The God of Spam

Summary
Recently, Joke Battles Wiki has made attempts to control the amount of spam on it's pages, however, all it will accomplished is forcing hIs hand.

Powers and Stats
Tier: SpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpam.

Name: The God of Spam, Bob, Peter, George, Alice, Bart, God, Bell

Origin: The big bang

Gender: All of them

Age: 10^31^42 years

Classification: All of them

Powers and Abilities:

10th Dimension Physiology, Ability Creation, Ability Nexus, Abolishment, Absolute Access, Absolute Agility, Absolute Attack, Absolute Balance, Absolute Buying, Absolute Change, Absolute Charisma, Absolute Charisma, Absolute Condition, Absolute Contract, Absolute Counter, Absolute Defence…(you get the idea).

Attack Potency: SpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpam.

Speed: 'Faster than "faster than "faster than "faster than "faster than "faster than "faster than "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than  "faster than Omnipresent"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'.

Lifting Strength:

Striking Strength: SpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpam.

Durability: SpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpamSpam.

Stamina: Limitless

Range: Absolute Infinity

Standard Equipment:

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Weaknesses: Like most spam characters, he tends to hold back (For reference, the stats here represent an infinitesimal fraction of her power).

Notable Attacks/Techniques: Spam God: as the god of spam, he can use any attack/technique, but some of his favourites are:


 * Alpha Ace: Alphabet Man attacks with a multi strike cross dimensional slash


 * Beta Blitz: Alphabet Man charges, causing massive dimensional damage in the process


 * Gamma Wave: An attack that disorients and nauseates all opponents with a wave of noxious gamma rays


 * Delta Drive: Alphabet Man rapidly accelerates time, which can rapidly age and weaken the victim unless they are not afflicted by age based weaknesses


 * Epsilion Epidemic: Alphabet Man releases a nasty virus that has the combined effects of tuberculosis, malaria, and the bubonic plague


 * Zeta Zip: Alphabet Man zips down dimensions, imparing those with dimensional travel skills


 * Eta Erosion: Alphabet Man erodes and drains the life force of different dimensions and those who live in it.


 * Theta Thread: Alphabet Man conjures a massive dimensional thread capable of opening/closing dimensions, and capturing foes


 * Iota Iron: Alphabet Man hardens all it's letters, providing a higher defense, and allowing time to heal. Alphabet Man is immobile during this time


 * Kappa Klassic: Alphabet Man turns everything greyscale


 * Lambda Lank: A technique that turns everything into thin lines


 * Mu Meditation: A technique that is mostly used for relaxation purposes


 * Nu Nexus: A dimensional merging technique


 * Xi Xylophone: A technique that is used to draw out all the music from multiple dimensions, leading to some weird tunes


 * Omicron Overload: A technique that overloads a dimension with excessive knowledge


 * Pi Ro Sigma Tau: A massive attack that directly targets the victim's brain leading to a whole lot of mental agony


 * Upsilion Uprising: Alphabet Man summons large masses of Alphabet soldiers, at minimum in the quadrillions


 * Phi Chi Psi: A vicious ravaging attack on the soul that burns with the pain of truth, lies, sadness, & agony


 * Omega End All: Alphabet Man's ultimate attack, this technique is a massive self destruction, and a last ditch resort.


 * Magecraft: Shirou is an incredibly inept magus with no formal experience, having only been taught the barest essentials by his father. He is not really a true magus, but more a Spellcaster, who does not follow the normal way of a magus. His formal magical knowledge is never going to really surpass that of an apprentice, as he fully focused his efforts on the magecraft he was most skilled in, Reinforcement and Projection. He's skilled at using magecraft to analyze an item's structure, and then, by using Reinforcement, filling in the gaps in the object with magical energy to improve any of the object's qualities. While this normally just makes the object stronger, he can also raise his eyesight to superhuman levels. He generally uses it to either reinforce random items for use as weapons, or to reinforce his own body to become stronger.


 * Projection (also known as Gradation Air) is a high-level magical skill that allows for the materialization of physical objects from magical energy. It is a more complex form of Reinforcement, and thus, Shirou is highly skilled in its use. These items slowly fade not long after being created, though the better the user's image of the item in their imagination, the more stable it is. Despite its utility, Projection is generally seen as effectively useless by most magi, as it is incredibly inefficient. Shirou utilizes a unique type of Projection, Tracing, which is special in that it not only duplicates an object's shape and structure, but its history as well.


 * To trace and reproduce something, Shirou must see it first. Objects duplicated through tracing are inferior to the originals, but only slightly. Reproductions of more powerful weapons such as Noble Phantasms are even weaker, decreasing in rank. Due to the greater effort put into tracing, the projections Shirou creates through it can last much longer than normal projections. He is most skilled in the projection of swords due to "Sword" being his Origin and Elemental Affinity. He has his limits, however, and is not capable of projecting Divine Constructs under normal circumstances, though he can project a degraded imitation, and was able to project Avalon in Fate due to his connection to Saber. Shirou can also duplicate the special abilities of magical weapons such as Noble Phantasms, due to Unlimited Blade Works.

"I am the bone of my sword. Steel is my body and fire is my blood. I have created over a thousand blades. Unaware of loss, Nor aware of gain. Withstood pain to create weapons, waiting for one’s arrival. I have no regrets. This is the only path. My whole life was Unlimited Blade Works."
 * Shirou's Unlimited Blade Works.jpg

- Shirou reciting the incantation for his Reality Marble


 * Unlimited Blade Works: Shirou's Reality Marble, the source of his incredible skill in Projection and his unique Tracing, born from his Origin and Elemental Affinity of "Sword". Shirou subconsciously records every single weapon he sees, analyzing its structure and storing it within his internal world. When he traces and projects something, he is really creating it within his internal world and then bringing it into the real world. While he mostly just produces weapons in this way, he can trace and project shields such as Rho Aias, though it takes more mana to do so. Normally, it would take twenty years to train and be able to use it, but in Unlimited Blade Works he is able to impose it on the world normally due to his exposure to Archer. While in his Reality Marble, Shirou can create his projections instantly, outpacing the fire rate of the Gate of Babylon. However, manifesting his Reality Marble pushes him to his limits and drains a lot of mana.


 * While mostly used offensively, Unlimited Blade Works has some passive defensive effects, subconsciously manifesting recorded weapons within Shirou's body to protect him in response to physical trauma. It also changes the nature of Avalon's regeneration to something that stitches together his wounds with swords. These abilities allow him to survive lethal attacks from Rider and Gilgamesh; even after being nearly cut in two by Merodach, Shirou willed himself to his feet, and his wounds healed.


 * The items Shirou has seen and stored in Unlimited Blade Works include Kanshou and Bakuya, Rho Aias, Caladbolg II, Hrunting, Gáe Bolg, Rule Breaker, Avalon and Caliburn (only in Fate), Berserker's Axe Sword, the Jeweled Sword Zelretch, a number of Noble Phantasms from the Gate of Babylon, and a degraded Excalibur Morgan, which he can only use at the cost of his life.


 * Avalon: The Everdistant Utopia: Excalibur's sheath, a Divine Construct of the same make. Avalon was implanted into his body as a child, to save him from the injuries he sustained in the destruction of Fuyuki. It is responsible for his Origin and Elemental Affinity of Sword, as his life only really began then, when he was saved by a Holy Sword, and is thus the ultimate source of Unlimited Blade Works. As long as he is linked to Saber, it provides Shirou with the full effects of its passive regeneration, allowing him to regenerate from normally lethal injuries, such as an attack from Berserker that nearly cut him in half and destroyed most of his internal organs. Kiritsugu was even able to regenerate from having his heart and lungs crushed by Kirei. While it remains inside him throughout Unlimited Blade Works and Heaven's Feel, he is not able to use it to its fullest extenas he loses his connection to Saber, while in Fate, he ultimately removes it and gives it back to her. Despite this, Avalon remains effectively merged with Shirou and its image perfectly preserved in his mind, allowing him to bypass all his normal steps to project it perfectly, without any degradation, and use its effects as a "portable fortress" to cut off all interference all the way up to the sixth dimension.
 * Caliburn: Golden Sword of the Victorious: The holy sword that Arturia Pendragon pulled from the stone in her youth to become king. While it is weaker than Excalibur, as it is a blade forged by mortal hands, out of the two, it is Arturia's preferred weapon, as she trained with it in her youth. Shirou is able to project it in the Fate route after seeing it in Saber's dreams, though he cannot use it to its full potential on his own, needing her assistance. Similar to Excalibur, it converts the user's magical energy into heat and emitting it as a beam of light. While wielding it with Saber, Shirou was able to instantly kill Berserker seven times over in a single strike with the release of its true name, overloading it together their magical energy. When he projected it on his own, the experience and memories contained within the soul of the sword allowed him to deflect a barrage of Noble Phantasms from the Gate of Babylon, irritating Gilgamesh enough to draw its prototype, Merodach.
 * Kanshou and Bakuya: Gan Jiang and Mo Ye: Archer's - and thus, Shirou's - favored melee weapons, a low-ranked pair of short swords. They are warded by various protective spells added by Archer, and they rank up Shirou's Magic and Physical resistance when wielded. Their strong bond to each other causes them to return as boomerangs when one is thrown and one is held, even reacting to another traced copy. This forms the basis for his Triple-Linked Crane Wings technique, throwing the first pair as projectiles with the purposes of being deflected, a second pair for slashing the opponent as the first pair returns to strike them from behind. If his opponent somehow blocks all of his strikes, he projects a final pair to slash down at their chest in an X-motion now that they're defenseless.
 * Nine Lives Blade Works: After tracing Berserker's Axe Sword, Shirou is able to duplicate his most trusted Noble Phantasm, Nine Lives, the technique he used to kill the Hydra. Using it, he performed nine near simultaneous attacks, surpassing the speed of sound, destroying 80% of Berserker's body with the first eight slashes before he could launch his own attack, and killing him with the ninth.
 * Rho Aias: The Seven Rings that Cover the Fiery Heavens: Archer's greatest defence, the shield of Ajax, the only shield capable of blocking Hector's Durindana. It takes the form of seven petal-like layers to represent the flower that bloomed from Ajax's blood when he died, however, without Archer's knowledge, Shirou can only project a weaker version with four petals. In addition, Shirou takes damage for every layer that is pierced, but even his four-layered version can deflect Archer's Hrunting in Fate/hollow ataraxia and help Rider overwhelm Excalibur Morgan.

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