Fuckonami

Summary
Fuck Konami is the worst gaming company in existence, they make EA look like saints, thinks mobile gaming is the future and never respect their creative developers, Kojima especially.

Powers and failures
Tier: Below Yamcha at half of his power

Name: Worst company is to ever exsist

Origin: Kojima's metal gear

Gender: Omnisexual (Get's fucked by everyone)

Age: Don't know but their dead now...to me...

Classification: Company that fucked up big time

Powers and Abilities: Failing at not fucking up, thinking mobile gaming is the future

Attack Potency: Ban you from the game awards like a dick+

Speed: Below stationary 

Lifting Strength: Below air

Striking Strength: Striking your wallets for horse armor

Durability: Spineless pussi's

Stamina: Most of them are probably fat ageing men in their late 60's

Range: Rush out a game before it's finished

Standard Equipment: Money, arcade machines, Metal gear 6 on IOS/Android

Intelligence: Fucking delusional

Weaknesses: Jim Sterling, people with half a brain, Kojima

Notable Loss's: 

Everyone's respect

Jim Sterling

Metal gear

Silent Hill

Kojima

The gaming verse

EA

Yamcha (Weakling)

Justin Bieber

Luigi (Screwattack)