The Almighty Red

Summary
Well you see this kid? That's an average pokemon player that uses gamesharks and probably, I repeat probably like twitch plays pokemon's red so any reference to him is intentional.

Powers and Stats
Tier: 10-B as Average Human I 2-C (Captured Arceus) I 0 with Gameshark I Likely Memetic

Name: Pokemon Trainer Red. That one guy who acts like a pokemon fan, Bacon if he can rename himself, Mostly mistaken for quote by blind cave story and pokemon fans who want a cheap crossover, Not Ash

Origin: Pokemon, Luckily the almighty red revived that near dead franchise

Gender: Male

Age: Spent years on a damn cold mountain and still survived. What did you except? 12

Classification: Champion Dude, Also a yo-kai watch expert. He's a expert at other things besides catching pokemon y'know, He still likes pokemon more.

Powers and Abilities: Tool-Assisted Speedrun, Gameshark Omnipotence, Cooking, Hax

Attack Potency: Athlete Level as Average Human I Universal with Pokemon

Speed: RPG speed. But hey at least it's better then frisk

Lifting Strength: Average kid level+

Striking Strength: Can probably punch well if he breaks the rules of pokemon

Durability: Tanked hits from a screwattack tai. But despite red's power being too much for one human mind, He still has the durabillity of a average human, Shrugged off half of reality and fiction being destroyed as it only felt like stepping on a lego which cannot kill anyone.

Stamina: Survived a DAMN mountain for years, Is still hungry

Range: Star Level+ with Mewtwo

Standard Equipment: Pokemon

Intelligence: Haven't you played pokemon? This kid is artifically, physically, mentally WELL FED, WELL TRAINED, WELL DONE. He knows every pokemon that has existed and will exist if gamefreak makes pokemon sun and moon. Silent but is still a nice, chill and smart guy. Above his father who named his son after a color i mean who does that?

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Weaknesses: Ironically is okay with yo-kai watch but still hates digimon... Somehow. Hates being included in death battles and not being in smash

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Notable Attacks/Techniques:

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">'''NOT THE HAIL! - The hail, It's still a multiversal status effect to this very day as it can be able to scratch arceus regardless of plates and it isn't plot induced stupidity.'''

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">'''Action Replay - This is what makes the almighty red omnipotent. He can do ANYTHING with this thing. Especially giving himself infinite full restores to be cheap and give himself the upcoming pokemon if he wants to, It's only limits if it tries to use cheats that aren't made by red or any other omnipotent yet. At 207012 the action replay's full potential will be revealed'''

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Missingno - Red summons a missingno then realizes it's actually a ho-oh and it eats the oppoment.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">4th Wall Awareness - He has in fact met gamefreak before.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">'''TAS - Used for speeding up battles. It can go too fast to the point which can collapse the verse red is fighting in as it goes beyond the concept of beyond the concept of omnipresence. Nothing more, It gets more and more faster as the battle speed and the music goes beyond the concept of beyond the concept of omnipresence to the point where fiction and reality collapses and everyone dies'''

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Breaking the rules of pokemon - Well blue's raticate got killed according to a totally accurate theory so yes the almighty red can do that

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">'''Burst Evolution - Sure he can fuse with his mewtwo for the fans for crap if he wants to. The almighty redtwo's power is above imagination+. Seriously we don't know the wonders of memetic + memetic'''

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Psychic Connection - What he usually has to command his pokemon

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Personality: Pretty smart after capturing 721 pokemon, Sorta matches that of a pokemon player because of the whole "red is the player" bias

Pokemon
'''Pikachu - This pikachu. Red has learned so much from chadtronic that it seemingly spams thunder as the lightning slowly gets more powerful, If your not hypersonic then your screwed and you'd probably stay this way.'''

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">'''Charizard - A well trained ssb4 charizard who is somehow the most powerful fire elemental in fiction. Gaara's sand? More like baby rattle. Swamp thing? More like tree. Vat of extremely hot lava? More like swimming pool. Story about the penquin who fell down the lava...? More like bedime story, This charizard isn't scared of anything that has things to do with fire so also made sushi of ctuhulu which red eats with his pizza.'''

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Blastoise - Bulky water-type pokemon who should've been a water/steel type but red still gives him a smogon moveset, Can extinguish fire gods.

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Venusaur - Probably just as strong as swamp thing

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">'''Lapras - This lapras is the god of hail. Be AFRAID, be very afraid. This might be twitch plays pokemon lapras but who knows...? Only red'''

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">'''Mewtwo - One of red's most powerful pokemon, It has full pokemon fan hype and has gained top tier in ssb4 by the pokemon fan's votes as it's par with ssb4 greninja as it sneaked it's way to top tier. Also dwarf star level if you count pokken tournament. Can also shoot a universal shadow ball at best so it's obviously a memetic tier for being on par with pre-1.0.4 greninja'''

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">'''Snorlax - THIS pokemon, Red pretty much likes using it if he can't win because if it can rest, It summons barriers that make it immune to attacks and it does it a lot. Seriously, It's useful for casuality stragedies and it restores infinite hp mostly resulting in stalemates. And it can annoy the oppoment to death. Litterraly this time, TRUELY LITTERRALY'''

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">'''Ditto - Ditto however can transform into any character in joke-battles wiki. No restrictions, This ditto is experimented on to be ditto 2.0. This time it can transform without the oppoment's weaknesses. That's how powerful this ditto is'''

<p style="font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Other OP pokemon that he can change his pokemon into if he wants.

Others
Notable Victories

Blue Oak (But in the bright side at least blue makes pizza for red if he's hungry because the almighty red isn't like most joke-battles oppoments, He can get hungry too so he lets his rival make food for him)

'''THE NORMAL Yugi. Not joke battles yugi, Just yugi (Red soloed his deck during a battle "acciendatily" with a level 1200 magikarp)'''

Chara (Red named them "Butt")

'''The Hopes and Dreams of many pokemon players. All because of the damn hail'''

The Primal Monitor (Red's charizard slaughtered it and now red is playing the legend of zelda 2 to see how terrible it is. The primal montior died from it again)

Suggsverse (Red was doing a tool assisted speedrun and made it too fast as it was too much for the suggsverse because it was beyond the concept of beyond the concept of beyond the concept of beyond the concept of beyond the concept of beyond infinite true True TRUE immeasurable ultimately uncomprehendable omniomnipresence to the point it collapsed into a black hole, The end)

Elder God Demonbane (Red uses his dead body as a lamp)

Azazoth (Azazoth was put into a museum in a alternate reality different from the one azazoth dreamt of by red)

Yog-Sothoth (Yog dared to challenge red, His eye was put on his mount silver cabin's wall)

Divine Presence (Divine Presence? More like a divine presence of fresh air)

Galactius (Wears his helmet for cosplay)

Onslaught (Guess he was on"slaughtered")

Kami Tenchi (At least red got some good hair tho)

Undboutley First (Was turned into a pokedex)

The Creator (Casually slacked off at mewtwo burst evolution insta-killing him)

IG Thanos (Red used gameshark codes and punched out his internal organs)

Any visual novel in fiction, They are no match for red's great power.

Notable Losses

Gold (Only lost by PIS because red is beyond infinitely superior then a average pokemon trainer)

Morty Smith (Died along with red.)

Stalemates

Spoons Rattling (They all agreed to step on the beach)

Theme Songs

'''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWHgMcIOsuw Theme Song. It's a 8-BIT MASTERPIECE] '''

Alternate theme song which he uses more then his 8-bit theme anyway 

Well if you want a serious mode red, Here is the theme

Weapons/Items
'''The infinite master ball - This master ball has been upgraded to capture any species other then pokemon that isn't human regardless, no matter what althrough despite that, Red prefers to use it on other pokemon/animals. The master ball's range is the same as jack noir from homestuck's red miles. No-one can escape the master ball'''

'''Full heal - Restores Infinite HP to both himself or his pokemon if he wants to. He only has 12 of them just to be cheap'''

X Attack and X Defense - Gives his pokemon 20x Strength Boost making them 20x more powerful then they basically already are

'Note: This is as far as turbo can imagine, Someday there might be more overpowered characters then the almighty red. Who knows?'