Ship-Alex

 We would put a theme song here, but he Kissed it.

It was called Kissylovania.

"Hello, would you mind if I Kissed you?" ~Alex. . .  to everyone.

Summary
'' Warning: This profile is really freakin' Kawaii! '' We don't even know what the actual fuck is this or where it came from. We only know that we need to find a way to stop it, as we expected it do die before, but that's not possible right now, but if we do not find a way to get rid of this, reality as we know it will eventually cease to exist. ~Alemniscient Report. I love Kissing!

Little Shipper's Things
Tier of Shipping: Low 10-C (Saiyan childs possess enough power in themselves to Ship all of humanity in the get-go, but he's weak even for human standards, yet, he still did it, easily. He managed to physically rip apart his own MERCY command and commit mass Shipping on a not-defined-by-incomprehensible-and/or-immeasurable scale with it, while having a Lewd-Ki of barely NOT 0 units. BOSS got scarred by him, despite not being there, etc.), At least 6-C via powerscaling from fellow saiyan children (PL readings of 6 to 66 to 666) | Low 10-C (With a mere Lewd-Ki unit of 1, he managed to Kiss the Aleversal barrier known as Gateway to LV1, while technically being LV0. As a side note, The Gateway was completely unfazed and unscratched by the destruction of All. Verses. Ever.), At least 6-B via powerscaling (Due to being a saiyan, his PL should naturally increase anyways) | Low-10-C (He literally Kissed his own LV. So, basically LV1 by sheer Lewd-Ki  alone), At least High 6-A via powerscaling (Zenkais) | Low 10-C, Likely 5-A via powerscaling (Got a gazillion Zenkais) | Low 10-C, 5-A via powerscaling (Zenkais for days) | Low 10-C, At least 5-A via powerscaling (STOP. TOO. MANY. ZENKAIS) | Low 10-C (NANI?!?), 2-B to 2-A via powerscaling from other SOULs, Surely Far Higher (A single saiyan kid can casually Kiss out humanity, so, a single saiyan SOUL should be more powerful than all human SOULs) | Surelyprobablyatleastlikelyfarhigher, anomal nature makes it get too high and increasing... | At the very least of leasts Undefinable (Rivals MAD DEMON, who can DESTROY an army of Undefinables via sheer ANGER). ROFL Stomped the Super Saiyan Army and made all of Aleverse tremble in absolute fear. Kissy were unable to be RESET back by Aleverse themselves. The most DETERMINED and powerful of Aleverse made a seal, just for him, that got destroyed the very. exact. instant. it was made (Said beings also got Kissy simultaneously). The resulting blud of this thingy washed away the Main Bubble and breached to other verses. Where he battled TWO LV2 (At their FULL POWER) while still being technically a mere "LV1" (Not counting the fact that he never made it past LV0). The verses, destroyed |  K͏̨̢͢i̶̶̧̢l̵̵̴l̷̕͞͝Ķi̴͏̢́l̶͏͢͜l̵͢K̷̛͟͝͝i̡͠l͠ĺ̨͝͞Ķ̸̸̢į̶̵͢ĺ̴̢̛͞l̛̛Ḱ̡͟i̸͟͡l̢l͏̵K̡̀͟͞i̵̡͜͟l̵͝͏́l̸͝͏҉K͜҉í͢͢l͏̡͢͡l̴͘͟͠҉K̵̡͢i͏̴̀ĺ̵̢͝l̵͏͜K̶̨̧͜i̸̧̕͠l̴͏̡̀͟ĺ̢̀͜K̕͟ì̡͟͠ĺ̴҉l̵͜͠Ķ̵̛͟҉i͏l̢̛̀͢͠l̀͘͢͞҉K̕͘͞ì͢l̛͝l̷̡̀̕Ķ̶̡̕҉i̧̢̕͜l̵̡l̵̡̨K̢̧͝i̴̧͡l̴̡͏l҉͞K̴͘í̧l͢͏l̨K̸̶ì̵͢l̶͠l̵̶K̸̀͢͏͜í҉l̵̢̀̀͟l̸̸K̵̷í͟l̶̢l̵͞͝K̵̶̀̀̀į͢͠ļ̛͘͝͝l͞͠K̸͢͠i̴̢͘͡ļ̷̕͞l̛̀́͠͏Ḱ͟͠ì̷̵l̸͘͡l̸̛͜K͡҉̢ì͏̵̡͡ĺ̡͜͝l̨͢K̡̀͜͞҉ì́͘l̵̛̛l҉̕͠K̴̛ì͟l͠͠l̴̛Ķ̶̷͘͝í̶͠͝ļ̶̛͘͢ļ̶͢K̡̢͜i͏͡͝͝ļ̴͜͟͞l̡͞K̶̡i̶͏l̢̡͘͘͡l̵̸̶̢̕K͡͠i̶ļ̸̧l̷̶͝K̶̢̧͞ì͠҉҉̢l̵̷͝l͏K̵͢͡͞ì̧̢̢ļ̛͝l̕͘Ḱ͏̛í̡̨͝͝l̢̡̛͜͞l̷̕͞͝K̨̛̕i̸̶l̷ĺ̴͜Ķ͘̕͞i̶̢l̛̀l̷͝K͢i̶̴͘l̷͡͡͞͝l̢̨҉̕҉Ḱ̷̷͟i͟͟l͏̷͘͡͞l̛͜͞͞K̵̵͟į̸͘l͏l͏͏͝K̵̡̀̕͢i̡҉l͢͏͟ĺ̀͟͞

♦ TL;DR: Yes, simply his Destructive Capacities. Any of his "keys" actual Kissing Capacities simply Kiss the regular Tiering System Structure or Impossible to Define shenanigans (even with 0 Lewd-Ki, or even negative values of it aka POS-KI ). He can Kiss those who are boundlessly beyond infinity^infinity, etc. spam above Tiers aka Above Tiers. He can Kiss No-Carers. He can Kiss Untierables. He can Kiss Low Aleversal LV1. He can Kiss Undefinables. He can Kiss Mid Aleversal LV1. He can Kiss Statless. He can Kiss High Aleversal LV1. He can Kiss. He can Kiss Alemniscient LV1. He can Kiss. He can Kiss Top LV1. He can Kiss ... well, whatever is in Aleversal LV2, he can Kiss it.

♦ Actually, the closest thing ever done in hopes of "classifying" him was this:, but it's Alemathically Inapplicable (LV1), as he entered the realm of the unaccountably Awesomites, those who go far ahead of the normal Statless, and Alemniscients still have no idea what these are, except for The Prince, but we don't because they "don't get it".

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Name: Alex; Ship-Alex (Name assigned to avoid confusion with his namesakes); Referred to as The Demon by Alex

Origin: His Home (S-Dimension? Kiss-Dimension?), whatever, it's Aleverse

Gender: Boy

Age: 7-8 years old (smol)

Classification: Saiyan Kid/Cute Lil' Killing Machine/The Innocent Murderer/Demon of Murder/Anomaly

Powers and Abilities: NONE (Guess what? They got Kissed )

♦ It's Lewd-Ki, I'm not explaining shit.

(. . . . .)

Alright, alright!

♦ Due to him being Statless (Literally got all of his freakin' STATS Kissed and whatnot) in his B̸̧̛́͢a̶̸̸̷͡s̢̀͏ȩ̶̀͠? (If this appears as gibberish to you, we'll tell you that in simpler terms: his base form [Yes, he has never turned super saiyan]), he inherently has NONE in all of the "stats" listed here, but due to them being literally Kissed, they appear like that. Some of the recorded capabilities of his, studied by Alemniscients over the course of Alex' 7-8 years of "existence" are as those:

Note: This is a Statless thingy, it will appear as gibberish to those who are not at similar levels, so we'll TL;DR this to you in simpler terms.

Killing Faculties: [Just some of them]:

Can Ship & Kiss all alternate versions of his enemies simultaneously (So, even if he Shipped & Kissed  a "picture" of "someone", all of those "someones" will be Shipped & Kissed ), Can Ship & Kiss any characteristic/quality/term and their connections (such as: "Unshippable", "Unkissable", "Cannot Be Shipped or Kissed", etc.), Can Ship & Kiss any form or term or variation of anything, Can Ship & Kiss any Natural/Outer-Concept, Can Ship & Kiss any Inner-Concept, Can Ship & Kiss Essences, Can Ship & Kiss FLOW OF DATA, Can Ship & Kiss Capabilities, Can Ship & Kiss Faculties, Can make his enemies cease to function via Ship & Kiss their functionality, Can Ship & Kiss anything between him and his enemies to look like he teleported, Can Ship & Kiss "space, distance, etc." to Ship & Kiss his enemies internal organs, Can Ship & Kiss powers, Can Ship & Kiss abilities, Can Ship & Kiss techniques, Can Ship & Kiss attacks, Can Ship & Kiss skills, Can Ship & Kiss skill, Can Ship & Kiss counters, Can Ship & Kiss nullifications, Can Ship & Kiss haxes, Can Ship & Kiss sound (That's why he makes weird "noises" when walking, that's sound getting Shipped & Kissed ), Can Ship & Kiss regeneration, Can Ship & Kiss immortality, Can Ship & Kiss manipulations, Can Ship & Kiss actions, Can Ship & Kiss consequences, Can enter dreams, Can Ship & Kiss dreams, Can Ship & Kiss routes and paths, Can Ship & Kiss the programming of a game to keep Shipping & Kissing ( Shipped & Kissed a wrestler in a WWE game, Shipped & Kissed someone in street fighter with a fatality, Shipped & Kissed his opponent's life/HP bar, Shipped & Kissed unshippable and important NPCs, Shipped & Kissed someone and their capability of respawning in an MMORPG, etc.), Can Ship & Kiss loops, Can Ship & Kiss colors, Can Ship & Kiss senses, Can Ship & Kiss manipulations, Can Ship & Kiss with mere killing intent, Can Ship & Kiss even while someone is looking at him in a MENU (if you open your MENU, if he is visible/he is there/selectable/etc. on it he is able to Ship & Kiss you and your MENU along with anything in it), Can Ship & Kiss things that do not even exist, Can Ship & Kiss nothingness, Can Ship & Kiss voids, Can < Ship & Kiss absence of things, Can Ship & Kiss any hopes and dreams of you not getting Shipped & Kissed, Can Ship & Kiss anything in his way to Ship & Kiss (counters is Ship & Kiss , abilities is Ship & Kiss , your hopes of survival is Ship & Kiss ), Can still Ship & Kiss even if his very essence, along with every. single. characteristic and Inner-Concepts (Color of eyes, color of skin, color of blood, color of hair, color of clothes, voice, body type, mind, personality, quirks, traits, health, life, capability to resurrect or regenerate, capability to think, capability to move, capability to survive, capability of emotions, STATS [Photo, Summary, Powers and Stats, Tier, Name, Origin, Gender, Age, Classification, Powers and Abilities, Attack Potency. Speed, Lifting Strength, Striking Strength, Durability, Stamina, Range, Standard Equipment, Intelligence, Weaknessess, Notable Attacks/Techniques, Others, etc.], destructibility, indestructibility, functionality, ability to breath or eat or see or smell or feel, etc., vulnerability, invulnerability, definition, undefinition, lack of definition, capacity of being undefinable, capacity of beyond tiers, capacity of erasure, capacity of nullification, etc., etc., etc.) gets killed as well, Can Ship & Kiss MENU s, Can Ship & Kiss upgrading, can < Ship & Kiss downgrading, Can Ship & Kiss BLOOD, Can Ship & Kiss Bullshit, Can Ship & Kiss  Ship & Kiss, Can Ship & Kiss > Ship & Kiss  Ship & Kiss , Can Ship & Kiss reviving, Can Ship & Kiss answers, can Ship & Kiss questions, Can Ship & Kiss decisions, Can Ship & Kiss options, Can Ship & Kiss homework, Can Ship & Kiss exams, Can Ship & Kiss words, Can Ship & Kiss numbers, Can Ship & Kiss symbols, Can Ship & Kiss people on: books, TV, games, diary paper, etc. even if they aren't supposed to be killed at that point in story or even if they never died... of course, this includes real life, Can Ship & Kiss your LV, Can Ship & Kiss an opponent's keys so they can't transform (if he Ships & Kisses all their keys they simply cease to be), Can Ship & Kiss transformations, Can Ship & Kiss forms, Can Ship & Kiss shapes, Can Ship & Kiss smells, Can Ship & Kiss opponent's capability of performing an action/attack/defense/technique/ability/hax/etc., Can Ship & Kiss the possible, Can Ship & Kiss the impossible, Can Ship & Kiss teamwork/associations/cooperation/partnership/etc. (when multiple people go against him, for example), Can Ship & Kiss anything/everything/nothing/etc. associated with battle/fighting (rendering his opponent unable to do something when engaged in battle), Can Ship & Kiss theme songs (did so to his own theme), Can Ship & Kiss wanking, Can Ship & Kiss upplaying, Can Ship & Kiss exaggerating, Can Ship & Kiss downplaying, Can Ship & Kiss no-selling, Can Ship & Kiss one-shotting, Can Ship & Kiss stomping, Can Ship & Kiss entities with tiers, Can Ship & Kiss entities with no tiers, Can Ship & Kiss entities with stats, Can Ship & Kiss  entities without stats, Can Ship & Kiss  copypasta, Can Ship & Kiss  creepypasta, Can Ship & Kiss  crappypasta, Can Ship & Kiss  emojis, Can Ship & Kiss  emoticons, Can Ship & Kiss  explosions, Can Ship & Kiss  shockwaves, Can Ship & Kiss  internet connection, Can <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Ship & Kiss  the COMMANDs of his enemies, Can <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Ship & Kiss  the UNDOing and RESETing of events, Can <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Ship & Kiss  SAVEs and LOADs, Can <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Ship & Kiss  Bullet Boards, Can <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Ship & Kiss  things that aren't even supposed to be killed, Can <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Ship & Kiss  dialogue boxes, Can <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Ship & Kiss  any protection against <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Shipping & Kissing, Can <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Ship & Kiss  things explicitly made to <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Ship & Kiss  him or <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Ships & Kisses  or his <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Lewd-Ki , Can <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Ship & Kiss  other <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Ships & Kisses , Can <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Ship & Kiss  other <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Ships & Kisses , Can <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Ship & Kiss  the very essence of his enemies, along with every. single. characteristic and Inner-Concepts (Color of eyes, color of skin, color of blood, color of hair, color of clothes, voice, body type, mind, personality, quirks, traits, health, life, capability to resurrect or regenerate, capability to think, capability to move, capability to survive, capability of emotions, STATS [Photo, Summary, Powers and Stats, Tier, Name, Origin, Gender, Age, Classification, Powers and Abilities, Attack Potency. Speed, Lifting Strength, Striking Strength, Durability, Stamina, Range, Standard Equipment, Intelligence, Weaknessess, Notable Attacks/Techniques, Others, etc.], destructibility, indestructibility, functionality, ability to breath or eat or see or smell or feel, etc., vulnerability, invulnerability, definition, undefinition, lack of definition, capacity of being undefinable, capacity of beyond tiers, capacity of erasure, capacity of nullification, etc., etc., etc.), Can <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Ship & Kiss  his own base form to trigger a transformation, etc., <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Lewd-Ki  [L-Ki]; Ki Manipulation [<span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">L-Ki ], <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">LEWD -Type Ki aka L-Ki (Ki focused on <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Shipping & Kissing  rather than destruction. Notable to <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Ship & Kiss  those who are capabable of feeling it. <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Lewd-Ki  also <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Ships & Kisses  any other Ki Type: Ki, Godly Ki, Timer Ki, Dark Ki, Spacer Ki, Gravity Ki, Weapon Ki, Funtastic Ki, Trash Ki, Flaming Ki, Freezing Ki, Watery Ki, Lewd Ki, Spooky Ki, Nothingness Ki, Chocolate Ki, Bloody Ki, Prideful Ki, X-Ki, Toxic/Fuse Ki, Violent Ki, DETERMINED Ki, SOUL Ki, Neutral Ki, Light Ki, etc.), Has Amortality (Never was given birth, as he <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Shipped & Kissed  it), Has Incomprehensively <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Shipping & Kissing  Capabilities (Adapts to any kind of <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Shipping & Kissing  style and techniques, without seeing them, not even even once), Has Unavoidable Danmaku (<span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Shipped & Kissed  the rules of Danmaku), Has a <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Shipping & Kissing  Battle Aura (His Lewd-Ki "battle aura" "<span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Ships & Kisses "), Has Immunity to Diseases/Toxins (He <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Ships & Kisses  viruses and diseases), Absurdly Strong Inner-Concepts (Virtual Immunity to Anything, Bullshitting Reality, Shenanigans), Regeneration (Unknown. <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Lewd-Ki   makes him impossible to get rid off by any means), "Survives" even if all of his Inner-Concepts, Essences or Whatevers are <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Shipped & Kissed  along with All. Verses. Ever. (It happened to him... on multiple occasions), Zenkai (A physiology that exponentially increases stats while the <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Shipping & Kissing  progresses) [Every action done, every existential frame, each point of damage given, each point of damage taken, his PL always goes "up"], Has the  Kawaii Eyes of Absurd Shipping (KEAS) [His special eyes], More <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Lewd-Ki  gives him the Shipping Essence: Kissing ON (SE:KON) [His aura], Can and will keep fighting no matter what kind of injury is inflicted on him, Many bullshit he pulls out of his ass in order to Ship & Kiss his enemies, (Since he has created so many abilities, we're gonna list just veeeeeery few of them: " Kissy " {The ability to <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Kiss  anything regardless if they can be <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Kissed  or not}, " Lock Unlocking " {Kisses anything that "locks" his opponent, "unlocking" them, can also <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Kiss  anything that is "locked"}, " Falsification of Probability " {Used vs Phoenix Wright. Turns Alex into all the <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Shippers & Kissers  at the same time}, "<font color=Pink>DETERMINATION Shipping " {Ships DETERMINATION}, " Toon-Forced Kissing " {Ability to <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Kiss  via <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Lewd  humor}, " Unrestricted Shipping & Kissing " {Logic <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Kissing  moves, like: <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Kissing  with his fists,<span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Shipping  with his elbows, etc.}, " Conceptual Substitute " {Replaces concepts with other concepts, even Alex' very own original concepts.. he did it once by replacing the concept of "life" with "got <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Kissy " which caused reality to literally melt without repair}, " Manipulation Kissing " {"<span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Kisses  manipulations", including Manipulation Manipulation, with super uber ease}, " Powers and Stats Shipping " {<s style="font-style:inherit;font-weight:inherit;">Ships and  <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Kisses  enemies' Powers and Abilities, Attacks/Techniques, Notes, etc.}, " Characteristic Kissing " {<span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Kisses  charas}, " Aleverse Shipping " {<span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Kisses  Aleversal Structures. <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Kissed  Tutorial with it}, " Beyond Aleverse Shipping " {<span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Kisses  anything that is deemed as "Beyond Aleverse", etc.}, among other things that cannot, should not exist, by sheer <span style="color:rgb(255,192,203);font-weight:normal;">Lewd-Ki )