Bae

Summary
Bae is poop. Bae means poop in Danish. This is bae. Everyone goes bae. Bae smells. Here is the CORRECT definition of bae. Read this profile at your own risk.

Powers and Stats
Tier: 💩 Tier

Name: Bae

Origin: Your digestive system

Gender: Depends on the gender of the being expelling it

Age: Depends on what you eat

Classification: Poo/Turd/Scat

Powers and Abilities: Terrible Odor, Disease Spreading (Usually E. Coli)

Attack Potency: Turd level

Speed: Depends on if it's floating in the toilet, being flushed, or traveling in a sewer

Lifting Strength: N/A

Striking Strength: N/A

Durability: Depends on if it's rocky, runny, or mushy

Stamina: Depends on how long it lingers in the toilet and sewers

Range: Depends on how big it is, and how long it's traveled through the sewers

Standard Equipment: The remnants of what you ate, usually corn

Intelligence: It's a piece of poo. What were you expecting, Albert Einstein?

Weaknesses: Toilet Paper, Water Treatment Plants, Constipation

Feats:


 * Has tortured humanity's sense of smell since the dawn of humanity

Notable Attacks/Techniques:


 * Bad Smell: Tortures human noses with an awful odor. Baby bae and dog bae are really notorious examples.


 * E. Coli: Best not to consume it.

Others
Notable Victories:


 * The appetite of dogs


 * Urinals


 * The human sense of smell

Notable Losses:


 * Air freshener


 * Toilets


 * Toilet paper


 * Water treatment plants

Inconclusive Matches: