Lollara the ShanLash Woman

Name: Lollara the ShanLash Woman ( a.k.a Ethan's ultimate waifu)

Age: A couple of days old

Place of Birth: TheMLG invincibleironman's tablet screen

Height: One foot higher than a minecraft player

Weight: All of Ethan's waifus combined.

Occupation: Giving Ethan something to fap at

Backstory: Ethan wanted a new waifu better than the rest so he asked TheMLG invincibleironman to make one for him. After many hours of hard work, she was born.