Rodri "Dante"

"Wait what?"

- Rodri "Dante" (Yes, we couldn't find a better quote)

Summary
Rodri "Dante" (or just Rodri or Dante if you want) it's a n00b user in both Joke Battles and VS Battles wiki who sometimes takes this wiki a way too serious.

Powers and Stats
Tier: At least 0, potentially far higher via profile creation

Name: He asks himself that question everyday

Origin: When a mom and dad love each other very much...

Gender: Can females be called "Rodrigo"?

Age: Not legal

Classification: Son of a witch, Page of Heart

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Speed and Durability, some degree of Martial Arts, Omnipatience, Profile Creation, Mashup Creation, Average Image Editting Skills, Stealth Mastery, High (Mental) Trauma Resistance, Magic Just kidding, magic is fake as shit

Attack Potency: At least Fake Staff Member level (Managed to block Azathoth, can edit locked pages), potentially far higher via profile creation (Created Stomp King, who was able to delete his own page despite not being staff, or a user for the matter)

Speed: At least FTL (That's why he is always in the dark), likely Omniprescent (It's always there. Watching)

Lifting Strength: Hardly Enough To Get Out Of The Bed

Striking Strength: Cardboard class (As long as it isn't fortified cardboard)

Durability: Nigh-Unbrekable level+ (Managed to watch the special ending of OFF without crying with high dificulty, was mostly fine after watching fan art from Veiled616 and Shädman, simply shrugged after searching "Sonic Fan Art" in Google Images)

Stamina: Haha, good joke. Next

Range: *shrug*

Standard Equipment: Phone and laptop, a growing number of "Delete this" memes, his common sense (Formerly)

Intelligence: Questionable (Can create objectively funny pages and found a feat that might upgrade Classic Sonic, then he does stupid shit like this)

Weaknesses: Really poor enlgish knowledge, which can lead him to commit some... awkward typos. It's a matter of time before he does something stupid and gets blocked forever (I would report him right away if I were you), will worship you if you show him a sick mashup (Made by you of course)

Notable Attacks/Techniques:
 * Edit frenzy: Rodri begins to make a lot of small edits in random pages for no apparent reason.
 * CRT: Rodri makes a Content Revision Thread. It's not really effective...
 * Hablar en español: Rodri empieza a hablar en español con la esperanza que nadie entienda lo que dice, inútil dado que la gente puede simplemente usar el traductor de Google

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