Sylvester P. Smythe

Summary
Sylvester P. Smythe is Cracked's janitor and serves as the publication's official mascot.

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Name: Sylvester P. Smythe

Origin: Cracked Magazine

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown

Classification: Cracked Magazine mascot

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