Paul Blart Mall Omnipotent

Summary
Paul Blart is the single most powerful being on this wiki. He soloed every verse ever by eating donuts.

Powers and Stats
Tier: Massively Omnipotently Memetic++++++++++++++++++++

Name: Paul Blart, Mall Cop

Origin: Existed before the concept of origins

Gender: All of the 31 genders recognized by NYC

Age: Infinite++++

Classification: Omnipotent Cop, Inferior to Regular Cops

Powers and Abilities: Massively Superhuman Characteristics, Reality Warping, Conceptual Manipulation, Acausality, Causality Manipulation, Summoning

Attack Potency: Mall++++

Speed: Segway+++ (or massively FTO)

Lifting Strength: Kevin James+

Striking Strength: Obesity+ / Diabetes++

Durability: Memetic+ (took hits from a skateboard, which directly correlates to Tony Hawk Pro Skater ∞)

Stamina: Below Human, Limitless with Segway

Range: Segwayversal+++

Standard Equipment: Segway, Walkie Talkie

Intelligence: Massively Blartscient+ via completely demolishing a team of robbers in a mall

Weaknesses: Requires sufficient glucose to function properly

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Others
Notable Victories:

Your taste in movies

2009 Internet

Common Sense

Your love life (has a daughter)

Your family life (has a family apart from his parents)

Kevin James' comedic career

Notable Losses:

Movie ranking websites (but he's Paul Blart so it doesn't matter)

Inconclusive Matches: 

Glucose