Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26180030-20180729233250/@comment-28890853-20180731190841

Crabwhale wrote: Is the little child done frothing at the mouth? Good. Then let me explain to you exactly what you're dealing with.

You, mere indignant cretin, parasitize off the corpses of memes, while I carve those corpses into new life. A true, perfect Frankestein's monster of Internet culture, accumulated over the many years of me growing and developing with them, being molded by them, while ignorant, indignified, normiesized fools such as yourself find more comfotable to wriggle about in the sea of depravity that is your existence, never seeking to change or evolve.

And you know what? That is completely fine, if you wish to wallow in your undead abominations for comedic banter, then by all means, do so. But, the second you attempt to outwit me with these glorified zombies, you bring upon yourself the wrath of my true power. So let me make crystal clear exactly what sort of beast you have awakened.

I am ancient. I am the protector. I am 345! I am a son. I am a meme. I am Pepe's son! I am JBW's shield. I am man's guardian. I am Godzilla! I am the loud one. I am the blunder. I am horrid! I am the shit God, I am the lone poster. I am Awesomecrafter! I am anger. I am autistic cries. I am 123! I am fury. I am the crapstorm. I am Crabwhale! Pfffffft.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

You have no idea how much I'm laughing at you right now. Stop embarrassing yourself. I might accidentally bust a lung laughing if you don't.

I laughed at CHEG'S power and soloed him. I accidentally destroyed the Badass Sphere by looking at it. I casually watched all the overpowered gods of JBW fight like they were little children. I laugh at your so-called "power". Keep hiding, little one.

I am ancient. I am the destroyer. I am death. I am endless. I am chaos. I am darkness. I am a shitposter. I am destruction. I am evil. I am malice. I am the apocalypse. I am fury. I am the maelstrom. I am oblivion.