Mario (Chacarron Macarron)


 * -|Peanut Butter Jelly Time Mario=Peanut_Butter_Mario_Time_.gif
 * -|Piano Mario=Piano_Mario.gif
 * -|Dance Dance Mario=Dance_Dance_Mario.gif
 * -|Dope Rhymez Mario=RapMario.gif
 * -|Headbang Mario=Headbang_Mario.gif

Summary
This particular version of Mario is famously known by this video playing the nonsensical song, "Chaccaron Maccaron".

Powers and Stats
Tier: Tier -1

Name: Mario

Origin: Chaccaron Maccaron YouTube Video

Gender: Male

Age: 8 (The video was released on July 11, 2007)

Classification: Human/Dancer/Rocker/Rapper/Piano Player

Powers and Abilties: Ultra Dancing, Musical Perfection, Hardcore Headbanging, Dope Rapping, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

Attack Potency: Urhruhuhuhrhuruhuhuh level (Spits dem dope rhymes with wicked precision)

Speed: Drunken level (He's doing something alright...)

Lifting Strength: Unknown:

Striking Strength: Does bopping people in the head with a microphone count?

Durability: Rehehurblehrihruhrehhurbluhr level (Can tank music times infinity)

Stamina: Limitless (unfortunately)

Range: Everywhere....

Standard Equipment: Microphone, Piano, Tequila

Intelligence: Somewhat....auhuherhuhherderruhduhher!

Weaknesses: Prone to doing illegal activities

Feats:


 * Headlined Ozzfest, and snorted hornets during the closing act


 * Upstaged a Miley Cyrus concert, got drunk, did the macarena, proceeded to speak into his tequila bottle, blew into it, and inadvertently played the brown note, causing mass....you get the point)


 * Outsold Richard Simmons in workout tapes


 * During a performance of "Whip Nae Nae", Mario proceeded to get drunk again, and rap about horses

Notable Attacks/Techniques:


 * Tequila Bottle: He can drink it, use it as a weapon, or both


 * Wack Dope Rhymez: He be spittin them rhymez with a "Z", homie!


 * HEADBANG!: DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH SPIDAMAN!


 * Exercise Walk: Yeah. BORING!

Others
Notable Victories:
 * Miley Cyrus


 * Silento


 * Tila Tequila

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches: