Less than -9000 Yamcha

Summary
Originated from Paul the Amber's account on imgflip as a meme depicting an infinitely weak yamcha

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Tier: Absolute Garbage, downplayed to the point that he is a paradox even though he is a meme

Name: less than -9000 yamcha

Age: 6 months old

Classification: Imbecile, human, and meme

Abilities: i am downplay incarnate(he is so week any damage done to him is either downplayed to nothing or put onto his opponent, it his choice. Also he can commit suicide to ben reborn and kill whoever he was fighting no matter how memish they are), serious face (can make anyone pee their pants and laugh to death), puppy fang face(bites his own face and makes scars on his face so ugly nobody can look at him), mullet whip (whips himself with a spiky mullet to look stupid and make the opponent die laughing)

Attack Potency: Even more garbage than he tier(he attacks so softly and slowly he heals his opponent)

Speed: as fast as Jay Cutler

Lifting strength: When he got married to his weightless imaginary girlfriend Yamchia, she crushed him trying to be carried.

Striking Strength: Can make a grown fetus cry because he is so weak

Durability: Less durable than downplayed sans.

Stamina: Who are we kidding, he doesn't have any!!!

Range: He can only touch himself because of downplayed range(perverted joke)

Equipment: The paradox face (his own stupid face that guarantees plot induced stupidity that only helps him)

Intelligence: He is so stupid he makes downplayed gumball intelligence look infinitely smart

Weakness: His life is a weakness to humanity

Feats: Being the largest imbecile in the over 9000 pentaverses