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Gnome Ann is an island.

Gnome Ann is clever enough to know all the evil she does.

Gnome Ann has a good enough memory to make a successful liar.

Gnome Ann lives forever.

President Andrew Johnson once said, "If I am to be shot at, I want Gnome Ann to be in the way of the bullet."