Gabe Newell

"To Stop a Gaben, take control and press the Gaben. -Gabe Newell"

Summary
'''Welcome to Team Fortress 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it would've been worth the weight. Thanks, and have fun.'''

Gaben... Gaben... Gaben... Gaben... @Valvesoftware.com

Powers and Statistics
Tier: Atleast Steam Level | Gaben Tier with Steam Sales

Name: Lord Gabe Newell, God of the PC Master Race

Origin: Valve Software

Gender: Male

Age: Whatever he wants it to be | Immeasurable due to the excess sales

Classification: Lord Gaben, Game Developer, and Leader of HL3

Powers and Abilities: Omnipotence, Omniprescence, Omniscience, Emotional Manipulation, Concept Manipulation, Plot Manipulation, Game Manipulation, Steam Sales, Worth the weight, Causality manipulation, Summoning, Mind Manipulation, Lightning Manipulation, True Flight, Intangibility, Gabenpotence, Gabenscience, Gabenpresence, Gravity Manipulation, Time Manipulation, Reality Warping,

Attack Potency: True Omni Infinity | Gaben Tier (Repelled an attack from the Console King very, very casually, and that exact same defense was so powerful, it was felt across the Omni^Omni^Infinity amounts of Omni Infinity amounts of Omniverses, and it one hit the Console King as well.)

Speed: Massively Faster than Omnipresent+++ | Omni-Omni^Infinity amounts of Omni amounts of Omnipresent with Valve Time

Lifting Strength: Worth the weight

Striking Strength: Gaben Tier | Gaben Tier+++

Durability: Unknown, nothing has ever hurt him so far. Not even salt.

Stamina: Unknown, he has never gotten tired, exhausted, or fatigued, ever.

Range: He can reach Everywhere, Everywhen, Nowhere, and Nowhen thanks to his game development skills

Standard Equipment: Black Shirt, Tan Pants, Hat, and a big hammer, Gravity Gun

Intelligence: Gabenscient

Weaknesses:

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Valve Time: Gabe Newell stops time for everything and nothing, and he himself grows even faster than he already is.

Source Filmmaker: Animates the entire opponent, that is, animating his defeat. Bypasses all durability.

Garry's Mod: Newell is able to summon anything from Garry's Mod, whether they be addons, or come with the vanilla game itself. He can summon infinite amounts of whatever it is, so as long as it is on Gmod in some way, shape, or form (addon too), he can add it. This means he can summon things like X-wings. Steam Summer Adventure: Newell selects a (huge) group of people allied or under his command, and grants them badges and crafting equipment to make said badges specifically designed for fighting characters above Tier 0. However, they are still nowhere near able to go toe to toe with -1s, Oceans, and Memetics, so while they may be fodder, they can still do some damage. They are usually divided into 4 teams, each with their own specialty. Half Life 3 Confirmed: Gets the fans all riled up for a new Half Life game release... that will come in Ten Thousand years. Still though, this makes steam fans everywhere get a massive increase to strength, speed, durablity, stamina, and whatever.
 * Ask The Experts: The most experienced GModders advise Gabe Newell and interfere directly with their awesome addons and powers. They can also spawn copies and even summon true GMod freaks and monsters
 * Red: The most numerous of the lot. Their badge crafting ability is unparalleled, and when swarmed and hyped, they can defeat mighty foes.
 * Purple: While they are the strongest early on, they have very poor stamina, so they get really weak when it comes to the long term fight. However, they make immensely good tanks.
 * Green: The healer. Not much else to say, other than the fact that their elites have the most badges crafted and thus are the strongest of the entire adventure. (Palm Desert)
 * Pink: While they may be some of the weakest during the earlier game, later on, they grow to be extremely powerful.
 * Blue: They can be weak, but their the stealthiest of the lot.

VAC Ban: Instantly bans the target from the fray.

Worth the Weight: The target is rendered immobile. Gabe Newell flies up into the whatever, inflates himself to huge degrees, in addition his weight, then crushes the target under 190284901284021984918^infinity^omni-infinity amounts of tons of infinite-tons Omniton force.

Steam Sales: Gabe Newell, with a single hit of his hammer into the ground, unleashes a flurry of 100% tags towards every game on steam. The fans grow wild, and in return, they offer him their utmost aid and help.
 * Summoning: An upgrade to Garry's Mod Summoning, Gabe Newell is able to summon infinite upon infinite upon omni infinite amounts of omni infinite numbers of characters from any game that is, or has been, or used to be on Steam. This extends to whole franchises, so if just one game of a particular franchise is on steam, then he can summon any person from that whole franchise. These characters can also be wanked.
 * Greenlight: Instantly Greenlights a game onto steam, which Gaben can now use his summoning on.
 * Faster, Stronger, Better Gaben: This ability boosts all of his stats in every single way, impossible, or possible.
 * Are you ready for a Miracle?: Enchanced version of Half Life 3 confirmed. In addition, price tags begin to rain down from the air, devastating the area and the opponent.
 * Payment Transaction Failed: Enrages the enemy and makes them wonder if Gabe Newell's watching them

Others
Notable Victories:

Steam

Valve

TF2

HL2

Portal

The Orange Box

All TF2 Classes

Gor-Dan Freeman

John Freeman

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive Matches: