Onision (Kombucha Edition)

"Wow. Woooowww. Wow. So you guys are so committed to yourselves, like you are so committed..to censoring innocent people, that you're just gonna go, and try to get my Patreon deleted now. Oh, you have an opinion of me. So you're just gonna try and..ruin my entire career. Really? Is that what you're going to do? Oh, I'm sorry, the FBI never showed up, oh I'm sorry, the cops are all about Onion Boy because turns out, didn't break a single law! So what do we do? Oh, well our opinions have been invalidated so many times, that we're gonna disable his Patreon. Wow, you would really do that, YOU WOULD REALLY DO THAT! ...GUUUGGGHHHH!! ...You TRIED to do the FBI, DIDN'T WORK! You TRIED to do the police, DIDN'T WORK! So instead, you resort to the PAYCHECK. And ya GOT IT! YA GOT IT! All my Patreons have been DELETED. ARE YOU HAPPY? NOOO! ...YAAUUK! ...AAHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHH! Is this what you want, huh?! YOU WANT A TOTAL, MELTDOWWWN?! Do ya LIKE, kombucha? III LOOOOOVE, KOMBUCHAAA! WOOO! WOOO! WOOO! WOOOOO! WOOO! DRINKS LIKE PEE AND SMELLS EVEN WORSE! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! MY PATREON'S DELETED! WOO! MY PATREON! WOO! WOOO! WHAT AM I GONNA DO? WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOOOWW? WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW? MUUAAAA! MUA! WHAT AM I GONNA DO? MUA! WHAT AM I GONNA DO? I'M COVERED IN KOMBUCHA, AND I HAVE NO MORE PATREON! AHH! AHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!!! OUUUUAAAEEEEGGHHH!!! BWEEEAAGGHH! YOOOUUU DID THIS TO MEEEE!!! ALL OF YOU!!!!!"

- Onision

Onision is a piece of human garbage who grooms underage teens and then has sex with them after they turn 18. He's the kind of person to try chaining his girlfriend to a wall in his basement for three weeks as punishment for smoking weed.