Jake Paul (Canon)

Summary
Jake Paul is cancer...

Yes, I'm serious.

Jake is a YouTuber who is quickly fading into the pits of irrelevancy. After being no.1 fraud on the site, and the cringiest man for years, it seems his cringe factor has finally been realised, and his channel is on the road to dying a painful death. And when Seven Figure Gibber punches him in the face, he will lose the rest of his slipping relevancy from the 8 year olds.

Powers and Stats
Tier: 💩 Tier

Name: Jake Paul, soon to be Lake Laul

Origin: Filthiest pits of Vine

Gender: Coward who dodged AnEsonGib

Age: Dunno, 20s I guess

Classification: ""Youtuber""

Powers and Abilities: Being Cringe, that's just it for this kid... I mean he beat Deji, but then Deji's still more relevant than him. So he can't really box or make a career, so I genuinely don't know what his powers should be... Oh yeah, No Hairline

Attack Potency: 💩 Tier (Described by many youtubers as the most annoying youtuber ever. Made a fraudulent claim that someone assaulted his assistant. Is a cheating womanizer. Team 10 is now Team 1. Constantly contradicts himself to simply appeal to the masses, although, considering his current stats, that's not working anymore. Everyone thinks Logan is a better human, despite Logan's previous controversies, which speaks volumes about this 'thing'. Criticized KSI's hairline, despite the fact his own is 10000x worse)

Speed: Nigh-Immobile (Can't even move a Planck length in combat)

Lifting Strength: Not enough to hold his channel up from losing subs

Striking Strength: 💩 Tier (Beat Deji, although the latter hardly trained and didn't do fight camp. Deji still wrecked Jake's nose, and would've annihilated him should he have trained)

Durability: 💩 Tier (Incredibly insecure, and all the girls he's ruined emotionally can likely one-shot him in a fight by breathing on him, even Tana Mongeau, who is hyper-cringe in herself)

Stamina: Pathetic (Why am I even bothering... at least he isn't a Lovecraftian horror monster, that's for sure. Even if he was, he'd die by starting a fight)

Range: Fading, like his relevancy

Standard Equipment: Dying channel, dying twitter, dying everything really... I guess his awful clothes

Intelligence: Dumb as fuck (Think of an inverse Supergenius, and you get Jake Paul. Is an abysmal liar, who can be debunked in seconds)

Weaknesses: Everything, especially his hairline and not getting clout when he needs it.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:
 * Music: Jake plays his awful, uninspired music, and pays for Gucci Mane
 * Insecurity: British YouTubers get to live in his head rent-free
 * Cheat: Cheats on the girl he's with, which causes him to loose clout

Others
 Notable Victories: 

Notable Losses:

The entire British YouTube scene

Callux

Logan Paul (who is still doing better than him anyway)

Eventually Gib

 Inconclusive Matches: