Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-33213401-20181114023509/@comment-27328974-20181117022153

Holyhotsauce wrote: My argument depends on whether Alex is an epic gamer or not, if not the dab will be unable to summon Sagittarius A but will instead severely damage the noosphere and summon every bee that has ever existed and these will constantly harass Dark while an audio recording of the 1922 documentary Nanook of the North plays in the background (However, the audio recording will be bass boosted by at least 47.3%).

This causes every member of the UN to begin abusing the corpse of Abraham Lincoln with an exact copy of Gary Gygax's kidney made out of Cheetos, making Abraham Lincoln return from the dead and consume roughly three (3) cubic tons of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter ®, starting World War 3 and finally fulfilling his ultimate goal of destroying the concept of the Grinch.

Primarily, Alex will still win but with higher difficulty. This is probably the best argument I have ever seen throughout the whole wiki