True SWOLEBIRB



"And 'tis upon thou, my mightiest patron, that I bestow the Allswole. May the Halls of Abs-halla be forever under thy protection, and may thou ward eternally from forces from whence thou came."

- Ode of the Fractal Tree, Volume 9

Summary
He is the one, the many, the SWOLE, the birb. He is the True Guardian of the SWOLE, the most powerful of Yggdrswole's creatures, and the one fated to put up the hardest, if ultimately pointless, fight against the USWOLER.

Powers and Stats
Tier: Pure SWOLE

Name: The True SWOLEBIRB

Origin: Swoleverse

Gender: Egg

Age: Beyond

Classification: Guardian of Swoleness, Holder of the Allswole, Right-Hand Birb of Yggdriswole

Powers and Abilities: The Allswole (A powerful cosmic energy, siphoned directly from Yggdriswole and implied to be his essence), SuperSwolebirb Physical Characteristics, Flight, Size Manipulation, Summoning (Can summons lesser Swolebirbs), Immortality (Type 8 and 10)

Attack Potency: At least High Memetic (Superior to unrestricted Lad and Pig, stated to be capable of putting up somewhat of a fight against BIG BULL, far more powerful than any single Swolebirb)

Speed: EverySWOLENESS (Encompasses the Halls of Abs-halla, the greatest realm in the entire Fractal Tree)

Lifting Strength: Class Unfathomable (Physically superior to every single character in Swoleverse, sans BIG BULL and Yggdriswole)

Striking Strength: Birb Arms Class

Durability: Beyond Beyonding the THICCness (His mere skin is unbelievably SWOLE it couldn't be pierced by conventional means. Prophesized to stand up to BIG BULL)

Stamina: Infinite

Range: The entire Fractal Tree of Infinite Flexing

Standard Equipment: None notable

Intelligence:

Weaknesses: His own destiny

Others
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