User blog:Hyper Anon/Derpythetroll16 Video Calcs

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsvOaKCMgDgotqxGoQ6JOSA/videos?sort=dd&view=0&shelf_id=0

So there's this channel I found, it only has 13 subs. You might not know who he is but he's basicaly a guy who makes a variety of videos, and he might become a meme channel if he is more popular.

Toy Robloxians get crushed by giant poop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F73BdSJX4yA&t=329s

Okay so in this video, toy Robloxians get crushed by a giantic poop emoji. The poop emoji is like many times their size and it jumps really high in the air in a really short timeframe. I'm going to be determining it's weight. I hope I won't have a crappy time determining it. Get it? Crappy?



You might not see the thing that is 47 pixels, it's a Robloxian.

Robloxian=47 pixels

The average human height=171 cm.

171/47=3.63829787234

Poop Height=184 pixels

184 times 3.63829787234=669.446808511

The average turd length should be around 6 inches or 15.24 cm.

http://positivemed.com/2014/12/16/pooping-actually-affect-weight/

The weight of a poop should be 4 pounds or 1.81437 kg, I'm a little skeptical, but I don't want to grab a turd and weigh it.

so

((6.69446808511m/0.1524m)^3)*(1.81437kg) =

153786.843 kg that's over 100 tons. How chipotle did someone eat to produce that?

Time for some KE.

Okay, so The Poop jumps higher than a cliff to bodyslam. The average cliff height should be 1000 meters. But he rose even higher. Don't feel like calcing how high he went. He starts moving at the 8:25 mark and surpasses the cliff at the 8:26 mark. It takes him 5 seconds to rise before falling to the ground.

I might be doing this wrong but

5(1000)=5000

He came to the ground in 1 second and it created an earthquake.

typing this into the KE calculator we get 1922335537500 joules or 459.4492202437859 tons of TNT or Multi City Block Level.

Wow, I was only expecting Building to Small Building Level, and at one point wall level, I originally only though the turd was going to end up being 500 pounds.