Board Thread:Questions and Answers/@comment-29830913-20181205203309/@comment-35230176-20181208113119

Rodri Facts:

- Rodri can divide by zero - Rodri doesn't walk, the ground moves for him - when Rodri does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down - when it rains Rodri doesn't get wet, wet gets Rodri - what ever Rodri touches turns to gold - Rodri does not sleep, they wait. - Rodri's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry - Rodri makes onions cry - Bullets dodge ninjas - Rodri irons his shirts while wearing them - Rodri can predict the songs on his ipod shuffle - Rodri put pants on 2 legs at a time - Rodri plays minesweeper with real mines - Rodri taught kool aid man how to break though walls - Rodri created the wheel. Twice. - Rodri once recieved a hollywood star, he made the handprint when the cement was dry. - Rodri never dies.