Sakuya Izayoi (The True Version)

Summary
Haha... You think that there is any girl superior to Sakuya?! You expected to see them, didn't you? But instead, it was me! Sakuya! Welcome to MY World.

Powers and Stats
Tier: Memetic

Name: Sixteenth Flowering Night

Origin: 2hu

Age: The Embodiment of the Really 700 Years Old trope.

Classification: Trans-Fandom "Human", THE Head Maid, and Memetic Waifu, and the Head Ninja as well

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics (of course), Elegance and Perfection Manipulation (She is the perfect and elegant maid), Touhou Bullet Patterns, Flight, Danmaku (Like all 2hus it is also completely impossible, capable of creating intense ragequits), All the Space and Time abilities you can think of and can't think of (as well as immunity to all of them. Not full, because the concept of "full" does not apply to such an elegant maid), can summon infinite versions of herself, both stronger and weaker and everything in between, can completely freeze people even if they transcend time by (insert spam here), Teleportation, Past and Future Manipulation, Mass Reduction (Unlocked the secret to weightlessness), Clock Manipulation (Meaning that she can also manipulate your clock as well as any Vs Threads' clock for that matter), Reality and Fiction Warping (And beyond), Counter (Can counter any move her opponent(s) make, especially if they're opposing waifus), can accelerate time to make her inevitable victory quicker, Transmutation (Can turn any opponent into free points), Breast Manipulation (Can increase or decrease breast size manually, or create/erase pads out of thin air)

Attack Potency: Memetic (Better than Dio by a large (Large by Sakuya's standards which is above all of you filthy secondaries by an impossible to define amount) margin, capable of soloing them all combined with the knife she is carrying in the pic. While she respectfully considers herself inferior to Remilia, in reality, she is on the same tier as her. As someone who has appeared as a playable character more than once alongside the MCs Reimu and Marisa, she should scale to them, and she is superior to all maids by virtue of being the Head Maid.

Speed: Impossibly Faster than Omnipresent (Screws with Space-Time like its nothing, then transcends that and then transcends that and so on so forth until she wrote this profile herself)

Lifting Strength: Sakuya does not have to lift.

Striking Strength: Charisma Breaker level+

Durability:

Stamina: You dare question her stamina?

Range: Irrelevant. She doesn't need a range finder to zero shot you.

Standard Equipment: Every knife ever

Intelligence: Sakuyascience

Weaknesses: Pad Theories, Nosebleeding (Only in Remilia's presence), and other Outdated Memes, however, this is only a self imposed restriction.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

WIP

Others
Notable Victories:

You. (Yea you)

Any non 2hu (especially Dio), but especially notable are (Note that these are all vastly weaker copies of the real Sakuya while she was drinking tea, sitting on top of the idea of victory and defeat): Notable Losses:
 * Frisk and Chara (Thank you, JZBoy's Animation). Even on a revenge attempt (April Fool or not), she stomped him effortlessly.
 * Sans
 * Dio again (Thank you, OMM. However your later Touhou OMM is trash.)
 * Chun Li
 * The entire RED Team

Noone besides Remilia. NOONE.

Inconclusive Matches:

A Soccer Ball