Despacito II

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Summary
[Intro to intro] (in the background continuous “ayy”s can be heard) Shoutsout to my boy, little bucket baby You already know who it is Xxxpwnertex What’s up? Ok, let’s do this

[Intro] Baby in a bucket You make me wanna roll my trousers down and splooge

[Verse 1] Yeah when i first saw that bucket top on her It’s poppin right out of the dirty shit water Thought, “Oh dear lord she got them long egg” Could not help myself so I walked up and and

[Chorus 1] Baby in a bucket You make me wanna roll my trousers down and splooge Down a back hole blowing bucket babies’ fiddles Every little fat kid with you And this brand new bucket with a limp kid Would look a hell lot better with some flubb Baby in a bucket You make me wanna roll my trousers down and splooge

[Verse 2] She was subbing to pwner and singing despacito We were subbing together pwnertex sub4sub She hopped right up into the bucket on my flubb and said “Study right now, lets go pass this exam”

[Chorus 2] Baby in a bucket You make me wanna roll my trousers down, and splooge Down in your hole no stopping with this rapeman Every little cow dong in you Despacito Baby in a bucket You make me wanna roll my trousers down and splooge

[Verse 3] WHat rhyme egg I subbed to her and she subbed to me And I turned on those bucket kids and slurp all night Because it felt so gay, her and I, bruh we go so h

[Verse 4] I threw it out there and Grabbed my bucket And sucked a couple whores And shit from the ass Baby sure got the jeff in my head splooging Bruh I can’t get you out of my feed

Story
Despacito II is the upcoming song of the 22nd century, with tons of hype and we have receive confirmation that in outer space, NASA has just confirmed it as they have heard Despacito II, otherwise known as a Dancing wild Dame Tu Cosita, however, they were only able to send the message right before blowing up in the most horrifying accident of the 21st century.

The Despacito Project was abandoned and all its members before realizing It could cause a major threat to JBW.

Powers and Stats
Tier: Varies, 💩 Tier to Shit Tier, | At least High 3-A to '''Memetic+. | Possibly Ocean Tier++, at least TOCOJBWA to The Evil Itself '''level. | Unknown, at least 2-A, Low '''2-C. | '''

Name: Despacito II, otherwise know as the Despacito Project.

Origin: Internet | Youtube, Outer Space, when N-A-S-A confirmed it up on outer space. | Unknown, it also says that Thanos or Notch confirmed it on some location but was never said, these confirmation were rumors.

Gender: None (Varies, Male to Female.)

'''Age: June 21st, 2018 | Prequel, January 7th, 2018. | From July 10th, 2018, it is 1 year and 6 months '''old.

Classification: Humans, Cyborgs, Toys, Noobs, Skeleton, A Broken Pencil, Alien, Crazy wild Dick, A music video that claims to destroy this Wiki.

Powers and Abilities: Immortality (Type 0 and 8, as long as the song keeps on playing, it will remain alive, Truly Irrelevant for Immortality.), Negation of Any Attack, (Omniattacks brutally fail thanks to the song.), Army (Can send 5 billion troops of Viewers around the world.), Sound Manipulation (Beautiful Melody Relaxing Music over Za Wraudo.) Cloning (There are over a hundred videos all about Despacito, especially copyright and Justin Bieber Tracks.) Weather Manipulation (It's ear rape caused friction within the Laws of Physics as sound can affect the temperature and it caused High dangers of Global Warning.)

Attack Potency: Its music destroys the category here

Speed: Plays behind you and always behind your back, always beyond the concept as it appears through youtube.

Lifting Strength: Made everyone lift their own CDs

Striking Strength: Crushed the USSR by everyone crushed their heads after listening to the same song.

Durability: Too Irrelevant for a Description

Stamina: Irrelevant (As long as the song keeps on playing, it doesn't need the use or the concept of Stamina.)

Range: (Beyond the concept of Range, with over 5 Billion Views on youtube, it is viewed all over the world.) | The song influences the existence of this Wiki, the Internet and Youtube.) | It is always recommended within your Youtube Videoes.)

Standard Equipment:

Intelligence: None

Weaknesses: Turn off the song.

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