John Cena

Summary
WWE Superstar and champion of the United States and World Heavyweight championship belts, John Cena is the most iconic and meme wrestler in all of existence. The champ is here.

Powers and Stats
Tier: Vince McMahon Class Pet

Origin: Bad Vines and YTP's

Name: John Felix Anthony Cena, Juan Cena, The Champ

Gender: Sweatband

Age: Then, Now, Forever

Classification: Champion and Vince's biggest wank since NwO

Powers and abilities: Super Cena, 5 Knuckle Shuffle, copying other signature moves to hype the crowd, kick-out-at-2 and somehow always forming a team in his name against the Authority no matter what

Attack Potency: Instant KO all of the WWE Universe except Rusev and HHH.

Speed: At least Rey Mysterio level

Lifting Strength: Low Suggsverse (Lifted the Big Show once inch off the ring with the help of others)

Striking Strength: Immeasurable (Sends some opponents flying back without even making contact)

Durability: 3 seconds on his shoulders, likely Botch Level+ on his feet

Stamina: Nigh-Infinite (sometimes he just lays there "catching his breath" but he's really trying to catch his opponent off guard)

Range: He can't leave the arena unless he gets back in before the ref calls him out

Standard Equipment: Usually himself, a t-shirt, snapback, trashy wristbands, a few Zack Ryders

Intelligence: Only knows his catchphrases, rehearsed lines in the locker room, and how to make real women cringe

Weaknesses: The ref, count-out, and Rusev (post-NXT, pre-break-up-with-Lana)

Feats: Look at any thing WWE puts up of him on YouTube, Vince want to sell those U Can't C Me t-shirts, you know.