you two?"
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- Christian's wise saying

"I couldn't care less about Despacito."
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- Christian's brave words

"NOW WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!?"
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- Apocalypse Harbinger when first used.

"T H A T ' S A D O R A B L E ."
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- The Vortex taunting TheDarkSide857, Dank God of Memes

"Fight me, or else burn!"
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- Supreminal being challenging.

Summary
One day, there was a planet called Wakanda, and it then exploded to where a baby was sent. One day, he was given the ability to stretch out his limbs after being hit by gamma wav....OKAY, CUT THE CARDS!  You get the joke already! I was bored, and decided to make a profile here called HOSTLESS. If i remember correctly, this may be the first wiki i went to.

Powers and Stats
Tier: High 8-C, likely High 1-B | No u, possibly at least Low Staff Member

Name: Christian Higdon

Origin: Reality, where else?

Gender: Male

Age: THIS IS PRIVATE!

Classification: Comedian, debater, profile maker.

Powers and Abilities: Peak Human Characteristics, Master Intelligence, Rage Power, Laughter Survival and Enhanced Hearing (survived the Wrath of the REEEEEEEEEEEEs which are loud AF) | Profile Creation, Editing, Undoing, Erasing, probably all the powers the other characters he made have in one, Power Bestowment, Meme Creation, Manipulation, and Erasing, Sun Power (Praises the Sun), Enhanced Senses (can detect heresy from a mile away), Edit Manipulation, Lucky Piano Manipulation

Attack Potency: Large Building Level (Is basically the Mask), likely High 1-B (Is also Waluigi) | No u (Was 1/3rd of JBW's Original Destruction)

Speed: Average Speed | No u

Lifting Strength: Average Human, maybe Athlete (lifted a huge tree trunk with ease and tossed it, pushed around a bunk-bed) | No u

Striking Strength: Average Human | No u

Durability: Outerverse Level (fell from the top of his old house, which is 2 stories high. His old house is an infinite world of madness) | No u (survived JBW's destruction three times, if not more)

Stamina: Can get a bity hyper-active at times, but is mostly slow

Range: Tens of meters | No u

Standard Equipment: Whatever he gets his hands on

Intelligence: Genius

Weaknesses: Bored easily, has anger issues, doesn't like to do things that seem boring | Can get confused at times, always uses logic in any type of joke debate, too silly for his own good

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Debate: Goes in ready for a war and comes out........well, it doesn't matter

Reference: Makes a reference to anything and gets disappointed when people don't get it

The Endless Laughter: Gets trapped in a laughing fit and forces others to laugh with him

Profile: Makes a profile

Leaving the Building: His one method of going off to bed without any questions.

Guiyii: He can use Guiyii to destroy the minds of all who bother to look.

Key: Reality | On the wiki | Full Power (The Supreme Laughter)

Others
Notable Victories:

The Wikia (Along with Crabwhale and Max, he destroyed JBW)

Logan Paul (Killed him many times with Supreminal)

This Thread Here (It wasn't a win. IT WAS A MURDER)

Everyone HOSTLESS stomped out

MaxForward (The Real World) Max's profile

TheDarkSide857 (?) DarkSide's Profile

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches: