User blog:Seol404/Top 10 Booty Songs (Yes, this is a real countdown)

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Here are the musical arangments that sing praise to the junk in the trunk, the badonkadonk (?), and asses everywhere. (I didn't make that up, those are the actual words they use)

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Number 10: Big Ole Butt

So, this is a song I guess...Its about butts y'know.

Number 9: Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

Hearing the title of this song makes me want to go commit not feeling so good.

Number 8: Rump Shaker

Lets just, move on...

Number 7: Thong Song

Leave those granny panties at home. Sometimes its not just about the booty, but what the booty wears. (These are the actual words used in the video, I wish I was joking)

Number 6: Shake That

Why do people like Eminem?

Number 5: Shake Ya Ass

With a name like that this song is guaranteed to be great, and by that I mean garbage.

<p style="text-align:center;">Number 4: (Shake Shake Shake) Shake Your Booty

<p style="text-align:center;">I'm starting to see a patern with the song names.

<p style="text-align:center;">Number 3: Bootylicious

<p style="text-align:center;">Oh........ And people wonder why there is a problem with sex offenders in the American entertainment industry.

<p style="text-align:center;">Number 2: Fat Bottomed Girls

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<p style="text-align:center;">Number 1: Baby Got Back

<p style="text-align:center;">With lyrics that go to great lengths to detail every inch of the love for booties everywhere, this rap song is not shy of admiring a healthy butt for what it is. (Again, these are the actual words used by WM)

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<p style="text-align:center;">[gunshot]