Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27328974-20151211033007/@comment-27816510-20151212012529

The Everlasting wrote: EliminatorVenom wrote: I like reading incredibly bad fanfictions. Not just "bad", but so incredibly bad that you start thinking if it isn't really some kind of joke. You and I would get along swimmingly EV.

And I have quite the doozy for you:

It's called Shinra High SOLDIER. It's basically two Final Fantasy VII fanfics (Which the author calls "novels", since their total chapter count is 170, counting filler), written by... wait for it... Sephirothslave. It's pretty much a High School AU (Which isn't an AU as Sephirothslave tries, and fails horribly, to work it into canon), where the main character (Who's so obviously a self-insert it isn't even funny) becomes Sephiroth's girlfriend (Later wife), joins SOLDIER, murders the entire kingdom of Wutai, gets killed by Hojo and causes Sephiroth to turn to Jenova and have the game proceed as "normal". The fanfic is infamous for it's terrible Designated Hero (The main character sees no problem with killing millions in cold blood and commiting genocide), along with the absurd Mary Sue traits present and how this entire fic is trying to paint Sephiroth as a "poor troubled soul" that's been possessed by Jenova even though he's arguably worse than he is in-game. I could literally go on for paragraphs, but you can simply view the TVTropes article  (Also, check out the sporking linked in the page if you're brave enough).

Oh yeah, and the author is extremely delusional. She literally thinks she's married to Sephiroth and met him on the astral plane, which she takes back and says he's an Archangel who looks like him, shares his name, and came to Tetsuya Nomura in a dream and told him to make Sephiroth that way. Note that I did not make up anything I just wrote.

Yeah. That reminds me, I'll get to reading that eventually it's just I've been busy. Plus I'm in no particular rush to read something that shitty.