Alexcar3000

Summary
h0iiiiiiiiiiii! i'M aLExxX!!
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I shitpost a lot. And I mean A LOOOOOOT!!

This is Alex Dreemurr. Luvvs you, luvs villains, luvs heroes, loves hugs. They love EEEEEVERYONE. No matter what happens, they'll still hug you or pet you. If you hate them, they still hug. If you luv them, they'll still hug you. They doesn't really know what evil or bad means, so they still hugs people even if they beat the shizz out of people/verses/etc. or beat the shizz out of them. Alex lieks to make friends with everyone! - Bread (After forgiving Alex)

My theme songs?

[https://clyp.it/1hy521dq * Alex swooces right in! ]

[https://clyp.it/f1k2sydt * Alex prepares his Spectrum of Blue attack! ]

[https://clyp.it/5uo3oad4 * Stronger humans? ]

[https://clyp.it/xjoyithh * EVEN STRONGER HUMANS?!? ]

[https://clyp.it/0v4l20bh * Boy, the hype is real! ]

Ale's Things
Key: Alex LV0 (Tutorial) | Alex LV0 w/ Internet (Tutorial End) | Alex LV1 (Beginning) | Alex LV1 (Final) | Meta-Alex w/ SOUL of Cyber (LV2) | Alex LV2 | Alex Dreemurr the Soulless Human (w/ Undertale Keys) | Love Equals 0 | Match-Up SOUL | Pink SOUL | Stupidly Suppressed aka Chat Mode/Amino

Tier:  10-C (smol hooman child) | Impossible to Define Memetic w/ +++'s (Defeated the BOSS of Tutorial) | At the very, very least Impossible to Define Memetic Tier+l+o+t+s+o+f+p+l+u+s+e+s+ with copyspaghetti. Surely Untierable with regular memes. More surely Undefinable with common, every day shitposts (shitposts are too gud). Most surely far, far, F A R, F A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A R higher! while in combat | Top LV1 (Gently slaps away Alemniscients, who shitstomp Statless, who casually solos Undefinables, who make Untierables what themselves, who fodderize Above Tiers, who are spammingly above Tiers). Awesomites don't reach at his level as far as the knowing goes. He says he is simply abovy, but we dunno. He surely is far, far, F A R, F A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A R higher than that! when in batteru, also POS-KI ( KI ) | Aleversal LV2 (Awesomites mean jack diddly-poo now, as so does anything related to LV1, even if we spammed that shiz), extraordinarily higher when in batteru, also POS-KI ( KI ) and MENU | Same w/o MENU | At least Aleversal LV2 (Superior to his previous form by a stupidly higher and to be determined amount, stated by Lord Asriel to have the same control over Undertale just like he does, by being "The Key Holder"), gets ridiculously higher via his AWESOME DETERMINATION, POS-KI ( KI ) and whatnot, also with the legendary artifact, the "Magical Stick of Aleverse" or simply "Stick" (A thing only him, Frisk and Bread has!) | Very Unknown. At the very least Slightly Higher than Aleversal LV2 (Struggles To Control). Higher via ???? | Totally Unknown. At the very least Far Higher than Aleversal LV2 (Comparable to Frisk, Chara and Asriel) | Ultimately Unknown (Currently no way of knowing how much power he has) (The most powerful SOUL to ever "exist" and it only does becuz... It just works) [It completely outclasses any other SOUL, including the Red {DETERMINATION} SOUL] {Equal to Lord Asriel with 12 SOULs} | Varies (Can be as weak as a Downplayed or as stronk as an Exaggerated. Similar to Neutral, he's capable of vs-ing virtually any being on same grounds. It just works)

Name:  Alex Dreemurr (After being adopted by the Dreemurrs), Alex Murder (Before that), also referred to sometimes as Chara (Alex is the "Chara" of Aleverse), now referred to as Ale Betty [Betty "Bete Noire"] and Ale's lil pink goop ball is called Akumu (or Kumu for short)

Other Names: Other Names: The First Human, Saviour of Humanity, Bete Noire (Black Beast), Angel of Fear

Alexcar3000, Prince Alex, Murder-chan or Plant-chan [Mata Chan] (Thanks to mexican name magic. Whoo!)

Origin:  Dunno. Been everywhere.

Gender:  Boy

Age:  Smol 6 yrs (Lord Asriel gauged Ale's age and DETERMINED he's 6... apparently, maybe, IDK, he's 6 lel), 10 (Only via MENU . Technically still 6 but toler)

Classification:  Smol Hooman Child, The First Human (Also 1st Alex), Pacifist, Saviour of Humanity, Shitposter, Funposter, Goku Fanboy, Undertrash, 4chan Anon, Pokémon Master, Internaut (Been on the Deep Web too... or did he? DUN DUN DUN), Gamer, Pirate (See what I did there? aRR!), Ninja, Chef, Dancer, JoJo, UFO Pilot, Piano User, (INSERT 9999 CLASSIFICATIONS CUZ DONE EVERYTHING ZOMG), FABULOUS, Top Memer, NUMBER ONE HEY!, Saviour of Furniture, Princessu Kawaii ✪ω✪ (Long Story...), Prince of Aleverse, Monarch of Undertale, Pure Innocent Child (Blooky... and Sonipo... and Toriel and...), Cute/Cutie (Many), The Cutest Human (Frisk), Lil' Princess (Fell), Senpai (Bread, MOKEY, Sans, Maxwell...), Asriel Dreemurr and Chara Dreemurr's Lil' Bro, Angel of Fear... IDK (Now Neither Monster Nor Human)

Powahs aka Sick Skillz (actually not powahs but skillz): 

Shitposting

That's it. Ur welcoom C:

Okno.

Here's the reaaal deal! But we don't want for the other peepuls to see gibberish so we'll simplify things (If it sounds too serious we're sorry but that's how to TD:DR it for non-statless ones! Huhhh, poor non-statless! τωτ)

Sick Skillz (Veryyyyy Sick!): All Skillz Gained Afterwards (To a lesser extent) | Same (Way Higher) | Lacks a SOUL and SOUL Trait (Was theorized that his SOUL was actually the The Internet itself. Said theory has been disproved. He powered up because memes are DNA of the SOUL), Light -Type Ki, Absurdly Strong Inner-Concepts (Virtual Immunity to Anything, Immortality [Unknown. POS-KI makes him impossible to get rid off by any means], Bullshitting Reality, Shenanigans), Regeneration (Unknown. POS-KI makes him impossible to get rid off by any means), Awesome Ki, Awesome Willpower, Awesome Taikyoku, Awesome Spiral Power, Awesome, Awesome DETERMINATION, POS-KI ( Killing Intent ) and PURITY ( Purification ), Light Maker + More, Anti-Meanie Techniques, Powers and Abilities Protection, Saving of the Stats, Just-Fun-This-Is-Fun! Aura, Can merge the FIGHT and MERCY commands to create the SPAR command, Ability to SAVE and LOAD (Has an Awesome amount of SAVEs), Ability to UNDO and RESET (Such as someone dying, getting hurt, etc.), Can pick-up his SAVEs and use them as an "add-on/weapon", Can choose the route his actions takes him to, Can split his own paths to look like he's in many places at once, Can make things not work even once on him, Can turn things that "kills" to things that "SAVEs", Can create Force Shields (Infused with his paths) to protect himself and others via "Shield of Innumerabe Paths", Can purify the evil and bad things, Can make puns, Can make anything explode via "Kabooey", Can dodge attacks with any quality or characteristic (Such as: "Unavoidable", "Impossible to Dodge", etc.), Can beat any quality or characteristic (Such as: "Undefeatable", "Impossible to Win Against", "Cannot Lose", etc.), Can make a mecha out of himself, Can take whatever out of his pockets (Swords, Supersoakers, Pancakes, Road Rollers, Roller Coasters, etc.), Can create Laser Cannons fueled with anything within the spectrum of Blue, Pink and Rainbows, Can create a sword fueled with all the hopes and memes of everybody, anybody and nobody, from everywhere, anywhere and nowhere via "Sword of Joke Battles Wiki" and "Jokebattlesversal Spirit Bomb", Can weaponize anything (Weaponize Memes, Weaponize Shitposts, etc.), Can make High Quality Rips, Can HONK things, Can STOP things, Can dodge in "multiple dimensions" (Much like dodging 3-D energy blasts, he was able to dodge Chronokinectic Combat via dodging in the 4th Dimension), Can dodge adimensional attacks via shifting to a non-dimensional state, Can spawn Vectors (Selectively Intangible appendages made of sheer Light Ki), Can interact with intangible/non-corporeal/abstract beings, Can easily understand the Undefinable and Statless, Functions without STATS (Is a Statless) [Has 0 LV, 0 HP, 0 AT, 0 DF, 0 SPEED, 0 EXP, 0 INV and 0 MDR], Decent Drawing Skills, Terrible Storytelling Skills (Everyone found the Dragon Balls at the end of all his Middle School stories), Trained in Karate-Do Shotokan, Unavoidable Danmaku, Procrastination (Intentional), Can make Sandwiches, Can play the Piano, Can make Memes, Can somehow access DATA, Can create abilities that don't even exist, have never existed and will never exist, Manipulation Manipulation (Master and Creator of the technique, Shitposting, Thread Derailing, Chillness (Doing such thing as "pissing him off" is actually a feat on itself, as he's pretty chill all the time, even on situations that can make any other "human" being ragequit instantly), Can exponentially increase himself in ways that are not supposed to be possible, or even as an impossible idea of any sort. This makes his actual abilities just unable to being pin down, as he can always pull all the bullshit he wants out of his ass) [Which is, way more than a Complete Arsenal, due to always inventing new techniques outta nowhere, explicitly made to counter/save various things. Also knows about every single technique, due to having faced every type of opponent, so it's not like Alex doesn't know how to use said abilities], Ability to RESET Aleverse at any time (Like, when someone completes their Route), among other things, Is too coote to hurt (Cuteness overload at first glance) [Kawaiiness easily exceeds the Beyond Infinite Spam Mark] | Same to Alefinitely Impossible Levels (LV1) | Same + DATA SOUL Trait and both Cyber -Type Ki and Light -Type Ki + MENU + All of Cyber-A---'s TECH + Enhancements to all previous things before Aleverse LV2 | Same - Cyber | Same (????????????????????) + Ability to RESET Undertale at any time (Like, when Chara tries Genocide yet again), Ability to gain Aleversal LV (<font face="Determination Sans" color="cyan">Light Values ) absurdly, very very very very very stupidly and exaggeratedly biggesly bigger faster rate than before via Stick | All Previous Abilitys but boosted to amounts yet-known to be measured + All known SOUL "Human" Traits: Determination SOUL Trait, Bravery SOUL Trait, Perseverance SOUL Trait, Justice SOUL Trait, Integrity SOUL Trait, Kindness SOUL Trait, Patience SOUL Trait, etc. | All Previous Abilitys but massively boosted to ????????? + Pink SOUL (Known Traits:  FEAR  and  MOTIVATION ), Immunity to SOUL Manipulation,  FEAR  (All opponents tremble in absolute fear, even fearless beings or those with an Orange {BRAVERY} SOUL),  MOTIVATION  &  DETERMINATION , (W I L L  N E V E R  G I V E  U P), Powers and Abilities Immunity (Anti-Hax that outclasses God SOUL), FLOW OF DATA & MENU Immunity (Appears as a "Glitch" in MENUs),  MENU  (Massively superior to Cyber's), Whatever Alex wants | Same (Literally can do any weird thing, possible or not outta nowhere, like, suddenly becoming a table and chomping blackholes while at the same time he's are hugging everyone). Even more so via the thing known as RP (His new technique. So far he has roleplayed as a: Tank, Table, Rock, Nyancat...). Though normally, he limits himself to only: Smol Human Child Physical Characteristics, True Flight, Ki Manipulation, SOUL Manipulation, Anti-Virtue Retribution (Essentially turns one's own virtues against opponents's sins), Regeneration (True Godly. Can regenerate even if ERASED from both existence and non-existence, and whatever is in-between while the reality Ale's in is destroyed), Immunity to SOUL Manipulation (Lacks a SOUL and SOUL Trait), Dead Heart (Can "function" without a heart), Path Maker, Immunity to Plot Manipulation, Reality Awareness, 4th Wall Interaction, Beyond Infinite DETERMINATION, Able to use Beyond Infinite DT at the slightest hint of excitement, Immutability, Negative KILLING INTENT (POS-KI), Ability to SAVE and LOAD, Can recover physical and spiritual damage by eating certain types of monster food, Resurrection, Healing, Immunity to Possession and Mind Manipulation, Weaponization [Can use ANYTHING and NOTHING as a weapon], Amortality, Acausality, Extremely Potent Space-Time Manipulation, Causality Manipulation, Probability Manipulation, Logic Manipulation, Plot Manipulation, Data Manipulation, Information Manipulation, Gravity Manipulation, Reality Warping, Extremely Efficent Possession, Tele- (Teleportation Faster Than Teleportation), Telekinesis, Psionics, Body Supremacy, Automatic Mobility, Auto-Reflexes, Chronokinetic Combat, Merged Combat, Instant Combat Adaptation/Learning, Mimicry, Unpredictability, Hammerspace, Toon-Force, Potent Magic, Unavoidable Danmaku, Immensely Good Battle Tactican, STATS Manipulation [Can revert LV20 to LV1], DAMAGE Manipulation [Can revert 9999999999 (...) 9999 to 0], Manipulation Manipulation, CHARActeristic Manipulation & Dodging, COMMAND Manipulation [Can Manipulate COMMANDS like FIGHT, ACT, ITEM, MERCY, UNDO, SPAR, DELETE, ERASE, SAVE, LOAD, etc., Can open portals to send people "Beyond Aleverse", Chat Leader Powers Shenanigans, Bullshizzing Reality, Shenanigans, Virtual Immunity to Anything, IDK (Full-List of abilities can't be pin-down), Immensely High Pain Resistance/Pain Supression (Can feel pain, more pain than a regular human being, yet, got limbs chopped off, guts ripped open, while struck with extreme ammounts of Virtue Retribution... with a smile =) and Hugs and Pets and Pethugs and Huggels and Huggies and Huggus and Huggles Boops and Cuddles! (Which is... the only ones they ever use)

<font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Attack Potency:  Sub-Human level. Said to get higher with equipment and. Freaking Crazy with DETERMINATION (How the f-) [What the even] {WHAT} -HOW- *GASP* | Too Much (His day-to-day shitposts are comparable to TUCQ. One of his """""""memes""""""" made Ryukama question his life, his sanity, his reason to live and the fate of this site) | Top LV1 [AWESOME!!!]  (He is also able to casually slap the cheeki breeki out of any Statless) | ??? (Stomps Anything Before Aleverse LV2) | Same | ???? (Uhhmmmm...) | Very Unknown. At the very least Slightly Higher than Aleversal LV2 ATK. Higher via ???? | Totally Unknown. At the very least Far Higher than Aleversal LV2 ATK (Superior to his previous self by such an ungodly amount it literally broke the Aleversal STAT System) [As calculated by the Top Alemniscients of LV1] | Ultimately Unknown (Currently no way of knowing how much power he has) (The most powerful SOUL to ever "exist" and it only does becuz... It just works) [Stronger than the Dark Red {VIOLENCE} SOUL] {Equal to Lord Asriel with 12 SOULs} | Varies (Can be as weak as a Downplayed or as stronk as an Exaggerated. Could barely even move a little neko's fur after punching it at full strength, yet could also kick away an entire verse without actually trying to do that. It just works)

<font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Speed:  Sub-Human level. Said to get higher with equipment and. Freaking Crazy with DETERMINATION (How the f-) [What the even] {WHAT} -HOW- *GASP* | Way Past As Irrelevant As It Can Impossibly Be (Speedblitzing his own Inner-Concept of speedblitzing) | Stupidly Higher (Uploads gorillion bajillion yottametric shit tons of memes at an alarming speed) | Top LV1 [AWESOME!!!] | ??? (Blitzes Anything Before Aleverse LV2) | Same | ???? (Uhhmmmm...) | | Totally Unknown. At the very least Far Higher than Aleversal LV2 SPE (Superior to his previous self by such an ungodly amount it literally broke the Aleversal STAT System) [As calculated by the Top Alemniscients of LV1] | Very Unknown. At the very least Slightly Higher than Aleversal LV2 SPE. Higher via ???? | Ultimately Unknown (Currently no way of knowing how much power he has) (The most powerful SOUL to ever "exist" and it only does becuz... It just works) [Faster than the Dark / Light Blue {SPEED} SOUL] {Equal to Lord Asriel with 12 SOULs} | Varies (Can be as slow as a Downplayed or as fast as an Exaggerated. Could barely ran away from a baby with a tank, yet could outsped both the concept of distance, time and speed itself at the same time while merely playing around. It just works)

<font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Lifting Strength:  Sub-Human level (Enough to lift his butt off the chair.. sometimes). Said to get higher with equipment and. Freaking Crazy with DETERMINATION (How the f-) [What the even] {WHAT} -HOW- *GASP* | The Most Irrelevant Lifting Strength You Will Ever See | Top LV1 [AWESOME!!!] | ??? (Lifts Anything Before Aleverse LV2) | Same | ???? (Uhhmmmm...) | Very Unknown. At the very least Slightly Higher than Aleversal LV2 STR. Higher via ???? | Totally Unknown. At the very least Far Higher than Aleversal LV2 STR (Superior to his previous self by such an ungodly amount it literally broke the Aleversal STAT System) [As calculated by the Top Alemniscients of LV1] | Ultimately Unknown (Currently no way of knowing how much power he has) (The most powerful SOUL to ever "exist" and it only does becuz... It just works) [Stronger than the Red / Orange {STRENGTH} SOUL] {Equal to Lord Asriel with 12 SOULs} | Varies (Can be as weak as a Downplayed or as stronk as an Exaggerated. Could lift a cocoa cup, could lift a tank, could lift a blackhole, could lift... whatever that was, but it was big... veeeeery big. It just works)

<font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Striking Strength:  Sub-Human level. Said to get higher with equipment and. Freaking Crazy with DETERMINATION (How the f-) [What the even] {WHAT} -HOW- *GASP* | Enough To Punch Away Logic With His Feet (Casually dealt 999^666^666^666 damage to the fake TUCQ in a single strike) | Top LV1 [AWESOME!!!] | ??? (Zero-Shots Anything Before Aleverse LV2) | Same | ???? (Uhhmmmm...) | Very Unknown. At the very least Slightly Higher than Aleversal LV2 ATK. Higher via ???? | Totally Unknown. At the very least Far Higher than Aleversal LV2 STR (Superior to his previous self by such an ungodly amount it literally broke the Aleversal STAT System) [As calculated by the Top Alemniscients of LV1 | Ultimately Unknown (Currently no way of knowing how much power he has) (The most powerful SOUL to ever "exist" and it only does becuz... It just works) [Stronger than the Red / Orange {STRENGTH} SOUL] {Equal to Lord Asriel with 12 SOULs} | Varies (Can be as weak as a Downplayed or as stronk as an Exaggerated. Can play patty cake with anyone, also ONE-PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCHED a lot of people. It just works)

<font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Durability:  Athlete level (Survived his own shenanigans). Said to get higher with equipment and. Freaking Crazy with DETERMINATION (How the f-) [What the even] {WHAT} -HOW- *GASP* | Not Even tickled By Reality's Own Implosion (Fought Azathoth multiple times); Neither Impossible nor Possible to permanently kill due to bullshit and also as long as The Internet, and every. single. meme. exists. | Top LV1 [AWESOME!!!] (No damage has been inflicted on him so far) | ??? (Immune to Anything Before Aleverse LV2) | Same | ???? (Uhhmmmm...) | Very Unknown. At the very least Slightly Higher than Aleversal LV2 ATK. Higher via ???? | Totally Unknown. At the very least Far Higher than Aleversal LV2 DEF (Superior to his previous self by such an ungodly amount it literally broke the Aleversal STAT System) [As calculated by the Top Alemniscients of LV1] | Ultimately Unknown (Currently no way of knowing how much power he has) [More Durable than the Blue / Green {DEFENSE} SOUL] {Equal to Lord Asriel with 12 SOULs} | Varies (Can be as weak as a Downplayed or as stronk as an Exaggerated. Could bleed to some attacks, but it's not like that really hurts him anyway... also tanked a crapton of explosions, including The Wall and multiple Chara Kamehamehas with The Power of NOOT NOOT without even getting dirt on his sweater. It just works)

<font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Stamina:  IMMEASURABLE, UNASSAILABLE, INDOMITABLE, ABSOLUTE, AWESOME DETERMINATION (Can casually walk hundreds of meters under a temperature of 47ºC and 80% humidity while carrying a 10kg+ schoolbag without having drank a single drop of water in days (He often forgets to to that). Also, he's hyperactive), he's also very, VEEEEERY determined and tenacious, he never seems to stop (It's comparable to N-Alex's stamina). Said to get higher with equipment and | Unspammably Higher (Can shitpost all day, no problem). Will keep going even if memes exist or not | How High Can It Get? (More). Is There A Limit? (No) | Top LV1 [AWESOME!!!] | ??? (Outlasts Anything Before Aleverse LV2) | Same | ???? (Uhhmmmm...) | Very Unknown. At the very least Slightly Higher than Aleversal LV2 SOU. Higher via ???? | Totally Unknown. At the very least Far Higher than Aleversal LV2 SOU (Superior to his previous self by such an ungodly amount it literally broke the Aleversal STAT System) [As calculated by the Top Alemniscients of LV1] | Inexplicably Higher??? | Same (DETERMINED)

<font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Range:  Said to probably be only a couple of meters by jump kicking, and his lack of SOUL makes it look impossible for him to have any practical range, but he freakin does have a big range. Said to get higher with equipment and. Freaking Crazy with DETERMINATION (How the f-) [What the even] {WHAT} -HOW- *GASP* | How big was The Internet again? Bahhh, it sure is even higher | Top LV1 [AWESOME!!!] | ??? (Reached Aleverse LV2) | Same | ???? (Uhhmmmm...) | Very Unknown. At the very least Slightly Higher than Aleversal LV2 SOU. Higher via ???? | Totally Unknown. At the very least Far Higher than Aleversal LV2 SOU (Superior to his previous self by such an ungodly amount it literally broke the Aleversal STAT System) [As calculated by the Top Alemniscients of LV1] | Inexplicably Higher??? | Same (Pretty much it)

<font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Intelligence:  Above Average (That's what his therapist said... jk). Omniscients are mindblown by his intelligence. Said to get higher with equipment and. Freaking Crazy with DETERMINATION (How the f-) [What the even] {WHAT} -HOW- *GASP* | Very Immense (When it comes to DB and shitposting, as he helped TUCQ reach its actual state. Invented <font color=#20cef5>Alemathics . Knows the secrets of the Illuminaty, otherwise known as Doritos. Worked at Area 51 and the secret Area 69 4/20, he knows the secrets of the Reptilians, the Anunnaki, the Greys, the Covenant, the Forerunners, the Siths, the Jedi, the Saiya-jin, the Frost Demons, the Chozo, the Metroids, the Space Pirates, the Irken Empire, the Magical Space Cats, and other ayy lmaos. Managed to evade a million quadrillion years ban) | Really Way Far Further Over The Highest Higher Higheru (He also can easily understand the Undefinable and the Statless) | Way Too High (Even Almensiscients are impressed) | Top LV1 [AWESOME!!!]  | ??? (Smarter Than Anything Before Aleverse LV2) | Same | ???? (Uhhmmmm...) | Very Unknown. At the very least Slightly Higher than Aleversal LV2 PSI. Higher via ???? | Totally Unknown. At the very least Far Higher than Aleversal LV2 PSI (Superior to his previous self by such an ungodly amount it literally broke the Aleversal STAT System) [As calculated by the Top Alemniscients of LV1] | Inexplicably Higher??? | Same (Though it may not look like it)

<font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Weaknesses:  Homework (Physically, Spiritually, Metaphysically, Cataphysically and Anaphorically kills him in levels that should not be even, should NOT be even) {i liek homewurk tho}, Needles (Only because he doesn't want to break one with his butt), Worms (He thinks cockroaches are cool tho, but spiders are better ) {nah, i like them both!!}, Fujoshis (Can ship everything you do against them. It just works. Will only "disappear" when no males or male-looking things are around) {pls save me from them}, Forgets everything (Once forgot how to forget fogetting how to NOT forget), Has the attention span of a squirrel high on sugar, VIRBATES INTENSELY for even the smallest tinies of tiny things (VIBRATIONS INTENSIFIES when said things are blue), Chocolate (Specially, Buru Chokoretto), Gets mistaken for a girl {becuz chromosomes i dunno} Weaknessess are Shielded when enough DETERMINATION (Which is, more than always) | Same, but, Homework (This weakness was removed after Homework Hell), Fujoshis (Is constantly being chased by them, even more so than before. However, he can to "dissimulate" so they confuse him for a girl too, then they disappear) | Same, the lack of memes may bore him for a while, after that, he'll simply go and play some vidya gaems for 12 hours | Same | Same | ??? (Alex Makes The Weakness Of Anything Before Aleverse LV2 Be: "FIGHT Alex") | Same | Same + Blueberry Pie and Blue Chocolate (Likes it so much, he will instantly drop anything he's doing to eat it), If petted falls asleep due to comfyness, KISSES | Same + Giving Love, Fear of Hurting Others | Same - Giving Love + Getting Shipped (Especially Frisex [Frisk x Alex], which is now canon thanks to Chara), Loves to suddenly implode, Getting petted makes him fall asleep, Kisses | Same - Fear of Hurting Others

<font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Standard Equipment:

 * More than 420GB worth of memes [* Including vidya gaems.]: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>I have like, a bajillion of them! From JoJos (SONO CHI DO SADAMEEEEEEEEEE!!) to Dragon Ball (IT'S OVER 8000!!! Oh wait, is it 9000?).


 * Lots of overdue homework: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Oh, those... hehe. I always do my homework.. I just.. kinda forget that I actually have it sometimes.


 * Multiple sandwiches: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>I have lots of sandvichz!!! Cheezwhiz, Nutella, Jell-o, Doritos, Sandwich, Spaghetti, Pizza... owowieee!!


 * His inventions: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>I made maaaaaaaaaany crazy things! Most of them are now on the SCP Foundation tho.


 * Chanclas: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>La famosa Chancla!


 * [[File:-Knife-.png]] Knife [* Actually, it's just a toy, but pretend it's real.]: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Hey! It's my Toy Knife! I made it out of of Play-Doh!


 * Real Knife: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>My first weapon! 


 * Fifty gallons of horchata: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>An healthy drink!


 * A Pikachu and a Goku plushie [* Letal weapons.]: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>I always hug them before going to sleep!


 * Many Pokémon: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Hehe, they followed me around.


 * Honks: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>HONK HONK


 * An edgy plant: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Flowey in a pot.


 * Life sized Teddy bears: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>For petting!


 * Box of scraps: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>I maed this... Oh, you can't see it... uhm... It's a box dispensor!


 * Box of stickers: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>My sweet stickers!


 * Box of toys: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Many, many, many, MANY toys! And like, a centillion miniature ROAD ROLLERS!!


 * Box of Yu-Gi-Oh! cards: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>From my journey to the Yu-Gi-Oh! verse!


 * Box of Tazos: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>They look so cool!


 * Box of dank memez: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>My memes kinda manifested onto reality.


 * Box of sphagetti: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>I liek my spaghet.


 * Box of hats: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Mostly TOP MEMER hats.


 * Box of cute lil' spiders: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>I love spiders! I found those little guys on the floor.. they got lost, so I picked them up and gave them a good home!


 * Box of spoons: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>I mean, you always need some good spoons! This one is Chara... Chara la Cuchara!


 * Buru Chokoretto [* It is said they're made of pure light.]: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>My favorite!


 * Terribly charismatic ducks: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Hmmmm. What a terribly charismatic duck.


 * Sword of Omens: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!


 * Beyblades: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Plastic gen bleblades. They like to spin around... A LOT!


 * Latin memes: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Memes from the latin peeps! They transcend the language barrier, tho.


 * An army of Battle Cats: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Lot'o cat!


 * M.U.G.E.N.: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>About 100GB of chars. They implode your computer!


 * [[Image:Butt.jpg|25px|link=http://joke-battles.wikia.com/wiki/Zeno-sama_(Totally_and_Completely_Accurate) |alt=Alt text |]]: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>He's my friend!


 * OVO: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>OVO


 * Pufficon_small.png: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>:T


 * Temmies Temmie-VIBRATES!!.gif (deadlY!!!111!!oneELeV3N): <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>hOi!!


 * Pingu Pingu.gif: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>NOOT NOOT


 * Blueberry bubblegums: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Utterly delicious!


 * More overdue homework [* Thanks Satan]: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Welp.


 * Nuk everyting button: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>By nuk, it means "Never U'll Keel".


 * Stick with poop on it: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Poop!


 * Dog [[File:A-Dog.gif]]: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Doggy!


 * Cat [[File:Catwave.gif]]: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>:3c


 * Muffin button! Muffin!.png: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>A present from Goku!


 * This AWESOME cat Chenicon.png: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>HONK. HONK.


 * awa de uwu: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>-w-


 * The cat again [[File:Honk.gif]]: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>HONK. HONK.


 * Sword of JBW [[File:Jok.png]]: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Fueled by hopes and memes!


 * Chuch Nors: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>vry stronk.


 * pink p00p: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Pink poop!


 * Pyromaniac bread toast [[File:Toasty.gif]]: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Get burnt!


 * more shizz


 * way more shizz


 * danger goose: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>DANGEROUS!!!


 * a weapon to surpass metal gear: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Yeyo.


 * lots of more shizz


 * etc., etcyetc., etctyetcyetcect.


 * gei vampire [[File:Dio-icon.png]]: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


 * goku [[File:Goku-icon.png]]: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Though he's not here anymore...


 * more etcs.


 * Super Shenron (he's good friends with him c:): <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>So cute!


 * even more etcs. and more crap.


 * sanic Fest.png: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>YEAH! FAST!


 * way way way way more things


 * a crapton of sectomanical proto-grey-white-black colored holes Tumblr_nftwjdEGML1t9d238o1_500.gif: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>A whole hole!


 * stop signs: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Stopy stops.


 * 3000 thousand manymuchillions tonograms and litrotons of dorites [[File:Dor.png]] and pepis [[File:Pepsi.png]]: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>So good. Soo good. SO GOOD!!!


 * SANES SANES.png: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>DO U WANNA HAEV A BAD TOM!?!?!?


 * mr. skeletals [[File:Spoop-icon.png]]: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Spooky scary skeletons~♫


 * undertale/dragon ball shiposts (a LOOOT) Tumblr_inline_nyp5qpdkO21ql1trm_400.png: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>YyaYAyaYAYayYAyayYAyaYAYyaYAyy!!!1!


 * SHARKS Z7.jpg: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Big fish.


 * ghost that tried to spoop me but became friends c: Tumblr_ni0ts6sQk21u5t3cuo1_500.gif: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Hehe.


 * medabots: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Yesssss.


 * waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more thingz


 * roadrollers, rollercoasters, cinnamon rolls, road roaders, roll rollers: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>ROLLA COSTA DAH!!!


 * more things


 * The Keys of Undertale: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Those are the Keys Asriel gave me!


 * Flavor-Changing Magical Pie [[File:Pie.png]]: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>I made this with a lego oven!


 * My Royal Guards, My Army, etc.: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>As the Prince of Aleverse, I kinda have my own Royal Guards.


 * Alexander: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>I have his phone number, does that count? Inb4 he gets an amino tho


 * The Power of the NOOT NOOT!: <font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Bread gave me this one! NOOT NOOT

<font face="Determination Mono" color=18e0fa>Notable Attacks/Techniques/Inventions:
" What? I fight like a MUGEN character? xD  " ~ Ale


 * Wascop: A secret mayan technique were the user turns the place of his attacks into the pressure points of his opponent. Example: If they poke his opponent's leg, then that poke is already attacking a pressure point with this technique.


 * Chancletazo: A powerful attack learned from his mother that allows the user to summon La Chancla to use it as a weapon.


 * Kamehameha: An immensely powerful wave of Ki. Learned the technique while watching an episode of Dragon Ball, but sadly.. his poor TV exploded... along with a good chunk of his neighborhood ({Don't worry, nobody got hurt!}).




 * Surprise Kamehameha: Surprise because Alex doesn't yell the attack name, and also because it can be fired at any place via bullshitting reality.




 * Light Kamehameha: Super ultra focused and concentrated version of the Kamehameha.




 * True Light Kamehameha: GIANT version of the Light Kamehameha.




 * Sphere of Boom: A very big sphere.. that GOES KABOOM!!




 * Sphere of Boom II: Electric Boogaloo: EVEN BIGGER AND EVEN MORE KABOOM!!!




 * Tele- : Teleportation that is so fast, it skips the "teleportation" part.


 * Vectored Hokuto Senjukai-ken: Spawns multiple vectors and delivers 1,000 strikes, all aimed at unique preassure points ("Why does he have vectors?", you ask? Well, he made them with his Ki!)


 * Toki no Vectored Hokuto Senjukai-ken: Spawns multiple vectors and delivers 1,000 strikes, all aimed at unique preassure points, while Time-Skipping (You explode when time is being skipped. How? Well).


 * Shitpost: A super special technique where he fills entire threads with cancer before you can even reply to any of them. Mastered the technique by doing this.


 * Page and Wiki Restoration: Ability to Restore pages and wikis. Due to POS-KI.


 * Time Stands By: Ultimate time stop technique. It stops all forms and meanings of time. The flow of time, all the clocks in the existence or non-existence, any and all concepts of time, even inner ones "stands by". Time ceases to work in all forms possible and impossible, imaginable or unimaginable.


 * Time Stops By: Time returns after Time Stands By.


 * Time Goes By: Ultimate time erasure technique. Time "goes", as in, it "ceases to be", it completely erases all forms and meanings of time. The flow of time, all the clocks in the existence or non-existence, any and all concepts of time, even inner ones "goes by". Time ceases to be in all forms possible and impossible, imaginable or unimaginable.




 * Time Comes by: Time returns after Time Goes By.


 * Space of End: Ultimate space stop (yes, stop) technique. All "space" reaches to their destiny instantly. There is no space anymore, because everything has reached to its end, their destination. So, all speed, distance, etc., becomes useless as it is not needed anymore to reach to an end you want to reach, which means, you're gonna get punched in the face regardless of your speed or distance.


 * Space of Beginning: Space returns after Space of End.


 * Space of No: Ultimate space erasure technique. Space becomes a "no", which means, it is not space, there is no space anymore. All conceps of distance, speed or acceleration become less than mere nothingness. And, much like the time techniques, it does it at both natural conceptual/outer-conceptual and inner-conceptual levels, and all of their forms possible and impossible, imaginable or unimaginable.


 * Space of Yes: Space returns after Space of No.


 * Uchu no Toki wa Ie! (Space-Time Goes By-No) [Translated by Google as "Do not forget it!"] : Combines Space of No with Time Goes By and applies to it to anything he wants, he particulary likes to use it with ROLLER COSTA DA.


 *  MENU:  Ale has his own <font face="Determination Sans">FLOW OF DATA, for more info about the MENU , visit Cyber's page.


 * Mirror of Shadow Reflection: A mirror that reflects shadows instead of light.




 * Random Thing That Looks Cool But Is Completely Useless: It does nothing. You can only stare at it.


 * Universal Mass Destruction Device: Invented by him while working at Area 51. This scientific apparatus destroys all matter in the Universe in a single planck time, inflicting at least Universal levels of damage to his opponents.


 * Universal Space-Time Destruction Device: An advanced version of his old invention, this one was developed while he was working at Area 69 4/20. This thing can destroy all of time and space instantly, inflicting at least Multiversal levels of damage to his opponents.


 * Ropesaw: If there are chainsaws, why not make a ropesaw too? The concept is very simple: the rope vibrates at ridiculously high speeds while having tiny little knifes attached to it. Those vibrations are set at an especific frequency which makes the ropesaw easily phase through the user without doing any harm.


 * Ultra-High Density Rapid Plasma Cannon: See the Sun? Well, he can shot microscopic balls of "compressed" energy with this thing (a lot of them). The energy contained in those balls greatly surpasses the energy of a million exploding Suns. Created by accident when he put a tennis ball inside a microwave (for exactly 4:20 minutes).


 * Magnetic Arranger: Invented while trying to make a better GameBoy battery. This thing is capable of arranging any kind of magnetical forces, from the magnetic field of the tiniest of magnets, to the entirety of the magnetical field of entire planets with ease.


 * Food Radar: Invented when he got too lazy to walk all the way to the kitchen for some snacks. This thing not only detects any kind of tasty foods in any Universe and Timeline, it also teleports them directly to his hand in absolutely perfectly perfect conditions.


 * Tra-P: Invented just for the lols. A trap designed to be tripped on. It may take the form of a solid, non-slippery object or replace the floor itself, depending on the situation. Its properties are set to seemingly impossible levels of slipperiness, a single touch at any angle with any object, whether it be the naked hand or even a wooden stick, will cause the one who touched it to fall into an infinite loop of slipping. The only way to shut off the trap is to do so with a remote control specifically made to control Tra-P.


 * Tra-P CTRL: A remote control specifically made to control Tra-P. Requires 4 AAA batteries.


 * Spectrum of Blue Ultra Super Laser Cannon: A big big BIG laser cannon made from the power of Alex' 1st most favorite color, blue. It inherents all the powers from anything that is within the spectrum of blue.






 * Chaos Spectrum of Blue Ultra Super Laser Cannon: Alex merges multiple Spectrum of Blue Ultra Super Laser Cannons to create a gigantic, immenselely powerful and enhanced version of the Spectrum of Blue Ultra Super Laser Cannon. It's power surpasses the regular Spectrum of Blue Ultra Super Laser Cannon to the point it can't be compared to it.


 * Spectrum of Pink Giga Mega Saw Blade: A big big BIG "psionic blade" made from the power of Alex' 2nd most favorite color, pink. This blade is a pulsating sword that has a spinning aura that can cut through virtually anything, as long as Alex wants it to be cut. It inherents all the powers from anything that is within the spectrum of pink. It's power cannot be compared to the regular Spectrum of Blue Ultra Super Laser Cannon as it greatly surpassed it.






 * Chaos Spectrum of Pink Giga Mega Saw Blade: Alex's DETERMINATION greatly enhances his Spectrum of Pink Giga Mega Saw Blade, whose energy levels exceeded definition, broke the barrier of possible, exceeded undefinition, shattered the barrier of impossible, it's power greatly surpassed the regular Spectrum of Pink Giga Mega Saw Blade to the point it can't be compared to it.


 * True Spectrum of the Combined Might of Pink/Blue Ultimate Laser Blade: A big big big big big big big big B I G ! Laser super duper sword that also spins and shoots cannons with more swords and more lasers in it. It is the absolutestest absolutely coolest and most amazing fantabuloustatic pink/blue lasered blade there is. It inherents all the powers from anything that is within the spectrum of the mightiest duo of pink and blue.


 * Composite Spectrum of Rainbow Blasters: A laser cannon bigger than bigness itself. It's a hyper enhanced version of True Spectrum of the Combined Might of Pink/Blue Ultimate Laser Blade that inherents all the powers from anything that is within the spectrum of rainbows.


 * Chaos Spectrum of Rainbow Ultimate Star Breaker


 * Determination Shuriken: He was curious enough to pick up one of his SAVEs. The "shuriken" is as big if not bigger than Ale's whole body. But he can still swing around this thing pretty easily. Oh, and it spins a lot (the gif can't keep up and makes it look sooo sloooow). It can be used as a throwable or melee weapon, but he prefers it to follow him and attack alongside it.


 * Can SAVE attacks (Can even bring back multiple Fully Charged Spectrum of Blue).
 * Can SAVE his things and RESET them when needed (Can even bring back entire verses).
 * Etc.




 * DT Shuriken LV2: The SAVE can pick up attacks, so all of Ale's attacks do the same as whatever the DT Shuriken picked up. He used it when he did a sick dual combo with IAmTheBreadMan32, the DT Shuriken picked up all of the attacks they did in said combo, so every single attack Alex made afterwards is like the combo itself (and more!). DT Shuriken LV2 also has System SAVE.


 * Can SAVE attacks and apply them to each of Ale's attacks.
 * Can SAVE his things and RESET them automatically if they get damaged.
 * Etc.


 * Meta-Blasters: Laser cannons with Shielded Paths and Space-Time Goes By-No. They also set any and all KI to negative values. Always equipped with Light and Frequency of the Soul by default. The Meta-Blasters can bullshit reality to attack due to somehow, also shenanigans.


 * Starricane: He makes a hurricane of stars that storms the entire area. The stars sometimes explode and makes other mini-stars. Ale loves to use it in conjunction with Spectrum of Blue Ultra Super Laser Cannon to MAXIMUM EFFECT (because it looks cool, what else do you need? IT'S COOL!).




 * Strenuous Attack: He simply attacks something and creates a big explosion. A poke? BOOM! A doot BOOM? A boop? BOOM!




 * Remote Strenuous Attack: He simply attacks something in any direction and a big explosion is created. He points at something? BOOM! He sees something? BOOM! BOOM! KABOOM!




 * Genki Lightning: Creates a huge lightning storm of sheer Light Ki.




 * Kabooey: A single touch, and eveything goes EVEN MORE KABOOBOOM! BOOM-SHACKALAKA!




 * Vectors: Ale is able to turn his Light Ki into vectors, he looks like a spider while using it, because he used it when a spider said: "Ahuhuhu~ Without those arms, you can't attack. And with no SOUL, how can you even FIGHT back at all~?". He simply liked how it looked, so it stuck. However, he is capable of creating many many many many more vectors if he wants.. and BOI, THE REACH.


 * ATK Blitz: Ale spawns 6 vectors and then, while simply walking towards his opponent with a Gainax Pose:

Vector 1: ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!!!

Vector 2: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!!!

Vector 3: TRASHTRASHTRASHTRASHTRASHTRASHTRASH!!!

Vector 4: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Vector 5: ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!

Vector 6: AROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROAROARO!!!

(And then! A Critical Hit!)

Vector 1: Yare-Yare Daze

Vector 2: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Vector 3: IMTHETRASHMAN

Vector 4: ROFL

Vector 5: Omae wo shindeiru

Vector 6: Muztakimasu!


 * Honkers: Ale is able to take Aleversal Honkers out of his pockets and H O  N  K at things. Learned from Chen.




 * Stop Signs: Ale is able to take Aleversal Stop Signs out of his pockets and STOP things. Learned from Sans.




 * ROAD ROLLER DA: Pulls out a ROAD ROLLER DA out of his pockets and throws it at his opponent. He then yells: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Learned from DIO.




 * ROLLER COSTA DA: Just like ROAD ROLLER DA, except it's an ENTIRE ROLLER COASTER.


 * System SAVE: A variation of System Ignore that can SAVE. Learned from IAmTheBreadMan32.


 * Jokebattlesversal Spirit Bomb: Alex gathers memes, shitposts, and funny pictures all over existence and non-existence, reality and fiction, and everywhere and nowhere, along with websites and games and energy. The Spirit Bomb's colour looks like rainbowish, and you can hear many memetic sounds inside. Due to Ale's reality bullshitting and shenanigans, it is always charged at MAXIMUM, meaning, it's always an Ultimate Jokebattlesversal Spirit Bomb. UJBVSP [This thing] can also absorb UPSHHTLSDCPSSLGHB [Ale's mecha] to make it even bigger! Learned from IAmTheBreadMan32.


 * Sword of Joke Battles Wiki: A dank J-shapped sword powered with all the hopes and memes of everyone, anybody and nobody, from nowhere, anywhere and nowhere. It is basically the weaponized embodiment of memes themselves.


 * Meta-Sword of Joke Battles Wiki: Sword of Joke Battles Wiki infused with all of Alex's Standard Equipment and a GIANT Jokebattlesversal Spirit Bomb (UPSHHTLSDCPSSLGHB absorbed).


 * Pokémon: Alex has very very stronk pokes, all trained past their type weaknessess! They also have their ENTIRE movepools without being limited by the rule of 4 attacks! Oh, and no, they don't "talk", Alex just somehow can understand what they say! His main team is this one:


 * Gokario




 * Sparking




 * Luzeon




 * WIP


 * WIP


 * WIP


 * Medabots: Alex not only has Pokémon, he also has highly trained, extremely advanced Medabots, enhanced by Alemniscient tech. Their Medals (where their mind and soul is stored) are extremely powerful Medals, allowing them to achieve immeasurable amounts of DETERMINATION!! Also, due to being created following the Kilobot's Ex-Medal as a base, they can utilize the Killing Intent Alex shares to them (what KI you say? Well, you know, the negative values of it, aka... POS-KI !!) They also KICK ASS!!! Oh! And they also do not need to charge anymore! xD (still eat a lot, tho :P) His main team is this one:


 * Rokusho




 * Pepper Cat




 * Chenbot




 * Laser Sword: A sword that shoots lasers. *Pew Pew Pew* Fire! Fire! *Pew Pew Pew*


 * Sword Sword: A sword that shoots swords.


 * Sword Sword MKII: A sword that shoots sworded swords.


 * Sword Sword Laser: A sword that shoots swords that shoots laser sworded swords.


 * Sword Sword Laser Gun: A sword that shoots swords that shoots laser sworded swords that shoots guns.


 * Hyper Sword Sword Laser Gun Bomb: A sword that shoots swords that shoots laser sworded swords that shoots guns that have Universal Mass Destruction Devices attached to them with duct tape.


 * Legendary Super Duper Sword Sword Laser Gun Hyper Bomber: A sword that shoots all of the above at the same time. And also has Universal Space-Time Destruction Devices orbiting around it and can be fired at his command.


 * Ultimate and Perfect, Superior and Hyperior, Heavenly and Transcendental Legendary Super Duper Cosmos Piercing Sword Sword Laser Gun Hyper Bomber: All of the above turned into a gigantic mecha that plays this song upon activation. This mecha is fueled with an amalgamation of Ki, DETERMINATION and Spiral Power (And also an immeasurable amount of Taikyoku, because wynaut) which comes from Alex himself.


 * Scary Face: Alex gibs the spooks to his opponents. Learned from Chara. He's still new at it tho. Using his vectors for it was his idea, Chara added the knives :P


 * Idioma Secretamente Secretoso Lleno de Secretos Secretosos Secretamente Secretos: Alex talks in an ancient, secret language that only he and Lord Asriel understand.


 * Role Play: Learned how to do it in chat. So far, he only knows how to roleplay as a Tank that shoots bubbles, while this song plays. (And yes, he did face what is shown in that video) If he does it too hard he himself morphs into a tank (He's like that. It just works)




 * Fusion: Aftear reading the Fusion Book, he now knows three (prob. more) types of fusion.


 * Normal Fuse: The common fusion, via Pothara Earrings, Fusion Dance, Metamo-Ring (EX-Fusion, Maxi Fusion), etc. Here, the body and mind turns into one.


 * Body Fuse: Like the Normal Fuse, except they only share the same body, and have more than one mind.


 * SOUL Fuse: Ability to fuse/combine SOULs. Due to lacking one. He, instead, can:

1) Take a SOUL (Cyber gave his to Alex to defeat Alex, creating Meta-Alex. Although he gave it back shortly after)

2) Guide a SOUL (Still unknown what this is, exactly)

Apparently, he is able to PURIFY the SOULs, as Cyber's was incredibly damaged when he gave it to him. But was completely fine when he gave it back to Cyber.


 * The Force: Still a young padawan. So far, he has used it to grab popcorn while watching Star Wars on his TV. Seems to be very good friends with the Vectors.


 * FOREBODEN Counter Card: Counters and ABSOLUTELY NO EXCPETIONS nullifies all the FOREBODEN. Used to counter Frisex and UL from Chara (Trash Demon) and Lord Asriel's shenanigans.



Note #IDunno: He will go to the SCP Foundation pretty soon to recover some of his inventions, so... stay tuned!

Note #IDunno2: THERE IS JUST TOO MANU THINGS TO ADD ON WEEKEND SO STAY TUNED ASDASDSADSAUIDFSADSAUFDSUYADAS

<font face="Determination Mono"> POS-KI and PURITY : SAVING Faculties
<font face="Determination Mono" color=cyan>POS-KI = Negative values of KI. It's a little complicated to explain, but I'm sure you'll understand!



POS-KI makes the attack do what they are supposed to do without any colateral damage.

As such, attacks like "Time goes by" go without damaging anything, but still making the attack "do what they are intended to do" just... without really doing anything to anyone.. or anything, no Natural Concepts damaged, no Inner-Concepts damaged. It just.. kinda happens.

A good example is this one:

He poked someone and then said: "Ha! 9999 Damage!"

He didn't actually hurt the dud, but the "damage" kinda happened somewhat.

This is what POS-KI does, which is of course, the absolute opposite of what KI does, and that is: always kills. If N-Alex poked the dude, he wouldn't exactly do the damage, and even if he did, and it "wasn't enough to deplete his HP". That poke will simply kill the dud anyway, because wynot, it's KI.

Another example, where we can appreciate the main difference between KI and POS-KI :

N-Alex:
 * Alex attacks!
 * 1 damage!
 * Enemy was killed!
 * [[File:Youwon.png]]
 * [[File:Youwon.png]]

Alexcar300:
 * Alex attacks!
 * 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 damage!
 * But nothing happened!
 * [[File:Youwon.png]]
 * [[File:Youwon.png]]

Want moar examples?

Well, one of his attacks was an energy sphere that dwarfed a galaxy, and then it exploded and we saw it happen.

Then, -0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000246796148 seconds later, everything was fine.

Think of it like a videogame that shows a character kabooing the Universe with an attack, but after the cutscene is done, absolutely nothing happened.

That's it. That's POS-KI ! The intent to not kill.


 * Awesome Technique: Shield of Innumerable Paths

すごいテクニック： 無数のパスのシールド (lit. Awesome Technique: Shield of Innumerable Paths)



Ale creates a shield that protects anything that needs to be protected.

Battle usage: Creates a barrier that prevents any actions, such as damage, etc.

Explanation: This barrier shields anything with innumerable amounts of paths and possibilities: if a character can break X thing with Y, a block is created for that interaction, so Y can't break X. If there's Z that can also break X, he also blocks that and so on. This can even "shield" attacks, effectively "blocking" them, due to somehow.

Used when: [REDACTED]


 * Battling Attitude: The Saving of the Loved

戦う姿勢： 愛しの保存 (lit. Battling Attitude: The Saving of the Loved)



Ale transfers his desires into reality. Such as: disable the feeling of pain and damage.

Battle usage: Prevents target from dealing and/or receiving damage, status aliments, etc.

Explanation: He SAVEs anything he wants, if something can break.. let's say, his equipment, he protects them from being broken. It also makes no one feel any kind of pain or distress, or get hurt when fighting, by fusing both the FIGHT and MERCY commands, creating a thing called SPAR. Which is: simply have a fun sparring match!

Used when: [REDACTED]


 * Battling Attitude: The Circumstances of Death Evanesce

戦う姿勢： 死消えていくの経緯 (lit. Battling Attitude: The Circumstances of Death Evanesce)

Ale unables anyone to die.

Battle usage: HP can't go lower than 1.

Explanation: Techniques focused on killing fade away, and they lose their "killing" functionality.

Used when: [REDACTED]


 * Battling Attitude: Undo the Event of Despair

戦う姿勢： 絶望のイベントを元に戻します (lit. Battling Attitude: Undo the Event of Despair)



Ale undoes the bad events that were thought inevitable before, such as someone dying, someone getting hurt, something else bad hapening, etc.

Battle usage: Undoes damage, status aliments, etc.

Explanation: Before something bad even happens, he undoes said event (how? dunno, probably via bullshit). This goes as far as undoing even absoulute kills.

Used when: [REDACTED]


 * Battling Attitude: Undo Reenactment

戦う姿勢： 元に戻すの再現 (lit. Battling Attitude: Undo Reenactment)

Ale prevents things from having the same effects, even when used many times. If a thing doesn't not work, he makes it work. If something works, but it's bad, he makes it not work.

Battle usage: Makes things do not function the same way each time they are used.

Explanation: If a technique is said to always work, always do this, or always do that, or have certain effects, then it will lose that functionality if the thing is used with bad intentions, and will always work no matter what if it has good intentions. This makes attacks and other things do not work even once if it's a bad thing (aka, a kill).

Used when: [REDACTED]


 * Battling Attitude: Magical Restoration of Battle

戦う姿勢： バトルの魔法の復元 (lit. Battling Attitude: Magical Restoration of Battle)



Ale restores any "accidental damage" done by his battle. Such as: when the opponent goes apeshit and starts erasing the everthing. Ale focuses on backing up all of it and then restore it after battle.

Battle usage: Restores "lost" things that he actually SAVEd.

Explanation: If a technique erases or kills things, Ale restores it at the end or even mid-battle via making a backup (aka SAVE). This is also used by Ale when he makes a forceshield (yeas, forceshield) that fills the arena with shenanigans so they can go all out without affecting anything outside of it. This can also back up and restore peoples.

Used when: [REDACTED]


 * Battling Attitude: Light of the Paths

戦う姿勢：パスのライト (lit. Battling Attitude: Light of the Paths)

Ale finds a way to go through a thing.

Battle usage: Dodges any hazard without really dodging anything, due to simply being his chosen route.

Explanation: If there is a "path" or "route" that goes to a thing. Ale can too choose a route, by himself. This means: If something happens when a thing is done, Ale can choose the route this action takes him to, always looking at the bright sides of things. Even if there is absolutely no path to choose, he can always create his own path.

Used when: [REDACTED]


 * Awesome Technique: Myriad Reflect

すごいテクニック： 無数の反映 (lit. Awesome Technique: Myriad Reflect)



Ale splits his chosen route.

Battle usage: Reflects his own path to be in many places at once.

Explanation: He splits his own path, which conduces him to different places while simultaneously reaching the same destination due to it sharing the same chosen route. This makes it look like there are many Ales and many paths, when there is only one path and one Ale doing a thing.

Used when: [REDACTED]


 * Extremist Skills: Path of Battle

極限技: 戦いの道 (lit. Extremist Skills: Path of Battle)

Alex infuses his paths with his actions.

Battle Usage: Attacks go to his chosen paths.

Explanation: Alex infuses his actions with his routes, so each and every attack or move he does is a branching path: If an attack fails, a path to not-fail is created automatically, if he misses, a path is created to hit anyway. Ales loves to fuse this with his Vectors, this makes it look like Alex is actually hitting the opponent with a path, and, due to his ability to weaponize, it doesn't seem not-ok to think it that way.

Used when: [REDACTED]


 * Extremist Skills: Ghost Blade of Non-End

極限技: ノンエンドの幻影の刃 (lit. Extremist Skills: Ghost Blade of Non-End)

Battle Usage: Branches his already branching routes of his chosen paths of actions.

Explanation: Alex creates a barrage of routes with many actions, then said actions get weaponized in the form of "light blue ghost blades" that float around his back. He simply thought Alex 's origami knfife was pretty cool, so he made his own version of it!

Used when: [REDACTED]


 * Extremist Skills: Insta-Link of ATK

極限技: ACTのインスタ - リンク (lit. Extremist Skills: Insta-Link of ACT)

Alex makes his routes take an immediate action, protecting them from anything that wants to hurt them.

Battle Usage: Actions and Routes/Paths and their Connections are protected.

Explanation: Alex, somehow, protects his actions and paths and their links, making them "instantly have the desired effect". It's like an "inverted" version of UNDO and RESET. Used when: [REDACTED]


 * Awesome Technique: Light and Frequency of the Soul

すごいテクニック： 光と魂の頻度 (lit. Awesome Technique: Light and Frequency of the Soul)



Ale creates a SOUL-looking aura out of sheer POS-KI and Light Ki.

Battle usage: This exponentially increases Ale's capabilities.

Explanation: This aura acts like an extension of himself. It also further enhances Ale's capabilities, sets any and all KI to negative values, as well as producing paths, who are at the same time shielded, while said paths get splited, while said aura makes and any and all attacks never work once against him, and before anything else happens, it gets undone. It is said only a rivaling KI, capable of surpassing all of the above, can break this. This is only a smol glimpse of his true potential if he ever gets his SOUL back.

Used when: [REDACTED]


 * Ultimate and Absolute Petting Skills!

究極の絶対的なペッティングスキル！ (lit. Ultimate and Absolute Petting Skills!)

Alex is able to pet literally anything, he has pet blackholes, concepts, demons, bunnies, dummies, trains, waffles... and even Super Shenron!

Battle usage: Alex pets his opponent :3

Explanation: Alex pets his opponent :3

Used when: Alex pets his opponent :3


 * The Most Super Amazing Hug!

最も驚異的な抱擁！ (lit. The Most Super Amazing Hug!)

Alex gives the bestest hug ever!

Battle usage: Alex hugs his opponent :3

Explanation: Alex hugs his opponent :3

Used when: Alex hugs his opponent :3

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 * Alex's Nonsensical Shenanigans

Alex tells about his adventures in Aleverse. This often makes people WHut themselves.

Examples:


 * "My Homework? That's 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 math questions about the gravity of Jupiter if it was a tuesday morning with a discount on socks of different colors in Wal-Mart if Wal-Mart was fused with Chedraui post World War 69 in the year six billion thousand and the fact that the socks themselves evolved into super sentient beings very hard to kill due to discovering a way to regenerate Post High-Godly with a power level of over nine quintillions and an inter-galactic-inter-dimensional super duper spaceship death star with the power of the big bang in a marble in a battle of marbles the best of 3 wins against the dragon masters of mizizipi and the fact that Jupiter is actually green instead of orange and someone sent a fart in a box from a spaceship from 2016 that went way past the speed of light due to the power of the beans he ate in taco bell that powered his intestines with enough energy to time travel to the year -1 which actually created the big bang and caused a multiversal paradox were the only way to fix it was to make mondays after sundays which created vanilla flavored ice cream and also invented poop jokes as a side effect of the fart which caused the moon to go back 1/2 centimeters from earth every year until the year 20XX up until Donald Trump the 5th won against Mecha Hillary in the battle against the post neo moder netro north asia which fused with a good chunk of mars after the ayy lmao invasion after the aliens discovered memes about the number 2 which was also a side effect of the poop bang in the beginning." ~ Alex


 * The fact that he well, happily went go through all of this:

(Alex has no idea what is something "scary", so he randomly chose a bunch of things he faced, some of them are just too spooky to show here, but this Alex, just like the other Alex , they faced many eldritch abominations and incarnated nightmares with a smile~).

Misc Gallery
Am gonna put random things here..

Friend List (just some)

[ If you want to be added, just tell me, buddy! :D ]

Sparring Matches


* Do you want to SPAR with me? ~ Alexcar3000 (talk)

[♥ Heck Yeah!]   [♥ Pls No]

--- If answer is = Heck Yeah! then

* YaYAYayYAyaYAYayYAyaYA!!!11!!1!1



--- If answer is = Pls No then

* Ok!!

--- Alex w/ and w/o Internet and LV1 ---

Sparring Matches - Victories:

Ataberksins

Azathoth the Abyssal Idiot (Kicked his ass for promoting the Genocide Route)

FanofRPGs (Traumatized him with a """""""meme"""""")

Roun12 (Turned him into a topkek)

Ryukama (With his """""""meme""""""")

The Living Tribunal1

Zengenbenldamdwqnqsdwqdgqwsd7fwqs6wq (Yeh)

Paolo A. Lambre (after the nerf) & Abyssischer Wolf of the Mad (Got petted and hugged so much they had to retreat to the Outernet)

Homework Hell and Homework Demons (Befriended them all!!)

My Overdue Homework

Teh strangest peepul (Heeeeere!)

Wikia's Spam Filter (Can post entire threads worth of DIOs before you can reply to any of them)

Suggsverse (Pretty casual! x3) (But even more casually... made many friends!) {Very early 10-C Alex}

Trash (Cleaned it)

Sog (Just a tsundere xP)

Anybody

Nobody

Broly (MAXIMUM!!!)

TUCQ (Infinitum Internet could load it)

MAD DEMON (Calmed him down and became friends! :D)

Ant the Mothman the Black the Nuclear Muscles the Man the Legend the Shitposter the Terminator the Meanie (Kicked is butt lol)

Super Shenron (Petted him :3)

Zeno-Sama (Is friends with him now! :D)

Chen (Best kitty! :3)

Cyber (Cyber cheated, but Alex still beat him!)

IAmTheBreadMan32 (In a DIO Contest)

IAmTheBreadMan32's Spambot (2 Times) (Outsped the posting speed of the Spambot via sheer DETERMINATION) [Chat]

Paolo A. Lambre` (2 Times) (Surpassed his posting speed along with the Spambot) [Chat]

Joke Battles Wikia Chat (2 Times) (Was posting so fast, the Chat lagged and got delayed by at least 10 posts... at the very beginning of the Spam Wars) [Chat]

Asriel (NI) (SAVEd him!)

Sans (Alex asked to SPAR with him so many times that Sans got tired of his shizz and sent him to the BONE ZONE. Much to Sans' surprise that did absolutely nothing. Then it was a just a shitstorm full of knives & vectors and bones & gaster blasters teleporting all over the place! Also many kabooms and puns! Until Sans found himself booped in the nose, no damage whatsoever. Then Sans looked behind Alex and.. saw a statue of himself made with ALL the bones he throwed at Alex! Sans then declared Alex as the winner of their match!) [ This would be Sans' reaction if asked to SPAR with Alex again ] [ Story Hereeeeeeeeeeeeee! ]

MaxwelFISH (In a TLC match. He literally just.. gave up after I started tickling him xD) [ Thread Heeeeeeere! ] {Alex was Stupidly Suppressed} {Round 1}

The Appreciation of Their Fans (Max and Alex dodged a gorillion manymuchillion so many many much lazors and posed very kewl until The Ratings got so high they starting dancing and people were screaming like crazy! And even the Tables and the Chairs and The Laders were cheering them up!!! TLD;DR: It was neat !) {Alex was Stupidly Suppressed} {Round 2}

BD Arena & Bad Dudes (TRUE Friendly Route!) {Alex was Stupidly Suppressed}

Sparring Matches - Losses:

<font color=#ff0000>L <font color=#e74417>o <font color=#d0842e>r <font color=#b9ba45>d <font color=#8bf973>A <font color=#73fe8b>s <font color=#5cf0a2>r <font color=#45d0b9>i <font color=#2ea1d0>e <font color=#1766e7>l (<font color=#ff0000>P <font color=#eb3a13>r <font color=#d77127>i <font color=#c4a23a>n <font color=#b0cb4e>c <font color=#9ce962>e <font color=#75fe89>A <font color=#62f59c>s <font color=#4edfb0>r <font color=#3abcc4>i <font color=#2790d7>e <font color=#135ceb>l in God of Hyperdeath Form proved to be Prince Alex greatest challenge and in the end, was stab by him. However, unknown to <font color=#ff0000>P <font color=#eb3a13>r <font color=#d77127>i <font color=#c4a23a>n <font color=#b0cb4e>c <font color=#9ce962>e <font color=#75fe89>A <font color=#62f59c>s <font color=#4edfb0>r <font color=#3abcc4>i <font color=#2790d7>e <font color=#135ceb>l, Prince Alex 's Power increases due to the resulting spar, and <font color=#ff0000>P <font color=#eb3a13>r <font color=#d77127>i <font color=#c4a23a>n <font color=#b0cb4e>c <font color=#9ce962>e <font color=#75fe89>A <font color=#62f59c>s <font color=#4edfb0>r <font color=#3abcc4>i <font color=#2790d7>e <font color=#135ceb>l promised to train him so he can one day fully surpass him in the future. At first, Asriel simply tried to kill him and destroy Aleverse, but Alex refused. At the end, Alex gave Asriel a butterscotch pie and a BIG, B I G  huuuuuuuuuggy and they became best friends!! Aleverse then allied with Undertale Verse!!) {Alex LV1 & Asriel God of Hyperdeath} [ Thread Heeeere ]

Sparring Matches - Stalemate:

IAmTheBreadMan32 (Round 2 of the DIO Contest) {Unknown for both, they always suppress themselves}

Son Goku (Both had a very intense sparring match that shook the entirety of everything simultaneously, then they the became goodest and bestest buddies aka pals aka bros aka friends!!!) {Alex LV1} [ Thread Hereeeee ]

Sparring Matches - Inconclusive:

Neutralex (In a shitposting contest) (They both sent their judges to the psychiatric hospital, sooo, no winner) {Alex w/ Internet}

Composite Mega Man (Wanked) (Fused with Gohan The Presence) aka Megamangohan (Their SPAR ended before reaching a conclusion, they decided to do it later. They also hugged, and Alex gave Megamangohan a sweeeeet new Armor! Also, Alex was still testing his new yoyo out as Asriel ran away to do his things in a SPAR just before this SPAR lol) {Alex was Stupidly Suppressed & Megamangohan Refused To Use Ultra Megaman}

<font color=#8bf973>A <font color=#73fe8b>s <font color=#5cf0a2>r <font color=#45d0b9>i <font color=#2ea1d0>e <font color=#1766e7>l (Lasted very little because Asriel forgot something so they canceled it) {Unknown for Both} [Chat]

Chara  (For about 3 seconds then Asriel pulled Chara out of it) (Paired w/ Bread) {Unknown for All} [Chat]

--- Alex LV2 ---

Sparring Matches - Victories:

IAmTheBreadMan32 (One shoted by SOUL piercing and removal) {Base Bread & Alex w/ Pink SOUL} {Twice}

Chara (Trash Tier) (One shoted by Scythe-Saw) {Angel Chara & Alex w/ Pink SOUL}

Nazo (Exaggerated) (One shoted by Scythe-Saw) {Hyper Perfect Nazo & Alex w/ Pink SOUL}

Sparring Matches - Losses:

Sparring Matches - Stalemate:

Sparring Matches - Inconclusive:

N-Alex (Ultimately unable to "defeat" him, only hold him back for a while) {Meta-Alex & N-Alex LV1 & SHA3 IAmTheBreadMan32} [ Thread Hereeeee ]

Other Chat Shenanigans:

--- WARS ---

- SHIP WARS PART I -

A LOT OF PEOPLE (Literally the whoe chat) Vs. Alex (Alex was trying to escape from Frisex... but... Chara: "MY GOAL FOR 2017 IS FOR ALEX X FRISK TO BECOME CANON. IT WILL SAIL ACROSS THE WORLD" "shipshipshipshipshipshipotpotp", and Alex: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", they managed to make Frisk kiss Alex dunno how many times (A lot of times), and eventually, Chara made it canon [Also, they had no idea what Ale's gender was]

- SHIP WARS PART II -

Jolly and Chara (Trash Demon) Vs. Alex (Alex was hidding in his Anti-Ship Shelter, yet they somehow managed to ALMOST make Frisk marry Alex. Chara even baked 4679874878 wedding cakes and made the decorations, Alex tried to escape, but Chara stranded him to a chair, then Alex tried to fly away while being stranded, Chara lasso'd him, then Alex still managed to escape the wedding... but the wedding itself started chasing Alex! Sans and Bread managed to destroy the wedding and saved Alex) [TL;DR: Alex won... somehow] [What's worse? They didn't even know Ale's gender up to this point, as Bread just told them for the first time AFTER the wedding... and also after Chara tried to ship Alex with Azzy too]

- SHIP WARS PART III -

Chara (Trash Demon) & <font color=#ff0000>L <font color=#e74417>o <font color=#d0842e>r <font color=#b9ba45>d <font color=#8bf973>A <font color=#73fe8b>s <font color=#5cf0a2>r <font color=#45d0b9>i <font color=#2ea1d0>e <font color=#1766e7>l Vs. Alex and Neko Chara (Alex and Neko Chara built a Wall to protect themselves of the shipping [That Chara (Trash Demon) kamehameha'd, before that, Lord Asriel was using a FOREBODEN technique, so Alex and Neko Chara used a counter, both nuked everyting while Alex called for the Super Saiyan Army, they managed to "stop the shipping" via spamming lots and lots of FOREBODEN Counter Cards and [ALEX VIBRATES] gifs) [TL;DR: Alex and Neko Chara won... for now] {donate to save us from Frisex and UL}

--- Stuff ---

- Won at a Bleach drinking contest via drinking ∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞^∞ gallons of Cloralex

- Shitposted 3 thousand bajillion times NOOT NOOT with Chara (Trash Demon) until Asriel banned it, only to Chara to unban it and get kicked thrice from the chat.

- Played beyblades with Chara (Trash Demon). Also kamehameha'd everything until all exploded. Also maed play-dough knifs (Before that, Chara nearly ate ALL of the play-dough) the knifs were pretty adorable :3c (And stupidly powerful becuz reasons)

- Ate the TV with Kitty Frisk (Kitty Frisk ate a half and Alex the other half). Then Chara (Trash Demon) inhaled the Sun ala Kirby. Alex followed by drinking dark matter, entire constellations and chomping black holes and supermassive blackholes until the entire Galaxy was a Smiley Face. Though Fara made Alex spit the Galaxy... and Alex wanted to eat it again, so Bread thew some Buru Chokoretto at him!

- Drank a cup of cocoa from Skully, but Alex did not know where to put it, so he put it in the toilet and the shower, until Skully told him it was supposed to be washed on the sink. Which Alex did! He then got a pat -w-

- Saved Neko Chara from Lust Chara via making him hide from her on Ale's hair (Neko Chara somehow shrank to this size)

- A lot of shiz that made a lot of people slowly step away from the chat.

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