Xshia'zea'sh'kaebt-Lea'yi'elih-zael'va'tielih-ng'yehaer'llw'aetaght'litagehph-Ht'uim'aeng'ytagyeh Taght'ehshht'yng'yng'gl-tagr'laeph'ehts'liht'ehct'r'lling

Summary
Haha fuck you no.

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Tier: Unknown, likely High Memetic

Name: Xshia'zea'sh'kaebt-Lea'yi'elih-zael'va'tielih-ng'yehaer'llw'aetaght'litagehph-Ht'uim'aeng'ytagyeh Taght'ehshht'yng'yng'gl-tagr'laeph'ehts'liht'ehct'r'lling, "Triple X" by Crabwhale (A weird choice, as his name contains only 1 X in it), "Waste of Life" by all family members, "Mistake" by people who pass him by on the street

Origin: His mother's vagina (Yes, I regret this)

Gender: Inapplicable, referred to as male

Age: 31.9 Cycles (Y E S years old)

Classification: Mistake, Failure, Eldritch Abomination, Creator of shit JBW pages

Powers and Abilities: Subhuman Characteristics, Immortality (Type 40), Mistake Manipulation (Casually created these pages), Regeneration (True-Failure. Regenerated from his parent's disappointment, though not fully), Pocket Reality Manipulation (Generates a shitty world that exists only to remind him of his own miserable, lonely existence), Non-Corporeal (Hasn't got a physical body, he's that much of a fucking loser), Nonexistent Physiology (Complete. His "core" is the infinite depths of nonexistence), Conceptual Manipulation (Made some fucking dreadful ideas for his profiles, and is able to retcon any of them at any time. Technically, shouldn't everyone on this wiki have this power?), Gay Manipulation (Passively made Uselessnoob's comment gay with one of his profiles), Creation (Made countless shitty and meaningless profiles. Also made an infinitely weaker version of The Gulag within his pocket reality), Disease Manipulation (His mere existence caused this otherwise respectable thread to devolve into cancer, spawning off three more strains that ravaged the wiki afterwards), Death Manipulation (Randomly throws dead memes around sometimes), Virginity Manipulation (Beings that interact with him steadily reacquire their virginity, and their romantic partners leave them), Absorption (Able to yeet people into the nonexistence within him)

Attack Potency: Unknown (Never does anything at all), likely High Memetic (Should be comparable to Crabwhale, albeit weaker. Responsible for the initial outbreak of cancer that eventually became the paradox threads, and later propagated it, though to a lesser degree than others)

Speed: Z O O M S P E E D (Is a quick boi), Omnipresent inside his own reality and nonexistence

Lifting strength not included because who the fuck cares

Striking Strength: Mate, you did see his AP, right?

Durability: Whatasurprisenothingsdifferent

Stamina: Pathetic (Inert movement requires conscious effort)

Range: Surprisingly, nobody ever details distance, so it doesn't matter

Standard Equipment: What the fuck would he have, he's an eldritch boi

Intelligence: Smart boi (Was involved in a complex existential debate with Crabwhale for a time, until they both tired of such a child's farce, and moved onto more pointless important things.

Weaknesses: No combat ability or experience. Complete fucking wimp. Really doesn't care if his opponent wounds or kills him. Indifferent.