Superman (Downplayed)

Summary
Some dumb superhero from some old comics nobody likes. Those guys at ScrewAttack love him and hate the way cooler and smarter and handsomer Goku cause they're BIASED AND STUPID AND MEAN AND UGLY.

He wears underwear on the outside and should lose EVERY fight cause I hate him.

Powers and Stats:
Tier: Like, 100-D or something.

Name: Clerk Kant? I dunno, I don't actually read comics.

Origin: Totally legit and so smart debunking videos.

Gender: Oh, I actually know this one! He's a guy! ...I mean, he is obviously male, as my LONG and THOROUGH research has prove.

Age: Like, 30-something?

Classification: Totally a wimp cause he sux

Powers and Abilities: Almost Saiyan-level strength, almost Saiyan-level speed, almost Saiyan-level durability, sometimes he can fly and stuff, I guess, but not as good as a Saiyan.

Attack Potency: Below average scarecrow level

Speed: Like, the speed of a car or something?

Lifting Strength: One pound less than Goku

Striking Strength: So weak that he could barely tickle Super Super Super Saiyan God Zeus Thor Ra x100 Goku's feet

Durability: Could TOTALLY be OHKO'd even by Bulma.

Stamina: Tissue paper

Range: I dunno, I don't read comics and stuff

Standard Equipment: Totally legit, not cherry-picked and unresearched comic panels!

Intelligence: Like, TOTALLY dumb. He doesn't know anything about anyone, cause I HATE HIM HE'S SO STUPID

Weaknesses: Kryptonite, magic, red sun, Saiyans, ki, typos, fanboys

Notable attacks and techniques
Flying: He farts or something so strong that he can move in the air at near-Goku speeds.

Laser Eyes: He shoots lasers out of his eyes, but they're like Buzz Lightyear's and just annoy people.

Dying: Cause he sucks and everyone else is way cooler than him, even Oolong.

Notable wins:

A common house fly (Took all of his powers and killed him for 700-something issues, though)

Notable losses:

Goku (Totally not wanked or biased)

Literally everyone

Puppies

Small children

A microscopic sliver of Kryptonite