Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26180030-20180726195619/@comment-35403906-20180727215911

First, you must erase all flesh from my body, then you must take each of my bones and separate them by the distance of the universe's diameter, then each bone must be individually melted within the acids of hatred itself, with the exception of my (skull?), which must be personally crushed until not even dust remains. From there, you must take each of my organs and impale them with seven hundred holy stakes, and stop up all the blood passages within each of them with eldritch crystals, before performing a ritual that channels your hatred into a blazing inferno. If potent enough, then my organs shall vanish. You must perform each of these steps within sixty-nine seconds of each other exactly, or I shall simply regenerate.

After you're done with me, you must then apply this same process to every single one of my allies, and then partake in the blood of my enemy to ensure that the ritual is complete. (Your soul may vanish after this, replaced with pure hellfire as you are now legally a servant of the devil)

Good luck doing any of this, though. I reside within the singularity of a black hole made entirely out of my own self-annihilative and destructive urges, as well as pure nothingness. You could try summoning me, then I would have no choice to appear before you. But first, you must chazz it up 109 times, and then I might tell you how to summon me.