Talk:Crabwhale (Pre-Ascension)/@comment-27328974-20181031194059

"Even as a chubby kid, took footballs to the face with only minimal crying, and should be massively tougher now"

Once in middle school (I don't know if it exists where you live but i'm too lazy to explain) I was walking out of the classroom when some idiot behind me kicked a basketball that hit me square in the back of the head. I had a headache for like 3 days (I think I even got a concussion, but I really don't know)