Hippity Hoppity Frog

Summary
This one fucking frog will do whatever it can to get you off its property. Unless you can run away. prepare for total annihilation and extreme spice. This meme can be manipulated in many ways, but the ending must rhyme with hippity hoppity.

Powers and Stats
Tier: How bout you get the fuck off my property+

Name: Cthulhu Azathoth Great One Indescribable Glory

Origin: r/dankmemes as a meme, and real life as a frog deity

Gender: Doesn't have a gender as far as we know

Age: Probably 5 years old

Classification: It doesn't need a classification, you communist fuck

Powers and Abilities: Will completely eradicate anyone and anything on its property. Nothing can survive. Not you, not me, no one. Powerful conceptual manipulation (can manipulate the concept of property)

Attack Potency: Even if you're in a communist country it'll get you the fuck off of its property+++

Speed: Fast enough to make you its bitch+ in base, Omnipresent on its own property

Lifting Strength: If you're on its property, no matter how much you weigh, you sadistic landwhale, it'll throw you away+++, could probably lift Tumblr and Wikia if it needed to.

Striking Strength: Enough to atomize The One Above All, Chuck Norris etc. or anyone else.

Durability: Infuckingdestructible+++++ on property, likely slightly lower under communism

'''Stamina: Limitless. Until you are off of its property, it will jump infinitely throughout spacetime until you're gone'''

Range: If it's classified as a property, you better fucking hippity hoppity+++ (can target anywhere in spacetime and outside+between spacetime as well)

Standard Equipment: Property, what'd you think?

Intelligence: As much as it takes to get you off of its property

Weaknesses: Extreme oppressive dystopian authoritarian communism led by resurrected Joseph Stalin, but it'll find a way.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Hippity Hoppity: Jumps around and surveys its property to find intruders. Can instantly traverse any distance in spacetime.

Get off my property: You are instantly atomized, erased from both existence and non-existence as well as the metaphysical state between the two concepts. Renders any and every form of regen, immortality etc. completely and irreversibly negated, such is the power of H̶y̶p̶n̶o̶t̶o̶a̶d̶, I mean frog deity,

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