Yamcha (Ultimate)

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Tier: Low Yamcha (Not even shit tier compares to how shitty Yamcha is)I Beyond Ultimate Memetic Failure++++++

Name: Yamcha, Disgrace

Origin: Dragon Ball, failed abortion

Gender: Doesn't have one (low complexity life form, can't even reproduce)

Age: Nobody cares about Yamcha's age

Classification: Yamcha (There is not a classification shitty enough for Yamcha)

Powers and Abilities: Even being a yamcha, Yamcha has the power to be revived (Seriously, why does people wish to revive Yamcha?), can absorb the energy of every single one of his failures to break the wall of Memeticness and can reach the ultimate, perfect memetic failure... to fail even harder

Attack Potency: Low Yamcha (He broke his hand after he did a high five to himself because he doesn't have any friends to do it)

Speed: Low Yamcha (Lower than a tetraplegic turtle)

Lifting Strength: 0^1

Striking Strength: Low Yamcha

Durability: LOWEST Yamcha

Stamina: EVEN LOWER Yamcha

Range: The same range you would have with a fork compared to Elder God Demonbane

Standard Equipment: His optimistical behaviour (Also known as antidepressants)

Intelligence: Low complexity life form

Weaknesses: Himself, everything that exists

Others
Notable Victories: Himself

Notable Losses: They stop being notable when you lose every time

Inconclusive Matches: Beez (Beez got hit on the head by Yamcha)