Reimu Hakurei

Summary
Reimu is the best 2hu. Not just because the popularity polls every year said so, but she is simply the best 2hu. She uses the power of friendship to it's truest extent (and exterminates the limit), befriending not just everyone, but everything she beats with as much as a single Fantasy Seal. Yes, that's right, press X to win. (and hold Z + Shift so your shots are good) If there's a incident, she will resolve it, and all enemies that step before her shall be exterminated. Face it, she rules!

She's the one true OG Miko, so step aside, silly poser (lookin' at you, Sanae)

And by the way, if you ever find yourself in a Touhou game. Always play Reimu. ALWAYS PLAY REIMU.

Reimu's Catalog
Tier: Always Wins

Name: R e i m u H a k u r e i

Origin: Gensokyo-0 (Aka, THAT GENSOKYO)

Gender: Shrine Maiden

Age: Like 19 or so

Classification: The Almighty Shrine Maiden Who Befriends Everything She Beats With A Single Fantasy Seal

Powers and Abilities: Uhhh... Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Flight, Danmaku... and Shrine Maiden Manipulation, Hax Manipulation, and Victory/Defeat Manipulation (Will always win regardless of who the opponent is), can make her opponents consent to friendly duel with nonlethal projectiles, and can summon her friends immediately before the battle even begins, An insane amount of luck

'''Attack Potency: Doesn't Matter, she'll always win. And if she presses X and unleashes the almighty Fantasy Seal or even uses the even more all powerful Fantasy Nature. She also does not need a wall of text for an explanation on how she will stomp you. She simply wins... because she's Reimu. Reimu with a Hakurei.'''

Speed: Bullshit Tier (Omnipresent but it's even more BS, because now she can be both omnipresent and not at the same time while she spams Fantasy Seal at you)

Lifting Strength: Oni Tier, she did train with Suika afterall

Striking Strength: Irrelevant (All she needs is to press X and spam Fantasy Seal)

'''Durability: Completely Fair normally, her Fantasy Nature makes her completely unbeatable and impervious and invincible. '''

Stamina: However long she needs to kick your ass.

Range: Irrelevant (She doesn't need range to win)

Standard Equipment: Miko Stick

Intelligence: Omniscient (Knows the exact and most effective way to beat any and every possible and impossible opponent and make them her friend to join them in a future fight)

 Weaknesses:  Reimu has no weaknesses. None. Not even laziness. She does not sleep. She waits. She does not simply sip tea. She is always fully combat ready, no matter how defenseless she looks.

Others
Notable Victories

You (Yes, You. As in, the person reading this page right now. By reading even a letter of this page, you have already consigned your loss to Reimu Hakurei!)

Every 2hu in existence but especially: Everyone who plays as her (As in the whole fanbase)
 * Mimuh (Mima also begged for mercy when she was beaten by Raymoo and she gave such mercy to her when she beat her. Oh, and she enlists her help in tricking the fandom into believing she'll be in the next game, when she will not)
 * Morisa (Face it Marisa, you're just not good enough. You will and always will be second place to this red-white armpit Miko)
 * Yuuka (Yeah, yeah, you're strong. But Reimu still beat you.)
 * The Gap-Hag (ABILITY TO CONTROL ALL BOUNDARIES: CONSENTS TO FRIENDLY DUEL WITH NONLETHAL BULLETS)
 * Remilia Scarlet (You manipulate fate? Ha! She still beats you.)
 * Yuyuko Saigyouji (Note: This was an eating contest)
 * Utsuho Reiuji (Yes, even the Nuclear Hell Raven consents to a friendly duel with nonlethal projectiles)

The Touhou Fandom (See Above)

The Annual Popularity Polls

The Fortune Teller (Marisa: What about the spellcard rools? Reimu: The what now?)

The Spellcard Rules

Sendai Hakurei no Miko (Obviously the successor needs to be more badass than those who came before her)

Notable Losses

ZUN (Note: This was Drunk ZUN and Reimu was using both Fantasy Heavenature and Fantasy Seal at the same time)

Watatsuki no Yorihime (Still couldn't beat the Moon Bitch even with all her Might)

Hata no Kokoro (Note: Reimu was holding back. Obviously. Also, conservation of 2hus demands that 2hus are weaker in groups but they are stronger solo, so Miko and Byakuren brought her down a lot)

Sumirekto Usami (Note: Sumireko used secret hidden cheat codes for ULiL to win, and even then, Sumireko still get Sumirekto in the end)

Inconclusive Matches

Touaoii Project (Verse)

Yuugi Hoshiguma (Although Reimu still beat her, she didn't make her sake drop, which is part of the criteria for being able to beat Yuugi)