User blog:Christian Higdon/Phil Swift Feat Log

Summary
Send help. Okay, so this is gonna be a very weird feat log, but I’ll try to make the best out of it.

What are the Phil Swift/Flex Tape memes?
"Phil Swift is the co-creator of Flex Seal Products and the creator of the product Flex Tape. He is known as one of the strongest Gods in the Milky Way universe. It is possible that Phil is the reincarnation of Billy Mays, but there is no proof of such relations... yet. His other known aliases are Phil Christ - the name often sparks memories of Phil's first crucifixion, which an early prototype of Flex Glue was mainly used to keep the nails hammered into his hands and feet. Since his rebirth, Phil has become one of the strongest beings in his home galaxy... though, due to recent conflicts with his people, he has escaped and hidden himself in a disguise currently known as Phil Swift, a seemingly ordinary businessman pushing his first miracle product, Flex Seal, to the public in hopes that everyday items can be fixed up with an application of tape, glue, paint, or spray. Nobody, besides Phil, knows the true formula which the Flex Seal Products are made of."

- Description

KEEP IN MIND, THIS WON’T INCLUDE TIER 0 FEATS OR EVEN MEMETIC TIERING.

NOW THAT WE GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY

Feats and the tier
Phil cuts Mecha Frieza in half.



Low 4-C.

Phil is the iceberg.



8-C at a lowball.

Phil saws the universe in half.



3-A to Low 2-C.

Phil also fights Shaggy.



Low 2-C to 2-A. Considering Shaggy’s going all out, this is up to 1-A.

Phil is equal to Shaggy.



Low 2-C to 2-A, again up to 1-A.

The Flex Gauntlet.



2-A and pretty far into it.

Phil is God.



Low 2-C at best.

Flex World is above Heaven and Hell.



Low 2-C, goes up to 2-C.

Phil is practically existence.



Low 2-C, might be 2-A at a highball.

Phil destroys the Titanic.



9-A to 8-C.

I’ve come to bargain and seal.



4-B to 3-B, possibly 2-A.

Overall
Tier: Low 2-C to 2-A (Sawed the universe in half. Fought Shaggy and is equal to him. Wields the Flex Gauntlet. Is considered to be God. Maintains existence. Is Doctor Strange), goes up to 1-A (Can fight Shaggy)