Jorgen Von Strangle


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Summary
Jorgen Von Strangle was the manliest man that ever maned, with his manliness know throughout the entire Manlyverse. Also, the grand enforcer of Da Rules and professional walking protein bar.

Powers and abilities
Tier: Beyond the concept of tiers | Beyond the concept of beyond the concept of tiers | Memetic Infinity at least | Beyond Memetic Infinity^Infinity by an unfathomable amount | Enforcer of DA RULES+++++

Name: Jorgen Von Strangle

Origin: Fairly Odd Parents

Gender: MUSCLES

Age: Immeasurable

Classification: AH-NOLD, Chin, Muscle, Fairy (But not the girly winged kind)

Powers and abilities: Testosteronepotence, Manlypotence, every other power ever conceived or unconceived

Attack Potency: Beyond the concept of attacking (his rhino form should logically be stronger to silverbacks | Beyond the concept of beyond the concept of attacking (is stronger than his previous forms by an amount non-comprehensible to our measly mortal minds) | Memetic Infinity at least (a mere flexing of his pinky finger's cell nearly ripped the entire multiomniultrasuperduper-verse to shreds, required the power of all the Skodwardeverse, all of Dragon Ball and the Holy Ducks of Lord Felix to merely keep reality from tearing apart | Beyond Memetic Infinity^Infinity by an unfathomable amount (the sheer shitiness of his 3D model killed every reality and unreality ever made possible, transcended into the real world where he went on a rampage, only being stopped by Tronald Dump's wallpotence | Enforcer of DA RULES+++++ (As the holder and enforcer of DA RULES, even the most powerful characters in this wiki have to abide by DA RULES to an extent, no matter how vast or boundless)

Speed: Above the concept of speed, considering it a petty feature of the non-buff | Above the concept of above the concept of speed | Memetic Infinity at least | Beyond Memetic Infinity^Infinity | As fast as DA RULES

Lifting Strength: Above the concept of strength | Above the concept of above the concept of strength | Memetic Infinity at least | Beyond Memetic Infinity^Infinity | As stronk as DA RULES

Striking Strength: Above the concept of strength | Above the concept of above the concept of strength | Memetic Infinity at least | Beyond Memetic Infinity^Infinity | As hard-hitting as DA RULES

Durability: Above the concept of tough | Above the concept of above the concept of tough | Memetic Infinity at least | Beyond Memetic Infinity^Infinity | As tough as DA RULES

Stamina: A measly concept for the non-buff

Range: Omni-wikial with DA RULES

Standard equipment: His wand, DA RULES

Intelligence: MANLY normally, EVERYTHING with DA RULES

Notable Attacks/Techniques:


 * Casual Flex (Jorgen flexes the membrane of his hair's dead cell, causing all of reality to go into quantum spasms, rupturig the very flow of time space itself)


 * Da Judgement (Jorgen judges a person on wether or not they broken DA RULES. If they have, then he immediatly kills their profiles. Works on everybody.)

Key: Lesser Forms | Regular BUFF Forms | Ultra BUFF | Transcendent BUFF Forms | With DA RULES

Other
Notable Victories:

Absolutely everything

Notable Losses:

Inconclusive matches: Tronald Dump (was briefly defeated, though Tronald was prepped with his Wall, while Jorgen didn't have access to DA RULES)

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