Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Tier: At least 1-B

Name: The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), his noodleyness

Origin: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Pastafarianism

Gender: None (his noodleyness is beyond gender classifications)

Age: Unknown

Classification: Deity, complex carbohydrate based entity

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Flight, Light Manipulation, Creation, Water Manipulation, Earth Manipulation, Plant Manipulation, Energy Manipulation, Quantum Manipulation, Reality Manipulation, Life Manipulation, Sleep Manipulation, Invisibility, the FSM is the source of "gravity", Immortality (Type 1 & 4), Biology Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation, Nigh-Omniscience, Empathic Manipulation (Can turn people gay, mainly priests), Higher-Dimensional Manipulation (All the Dimensions and "Strings" in String Theory are a manifestation of his noodleyness), Soul Manipulation, Absorption (Can absorb beings and Gay Porn into itself), Time Manipulation, Invulnerability, ETC.

Attack Potency: At least Hyperverse level (According to Super-Noodle Quantum Theory all the dimensions and quantum "Strings" are simply smaller manifestations of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Everything in existence is a part of him as he's described to be everything there is and the all in one god of everything)

Speed: Omnipresent (Exists across all dimensions and all of existence itself as everything is merely a part of his being, All dimensions of String Theory are merely manifestations of him)

Lifting Strength: Immeasurable

Striking Strength: Hyperverse level (Everything in existence including all dimensions and existence itself is merely a part of him as they are merely smaller manifestations of himself)

Durability: Hyperverse level (Is one with everything there is existence including all worlds and all spatial dimensions of String Theory)

Stamina: Godly, but does get affected by alcohol

Range: Hyperversal (Everything is merely part of him as he's described to be the one in all God and everything we know is him)

Standard Equipment: None

Intelligence: Nigh-Omniscient (Influenced and guided humanity through all of history, responisble for every invention humanity ever made)

Weaknesses: Rarely takes action, probably an alcoholic

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