User blog:Agnaa/Übernüt

This blog will be paraphrasing of a calc DMUA explained me over discard.

Feat
Calculating the ejaculation feat from this quote: "I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today.

I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my dick was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions. Goodbye"

Calculation
Much smarter people than I say the weight of seminal fluid is 1.0 g/ml, or 1 kg/l.

Assuming he produces a net average of 3 milliliters per day, 365 days per year, is 1.095 liters per year.

Assuming he dropped the stones at age 13, and would have lived to around 80, that's 67 years, for 73.365 liters, or 73.365 kilograms.

It accelerated to 5% SoL just by the time it exited. Using that speed as a lowball, 14,989,622 m/s.

Plugging these values into the relativistic KE calculator gives 8.258E15 joules, 1.9737093690248 Megatons Small City level 

For a middle end, the urethra is 20cm, since it accelerated to 5% by the time it left the urethra it would have reached 25% SoL by the time it was 1m away, or 74,948,114.5 m/s plugged into rel calculator again that'd give 2.162E17 joules, 51.673040152963 Megatons, City level 

For a high end, since it completely tore through a girl and then through a support beam behind her, it's reasonable to assume it has at least a 3 meter range, which would raise it to 75% SoL, for a speed of 224,844,343.5 m/s, plugged into rel calculator that gives a result of 3.371E18 joules, 805.68833652007 Megatons, Mountain level+ 

Result

 * Low-end: 8.258E15 joules, Small City level 
 * Mid-end: 2.162E17 joules, City level 
 * High-end: 3.371E18 joules, Mountain level+