You

Summary
Despite everything, its still you.

Powers and Stats
Tier: At least (And probably) Low 10-C, possibly 10-B

Name: How would I know

Origin: Your parents

Gender: Depends

Age: Depends

Classification: Human (Probably)

Powers and Abilities: Capable of wasting time on a joke site

Attack Potency: At least Paper level, possibly cockroach level+

Speed: At least 1 centimeter per second, probably about a foot a second at max

Lifting Strength: None

Striking Strength: Mouse level

Durability: Chair level+

Stamina: Negative infinity

Range: A couple feet unarmed

Standard Equipment: None notable

Intelligence: Varies greatly

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Weaknesses: None notable

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Notable Attacks/Techniques: 

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Hello: You greet someone

Others
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<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Inconclusive Matches: