Sheev Palprotein


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Summary
As Palpatine had survived the events of Return of the Jedi, he returned to join the Swole Sith. They simply laughed at him, believing he was too old to join the renovated order.

But, after consistent dedication at the gym, to prove all who doubted him wrong, he became the most handsome man of his age, featured in magazines across the Outerverse for his insane transformation. A, quite literally, new man, he became the ultimate chancellor, Sheev Palprotein.

Powers and Stats
Tier: Memetic

Name: Sheev Palprotein, Chancellor Palprotein

Origin: Swole Star Wars

Gender: The rippedest Old guy ever

Age: Way old, but it doesn't fucking matter

Classification: Leader of the Swole Sith Order, absolute beast

Powers and Abilities: All powers of the Force, plus The Other Force, ALL THE LIGHTNING, anything really

Attack Potency: Memetic (Can OHKO Darth Maul On Weed, Gym was certain he couldn't beat Palprotein at full power), can somewhat ignore durability with Force Lightning

Speed: Old but Gold (Far faster than any of his commanders)

Lifting Strength: SHRED

Striking Strength: SHRED

Durability: Memetic (Took many strikes, when supressed, from Qui Gon Gym)

Stamina: Better than yours

Range: Anywhere he wants with Swole Force Lightning

Standard Equipment: Two Lightsabers that literally cannot be broken, his insane fucking muscles, HUGO BOSS Watch

Intelligence: Smarter than Darth Maul On Weed

Weaknesses: Witty lines. Was terrified of Anakin's return as a buff Sith Slayer.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:
 * Dead Lift (Palprotein lifts his opponent)
 * Bench Press (Palprotein bench presses his opponent, he used this attack to defeat Ben Swolo)


 * E X P A N D (Reaches his swole peak, and his muscles can make any Sith bow down)
 * Force Lighting (His prior trademark, which is now undodgeable and somewhat ignores durability)
 * Flexing (Palprotein shows his HUGO BOSS watch, which creates super death rays that annihilate his opponent)

Others
Notable Victories: 

Any Jedi that thought being old was a weakness

Darth Maul (On Weed)

Ben Swolo

Notable Losses:

Obi-Wan Gainobi

Anakin Skyshredder

Inconclusive Matches:

Qui-Gon Gym (Sheev was supressed)