Mr Poe (Mr Poe and Yogul)(All Forms)

Mr. Poe's Theme Song
WHOS DA SRONGEST DORBEE IN THE WORLD WHOS LOVED BY EVERY BOY AND GIRL AND YAK

ITS MR. POE

UND YOGEL

WHO SPENDS HIS LIVING FIGHTING CRIME AND CARRIES LOADS OF FLAPJACKS ON HIS BACK

ITS MR POE

UND YOGUL

The term "Powers and stats" cannot fulfill the awesomeness of Mr. Poe
Tier: "Tiers? No one speaks of such degenerate nonsense!"

-Translated infinity eternities ago from the ancient parchments of Mr. Poe and Yogul chapter 731B8 verse 4,500,929

Origin: Created by Dorbyaweh but has ascended to becoming even stronger than the greatest Dorbyaweh

Gender: Dorbee

Age: Do the math - infinity ^ infinity to the factorial infinity times with each yocto-unit counting as a (Grahams Number) eternities

Classification: Superhero, TV star, Dorbee Ascendant

'''Power: Can pull anything out of his butthole. That's right. Anything. He can pull out anything in size ranging from the size of a planck length (in all dimensions) divided by a googolplex to anything infinity times bigger than infinity omniverses clumped together. Whatever it is, you name it. He'll pull it out of his crack.'''

Other Powers: He still has kept them a secret, for only Yogul knows the rest of his powers.

'''Attack Potency: Stronger than anything. Just give up. There's nothing that can endure the AP of Mr. Poe.'''

Speed: So fast, he can manipulate the 5th, 10th, 15th, 20th, 25th, and all the rest of those dimensions, just by moving.

'''Lifting Strength: Has no limit. Nuff said.'''

Striking Strength: "By thy power of the blessed dorbee race, Mr. Poe shalt be granted striking strength that hath defeated anything both existent and non-existent."

'''-Translated infinity eternities ago from the ancient parchments of Dorbyaweh's Blessings. This blessing was the 100th.'''

'''Durability: Makes Nokia phones look like it has a durability of negative infinity. (yottagrams)'''

Stamina: Better than whatever character you have in your head whilst you think "My character can beat Mr. Poe" like a complete moron.

'''Range: We're beyond range, son. Don't you see that? More importantly, don't you breathe that? If you don't, you are already shindeiru.'''

'''Standard Equipment: Dorbees don't need equipment to show that they're far superior to every existing race out there. They've already brutalized everything in existence, non-existence, partial-existence, and everywhere in between. You can't escape brutalization'''

'''Intelligence: "Omniscient" beings (like yxz or sigma or something, whoever that is) have an IQ of negative infinity compared to the dumbest dorbee ever formed. Compare this to Mr. Poe, the smartest dorbee ever .'''

Weaknesses: "Ain't nobody got time for that" (referring to weaknesses, obviously dude)

-Translated by Delta when he was reading the Dorbee Bible on his porch