User blog:DMUA/VSBW: MrKing throws a forking television

Okay, so, due to me trolling MrKing over a certain detail of DT revisions, he threw a television at me from Phoenix. While I should be fixing the wall and explaining what happened to my tramatized mother who happened to be going into the backroom aiming to do laundry, instead, I'll do the extremely more important thing and calculate this. Luckily, my ribcage cracked instead of my fingers, so this won't take long.

The distance from Phoenix to San Diego is 571.317 Kilometers, or 571317 meters

A second after he said he was gonna do it, I could distincly hear the whistle of a sub nuclear impact approaching, so divide by 1 and it's 571317 m/s, Mach 1665.64723032069, Massively Hypersonic+ televisions. This should scale to combat and reactions, as I saw this coming but I'm also a sadomacochist who kinda had it coming.

The TV itself is ripped to absolute shreds, so, instead of trying to find it's brand, I'll just take the first result on Google, the weight of a LG 32LS5700 32 inch LED Full HD TV, which is 9.7 Kilograms

So, 9.7×.5×571317^2 is

1583055105271.65 Joules, 378.359250781943 Tons of TNT, Multi City Block level televisions

Scales to anyone who isn't a forking plebian, especially Crabwhale if he ever gets an Exaggerated real life key because he's swole