Kylo Ren vs. random bread crumb

Every story has something full of surprises.

Intro
Wiz: Kylo Ren, whiner baby from the First Order.

'''Boomstick: And a random bread crumb. He’s Wiz, and I’m Boomstick.'''

Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills, in order to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

Random bread crumb
This is nothing, never mind it, it's just a little crumb of bread left over from a long-forgotten meal.

Interlude
Wiz: All right, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.

Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!

Death Battle
Kylo Ren approaches the bread crumb. He isn't sure what to make of it.

Kylo Ren: This is who they send to oppose me? The nerve of that Resistance scum! I'm offended, it feels like...like...

FIGHT!

Kylo whips out his lightsaber and starts throwing a tantrum, accidentally slashing himself in the process.

The bread crumb lays innocently on the floor.

K.O.!!

Results
Boomstick: We just set a Death Battle record.

Wiz: Not only did we just do the shortest Death Battle ever, but poor Kylo got his butt kicked by a crumb of bread.

Boomstick: At least, the bread crumb responsible for toppling the Supreme Leader got to live.

Wiz: The winner is the bread crumb.

Do you agree with the results of Kylo Ren vs. random bread crumb? Yes No The result was right, the reasoning was not