Phil Swift

Summary
Phil Swift is the spokesman for the Flex Seal family of products. He has an energetic personality and people generally agree that he's very likable.

Phil was born in the heart of a dying star in the Andromeda galaxy during the creation of the Milky Way. The dense elements he was born in gave his titanium-hard muscles. After falling to earth on August 6, 1944, his body completely leveled Hiroshima, Japan just moments before the nuclear bomb was dropped. He fought in Vietnam, earning the nickname "Indestructable Phil" for his 100,000 plus confirmed kills with little more than his bare hands. He is best known for his catchphrase, "That's a lotta damage" after accidentally burning down a Vietnam village in a fit of rage.

While in Vietnam, he created a super-strong adhesive with a mixture of his own celestial blood and tree sap. His invention was widely used to treat severed arteries. Recently, he has begun marketing his invention. He is well known for his ads, in which his PTSD causes him to slaughter buckets and boats by channeling the power of hell. This is why many consider him to be the supreme leader of the universe, with power beyond any humans imagination.

Powers and Stats
Tier: 10-A, 9-C with saw | 8-C, Low 2-C with Flex Tape

Name: Phil Swift

Origin: Flex Seal

Gender: Male

Age: Looks to be in his 30s

Classification: Human, Advertisor

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Sealing, Fourth-Wall Awareness, Healing,Mind Manipulation, Luck Manipulation, can saw anything in half | All the previous powers, plus Regeneration (Mid-Godly), BFR, Conceptual Manipulation, Time Travel, Immortality (Type 8; reliant on Flex Seal products to live on), Teleportation, Fire Manipulation, Rage Power, can cause a lotta damage

Attack Potency: Athlete Level (Can pull a tire up and down with Flex Tape), Streel Level with saw (Can saw a boat in half) | Building Level (Can fix up the Twin Towers, cut the Titanic in half), Universe level+ with Flex Tape (can saw the universe in half, and presumably bring it back together.)

Speed: Peak Human | Hypersonic+, possibly Massively FTL+

Lifting Strength: Athletic human | Immesurable

Striking Strength: Class H | Multi-Universal

Durability: Peak Human Level | Universe+ Level (Survived the universe collapsing)

Stamina: Infinite

Range: Tens of meters, higher with Flex Tape.

Standard Equipment: His saw, boats, a cannon, Flex Seal, Flex Glue, Flex Tape, Flex Shot, Winter Wax, Aero Grip Sprayer, Block Out, Maximum Traction, Blast Off, Foamazing!, Slick Fix, Leak Finder

Intelligence: Supergenius

Weaknesses: People buying fake Flex Tape products, anger issues, has trouble finding the right shot.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Flex Seal: Shoots the opponent with Flex Seal and seals them into a cocoon.

Flex Tape: Seals them out of existence by slapping it on them.

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF: Saws the foe in half.