Johnny Joestar (Downplayed)

Summary
The most pathetic being in existence, doesn't deserve to be called a Jojo. ==Powers and Stats== Tier: Boundlessly below tiers | Below tiers with Tusk Act 1 | Way below non-existence tier with Act 2 (Lost to a non-existent rat) | 11-C with Act 3 (Can become 0-dimensional) | 11-A with Act 4 (Managed to break through the 2-dimensional D4C love train)

Name: Johnny Joestar, Not the main character

Origin: Jojo's Ruined adventure: Shit Bad Reboot

Gender: Female

Age: 19, but is more like a 1-year old... Actually a fetus... Actually a sperm... Actually just an abstract idea... Actually.........................

Classification: Disgrace, Non-MC

Powers and Abilities: Daddy issues, Using his hand as a gun like some dumb kid, being 0 and 2 dimensional, crying, screaming

Attack Potency: Below negative infinity | Negative infinity | Negative semifinity | None by our 3D standards | Same tbh fam

Speed: None (Can't walk, needs a horse)

Lifting Strength: None (Look at those noodle arms)

Striking Strength: None

Durability: Boundlessly infinitely pathetic | Slightly better | Slightly better | None by our 3D standards | No change

Stamina: None (He can't walk, yet he still sweats a lot for some reason)

Range: Undefinably low | So low | Lower than low | A few 0D centimeters | A few 2D meters

Standard Equipment: A horseshoe that he wears on his head like a goddamn retard alongside his pajamas

Intelligence: Absolutely none

<p style="font-size:16px;">Weaknesses: Everything

<p style="font-size:16px;">Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Others
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<p style="font-size:16px;">Funny Valentine

<p style="font-size:16px;">Gyro Zepelli

<p style="font-size:16px;">Diego (Both)

<p style="font-size:16px;">His dad

<p style="font-size:16px;">A rat

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