Julia Nakahamou

Summary:
We've all seen bad fanfics. For one reason or another, they just don't work. The characters are interpreted wrong, the spelling is bad, the OCs are horrible, etc.

But none of them come close to the monstrosity that is Shinra High SOLDIER.

In this Final Fantasty VII High School AU that is confusingly not an AU (The author attempting to make it fit in with the actual game's lore), the main character known as Julia Nakahamou joins Shinra High, falling in love with fellow student, Sephiroth. As time goes on, they become the General and Commander of the Shinra military, marry, and have a son, but Professor Hojo (Their consistent enemy) ends up killing Julia as Sephiroth is possessed by Jenova.

Now, normally this would not be so bad, but boy oh boy it is. The main plot being incredibly sluggish, its excessive length Julia being a completely unlikeable character (Who also possesses several Mary Sue traits) who literally commits genocide on an entire kingdom of innocent people and yet it still invariably considered the hero, not to mention brutally torturing someone over something as simple as breaking her sword.

Due to how utterly despicable she is, she has taken her rightful place as the most pathetic character on this wiki, and shall likely remain there for a long time.

Powers and Stats:
Tier: Assigning any tier to such a despicable being would be an insult to tiers in general

Name: Julia Nakahamou/Okoku

Origin: Shinra High SOLDIER

Gender: Female

Age: 22

Classification: Mary Sue (Of the Black Hole, Sympathetic, Jerk, Relationship, God-Mode and Mary Tzu variety), Mass Murder, Main "Protagonist", Worst Character Ever

Powers and Abilities: Completely bullshit Plot Armor (Somehow managed to fully recover from having her lungs pierced by her ribs even when having gone hours without having them treated), some form of Time Manipulation (Her pregnancy somehow lasted 11 months as opposed to 9), Canon Defilement (Have you seen her versions of the characters?)

Attack Potency: Literature Level (Her stories utterly annihilated the concept of quality writing)

Speed: About as slow as the plot (Seriously, it took five or so chapters for an incredibly deadly poison to kick in)

Lifting Strength: Not enough to carry her fanfics

Striking Strength: Class FFVII

Durability: Sub-Criticism Level

Stamina: Extremely high (Managed to somehow keep SHS going for 170 chapters, despite logic saying it should not have)

Range: Is able to literally cause phyiscal pain to those who read her stories

Standard Equipment: Tachi (A katana that she loves so much its destruction made her force someone to eat their own eyeball and later bleed to death, despite barely being mentioned beforehand)

Intelligence: Supposedly a tactical genius, but the fact that her tactics were mainly "throw soldiers at the enemy until they run out of bullets" say otherwise, generally incredibly incompetent as well (Stayed with Professor Hojo for five years, despite him clearly wanting to kill her, similarly, despite possessing incredibly powerful Materia, she never thought to use it on her incredibly abusive father in order to escape him), also tried to justify her actions during the Wutai War (Read: brutally slaughter millions of innocent people without a second thought) for no discernable reason

Weaknesses: Critics (Especially Lian Hua and Iscariot), logical story progression, good characterization, somehow being in a worse love story than Twilight

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

-Wutai War: An arc of Shinra SOLIDER lasting from Chapter 43 to Chapter 71, the Wutai War basically consisted of Julia wantonly murdering the entire kingdom of Wutai (Consisting of millions of people) in a horribly one-sided conflict where she was not being viewed as in the wrong even though this was entirely unnecessary and the Wutai people were doing nothing but defending themselves. Using this makes anyone viewing it horrified, as they cannot bear the idea that such a person is viewed as sympathetic.

Others:
'''Julia doesn't deserve victories. She cannot win, nor is she allowed to'''

Notable Losses:

Dahvie Vanity (Yes, even Dahvie isn't as pathetic as her)

The Suggsverse (Via quality)

Literally every single piece of fiction ever conceived, as they, no matter what, possess more quality than SHS

'''Inconclusive? What makes you think she stalemates anybody'''