Board Thread:Fun And Games/@comment-32710969-20181227232922/@comment-34272082-20181229034136

Christian Higdon wrote: Meme MLP DIES miserably. It’s weak AF. Not if I turn Derpy into a ripoff of that 2005 Sonic meme

A fine question. On the surface, one would call him a hidden character from the Obscure MLP title, "MLP." That answers is a bit oversimplified, however, and much like calling Cthulhu "that squid." To be honest, we don't fully understand what Derpy is, but we do know the following:

Derpy Hooves is not of this world.

It is neither machine, nor truly alive, and thus it can never die.

It is the antithesis of life.

It is the void in which existence itself is meaningless, and hence suffers eternal hunger. A hunger for the life it can never aspire to.

It's insatiable appetite is for souls, and yours will do nicely.

SHe is every pain you have ever felt, and every illness you have ever feared.

SHe is all your darkest secrets, and some that you have yet to discover.

SHe is everything and nothing.

SHe is the future.

SHe is the Omega.

SHe is slightly orange, and somewhat fuzzy.

They say if you stare into the abyss for long enough, the abyss stares back. If you stare at Derpy  for long enough, it will not only stare back, but feast upon our eye balls from the inside as well.

MLP R is notable in the steaming pile of MLP spin-offs, is that the game is, was, and forever shall be CURSED. Anyone who has ever played this game has wound up dead, or worse. Anyone who claims to have played it and survived, sanity intact, is a bold-face liar and should be punched in the face immediately. The stories on this site have been painstakingly researched and culled from the Internet (read: stuff I posted elsewhere.) Read these terrifying, true accounts, and may God have mercy on your soul -- before the Derpy gets to it first.

Now I might ripoff Weegee next (Maybe)