User blog:Rodri "Dante"/Pulsimann Respect Blog

 Yes, I am writing a respect blog for myself, is that wrong?

Anyway, I am doing this because I consider that my page is not explanatory enough (Mostly because is supposed to be a joke).

I will start with the most important thing.

Tier
"tires: hahaha what"

''Unlike most characters in this wiki, I do not possess a Tier. The reason is quite simple: It is useless. I does not matter what Tier you give your character, there is always someone who will claim that their character is stronger. But that raises the question: How strong I am?''

amount off damaeg he can deal: too much

how fast?; very

teh thing that tels u how hard he can pawnch,; rlly hard

durabel- darabil- duralibi...= to high'

''My page, instead of focusing on my stats, shows how other people see me. This is so ambiguous that my stats vary greatly depending of what my opponent would consider "too much" or "to high". You could even put me against characters that follow the official tiering system and there would not be any problem (But no one below 9-C, since I am still superhuman).''

To put it simple, when I am in a match instead of seeing this:



You see this:



Now, ignore that and imagine that my opponent totally stomps me because you say so, that is what powers and abilities are for

Powers and Abilities
Only explaining the most relevant ones This should cover any question that anyone has.
 * copy: I am capable of quickly scanning my opponent and copy everything from them. By everything I really mean everything: Powers, stats, colors, voice, clothes, etc.
 * stronker: One of my most dangerous abilities. Just by remembering that profiles mostly focus in being the strongest there is without any justified reason, my power raises immeasurably. I only use this against those without justified reasons for their stats, but I am able to use this whenever I want. Theorically, I would start with this in a bloodlusted match.
 * lol tyep 8: Whenever I die, I come back to life because "lol tyep 8". This is a pretty problematic ability for my opponents given that is does not rely on my, but rather on Rodri. But is not like death was the only way to finish a battle.