Thirst Man



"I have been summoned. Give me your L I Q U I D S"

Summary
He is Thirst Man, the one who thirsts. And he is coming for your liquids.

Powers and Stats
Tier: At least High 6-A

Name: Thirst Man

Origin: surreal entertainment

Gender: Presumably male

Age: Unknown, likely as old as the concept of thirst

Classification: Embodiment of Thirst

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Intangibility, Teleportation (Will appear immediately to any who summon him), Water Manipulation, Absorption (Of liquids, and any being that possesses liquids), Enhanced Senses (Can detect liquids across the entire globe), Elasticity (Being a surreal entertainment character, he should possess this ability), Flight (Presumably limited to levitation)

Attack Potency: At least Multi-Continent Level (Drank all the oceans of the world and yet was still not sated)

Speed: Unknown (It is not implied that his consumption of the oceans took very long)

Lifting Strength: At least Class Z (Drank all of the Earth's oceans, which weigh an approximate of 1.4*10^21 kg)

Striking Strength: Unknown

Durability: Unknown

Stamina: Presumably extremely high (Drank all of the water sources on Earth, including all creatures, in an insignificant time frame, without breaking a sweat)

Range: Extended melee range via stretching. Thousands of kilometers via drinking

Standard Equipment: None notable

Intelligence: Likely at least Average

Weaknesses: His own immense thirst

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