The Worthless Legend

Summary
mewtwo from pokemon classic. (downplay)

Powers and Stats
Tier: -13B

Name: Mewtwo, Mewtwo the Joke Pokemon 

Origin: Pokemon Gen 1 adaptions

Gender: Male, considered female

Age: at least 70 years old physically, mentally 10 years old, actually 1 thousand years old 

Classification: Joke Pokemon 

Powers and Abilities: all original powers to a much lesser extent 

Attack Potency: -13B

Speed: -13B

Lifting Strength: -13B

Striking Strength: -13B

Durability: -13B

Stamina: -13B

Range: -13B

Standard Equipment: none

Intelligence: far below stupid (thought he could defeat mew by throwing a pie at him) 

Weaknesses: way too many 

Notable Attacks/Techniques: none

Others
Notable Victories: Absolutely -1 

Notable Losses: 166% of fiction

Inconclusive Matches: .03% of fiction