Covetous Demon (Dark Souls II) (Exaggerated)

Summary
The Covetous Demon is a boss in Dark Souls II. It is the largest boss in the game. Most Dark Souls players joke at this thing, but it will wreck your face. Because '''THIS. IS. DARK. SOULS.'''

Powers and Stats
Tier: High 3-A

Name: Covetous Demon

Origin: Dark Souls II

Gender: Unknown. Likely Male

Age: Unknown. Likely Unknown

Classification: Fat Ass Demon

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics (Do I seriously have to explain this one?), Large Size (Obvious type), Levitation (Can lift its own body, cause things do that), Power Nullification (See Techniques), Omnipresence

Attack Potency: High Universe level via sheer size

Speed: Omnipresent (Is infinitely fat)

Lifting Strength: Infinite (Can lift itself)

Striking Strength: High Universal

Durability: High Universe level (via sheer size)

Stamina: Immeasurable

Range: High Universal

Standard Equipment: Itself

Intelligence: Below Average, but is a Dark Souls boss, so it doesn't matter

Weaknesses: People who can git gud

Notable Attacks/Techniques:


 * Flop - Flops its body on you, crushing you with so much force, your quantum particles die.
 * Mouth Attack (or whatever this is) - Grabs you with his mouth, then unequips all of your armor, weapons, and abilities. This allows him to one shot you with anything else. Guaranteed to hit if you strafe around him.

Others
Notable Victories:
 * Noobs

Notable Losses:
 * Dark Souls players (the good kind)

Inconclusive Matches: