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Gamer Powers
Charlie is a special kind of human; he's a gamer. Being a gamer is the highest point of evolution a human should have. In order to have this potential unlocked in their genes, one must befertilized in the womb by G-Fuel instead of the father's sperm. It grants him a myriad of abilities that normal humans cannot, such as: A gamer's power source is G Fuel.
 * Gamer fumes that attract women
 * Enhanced power in the event of a full moon
 * Enhanced reflexes
 * Enhanced senses
 * Precognition via smell
 * Can "feel" when it's one's birthday
 * Can "taste" one's panties getting wet from miles away
 * Can see through fog
 * Semen that contains 16 GB of RAM
 * Enhanced brain capacity (Over 10 billion synaptic neuroscooters firing simultaneously every second, kept healthy by the complex carbohydrates of doritos )
 * Skin thicker than a turtle's shell thanks to callouses, allowing a gamer to hold a live grenade in their hand and feel nothing when it explodes
 * G Fuel is capable of turning a small octopus into a kraken if sufficient amounts are given
 * Drinking too much G Fuel can damage one's liver

Miscallaneous Powers
These are powers that Cr1TiKaL has learned over the years by practicing his gaming expertise. The above abilities are powers that all gamers have, but each gamer also has the potential to develop their own unique abilities as well. These are abilities that are unique to Charlie:
 * Can phase in and out of walls
 * Can touch his nipples with his toes
 * Can break through space and time with his fists

Combat Attacks

 * Tiger Titties Hurricane
 * Tornado Kick
 * Vortex
 * Go-Go Gadget Extendo-Foot
 * Metal Gear Solid 5 Rocket Punch
 * Whirlwind Assault
 * Flying Nipples
 * Titty Twister
 * Fist of Fury
 * Testosterone Tsunami
 * Nutsack Fondle Express
 * Cumdumpster Rush
 * Nutsack Flurry
 * Reverse Cowgirl Tigerclaw
 * Pigeon's Edge
 * Uppercut to Jesus
 * Crouching Tiger: Hidden Erection
 * Swallow's Tail