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Crabwhale wrote:

Case A: The LEGO keeps the Chazz restrained long enough for the Knife to cut down all of the Chazz's minions (or at least enough to pass through). At that point, even the LEGO is becoming incredibly tired, though the Chazz's defenses have been lowered just enough for the Knife to launch a suicidal last ditch effort that manages to pierce the Chazz's skin. That opening is all the LEGO needs, as it gathers up the last of it's energies to multiply more than it ever has and enters the Chazz's body, destroying him from the inside-out.

Case B: The Knife and the LEGO keep the Chazz engaged long enough for the Nokia to recover from it's roasting, at which point it returns and wipes out all of the Chazz's minions as it is unburdened by range. Afterwards, the scenario plays out much like the above one, except this time the absolute attack of Nokia and Knife require no sacrifice from either.

Case C: Very simply, the Knife is overran and the Chazz strikes it down. Since the LEGO cannot do any significant damage to the Chazz and he likewise cannot do any significant damage to it, they decide to call it quits and pick up a bottle of Jack Daniel's and tell this story to their grand kids 30 years later, wondering where the fuck their lives went. We'll have a vote. Everyone just pick one and we'll check on Monday.