User blog:FanofRPGs/The adventure of Bob

Chapter 1
Last time on that story, Wenchakazulusamsulplaperpoisterinaliliustupiohmansonraptoraxorcactillerintoniannausulapticliona had a daughter with Xenrathrotraportzaptrosnaclia. Her name was bob, bob was already 14 when she was born. She looked like this

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Except she wore skimpier clothing. She was minding her business one day, crossing the entire petaverse in mere nicoseconds. When she was stopped by the one, the only, Warachakazariapoliumarrionarcisuplaxicacturnustilliumalliartristainarutichifugorastolexiliaritrixinapitulakamulastrotarquaniclinutrastunasoratristantrutranoplistillistickiaporiumawarachakazariapoliumarrionarcisuplaxicacturnustilliumalliartristainarutichifugorastolexiliaritrixinapitulakamulastrotarquaniclinutrastunatristantrutranoplistillistickiaporiumaluzaclitsolpixymistermaxyperklaxonickleinertaxerxeselestia! Warachakazariapoliumarrionarcisuplaxicacturnustilliumalliartristainarutichifugorastolexiliaritrixinapitulakamulastrotarquaniclinutrastunasoratristantrutranoplistillistickiaporiumawarachakazariapoliumarrionarcisuplaxicacturnustilliumalliartristainarutichifugorastolexiliaritrixinapitulakamulastrotarquaniclinutrastunatristantrutranoplistillistickiaporiumaluzaclitsolpixymistermaxyperklaxonickleinertaxerxeselestia said, “hello, we meet at last. I am Warachakazariapoliumarrionarcisuplaxicacturnustilliumalliartristainarutichifugorastolexiliaritrixinapitulakamulastrotarquaniclinutrastunasoratristantrutranoplistillistickiaporiumawarachakazariapoliumarrionarcisuplaxicacturnustilliumalliartristainarutichifugorastolexiliaritrixinapitulakamulastrotarquaniclinutrastunatristantrutranoplistillistickiaporiumaluzaclitsolpixymistermaxyperklaxonickleinertaxerxeselestia! I bet you know that!” Bob said, “NO IT IS THE GREAT WARACHAKAZARIAPOLIUMARRIONARCISUPLAXICACTURNUSTILLIUMALLIARTRISTAINARUTICHIFUGORASTOLEXILIARITRIXINAPITULAKAMULASTROTARQUANICLINUTRASTUNASORATRISTANTRUTRANOPLISTILLISTICKIAPORIUMAWARACHAKAZARIAPOLIUMARRIONARCISUPLAXICACTURNUSTILLIUMALLIARTRISTAINARUTICHIFUGORASTOLEXILIARITRIXINAPITULAKAMULASTROTARQUANICLINUTRASTUNATRISTANTRUTRANOPLISTILLISTICKIAPORIUMALUZACLITSOLPIXYMISTERMAXYPERKLAXONICKLEINERTAXERXESELESTIA!” Warachakazariapoliumarrionarcisuplaxicacturnustilliumalliartristainarutichifugorastolexiliaritrixinapitulakamulastrotarquaniclinutrastunasoratristantrutranoplistillistickiaporiumawarachakazariapoliumarrionarcisuplaxicacturnustilliumalliartristainarutichifugorastolexiliaritrixinapitulakamulastrotarquaniclinutrastunatristantrutranoplistillistickiaporiumaluzaclitsolpixymistermaxyperklaxonickleinertaxerxeselestia said, “Bob, you can just call me Darkleaf Neversees” Darklead Neversees then said, “Your powers are boring, your name is stupid, you shall lose it all!” Suddenly, Bob felt something. And turned into a 3-dimensional being

To be continued...