Board Thread:Vs Thread/@comment-35244094-20180720194208/@comment-26180030-20180720200152

You know, I don't mean to be biased, but is this even a fight. Teddy is quite possibly one of the most hardcore badasses of the 2nd Millenium, possibly one of the greatest in the the entirety of modern history. Meanwhile, Derpy...makes muffins. Yeah, sure.

Also, Derpy is a pony, which as we all know classifies as an animal, whom Roosevelt, even in his weakest avatars, would be capable of slaying due to being a master hunter.