Alexcar3000


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Summary
T  o o  l a z y  to  w r i t e  o n e. 

Powers and Stats
Tier: Unknown

Name: Alexcar3000, Alexander, Alex, Murder-chan or Bush-chan (Thanks to mexican name magic. Whoo!)

Origin: Dunno. Been everywhere.

Gender: Boy

Age: Probably too young to be on this site (But who cares)

Classification: Shitposter, Goku Fanboy, Undertrash, 4chan User, Internaut (Been on the Deep Web too... or did he?), Gamer, Pirate (See what I did there? aRR!)

Powers and Abilities: Terrible Storytelling Skills (Everyone either died by literal meteor showers or found the Dragon Balls (Sometimes both) at the end of all his Secundary School stories), Determination, Procrastination, Average Sandwich Manipulation, Limited Piano Manipulation (Can play it for half a second before the Piano bursts into flames) | DETERMINATION, Flawless Sandwich Manipulation, Piano Manipulation (He was lucky enough), Data Manipulation, Shitposting, Meme Manipulation, Manipulation Manipulation

Attack Potency: Human level, higher with equipment | Unknown (His day-to-day shitposts are comparable to TUCQ)

Speed: Human level, Chanclas have Immeasurable speed (Math can't even) | Unkown (Uploads bajillion metric shit tons of memes at an alarming speed)

Lifting Strength: Enough to lift his butt off the chair (Sometimes) | The Most Irrelevant Lifting Strength You Will Ever See

Striking Strength: Human level | Unknown (Dealed 999^666^666^666 damage to the fake TUCQ in a single hit)

Durability: Athlete level (Survived his own shenanigans) | Unkown (Fought Azathoth multiple times)

Stamina: Sub-Human level when it comes to homework, otherwise... well, High (Can casually walk hundreds of meters under a temperature of 47ºC and 80% humidity while carrying a 10kg+ schoolbag. Can shitpost all day, no problem) | Infinite as long as memes exist (They feed his SOUL)

Range: Probably a couple of meters by jump kicking, Chanclas have Infinite range | How big was the Internet again?

Standard Equipment: More than 250GB worth of memes (Including vidya gaems), Overdue Homework, Chanclas, Alexander {(I have his phone number, does that count?)}

Intelligence: Above Average (That's what his therapist said... jk), Immense (When it comes to DB and shitposting, as he helped TUCQ reach its actual state. Knows the secrets of the Illuminaty. Worked at Area 51 and the secret Area 69 4/20, he knows the secrets of the Reptilians, the Anunnaki, the Greys, the Saiya-jin, the Metroids, and other ayy lmaos. Evaded a quadrillion years ban by making a comeback)

Weaknesses: Homework (It kills him from the insideeee), Needles (Only because of the fear of breaking one with his butt), Worms (He thinks cockroaches are cool, tho), Fujoshis | Lack of memes

Key: IRL | w/ Internet

Notable Attacks/Techniques/Inventions:


 * Wascop: A secret mayan technique that allows the user to inflict pain similar to that of an inyection. This applies to every single attack he makes.


 * Chancletazo: A powerful attack learned from his mother that allows the user to summon La Chancla to use it as a weapon.


 * Universal Mass Destruction Device: Invented by him when he worked at Area 51. This scientific apparatus destroys all matter in the Universe in a single planck time, inflict at least Universal levels of damage to his opponents.


 * Universal Space-Time Destruction Device: An advanced version of his old invention, this one developed when he was working at Area 69 4/20. This thing can destroy all of time and space instantly, inflicting at least Multiversal levels of damage to his opponents.


 * Laser Sword: A sword that shoots lasers. *Pew Pew Pew* Fire! Fire! *Pew Pew Pew*


 * Sword Sword: A sword that shoots swords.


 * Sword Sword MKII: A sword that shoots sworded swords.


 * Sword Sword Laser: A sword that shoots swords that shoots laser sworded swords.


 * Sword Sword Laser Gun: A sword that shoots swords that shoots laser sworded swords that shoots guns.


 * Hyper Sword Sword Laser Gun Bomb: A sword that shoots swords that shoots laser sworded swords that shoots guns that have Universal Mass Destruction Devices attached to them with duct tape.


 * Legendary Super Duper Sword Sword Laser Gun Hyper Bomber: A sword that shoots all of the above at the same time. And also has Universal Space-Time Destruction Devices orbiting around it and can be fired at his command.


 * Ultimate and Perfect, Superior and Hyperior, Heavenly and Transcendental Legendary Super Duper Cosmos Piercing Sword Sword Laser Gun Hyper Bomber: All of the above turned into a gigantic mecha that plays this song upon activation. This mecha is fueled with an amalgation of Ki, DETERMINATION and Spiral Power (and also an immeasurable amount of Taikyoku, because wynaut)

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