Dexter "the Jet" Jettster

Summary
Dexter "Dex the Jet" Jettster was a besalisk chef and owner of Dex's Diner, he was also a complete chad and friend of General Kenobi

Powers and Stats
Tier: High 0 | Unknown with Special Attacks/Techniques

Name: D. Exter Jettster, TTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Origin: The masterpiece known as the Attack of the Cloners, damn good ones too!

Gender: Besalisk

Age: Eons upon eons, likely older than the Ones and the Force itself

Classification: Chef, creator of T-posing, Deity, miner, Besalisk allfather

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Reflexes (Should be comparable to Obi-Wan Kenobi with the High Ground, who has casually MFTL+ reflexes), Superhuman Strength (Should be comparable to Fordo, who has fought 2003 Grievous on several occasions), Teleportation, Regeneration (Likely High-God Tier as he has recovered from fighting Legends Palpatine, who is a Multi-Universe Buster at least and a Multiverse Buster at most), Skilled Lightsaber User (Outpaced the entire Jedi Order with absolute ease), Masterful Force User (Can keep up with Anakin Skywalker in Raw Force Power and easily disposed of Abeloth), Omniscience (Predicted the change of canon and knew about cloning that hadn’t yet occured, making him capable of seeing hundreds of years into the future and likely Omniscient), Infinite Durability (He has never taking Damage, this will according to the “If They Haven’t They Can’t Law” grant him Infinite Durability), Genius Intelligence (Manipulated everyone within the Star Wars Galaxy and possibly the entire Star Wars Universe, causing both the Clone Wars and the Yuuzhan Vong War), Omnipresence (He will always be right with ya according to the “Statements Before Feats Law”), Multiple Arms (Has four arms and can use them in ways similar to that of General Grievous, he is capable of Climbing on Walls and resisting strong Force Pushes using these), Statements Before Feats (Anything he says is automatically Law, this is in accordance to the “Statements Before Feats Law”), Nigh-Omnipotent (Dexter Jettster has fought other Nigh-Omnipotent beings like High Ground Obi-Wan Kenobi and 2003 Grievous, he is however not Omnipotent, since he did in fact lose to REY SKYWALKER in a 1v1, REY SKYWALKER is notable for her Nigh-Omnipotence (possible Omnipotence) and Plot Armor/Mary Sueness)

Attack Potency: Above the Concept entirely

Speed: Will be right with ya!, Beat Han Solo’s Kessel Run record of 12 parsecs, Dex could do it in 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000005 parsecs, is nicknamed "the Jet" due to his lightspeed

Lifting Strength: Omniversal+ (he lifted an Omniverse with one arm, that being his weakest one)

Striking Strength: Omniversal+ (has dealt damage to Obi-Wan with the High Ground)

Durability: Omniversal+ (has taken hits from Obi-Wan with the High Ground)

Stamina: Infinite

Range: Infinite

Standard Equipment: Jawa Juice, apron, four arms, Kamino saberdarts (it's the funny lil' cuts on the sides that give it away)

Intelligence: Omniscient (created Jawa Juice and is the only being in the known and unknown omniverse that knows the recipe, knows the difference between knowledge and wisdom, planned the Clone Wars and set the entire era in motion by telling his ol' buddy Obi-Wan about Kamino)

Weaknesses: Short legs

Notable Attacks/Techniques: Unknown, they would be too powerful for this world to handle

Others
Notable Victories: Obi-Wan with the High Ground, Kathleen Kennedy with Estarossa's commandment, Han Solo, Ben Quadinaros, Watto, Fuhrer Rugor Nass, Rudol von Stroheim, Pong Jettster Krell

Notable Losses: None, except of course himself

Inconclusive Matches: None