Kyubey (Fanon)

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Summary
Kyubey is a being that seems cute but is actually a fucking asshole that's evil and want every magical girl to fall into despair and die because he's sadist.

Powers and Stats
Tier: Unknown, 0 via wish granting

Names: Kyubey, Kyuubey, Incubator, Coobie, QB, ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼, the bastard that killed my waifu

Origin: Lmao Shoujo Meduka Meguca

Gender: Evil

Age: Older than the universe

Classification: The bad guy of the series

Powers and Abilities: Wish granting, Illusion manipulation, Soul manipulation, Immortality (Type 6), Despair manipulation, Evilness manipulation, Omnipotence (via wish granting), Ability to lie and feel emotions (especially evil ones)

Attack Potency: Unknown, 0 via wish granting (he can literally grant any wish and the only reason why Madoka didn't wish for anything to be fine for everyone forever is because she's dumb and the only reason why Kyubey didn't just ask a girl to wish for the universe to have infinite energy is because he's an evil sadist that love to see girls suffer)

Speed: Not fast enough to dodge Homura's bullets (good)

Lifting Strength: At least Subhuman (he can lift soul gems and grief seeds)

Striking Strength: Unknown because this little shit doesn't even fight directly and attack other people's feelings

Durability: Not durable enough to tank Homura's bullets (good), however he have a lot of bodies

Stamina: Unknown

Range: Hyperverse level (he can even hurt the feelings of the viewers !)

Standard Equipment: None

Intelligence: Enough to trick girls like the little shit he is

Weaknesses: He's very evil, if he finds something to do that is more evil than fighting you he'll eventually stop

Others
Notable Victories:

Mami

Kyouko

Homura

Sayaka

Madoka

A lot of irrelevant magical girls

Notable Losses:

ME IF I WAS IN THE SHOW

Inconclusive Matches:

Hitomi