Canned Bread

Summary
An aluminum can containing a dough-based staple food.

Powers and Stats
Tier: 10-C

Name: Canned Bread

Origin: Capitalism

Gender: Bread

Age: No more than a week or two

Classification: Food product

Powers and Abilities: Provides sustenance in a convenient, durable containment medium.

Attack Potency: 10-A or lower

Speed: Sub-human

Lifting Strength: Sub-human

Striking Strength: Class H if you throw it hard enough

Durability: It’s a fucking can. You could step on it and it would give out.

Stamina: Eternal

Range: How far can you throw?

Standard Equipment: Bread

Intelligence: No

Weaknesses: Can openers, anybody who’s hungry

Notable Attacks/Techniques: Exist, roll on side, feed whoever possesses it

Others
Notable Victories: Hunger itself, people with celiac disease

Notable Losses: Everyone who has ever eaten canned bread ever

Inconclusive Matches: Capitalism (continues to be produced and consumed in an unending cycle)