User:Crabwhale

Terrifying extra-dimensional creature from beyond the stars. Entered our reality at approximately ◆︎■︎🙵■︎□︎⬥︎♋︎♌︎●︎♏︎ ⧫︎♓︎❍︎♏︎ ♐︎❒︎♋︎❍︎♏︎ near the Zeta Reticuli debris field. Raised on Earth in a disguise, can be found laughing it's ass off at humanity's collective idiocy and salivating over the tabber option at any given time.
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 * -|Young Adult Stage=Auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.jpg
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My favorite pages

 * Donald John Trump: He's my goddamn profile picture after all.
 * Pyrocynical: BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS
 * Masterpiece Optimus Prime: BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS BIAS
 * Chuck Norris: Yes, I still unironically find this meme spicy after all these years.
 * Theodore Roosevelt: Probably my best work so far. Also BIAS.

Cancers Characters I've created

 * Yeah, I got a category for that, soooo...

Poops Profiles I'm planning on making

 * Clint Eastwood
 * Mikasa Ackerman (The Factually Best Opinion)
 * Winston Churchill (True Profile)
 * Doomguy Eternal
 * Waspinator
 * Franklin Delano Roosevelt
 * Onision (Vegetarian Body)
 * Appule the Great and Powerful
 * Jim Sterling
 * EmpLemon
 * Masterpiece Megatron
 * Despacito 2
 * Uncle Phil (Potato Edition)
 * Electronic Arts