True Obesity

Summary
After sleeping, true obesity has finally awoken, and it is angry since these shitty characters have attempted

Powers and Stats
Tier: '''fuckeverythingthisclassificationisbeyondevenitselfincludingthestrongestcharactersontheentirefuckingjokebattleswiki+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++^itself0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000+++++++++++++++99999999999999999999999999999999999++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ fuckeverythingthisclassificationisbeyondevenitselfincludingthestrongestcharactersontheentirefuckingjokebattleswiki++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++YAMCHGOKUBROLYPOTENCEFUCKTIERSMYDUDE%*U*)#T#%$NRFEJNLJNGERMKTMKGMKRTELMKGMKETRL+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++^itself0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000+++++++++++++++99999999999999999999999999999999999++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ fuckeverythingthisclassificationisbeyondevenitselfincludingthestrongestcharactersontheentirefuckingjokebattleswiki+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++^itself0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000+++++++++++++++99999999999999999999999999999999999++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ fuckeverythingthisclassificationisbeyondevenitselfincludingthestrongestcharactersontheentirefuckingjokebattleswiki++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ZENOPOTENCE&%Y#*#%*(U$%*U^99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999TRUEMEMEFINITY+GINGERALE+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++^itself0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000+++++++++++++++99999999999999999999999999999999999++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ fuckeverythingthisclassificationisbeyondevenitselfincludingthestrongestcharactersontheentirefuckingjokebattleswiki++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++doodoo+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++^itself0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000+++++++++++++++99999999999999999999999999999999999++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++'''

Name: True name is beyond even true memetic tier comprehension

Origin: Sleeping

Gender: Yes

Age: older than you

Classification: you don't need a fucking classification, true obesity is god.

Powers and Abilities: All of them, including ones that are only exclusive to certain characters

Attack Potency: fuckeverythingthisclassificationisbeyondevenitselfincludingthestrongestcharactersontheentirefuckingjokebattleswikiandbeyondincludingAllBersonalfictionLolImLionelSuccs++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++OOOOOOF+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++^itself0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000+++++++++++++++99999999999999999999999999999999999++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Speed: yes.

Lifting Strength: yes

Striking Strength:

Durability: The weaknesses in the array of mortal languages do not allow for anything to be beyond True Obesity's durability.

Stamina: U*#@%*U%*#FJO$I%J#*%WHYTHEFUCKISTHISANUMBERU*#@%*U%*#FJO$I%J#*%WHYTHEFUCKISTHISANUMBERU*#@%*U%*#FJO$I%J#*%WHYTHEFUCKISTHISANUMBERU*#@%*U%*#FJO$I%J#*%WHYTHEFUCKISTHISANUMBERU*#@%*U%*#FJO$I%J#*%WHYTHEFUCKISTHISANUMBERU*#@%*U%*#FJO$I%J#*%WHYTHEFUCKISTHISANUMBERU*#@%*U%*#FJO$I%J#*%WHYTHEFUCKISTHISANUMBERU*#@%*U%*#FJO$I%J#*%WHYTHEFUCKISTHISANUMBERU*#@%*U%*#FJO$I%J#*%WHYTHEFUCKISTHISANUMBERU*#@%*U%*#FJO$I%J#*%WHYTHEFUCKISTHISANUMBER+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Range: ALL OF IT.

Standard Equipment: itself

Intelligence: OMNIPATACATSUGGSVERSEBROLYGOKUYAMCHAONEABOVEALLZENOSAMA+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++SCIENCE^ITSELF^ITSELF^ITSELF^TRUEINFINITY^WHATEVERTHEHELLSUGGSVERSECANCOMEUPWITHNEXT^999999999999999999999999999999999999+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++GODNFWJERNOFGHURWJEFSOY$&#H@(T@U$NO%RDENDJ#$HFRENWOUNJWGNJRTEWNWFJ*$NOFRNJ#GTNLREPLEASEDONOTFIGHTTRUEOBESITYJUSTDONOT++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++shitposting^+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++shitposting^++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++hi+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++shitposting^+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++PENISPENISPENIS+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Weakn-THIS CATEGORY IS BLASPHEMOUS TOWARD THE LIKES OF THE HOLY AND SEXY TRUE OBESITY!

Notable Attacks/Techniques: all of them

Trivia
True Obesity sees this page as a shrine deticated to worshipping him so that the likes of his worshippers may be spared, which is why he chooses to keep it up.

Those who claim to be stronger than true obesity are automatically shat upon and thrown below shit tier, which means they will be assraped by yamcha and downplayed naruto.

To worship True Obesity, you must place a large green block of shit in your mouth and lick the nutrients off of it. (you can bite down if you want to)

Some characters have been spared from True Obesity for being cool and good, such as Skodwarde The Almighty.

Azathoth is seen as a blob of shit created by True Obesity before the thicc and glorious god fell asleep. Azathoth also fell asleep for some reason, yet is too fucking stupid to wake up.

Others
Notable Victories:

Zeno-sama (Zeno was utterly terrified when he witnessed True Obesity finally wake up and begged for mercy. TO saw zeno as a mere speck of dust in his path to escape fiction.)

Son Goku (Did put up a better fight than zeno)

Asriel Dreemurr (Sees understale as a shitty series and thought everything in it away including assriel.)

The rest of joke battles wiki

Notable de- HOW DARE YOU BLASPHEME TRUE OBESITY WITH THIS CATEGORY, PUNY MEMETIC!

Inconclusive matches

The joke battles wiki administrators ran from true obesity before he could absorb them into his asscrack.

Notable stalem-THIS CATEGORY IS ALSO OFFENSIVE.